ANNOUNCER ATHENA AVERY CAPTAIN_MASSEY CONNOR CREW_MEMBER CRUISE_GUEST DJ HANNAH INFIRMARY INSTRUCTOR MAX NARRATOR PASSENGER PATIENT PRINCIPAL_PHOTOGRAPHY ROSIE STEVE TRISTAN VANESSA VERONICA VICTORIA VIVA WALLA CAPTAIN MASSEY You know, you think you know where your life is, and you've got a nice clear picture of it. And I've come to know that we're all walking around absolutely % clueless. ATHENA Are you still deciding? MAX I know that you are still making up your mind about the pregnancy, but I can see it, Avery. Building a life together. AVERY / TRISTAN AVERY Tristan, are you honestly ready to be a father? TRISTAN I want this more than anything. I'll prove you wrong. TRISTAN Everything's changed. It's not fatherly behavior. AVERY I can see one thing clearly. I'm going to have a baby. COLD OPEN WALLA VANESSA Spring break, bitches. VICTORIA / VERONICA VANESSA Here we are, senior year. Our last Vixens voyage. VICTORIA / VERONICA WALLA VANESSA One final adventure before we're off to find jobs and husbands and side pieces. VERONICA Hey, Vixens live in the now. VANESSA You're so right. Speaking of... VANESSA Did you bring party favors? VICTORIA Duh! And my guy says that they're totally top-shelf. VANESSA / VICTORIA / VERONICA VANESSA Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go. VANESSA Excuse me, um, could you please move? HANNAH I am moving. It's a moving walkway. CONNOR Take these. STEVE Seems optimistic. CONNOR Let me tell you, this cruise... Last year, I got laid every day. CONNOR The final day, twice. STEVE CONNOR You're gonna love it. WALLA VANESSA Vixens, a toast to the reason we're all here. My grandma, the original Vanessa and Vixen. VERONICA The OV. VANESSA The OV indeed. VANESSA Grandma, thank you for your spirit, your encouragement, and your inheritance. VERONICA VANESSA / VICTORIA VANESSA / VICTORIA / VERONICA Cheers. CONNOR Dude, this ship is like a -Eleven. Snacks everywhere. CONNOR Case in point. CONNOR Ladies, why don't you, uh, put those on my tab and, uh, come join us? STEVE Hey, cool it. They probably don't... CONNOR VANESSA Free drinks. VICTORIA VANESSA You take left, I'll take right. VERONICA VANESSA Thanks for the drinks. VANESSA I'm Vanessa. This is Victoria and Veronica. CONNOR Those names, it's like you were fated to be friends. VERONICA Well, I used to go by Katie, but we thought Veronica was more on brand. VANESSA Yeah. CONNOR I'm, uh... I'm Connor. VANESSA Who's your quiet friend? STEVE Hi, I'm Ste... VANESSA Oh, my God. CONNOR Oh, dude. VERONICA / VICTORIA STEVE VANESSA VANESSA Ew. Are you for real? MAX Myers' cocktail for dehydration. Emesis bags. Ibuprofen for literally days. I think that we're ready for spring break. AVERY We may need more ground ginger. There's this hangover tea I make. TRISTAN Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. MAX Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. AVERY What? What? MAX No stepladders for you. AVERY You're being ridiculous. TRISTAN No, he's not. Flat ground only. Come on. MAX Thank you. AVERY MAX How you feeling? Are you nauseous? Any cravings? AVERY I feel great. Except for the fact that I desperately want a drink. Especially since I'm surrounded by -year-old knuckleheads who make the world's worst choices. MAX TRISTAN Otherwise known as having fun. MAX You know, I never did spring break. I just always went home to visit my family. TRISTAN Shocking. Well, thankfully, I'm neither boring nor pregnant because I love spring break. I mean, I love the partying, but I love the energy of the cruisers, you know? Uh, these are my people. AVERY Funny 'cause last week you said you were gonna change, be more mature. MAX Oh, really? TRISTAN Uh, yeah. TRISTAN There's nothing immature about having fun during