ALEX BEAUTIFUL_WOMAN BILLY BLOOM ELLIOT EVE GROUP HANDSOME_GUY HANNAH HAROLD JULIO LAUREL MAN MANNY OLDER_WOMAN RAOUL RUSH SARAH SONYA TASHA TED WOMAN YOUNG_HOTTIE YOUNG HOTTIE I'm no one. RUSH Excuse me? YOUNG HOTTIE I saw you looking at me like, "Where do I know that girl from?" But I'm not really famous. RUSH Oh? YOUNG HOTTIE I mean, not yet anyways. So... who are you? I mean, like, what do you do or whatever? RUSH Mm. Guess. YOUNG HOTTIE You're an agent. RUSH Christ, no. YOUNG HOTTIE A lawyer. RUSH A lawyer? RUSH You know, you really shouldn't use dollar bills. RUSH Puts you at high risk of hep C. YOUNG HOTTIE One... little bit. RUSH Yeah, you might, you may want to take it easy on that. RUSH Slow down a little. YOUNG HOTTIE Oh! RUSH You all right? Hey. You okay? Aw, shh... Hey. Hey. RUSH Christ. RUSH Okay. YOUNG HOTTIE Oh, that is some good shit. RUSH Yeah. Sure is. YOUNG HOTTIE I got it! You're a doctor. RUSH Yeah. Something like that. RUSH Okay... YOUNG HOTTIE What club did you say this was again? RUSH Oh, it's new. It's very exclusive. You're gonna love it. YOUNG HOTTIE What's it called? RUSH Uh... Emergency. You all right? YOUNG HOTTIE Yeah. RUSH You sure? Okay. YOUNG HOTTIE Yeah. RUSH Christ. ALEX Okay, and easy. I know. One more time. Good. RUSH Yo, McDreamy. I believe this girl's had some kind of coronary incident. Uh... heartbeat is labile, she's disoriented. I'd... keep her in the overnight for observation if I were you. YOUNG HOTTIE And it's, um... it's possible she had a heart attack. ALEX And how would you know that? Okay. We'll admit her. Just... RUSH All right. Here. ALEX Here you go. Okay. All right. All right. Easy. Easy... RUSH Okay, this, uh... this nice man's gonna take care of you. ALEX Okay, lie down. ALEX Yep. That works, too. RUSH It's, uh, best seat in the house. ALEX Okay. RUSH Okay. I will, uh, see you tomorrow. ALEX Tomorrow? RUSH Elliot's birthday, remember? ALEX He's my son, Rush. I remember. I just didn't think that you remembered. RUSH He's my godson. How could I forget? Plus, you know, Eve puts all that stuff on my calendar and reminds me the day before, calls me the day of. This guy wouldn't know how to tie his own shoe without a detailed e-mail from his assistant. RUSH But I can perform an appendectomy with my eyes closed. Hey, he's no slouch himself. Did he tell you he finished second in his class in Harvard? TASHA He did not. RUSH Mm-hmm. RUSH You know what they say Second place is the first loser. Will P. Rush, first in my class. Pleasure to meet you. ALEX And look at you now. RUSH Ooh... hey... I don't think you can smoke in here, sweetheart. ALEX We don't smoke in here, actually. RUSH Yeah, no smoking. They changed the rules. Is she new? ALEX Yeah. RUSH Mm. She seems very, uh... competent. You're supposed to apprise me of all the new talent here in the hospital; that's what friends do. ALEX Maybe I should admit you, too. You look like shit. ALEX How much coke have you done? RUSH Spare me the moralizing, doctor. I just saved this girl's life. You got to keep an eye on this one. Mm-hmm. She's a total mess. RUSH The car's making a strange noise. EVE I'm not a mechanic, and you're late. RUSH I'm close. Can you order me the, uh... you know, the poached eggs with wasabi oil and shiitake chutney? No, actually, you know what, just a burger. EVE Rush, can you just turn down the music? RUSH Why? Do you got something against Debbie Gibson? EVE Martin Hanover called. RUSH Oh. How's he doing? EVE Better. He's finally breathing on his own. RUSH And his wife? EVE She checked back into rehab. RUSH Come on. Hey, all my CDs are skipping. EVE Okay. Nobody listens to CDs anymore. There's this thing-- it's called an iPod. I can install one in your car. RUSH Oh... I thought you weren't a mechanic. EVE No. I'm not a mechanic, but you're living in the Stone Age... MAN Morning, sir. RUSH Morning. EVE And the next time you ask me to come in at 8 00, it would be... RUSH Did you order my breakfast? EVE You look like shit. RUSH And you look very pretty. EVE You didn't sleep again, did you? RUSH The human body can chronically restrict its own sleep cycle without any noticeable effects. I've tricked my neurochemical and hormonal production emission cycles to activate in my waking states, so... you know, I need less sleep than normal humans. EVE But you are still human. You know that, right? RUSH It is so cute that you think that. I can't just give her more methadone. She needs to manage it. That's the whole point. Just write her a scrip for weed if she needs something so bad. EVE You're prescribing marijuana to a junkie. RUSH It works, trust me. You mind? EVE You're in my office. RUSH You're in my room. RUSH Is that it? EVE Uh... no. Ted Cummings called. RUSH When? EVE Couple hours ago. RUSH And