DAVID EVERYONE HOSTESS JOANNA JOSEPHINE MARIO MIRIAM SIRI JOANNA It tickles. DAVID It does? JOANNA Yes. JOANNA What? DAVID No, nothing. DAVID Just...really like hanging out with you. JOANNA I really like hanging out with you. DAVID Yeah? JOANNA Yeah. DAVID Why? JOANNA Why do I like hanging out with you? DAVID Yeah. JOANNA I like hanging out with you because...you're vibrant. DAVID Vibrant? JOANNA Yes. JOANNA Yeah, like life hasn't numbed you yet. DAVID Numbed me? JOANNA M-hm. DAVID Is that what happens with age? JOANNA Well, I guess when you're twelve... DAVID Okay. JOANNA ...the highs are really high, and the lows are really low. So it's not all a bad thing to be a little bit numb. JOANNA And yes, I like spending time with you. JOANNA But I'm also just really happy with where we're at. Like the level that we're at right now. You know? I wanna make sure that, you know, we're on the same page. DAVID What page are you on? JOANNA I'm at the page that you're 24 and on hold. And where I'm just not looking for a relationship. Are we cool? JOANNA Was that Siri on the phone last night? DAVID Yeah. She was outside, downstairs actually. JOANNA Was she? DAVID Yeah. We just talked. We haven't talked for a while, so... JOANNA Oh yeah? How was that? DAVID I don't know. JOANNA If you wanna be with her, you will find a way to deal with all this shit that's happened. Are you scared of not being with her? DAVID Yeah. I'm scared of not being with her, but I'm scared of being with her too. JOANNA Is it totally up to her? I mean what does she have to say about it all? DAVID She says that she'll give me time and that she'll do anything to make it right. JOANNA Okay. DAVID But what if we can't make it right. JOANNA She's not the only person in the world for you. And...you've got that mansion in Cali waiting for you, remember? DAVID Yeah... JOANNA Yeah. DAVID Yeah. JOANNA Yeah. JOANNA How many girls have you been with? DAVID Why? JOANNA Because you've been in a relationship since you were, what, seventeen? And I'm curious. I'm curious. What's your number? DAVID Five and a half. JOANNA Five and a half? How do you fuck half a person? DAVID I don't know. It's a special skill I have. JOANNA Sound so perverse. DAVID No, it was just this girl from work. And we kind of had sex, but we kind of didn't. JOANNA So she's the half person? DAVID Yeah. She is. But five fully. JOANNA Five. DAVID Yeah. I've had a threesome. JOANNA Have you? Wow, okay. DAVID Yeah. Yeah. JOANNA Two guys or two girls? DAVID Two girls. Siri and this French chick. JOANNA Check you. How was it? DAVID It was fucking awesome while we were at it, but it sucked afterwards. That's when all this shit went south. JOANNA That's a rookie mistake. DAVID What do you mean? What's a rookie mistake? JOANNA Having a threesome with your girlfriend. DAVID How many threesomes have you had? JOANNA My fair share back in the day. DAVID Really? JOANNA M-hm. DAVID Did you like it? JOANNA Why? Do you wanna give your French chick a call, get her over? DAVID I mean...I'm down. JOANNA Really? DAVID Yeah. JOANNA You little perv. We could give Siri a call. DAVID Oh, my god. JOANNA Yeah, that's right. I went there. I went there. DAVID No. MARIO David, come on. MARIO David? Come on. MARIO Chill out! DAVID I mean, how hard can it be...? I can't get my right armpit clean. MARIO Shall I help you? SIRI Hello? DAVID Yeah, hi. I'm outside. SIRI Yeah. I'll be right out. DAVID Yeah. SIRI Hi. DAVID Hi. You good? SIRI Yeah, I'm fine. DAVID Right. SIRI How are you? DAVID Yeah, I'm... I'm fine. Keys? SIRI Yeah. There they