spring break. No, I can keep up and stay accessible with the cruisers, and, you know, I can hang with them rather than judging them from on high. CAPTAIN MASSEY We had to drain the hot tub. MAX Why? CAPTAIN MASSEY A cruiser... Well, his cruller lost its cream filling. MAX Mmm. AVERY TRISTAN Mmm. TRISTAN Okay. That I judge. CAPTAIN MASSEY Yeah, kid says he made a mistake. AVERY Not to mention a major health code violation. CAPTAIN MASSEY Well, we're scouring the tub with bleach as we speak. MAX You want me to go talk to him? CAPTAIN MASSEY Please. And tell him to stay out of the pool. MAX Oh, man. STEVE I'm so sorry. Look, I... I really don't know what happened. MAX Was one of the girls touching you? MAX Were you touching yourself? STEVE No. I'm not a pervert. These girls, total smoke shows. STEVE One of 'em asked for my name, and I looked at her, and it just... went off. MAX Has this ever happened before? INSTRUCTOR Last one is to the center. Open. And we'll release downward-facing dog... STEVE Oh, no. NARRATOR ...the enemy again and again. STEVE MAX It sounds like you have a condition called persistent genital arousal disorder. PGAD for short. STEVE Is that serious? MAX Yeah, it can be. Depending on the cause. MAX When did this start? STEVE About four months ago. Just when I finally got into shape. STEVE I had, uh... I had put on a bunch of weight. And, you know, that made me too self-conscious to even talk to women. MAX Hmm. STEVE Could that be what's causing this, losing the weight? MAX Hmm. It shouldn't be. But I do need you to come down to the infirmary so I can run some tests. Gotta figure out why the old torpedo is stuck in overdrive. STEVE ROSIE My name is Rosie, and I'm an alcoholic. Glad everybody made it out here this morning to our little island of sobriety in the vast ocean of temptation that is life on The Odyssey. ROSIE Especially during this week's cruise, spring break week. College kids come here looking for the party of their lives. For some of us, partying nearly ended ours. VIVA When I first got sober, this week was so hard. VIVA Drinks will go by, and I said, "Boy, those look good." VIVA If you find yourself having those thoughts, know that you're not alone. We're here for all of you. VIVA Once I had to call her because the bottles in the minibar were talking to me. ROSIE We got through it. ROSIE Staying sober on this ship is hard, but it can be done. VIVA ROSIE Five years running. One day at a time. WALLA CREW MEMBER Your drinks. PASSENGER Thanks. CREW MEMBER Enjoy. PASSENGER Yeah. Cheers. PASSENGER Cheers. Yeah. PASSENGER Thank you. AVERY Sorry. AVERY Sorry, I w... I was worried you'd burn. HANNAH No. Glad that you woke me. AVERY PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY LSAT HANNAH I'm not here to nap. AVERY LSAT Logical Reasoning Bible. Not your, uh, typical beach read. HANNAH Yeah, I'm taking it in June. AVERY Getting an early start on studying? HANNAH I already took it once. HANNAH I kind of blew it the first time. So... AVERY Well, good for you for keeping at it. AVERY Are you here with friends? HANNAH No. HANNAH My parents got me this cruise as a gift. They want me to have fun and relax. AVERY Well, you are certainly showing them. HANNAH AVERY Your stomach okay? HANNAH I just get, like, a little bit of reflux sometimes. When I'm stressed. AVERY Have you had anything with coffee today? HANNAH Not really. Trying to stay in the zone. AVERY Well, how about we, uh, get you some food, and, uh, I go get some antacids from the infirmary? AVERY Yeah? AVERY Okay. I'll be right back. MAX If the blood work turns up anything, I will let you know. In the meantime... STEVE No pool or Jacuzzi. I know. MAX STEVE Thank you. AVERY Was that... MAX Yeah, poor