DAVID SIRI DAVID Shit, I'm freezing. SIRI You're only wearing that ultra-light coat. DAVID It's not ultra-light. SIRI It is too. DAVID Really? Let me feel your hands. How the hell are your hands so warm? And you're the one who's usually cold. You're not hungry, are you? SIRI No, are you? DAVID Yeah... I wouldn't say no to a hamburger. SIRI Then let's grab a burger. SIRI Tasty? DAVID It's no "shrimp bowl", but... SIRI No. DAVID I'm totally fucking addicted to these things now. SIRI Okay. DAVID Did you ever smell one after using it? SIRI What? No. DAVID Smells absolutely rank! SIRI Wait, you're putting it back in your pocket? You're not throwing it out, you're reusing it? DAVID Do you have any idea how much a packet of these cost? SIRI No. DAVID A bloody fortune. SIRI What? SIRI You've got the keys. DAVID Right. SIRI Come in. DAVID Thanks. DAVID What? This is a bit of a mindfuck. SIRI Yeah, I know. See, the idea was to create a separate space for the bed, and make it feel like, well, two different rooms or something, but... I don't know. DAVID Sure, it looks nice. SIRI Think so? DAVID It works. Although... You should move the TV over there. Put the TV bench there. SIRI No. DAVID Yes. Or what... Otherwise you'll have to sit and watch TV like this. SIRI No, not if I have my head over there, lying down. I see it perfectly. DAVID Sure, if you're lying down, but then no one else can sit on the sofa. SIRI Yes, if I have my legs on them. DAVID So you expect them to sit like this, holding your legs, while they watch TV? SIRI No. Well, you... Mm. DAVID Why don't you just move the TV over there? SIRI It looks ugly. DAVID Ugly? SIRI It looks really ugly with the TV there. DAVID What, so you'd rather it looked good than...you know, just being nice and chilled when you're watching TV? SIRI I don't want the TV there, because it's... I just don't like how it feels, and it looks really ugly, David. Really ugly. Because then the TV is the very first thing you see when you walk into the room, and I don't like that. I like it the way it is now, when you don't see the TV. DAVID Okay. Sure, I guess... I guess it works. DAVID Right. Do you have a bag or something? SIRI Sure. SIRI Here you go. DAVID Thanks. DAVID What? SIRI Nothing. Want to go to Studio 6, then? DAVID I dunno. Do you? SIRI Nah, I'm not really that bothered. DAVID No, me neither. SIRI So...are you, are you going home? I mean, you're welcome to stay a while, if you want. DAVID Mm... Sure, I'll stay and hang out for a bit. Got anything to drink? SIRI Sure. No alcohol, though, I'm afraid. DAVID Anything's fine. SIRI I only have Zero, not the regular stuff. DAVID That's perfect. SIRI Mm. DAVID Ready for some TV, then? Well? SIRI You're so silly. DAVID See? SIRI Lay off it. SIRI How's your hand? DAVID Alright. Check this out. SIRI Mm... Nice. But you'll have a massive scar. DAVID Deadly, right? They gave me antibiotics and everything. SIRI Really? DAVID Yes. SIRI Shit. SIRI Listen... When I came over to your place that time... DAVID Mm? SIRI I mean, I know you weren't alone. And that's why I couldn't come up. I'm not an idiot, you know. SIRI Was it that girl from work? DAVID No. SIRI So who is she? DAVID No one you know. SIRI But you've been with her? DAVID Mm. SIRI More than once? DAVID Yes. SIRI Okay. Because you told me you needed time and space to think about things. So that's where I thought we were at. DAVID Mm, and I did. SIRI But that's not how it feels. DAVID No, but that's how it is. SIRI So what are you thinking? Want to know what I'm thinking? DAVID Mm. SIRI Okay... SIRI I'm thinking that I'm the one who made a mess of everything. I know that. And I'm so fucking sorry. Like, you have no idea. I mean... SIRI I love you, David. And I know we can make it work again. I'm sure of it, and I will do everything it takes to make that happen. If you will just let me. SIRI I guess that's what I'm thinking. SIRI I miss you, David. So much. DAVID I miss you, too. But... Fuck, Siri. SIRI What? What? DAVID I mean... DAVID I think we can make things work again, too, or work this out and move on. But... I don't know if I want to. SIRI Wha-what, so you think we can make it work, but you don't know if you want to? Why don't you want to, if you think we can be happy together? DAVID Because I... I'm not sure I want to be in a relationship any more. SIRI Is it because of her, or... DAVID No, it's got nothing to do with her. Or you. Or any of this shit that's been going on. SIRI So, what it's about, then? DAVID It's about me. DAVID You know that thing you said at the hotel about us being, like, joined at the hip. And how maybe it's not a good thing being in a relationship for that long, when we're this young. SIRI That's not how I feel. That's not how I feel. DAVID But you do. I mean, it's not like you came up with that in the moment. You've been going around feeling that way. SIRI No... DAVID Thinking those things. SIRI No, I haven't. No. DAVID You have, too, Siri. Or you would've never said it. And I get it. I get it. I didn't at the time, but I know what you mean now. SIRI Don't you love me any more? DAVID I do... But I'm not sure in what way. SIRI Maybe it's no wonder that you feel that way right now, I mean... We've barely, we've barely seen each other. Like, we haven't really been talking or anything. So it's no wonder that, that we feel a bit distant from each other. I mean, maybe it will feel totally different once we're back together again. DAVID I don't want to, Siri. SIRI So you want us to break up? DAVID Siri... DAVID Siri... SIRI No. No, David. David... SIRI You can't just make that call on your own, David. Don't you know that? SIRI You can't just make that decision for both of us! SIRI Oh, god. Oh, god. Fuck, I need to... SIRI Oh, god. Oh, god. I can't breathe! No, David. No. Fuck... SIRI Why can't we try, David? Why can't we try? Why don't we at least give it a go, and just... We haven't even tried! SIRI We, fuck, we've been together for seven fucking years, David. And you're just giving up. Was it not worth more than that to you? You're just going to give up? Even though you think we can fucking work things out, you don't want to, you'd rather give up! That's so fucking weak! What the hell is, what the hell, what is it? DAVID Look, I just feel that... SIRI What? What is it that you feel so fucking strongly that you won't even give us a chance? There's like, there are a thousand ways we could... We could try counselling. DAVID I don't want to do counselling, I mean... SIRI We'll keep living apart, give each other more space. M-m-more space... We... DAVID That's what we've been doing, and that's what has made me realise that I want to, you know... SIRI Okay, let's forget about everything, forget everything. Let's get out of here, we'll use my savings. And we'll just, we'll just leave. I don't know, let's go to Asia or wherever the fuck we want. Let's just try it and see how we feel when we get back, we don't have to make up our minds now. We could give it more time. SIRI Please, David, don't do this. We're together, don't do this. Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? DAVID It's... DAVID I want to be on my own. SIRI No! No! SIRI No. No... DAVID Siri, come on... SIRI Okay... SIRI This is fucking crazy. SIRI So fucking crazy. SIRI You're the closest person to me in my life.