you tell me now? What did he want? EVE You shouldn't enable an asshole like that. RUSH I'm an asshole. You enable me every day. EVE You're not like him, Rush. RUSH It's all degrees, baby. Come on, you know the policy We don't scream, we don't discriminate, we don't judge. I'm not a shrink, I'm not a lawyer, I'm not a priest, I'm not a cop. We treat people who pay. And Ted Cummings pays. Where's my socks? TED Took a while. TED She drank my juice. RUSH She drank your juice. TED Doc, that juice is hand-squeezed by a Tibetan monk and imported daily from Nagchu. Keeps me centered. I've been in this goddamn slump for weeks now. I'm sorry, but that stuff gets to a ballplayer. They all say it don't, but it does. RUSH Yeah? Well... that is gonna cost you 15 grand. TED Right. RUSH Okay. You could have at least taken off your rings. TED I know, Doc. I know. Those are World Series rings. You win them, you leave them on. It's just what you do. There ain't gonna be no next time, Doc. I'm gonna get this thing under control. Yeah, I just wanted to call you personally and tell you to count me in for $100K. You tell them kids I'll be making a personal appearance as soon as the season's over. Come on. I should be thanking you, sincerely. You run a fine organization over there. TED That's right. It's "Cummings"-- two Ms, not one. RUSH All right, now. Can I give you some advice? Don't drink his juice. MANNY Sorry I'm late, bro. Avoid the 405. Shit is backed up for miles. Uh... what do you want today, bro? Same shit? RUSH Same shit. MANNY Okay. Steady and precise, like an egg timer. You cook eggs, bro? That's all I cook, man. My doctor's got me on a paleo diet, like, preagricultural and whatnot. Like, what cavemen eat. Yeah... Oh, bro, I was thinking, too, most people I see, they buy an eight ball from me in the afternoon, next thing you know, I'm getting a call at midnight asking me for more shit. But not you, bro. You know, you, you got, uh, discipline. You know, I... I respect it. It's admirable. RUSH Homeostasis. MANNY Homey, what? RUSH It's the property of a system-- in this case, the human body-- which regulates its internal environments so as to maintain a stable constant condition. Some systems just need a little more help than others. MANNY Yeah. MANNY Yeah, that makes sense. RUSH Can I ask you a question, Manny? MANNY Yeah. Sure. RUSH You still giving Ted Cummings steroids? MANNY Hell, no, bro. That shit's way too hot right now. Why do you think he's having such a shitty season? MANNY Hey, do you have time to look at a rash? RUSH No. RUSH Shit. RUSH Whoa! ALEX She is quite the cook. I mean, her Italian... RUSH Oh... hey, hey, hey. Somebody having a party? ALEX Will. You made it. RUSH Sure did. Brought a gift, too. LAUREL How sweet. If you could please thank Eve for us. LAUREL Um, I'll get that to Elliot. RUSH No, no, no, no. I'd kind of like to give it to him myself. LAUREL Oh, no. He's in the back playing with some friends. I'll get it to him. LAUREL I thought you said he wouldn't remember. This is bad. ALEX It's fine. RUSH Hey, I'm kind of parched. Do you happen to know where the bar is? OLDER WOMAN This is a children's party. I don't think there is one. RUSH There's no bar? OLDER WOMAN No. RUSH Oh. Ah, it's okay. I know where they keep the good stuff. Know what I'm saying? LAUREL Okay. RUSH Sarah? What are you...? SARAH Hi. SARAH I... I did not think you'd be here. RUSH What... what is wrong with people? The kid is my godson, all right? I never miss a birthday. SARAH Well, lucky me. RUSH What are you doing here? SARAH Oh, I-I had a job interview at UCLA yesterday, so I'm just in town for the weekend. RUSH What-what... Wait, you're... you're moving back? SARAH Well, don't worry, I doubt I'll get the job. I mean, I'm barely qualified. RUSH Uh... you're overqualified at everything-- you're brilliant. SARAH Well, I dated you for four years. I mean, how smart can I be? RUSH I quit smoking. Would you excuse me for just one second? I... ALEX Rush. Wh-- Hey. No. N-Not cool. RUSH Sarah? ALEX This is my son's birthday... RUSH You invite Sarah without telling me? Wait, did you even want me here? ALEX She's here for the weekend. RUSH Oh. ALEX And she's one of Laurel's best friends, you know? RUSH Mm. ALEX You know what, to be honest, RUSH What? ALEX you never show up. RUSH What? I always show... What is wrong with people? Oh, God. Sarah Peterson? I mean... God, how did I mess that up? ALEX Well, somehow you found a way. RUSH That was rhetorical. I was a kid. ALEX You were 30. RUSH Barely. No, no. No, no. I-I remember now. Sh-She was judgy. She had all these... she had all these rules, you know. I don't want to take my shoes off every time I go in a house. ALEX Shoes? Who cares? Take off your shoes-- it's okay. People take off