kid. PGAD. Misfires for months. Sometimes when he's not even turned on. AVERY Did you do spinal imaging? MAX Yeah. Nothing there. No Tarlov cysts, no herniated disk. Hopefully the blood work turns up something. I got the antacids you asked for. AVERY Oh. Thanks. I'm bringing them to a very focused cruiser. I can barely get her to stop studying long enough to eat. MAX It's sweet how you care about these kids. PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY INFIRMARY AVERY Just doing my job. MAX You're gonna be an incredible mom. AVERY Thanks. MAIN TITLE DOCTOR ODYSSEY ACT ONE WALLA DJ What's up, spring breakers? Are y'all ready to party? DJ That's it. Yeah. CONNOR I'll take one of those. Thank you. CREW MEMBER Here you go. Enjoy. You're welcome. CONNOR Yeah. CONNOR Oh. Ship dude. Ship dude. CONNOR Come take a shot. CONNOR All preferences are welcome. CONNOR Pick your vessel. TRISTAN Thank you, but I'm really not in the mood. PASSENGER You know what can help with that? PASSENGER Tequila. CONNOR Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. PASSENGER Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. WALLA Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Whoo! Let's go! Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! TRISTAN Why the hell not? TRISTAN Eenie, meenie, miney, moe. PASSENGER TRISTAN Next round's on me! PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY THE ODYSSEY VERONICA I love a man in gray sweatpants. WALLA VICTORIA I mean, talk about a complete package. VANESSA It takes a lot of balls to run commando. VICTORIA Wow. MAX MAX Ladies. VANESSA You're a DILF. MAX Thank you, but I'm not a dad. Yet. VANESSA Doctor, I'd like to... VICTORIA Me too. VERONICA Me three. VANESSA You should do a cooldown. Jog in place a bit. MAX VANESSA We're having a party in our room tonight. You should come. VANESSA It'll be the ride of your life. MAX Thank you. I am flattered. You are all beautiful, young women. Emphasis intended. MAX And I am the ship's doctor, so it wouldn't be appropriate for me... VANESSA We'll see you tonight. MAX No, you won't. VANESSA Caught you staring. MAX Damn. MAX I am but flesh and blood. ANNOUNCER Let me tell you something. WALLA TRISTAN What would I do without you? Please charge these to Max's account. I'm kidding. Kind of. CRUISE GUEST Hey, hey. Sh-Ship dude. TRISTAN What's happening, guys? I come bearing gifts. TRISTAN Cheers. TRISTAN Ah. Go well. CRUISE GUEST CONNOR And she had one blue eye and one green eye. It was kind of like being with two different women at once. Dude, it was so hot. CONNOR Are you listening? STEVE AVERY Hey. MAX Hi. AVERY Have you seen Hannah? Quiet girl, on her own, probably reading somewhere. AVERY Are you ogling those women or hiding from them? MAX MAX I'm not sure honestly. Could be both. MAX Hannah is a grown-up, you know? AVERY Yeah, so are you. Cowering from three coeds. AVERY Hannah? It's Avery. I have some food. HANNAH Oh. Come in. AVERY Hey. You feeling okay? HANNAH Oh, I'm just tired. I'm a little lightheaded. AVERY All right. May I check your pulse? HANNAH AVERY Hmm. Your heartbeat is a little fast. And... And irregular. HANNAH HANNAH AVERY Stick out your tongue. MAX Mmm. AVERY Calcium channel blocker for the arrhythmia. MAX Do you smoke or use any tobacco products? HANNAH Ick. No. AVERY Heart rate is , O %. Possibly dehydration. Explains the yellow tongue, the tachycardia. HANNAH MAX But not the arrhythmia or the abdominal pain. Possible gallbladder? HANNAH AVERY Mmm. Pain is constant and no fever, so not the gallbladder. AVERY Yellow suggests jaundice, which suggests a liver problem. MAX How much have you had to drink in the last hours? HANNAH Nothing. MAX It's okay. You can tell me. This is a judgment-free