DAVID JOSEPHINE MARIO MIRIAM SIRI SIRI five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. MIRIAM five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. JOSEPHINE five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. MIRIAM Now we do it, do it again! SIRI five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four... MIRIAM five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four... JOSEPHINE five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four... MIRIAM Hi, David! SIRI Oh my god... MIRIAM Behold the three geniuses before you. SIRI Looks and brains. MIRIAM And brains. JOSEPHINE He interrupted us. MIRIAM Let's do it again. Okay... SIRI Let's do it again. He interrupted us. MIRIAM We need to do it again. JOSEPHINE Rudely interrupted us, actually. MIRIAM This is fine. This is like... JOSEPHINE Look at that. SIRI Absolutely, so... JOSEPHINE What is that? What is that? MIRIAM At least your feet is up this time. SIRI That one's good. That one's good. JOSEPHINE Actually. Actually! MIRIAM Oh my god, that was so loud. JOSEPHINE Sorry. MIRIAM You screamed in my ear. MIRIAM I don't know about that. SIRI Hey, babe. What's wrong? JOSEPHINE It's like, you think you're good, and then reality is... SIRI Did something happen? JOSEPHINE That is so... DAVID Can you tell them to get out? JOSEPHINE We're going to need to go again. SIRI But, what's happened? DAVID Tell them to leave, will you? SIRI Okay. MIRIAM And this time we'll definitely be... MIRIAM I think we'll have to do the last one, with both. SIRI You guys, can I meet up with you guys later? I just need to, I have to speak with David about something. And then I can just... MIRIAM You're kicking us out? Yeah. SIRI Yeah. Sorry. No, not like that. JOSEPHINE Yeah, so true. SIRI Do you have all your things? JOSEPHINE Yeah, we do have everything. MIRIAM I had your cardigan for like a month. JOSEPHINE Yeah, well, it wasn't very... Bye, David. SIRI Okay. SIRI That was fun. MIRIAM The exams are over. JOSEPHINE For another year. MIRIAM And we didn't get a bad grade. And tonight we are going to get smashed. JOSEPHINE Yeah. SIRI Really good. MIRIAM See you later. SIRI See you later. MIRIAM Bye, David! SIRI Bye. JOSEPHINE Bye. SIRI What's wrong, David? DAVID When I was waiting in the taxi last Saturday...you took fucking ages. So I tried calling you. But your phone was in my bag. You had a text message from John. That guy Miriam knows. SIRI Okay. DAVID Why is he texting you? SIRI I don't know... DAVID Siri, don't. SIRI But, what? What is this? What... DAVID What is this? SIRI Yes. What... What's going on? What's, what's going on? DAVID What the fuck's going on? I read the texts! You fucking slept with him! You got off with him on fucking Insta and you fucked him! I'm waiting around in the taxi like a fucking idiot! And what were you doing? You weren't getting fucking sick. What the fuck. You sat there... You sat there, and you swore... SIRI I know... DAVID You looked me right in the eye and you swore to me! I mean... Fucking hell, Siri. Fucking hell. Fuck! SIRI David... David. I'm sorry. DAVID No. SIRI I am, I am. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. DAVID Why? Why? SIRI I don't know. He and Miriam follow each other on Instagram. DAVID You thought he was hot, or what? SIRI I don't know. I don't know, David. DAVID Does Miriam know? SIRI No. She doesn't know. No one knows. DAVID Did you bring him here? SIRI No. I didn't. DAVID Siri, if you're lying to me, I'll find out. SIRI I didn't. DAVID So you've been to his place, then? Every time? Was it just the two of you, or did you hang out with his friends as well? SIRI No. Or... We went to the theatre once. A dance show. And some people he knew were at it. DAVID Did you know he'd be there last Saturday? SIRI No. No. DAVID Is that why you wanted to go? SIRI No. No. I didn't know, I didn't know he'd be there. I didn't know. I'm sorry, David. I'm sorry. I don't know what to say... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No... No, David. Please. Please, don't pack your bag. Please. Please... You have to hear me out, David. Let me explain. Yes. Please. Hey... No. No, no. No. No. DAVID Let go! SIRI No... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't go. Don't go, David! Don't go, please. Please, let me explain. Let me explain. Let me... No! DAVID Let go! DAVID Hey. MARIO Hi. DAVID Mind if I crash here tonight? MARIO Yeah. Sure. MARIO What's going on? DAVID Siri's been fucking some other guy. MARIO What? What, seriously? DAVID Mm. MARIO What the fuck... What did you do to your hand? DAVID I cut myself on some fucking sign. MARIO For fuck's sake, David. Come on. MARIO Man, that's deep, David. Maybe you should go in and have it checked out properly, in case you need stitches or something? DAVID Nah. MARIO All right. MARIO Hold that there. MARIO How's that? Can you...? MARIO Is that her? DAVID Mm. MARIO Do you know who the guy is? DAVID He was at the party last Saturday and...Miriam knows him. MARIO Man... MARIO I really don't know what to say, David. MARIO Fucking hit the spot, that one. MARIO David. David? Hey... David. DAVID Mm? MARIO You ditching work today, or what? DAVID Yeah. MARIO Listen, Siri's been calling like mad. She's been calling all night. Want me to pick up and tell her you're here, but you don't want to talk to her or something? DAVID Just don't answer the phone. MARIO Okay. MARIO Get any sleep? DAVID Mm. Mind if I stay for a couple of nights? MARIO Yeah, yeah, sure. Stay as long as you want. I have a spare room. I stay in there when mum's here working, but she pretty much never comes here anymore so it's totally cool with me. DAVID Cool. MARIO Listen, I was going to grab a beer after work with William and Shane. But I'll give it a miss, if you want. DAVID Nah, man. Don't worry about it. MARIO All right. Talk later, then. DAVID Hello? SIRI Can I come up, David? Please. SIRI What happened to you? DAVID Got a bit of a bang, that's all. SIRI I don't know if you...read my texts? Did you see them? I just want to... Can't we at least try to talk? Yes. Yes, please, David. DAVID You've been with him. Not just once. And then you've come home to me. And you've been with me. That's so messed up. So fucking disgusting, Siri. DAVID It's like you're not the same Siri to me anymore. SIRI I am. DAVID No. SIRI Yes, I am. I am. Please, David. Please. Please, David. Please... DAVID Just go.