are. DAVID Thanks. SIRI You'll come back with them later, right? DAVID Yeah. But... How long will you be here? SIRI Well, a while anyway. We're going to eat, and then sing karaoke and stuff, so... Yeah. DAVID Nice. Whose there? SIRI Miriam and Josephine and then a gang from class and some guy Josephine is dating, I think. DAVID Yeah. SIRI Do you have time for... You want a pint or something before you go? DAVID What the hell... One pint, then. SIRI One pint. DAVID Mm. DAVID Come on. SIRI Hello. EVERYONE Hi! MIRIAM How are you? DAVID Good, how are you? JOSEPHINE David, how are you? DAVID Good. You? JOSEPHINE This is David. SIRI Yes, I think this one is mine. DAVID What's that? SIRI Shrimp bao. DAVID Shrimp bao? SIRI M-hm. You want a taste? DAVID Yeah. DAVID Shit. JOSEPHINE Show us. MIRIAM Can I get a drum roll, please? JOSEPHINE Come on, show us. MIRIAM Ta-da! JOSEPHINE No! What the fuck, baby?! We leave you for three hours and you got a tattoo! Why? MIRIAM I know, I know. It was done in like a split second as well. I was at the gym and I saw myself in the mirror doing weights and I saw my neck and I've always hated my neck. JOSEPHINE Why? MIRIAM It's just inexpressive, like the neck of a five-year-old. I was just like, fuck it, I'm ADHD-ish, and I thought I might as well get one done. JOSEPHINE Babe, I love you. MIRIAM Honestly, my Dad is going to kill me. Honestly, of all the bad things I've done, this is like the worst one. SIRI At least it's in Hebrew, let me see it. MIRIAM Yeah, but I do not exactly have a great track record. At this point I just went, "fuck it. I love porn, shrimp, drugs, non-Jewish boys. At this point it's like whatever, I might as well get a tattoo." Fuck it! DAVID Hello. MARIO Yo, where are you? DAVID Hey. Eh, Phat Panda. It's like this karaoke and restaurant place. MARIO Nice. Is Joanna there? DAVID Eh, no, it's Siri, Miriam and Josephine and some others. MARIO Oh, shit. Can I come? DAVID Yeah, come over. MARIO Okay, see you soon. DAVID Yeah. Do that. Ciao. MIRIAM Was that Mario? What? DAVID He's coming here. MIRIAM What? Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. DAVID What? MIRIAM Okay. Nothing, we love Mario. We love Mario! We love Mario! DAVID I bet you fucking love Mario. MIRIAM Okay! DAVID Yeah, you do. I know you do. MIRIAM That's interesting. That's interesting. I bet he told you. MARIO Hey! MIRIAM Here he comes. MARIO Pleasure. Mario. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. JOSEPHINE Hello, nice to see you. How are you? MARIO Madam. MARIO So what's the vibe, what's everyone having? First round's on me. MARIO So easy! Way too easy. But honestly, you look great tonight. MIRIAM I wish I could say the same thing. MARIO That's fine. MIRIAM No, I'm joking. MARIO That's fine. Oh, are you joking? MIRIAM I'm joking. You look fantastic. MARIO Thank you. MARIO About to get fucked up tonight. HOSTESS All right, guys. Your room is ready now. MARIO Nice! MARIO Miriam, cigarette? MIRIAM Thank you very much. Are you smoking? JOSEPHINE I know, I've got this habit. But do you know what, sometimes you've got to just actually enjoy your life for a second. SIRI Are you going home to fetch the console? DAVID Yeah. You coming or are you going with them? MIRIAM Okay, okay. We're on the list at Studio 6. Okay? Let's go. SIRI No, I'll come with. DAVID Okay. SIRI Miriam. Miriam! I'll join you guys later, we just have to go get something. MIRIAM Okay. MARIO David, call later. DAVID Yeah, I'll call later. MIRIAM Give me a call when you're on your way! JOSEPHINE Bye. MIRIAM What is going on?