zone. HANNAH I've been studying. AVERY You're gonna feel a little poke. HANNAH AVERY How many sexual partners have you had in the past year? Some sexually transmitted infections can cause liver damage. HANNAH I'm trying to think... One. I think. Or was that the year before? HANNAH Okay, judgment-free zone. I have been focused on academics. AVERY No, no, it's great. It's, uh, very responsible. MAX Yes. Yes, it is. MAX Um, well, I think we can rule out anything caused by having too much fun. So, let's get an EKG, liver ultrasound, and some blood tests for Epstein-Barr, elevated liver enzymes, and autoimmune hepatitis. Unfortunately, Epstein-Barr is contagious, so we're gonna have to keep you here in the judgment-free zone for a little while. HANNAH You take your time, Doc. I love how quiet it is in here. Do you have a highlighter? AVERY Once we fix what's wrong with your liver, I'm gonna take you out. HANNAH Is he going to get the highlighter? TRISTAN TRISTAN TRISTAN Yeah? ROSIE Tristan, it's Rosie. TRISTAN Coming. TRISTAN Rosie, what's up? ROSIE Slow start? TRISTAN Dragging a little. ROSIE A little? TRISTAN Mm-hmm. ROSIE After the night you had, I'm surprised you didn't end up naked in the hot tub. WALLA Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! CONNOR Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. TRISTAN Next round's on me! TRISTAN Nothing a couple ibuprofen can't fix. ROSIE This is what happens when tries to party with . TRISTAN Hey, whoa, speak for yourself. I can keep up. ROSIE I don't even try anymore. I'm in AA. TRISTAN Really? Since when? ROSIE Five years, day at a time. TRISTAN Ah. ROSIE You know, working on a pleasure cruise, partying kind of becomes a part of your life. TRISTAN ROSIE And, uh, for a lot of us, that's a dangerous path. Certainly was for me. I was drinking every night, followed by a nightcap to get to sleep and then... Sometimes in the mornings, a beer in the shower to help with the hangover. TRISTAN Why are you telling me this? ROSIE 'Cause once you get some time in the program, you, uh... you start to notice when people act like you used to. TRISTAN Rose. ROSIE Buddy. TRISTAN Rose. ROSIE I'm saying this with a lot of love, I think you might have a problem. TRISTAN A drinking problem? Come on. Yes, I go hard at night, but I have never missed a shift. I've never been drunk on a shift. Ask Avery. ROSIE That's not... I know. That's not what this is about, okay? L-Let me just... TRISTAN ROSIE Tell me this. When's the last time you went a day without a drink? TRISTAN Oh, I mean, who remembers? ROSIE Most people, man. TRISTAN I guess... I guess before I started here. ROSIE That was three years ago, Tristan. TRISTAN Doesn't make me an alcoholic. ROSIE Okay. TRISTAN I can stop drinking. Anytime, whenever I want. Yeah, you know what? In fact, I'll show you. ROSIE ROSIE Hey, whoa, look, maybe... Maybe my radar is way off, okay? I-I just... I want-I want you to know that you can come to me whenever you want. TRISTAN That's actually... That-That one's not even mine. Someone left it here. ROSIE Look, if you ever wanna talk, all I came here to say was there's a meeting in my cabin Monday, Wednesday, Friday. TRISTAN This one was a gift. That's... That's irrelevant. TRISTAN Thanks, I appreciate it, but starting right now, I'm dry as dust. ROSIE Okay. ACT TWO WALLA VANESSA Mm-hmm. STEVE Hello there. Um, just wanted to reintroduce myself. My name is Ste... MAX Ladies, how are you enjoying your spring break? VANESSA We missed you at our party, Dr. DILF. Lucky for you, we're having another one tonight. Cabin . MAX Good to know. MAX Hey, Steve, can I talk to you for a second? STEVE Mmm. VICTORIA See you tonight. MAX Still no. VICTORIA Yes. That means yes. VANESSA That means yes. VERONICA Yeah. STEVE Please tell me you figured out what's wrong with me. MAX Your blood tests all came back clean, but I have been thinking about your weight loss. How much was it? STEVE About pounds. MAX And did you take anything to speed up the process? STEVE Well, actually I stopped taking my meds. MAX What meds? STEVE I was on paroxetine for depression. I blew up like a balloon, which wasn't great for my mood. MAX MAX First, I'm really sorry to hear about your depression. That's rough. And second, you could have told me about the meds. STEVE Uh, it's just... I've had it pretty good. You know, I go to a good school, I've got good friends, a family that loves me. You know, who wants to hear about me being depressed? MAX I do. Particularly because I think your meds may have been what caused your problem. A sudden drop in serotonin, in rare cases, can cause PGAD. STEVE Do I have to go back on the meds? MAX No. I'm gonna give you a script for a new medication called fluoxetine. It should boost your serotonin levels, and it's far less likely to cause you to gain weight. STEVE Doc, I can't thank you enough. MAX Let's shower first, then hugs. STEVE Right. MAX VANESSA That all the horsepower you got? VANESSA / VICTORIA / VERONICA VANESSA Okay, Vixens, this trip is everything. VICTORIA VANESSA And, Veronica, I'm so proud of you for overcoming your fear of fish. VICTORIA VERONICA Thank you. VANESSA But we have to be serious for a minute. We will have a four-way with the hot doctor by the end of the week if it kills us. VERONICA / VICTORIA VERONICA / VANESSA / VICTORIA Spring break, bitches! VERONICA Oh, uh, Dr. DILF, my friend's not feeling so well. Would you mind coming in? MAX What seems to be the issue? VICTORIA I feel weak and my muscles ache. VANESSA MAX Your heart rate is elevated. How long you've been feeling sick? VERONICA Look who I found in the hallway. VANESSA Doctor, I knew eventually you'd come. VICTORIA MAX I'm here strictly in a professional capacity. VERONICA Vanessa? VICTORIA Vanessa? VERONICA Oh, my God, Vanessa? VERONICA Is she okay? MAX She took something, didn't she? VERONICA I-I don't know. MAX I need you to call down to the infirmary. Tell them we got a Code Alpha in cabin . VERONICA Hi, this is Veronica in cabin . Uh, Dr. Max is here. He says we have a Code Alpha. Please hurry. MAX I need you to tell me what she took. Right now. I promise you're not gonna get in trouble if you do. VERONICA I don't... I don't wanna say. VICTORIA MAX VICTORIA Dr. Max? W-What's happening? MAX VERONICA Oh, my God, is he okay? VERONICA / VICTORIA ACT THREE AVERY Max? AVERY Tell me what happened. VERONICA H-He was doing CPR on her. He just passed out. AVERY What did she take? VERONICA Some coke. It's in the bathroom. AVERY Coke didn't do this. This is an opioid, probably synthetic fentanyl. VERONICA No, no, no. VICTORIA W-Wait, wait, wait, but how can you be so sure? AVERY I don't need to be. Naloxone doesn't harm anyone who hasn't had opioids. It just saves people who have. VERONICA Are they gonna be okay? AVERY God, I hope so. TRISTAN What the hell happened? AVERY She did coke laced with fentanyl. Max tried to save her. VERONICA / VICTORIA AVERY Come on. VERONICA AVERY I'm not getting a pulse. Starting chest compressions. TRISTAN Same. VERONICA Please, please, please. TRISTAN TRISTAN She's got a pulse, but she's still breathing faintly. Can I get the naloxone? VERONICA No. Oh, no. VERONICA Please, wake up. Please, wake up. Please, wake up. AVERY TRISTAN Anything? AVERY No. Giving him another dose. TRISTAN TRISTAN That's it, just breathe. That's it. You're gonna be okay, start breathing. VANESSA AVERY Hey. TRISTAN There you go. Okay. VICTORIA / VERONICA VERONICA TRISTAN Well done. No, no, no, rest your head. VANESSA VERONICA Oh, my God. TRISTAN Come on, Max. AVERY AVERY Come on, Max. Come on. Come on. TRISTAN You're okay, just keep breathing. TRISTAN AVERY Yes, yes, yes, yes. Come on, come on, come on. TRISTAN TRISTAN Oh, that's it. You're okay. AVERY Hi. Hi. TRISTAN AVERY Hi. No, no, no, don't get up. We got this. MAX TRISTAN Slowly. MAX AVERY Hey. Hey. You're okay. You're okay. TRISTAN VANESSA What's that? TRISTAN It's naloxone, the IV version of the nasal spray we gave you in your cabin. It binds to the opioid receptors in your body and blocks the synthetic fentanyl. VANESSA Fentanyl? TRISTAN Yeah. VANESSA Last time I'm trusting that dealer. MAX Maybe you should revise that to last time you trust any drug dealer. VANESSA Right. I'm sorry, Doc. I... I feel really bad that I messed you up. MAX TRISTAN Look ahead, please. MAX AVERY Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. MAX I'm fine. AVERY No, you are not. Lie back down. MAX How's Hannah? AVERY She tested negative for Epstein-Barr, but her liver numbers aren't great. A problem which we can discuss while you are right where you are. CREW MEMBER Incoming. MAX Well, looks like we're gonna need the bed. VICTORIA I can't move my legs. PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY PATIENT Victoria DDx SYMPTOMS Muscle aches Tachycardia Loss of strength & sensation in legs MAX Muscle aches, tachycardia, loss of strength and sensation in the legs. AVERY You should be resting. MAX I can't take a nap while there's a girl out there suffering from sudden paralysis. MAX Okay. It could be hypokalemic periodic paralysis. We should check her potassium levels. And didn't one of the girls mention scuba diving? It could be the bends. TRISTAN No, our dives last minutes, and they go to feet deep. Bends would be an issue an hour after that depth. AVERY Are you okay? You're sweating. Is there a chance that maybe you were exposed? TRISTAN No. I'm fine. AVERY Of course. You're both fine, veritable pictures of health and wellness. MAX So, not the bends. Maybe hyperthyroidism? AVERY Mmm, or MS. TRISTAN TRISTAN Sudden onset MS with no prior neuro symptoms? Come on. Look, transverse myelitis or spinal cord compression are way more likely. We need to just... We need to give her a CT scan already. AVERY What do you mean already? This is the first time you mentioned a CT. CAPTAIN MASSEY Well, from what I understand, spring break has officially broken. CAPTAIN MASSEY Are you okay? MAX I'll be up to speed in no time. CAPTAIN MASSEY Yeah. Don't rush that. CAPTAIN MASSEY I'm still gonna need the names of all the passengers that were in possession of the drugs 'cause I've got to alert the authorities at the next port. They can pull our license. Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy on The Odyssey. MAX Captain, they're just kids. They made a mistake, and they are terrified. CAPTAIN MASSEY Good, I'm glad. They should be terrified. Two years ago, we had a spring breaker come on the ship. Had some Molly with him. He gave it to a bunch of the girls and it turns out one of them had an undiagnosed case of cardiac arrhythmia. CAPTAIN MASSEY So she came on my ship to have the time of her life. And she damn near lost her life. MAX Captain, I promised them that if they came clean, nothing bad was gonna happen to them. CAPTAIN MASSEY CAPTAIN MASSEY I'm not gonna make you a liar. But you get with security, and you get all that stuff off my ship. MAX Aye, Captain. AVERY I'm gonna go check on Vanessa while Tristan runs Victoria's spinal CT. TRISTAN AVERY And you, rest. TRISTAN MAX VERONICA Okay. Got the lavender sleep mask. And your comfort jammies. AVERY If you start to feel lightheaded or nauseous, let me know. HANNAH Can I go back to my room? It's gotten kind of loud in here. VERONICA AVERY We need to keep you here so we can monitor your liver. VERONICA We missed you... HANNAH You still don't know what's wrong with me? AVERY We're gonna run more tests. VANESSA Wait, um, can Veronica stay the night tonight, please? I-I don't want to be alone. AVERY Sure. But you need rest. All of you. VERONICA You're okay, and Victoria's gonna be okay. Vixens for life. VANESSA Vixens for life. Did you bring my fuzzy socks? VERONICA You know what? I did. I wouldn't dare forget them. VANESSA TRISTAN TRISTAN TRISTAN AVERY Tristan, what's wrong? ACT FOUR AVERY Almost done with the Myers' cocktail. Didn't think I'd be making my ginger tea for you. TRISTAN I can't believe how awful I feel. AVERY How long since your last drink? TRISTAN A little over hours. TRISTAN I'm so embarrassed. AVERY Don't be. TRISTAN All this time, I've been thinking, you know, work like a captain, play like a pirate. TRISTAN I thought I had it under control. TRISTAN You know, I'm feeling, uh... I'm feeling much better, so let's just get this out of me, please. AVERY Okay. But we need to get you back to your cabin. TRISTAN No, no, we have patients. I can hold out. AVERY What is it with you guys and refusing to admit that you need help? TRISTAN AVERY Max is doing better. We got this. AVERY We got you. AVERY Go rest. MAX TRISTAN Thanks. AVERY Mmm. MAX Get some rest, bud. MAX Victoria's imaging. Frustratingly, no signs of spinal compression or transverse myelitis, so we still have no idea why she lost movement and sensation in her legs. AVERY Could be a fistula causing a spinal cord stroke too small to see on imaging. MAX If it is, we are not prepared to deal with spinal embolization. HANNAH I need a Band-Aid. Paper cut. AVERY You're supposed to be resting. HANNAH Well, it's hard to study when I'm bleeding all over the analytical reasoning section. AVERY Okay. I'm gonna get you a Band-Aid, but you need to take a break. HANNAH I can't. Stanford's median test score is a , and I got a . AVERY I thought you said you blew it. HANNAH I did. AVERY Hannah, it's the middle of the night. You're sick, and you're driving yourself crazy over three points on the LSAT. HANNAH Why are you sniffing my finger? AVERY Because your blood smells metallic. I think I know what's wrong with you. VICTORIA I might not ever get feeling back in my legs? MAX We're gonna get you all the help you need. That's why I've told the captain to take the ship into the nearest port, and I'm gonna be with you every step of the way, I promise. VICTORIA VANESSA What's going on? VANESSA What's wrong with her? MAX Her lungs are decompensating. MAX Avery! AVERY What's going on? MAX She's coughing up blood. AVERY Pulmonary embolism would make sense if the loss of feeling was caused by another clot. MAX I think she's got the bends. MAX I need the cardiac ultrasound. MAX Deep breaths. Deep breaths. Breathe. Deep breaths. There you go. VICTORIA What is the bends? AVERY Nitrogen gas forms bubbles in the bloodstream. It can happen after diving. AVERY But she wasn't down long enough or deep enough. MAX Did you girls drink before you went diving today? VANESSA I mean, we always start with mimosas on vacay. AVERY I'm not following. The bends doesn't usually present with cardiac issues. MAX Certain cardiac conditions can make you more susceptible to the bends, particularly if you're dehydrated from drinking. AVERY You think she has a PFO? MAX Mm-hmm. VICTORIA What's a PFO? MAX Patent foramen ovale. It's a little hole between your left and right atria. Everybody has it when they're born, but for most people it closes during infancy. But not... for... you. There it is. VICTORIA W-W-What does it mean? MAX It means we need to get you into a hyperbaric chamber immediately. ACT FIVE MAX How you feeling? VICTORIA Better. So much less achy. MAX Good. MAX You ready? VICTORIA VICTORIA MAX Look at that. Doing better already. VICTORIA VICTORIA What about my heart? The PFO thing. MAX Well, you're definitely gonna need to see a cardiologist when you go home. But, so long as you don't go scuba diving again, you should be fine. Most people live with PFO their entire lives with no issue. VANESSA Oh, my God. VICTORIA VERONICA You scared the hell out of us. VICTORIA VICTORIA Doctor, come here. MAX / VICTORIA / VANESSA / VERONICA VANESSA You saved our lives, Dr. DILF. MAX VICTORIA Thank you. MAX Ooh. Ladies, hands. VANESSA / VICTORIA / VERONICA HANNAH Oh. HANNAH So, this thing that I have, it's genetic? AVERY Yeah. You have a condition called hemochromatosis. Your body absorbs too much iron from the food you eat, and iron buildup can cause damage to the liver and other organs. HANNAH And is this the cure? AVERY Bloodletting has been a medical technique since the s. It may have killed George Washington, but for your condition it can be very effective. HANNAH George Washington? Wow. Seems so strange that losing blood could make me better. AVERY Red blood cells contain iron. And right now, your body is sending a signal to produce more red blood cells which will use up your surplus iron. AVERY I'm really sorry you got sick. But maybe this will give you some perspective on life, that there are other things in it that matter besides where you go to law school. Fun, friends, connection. VERONICA / VANESSA / VICTORIA VICTORIA Doctor, we'll miss you. MAX HANNAH HANNAH After this, can I get out of here? AVERY Sure. WALLA AVERY So, you know what I don't need to happen ever again? MAX What's that? AVERY Last night. You and Tristan having health scares at the same time. MAX Yes, sorry about that. AVERY Hi, ladies. MAX Looks like Hannah took your advice. AVERY Aw. MAX Ooh. I gave him fluoxetine. Hopefully, his serotonin levels are high enough now that he doesn't... You know. HANNAH Hi. HANNAH I'm Hannah. STEVE Hi, I'm Steve. MAX Yes. HANNAH It's nice to meet you. STEVE Nice to meet you. STEVE How long you been on this cruise? HANNAH Same time as you. STEVE True. AVERY Tristan. TRISTAN Yeah? AVERY Hey. Came to see how you're doing. TRISTAN Better than yesterday. AVERY Well, we've brought you electrolytes for the dehydration, ibuprofen for the aches and pains, and food. That's for eating. MAX TRISTAN MAX Is that a cricket ball? TRISTAN Yeah. Yeah, my, uh... my dad got me this one for my ninth birthday. AVERY Do you guys used to play? TRISTAN Mmm. We did. On his good days. TRISTAN And those were, uh... Well, they were fewer and further between as I got older. Until he left. TRISTAN My dad drank. AVERY You've never told me that. TRISTAN Well, Mother never talked about it. TRISTAN Guess I just followed suit. TRISTAN I could tell. The glazed eyes, the mood swings, the smell. TRISTAN I swore. I swore, I swore I'd never be like that. TRISTAN That kind of a man. TRISTAN That kind of a father. AVERY You won't be. TRISTAN Well, as lousy as I've been feeling... TRISTAN I can't keep thinking that I could really do with a... TRISTAN That I could really do with a drink. TRISTAN MAX AVERY Well... I, for one, am really impressed that you just shared all that. It takes a lot of guts. TRISTAN Yeah. AVERY And we'll help you. MAX Whatever you need, Tristan. We are here for you. TRISTAN Thanks. You're amazing. ROSIE Perhaps our newcomer would like to introduce himself? TRISTAN H-Hi. I'm Tristan. TRISTAN And I recently realized that I may have a drinking problem. ROSIE You're in the right place. Welcome, Tristan. VIVA Mm-hmm. TRISTAN LAST FRAME OF PICTURE