their shoes. RUSH I need to sober up. ALEX No, no. E-Easy. Easy. Just one hit. RUSH All right. ALEX These birthday parties, they stress me out. RUSH You're an E.R. doctor. ALEX I know. I'm talking to my therapist about it. RUSH You know, her being here, it's like that... that, wh-what-what is that thing, that thing that people in L.A. always talk about? ALEX Fate. RUSH Fate. It's like fate. I... yeah. ALEX Listen, man, if you're not gonna follow through with this, don't bother opening it up, all right? RUSH I know. I know. I know. You're right. ALEX All right, let's put this out. RUSH Yeah. No. Let me get one more hit. ALEX How do I smell? Do I stink? RUSH I don't know. My nose is kind of blocked. ALEX All right. ELLIOT Rush. RUSH Oh... Hey, there he is. How you doing? Hey, this party's off the hook. ELLIOT Thanks for the Lego. RUSH Oh, you're welcome. You know it's a cover, right? I deposited another $5K in that money market account I opened for you. Now, remember, you only use it for... ELLIOT Emergencies. RUSH Or...? RUSH & ELLIOT Really pretty women. RUSH That's right. And he's good with kids? Is this guy perfect or what? Have dinner with me tonight. SARAH I don't think that's a good idea. RUSH Come on, please. SARAH Will, you and I are, uh... Well, you're like Paxil, I'm like Thioridazine. RUSH Oh. SARAH Each one functions fine on its own. Once or twice, you can take them together. Might even... catch a pretty good buzz. But repeated usage becomes... toxic and results in death. RUSH Toxic and results in death. SARAH Yeah. GROUP Happy birthday to you RUSH It's just dinner. GROUP Happy birthday to you RUSH Just sex, then? Come on. GROUP Happy birthday RUSH I'm different. I'm better. GROUP Dear Elliot RUSH Please, I promise. Come on, Sarah. GROUP Happy birthday to you. RUSH I really missed you. ALEX Make a wish. Come on, buddy. All right, now, blow out the candles. SARAH Oh, God. Fine. To dinner, not sex. LAUREL Blow out the candles, honey. ALEX Okay, come on. RUSH All right. LAUREL Make a wish. GROUP Yay! RUSH This is Rush. EVE We received an emergency call from Brentwood. RUSH What is it? EVE It's a first. RUSH Oh... that Billy Bloom. RUSH Bloom? No? Hey, how you doing? Mr. Bloom. Wow, big fan. BILLY It's very kind. Listen, I think I broke my cock. RUSH Uh, pardon me? BILLY I've been sitting here with a broken cock for two hours now. It is excruciating. I should've just trusted my gut and jerked off. I go down on you for 45 minutes, and this is the thanks I get? BEAUTIFUL WOMAN It wasn't 45 minutes. RUSH Uh, may I... may I see? RUSH Okay. Let's see. RUSH 20 grand, cash. BILLY What, you think I keep that kind of money lying around the house? RUSH Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Bloom. I believe my assistant informed you that we require cash in advance before we render any medical assistance, so... BILLY Buddy... why don't you look around the room? This is Baccarat Crystal. That painting on the wall right there, that's worth almost 100 grand. RUSH 100 grand. Wow. BILLY Tell you what, why don't you Google how much I'm worth after you are done fixing my cock?! Now, please, this is killing me! RUSH Again, really sorry. Uh... I mean, I can call you an ambulance. BILLY No! Goddamn! God! I don't want to read about my broken dick when I'm checking out at Whole Foods, okay? Doc, my films have grossed over a billion dollars worldwide. I am a public figure, you understand me? Now, please, this is an emergency. RUSH Well, I-I only really deal in emergencies. This is... this is standard. BILLY This is standard?! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I'll double your fee. 40 grand. I'll wire it directly into your account. RUSH By close of business today. BILLY Okay! Okay, I'll do it. Just... fix it. RUSH All right. Did you hear a pop? BILLY Yeah. Is that bad? RUSH Uh, you've ruptured your corpus cavernosum. I am gonna have to drain it. All right, I'm not gonna lie. This is probably gonna hurt. BILLY Oh, God. EVE Hello? RUSH Did I mention Billy Bloom was supposed to wire $40K to the account by close of business today? EVE Yes, you have. And... no, he has not. RUSH Well, that must be a mistake. Can you check again, please? EVE Um... actually, I'm-I'm gonna be off-line for a couple hours. RUSH Off-line? EVE Yeah. I do have a life outside this job. You know that. RUSH Who is it? Dry-Cleans His Jeans Guy? EVE None of your business. What happened to cash up front? I thought that was our policy. RUSH It's under control, Eve. Now, listen. No more calls tonight. I don't care who it is. Don't care how much they offer. Just, I don't know, say I'm out of town or something. EVE Hold on. Who is she? I've never heard you talk like this before. RUSH My first love. My only love, unless you count that night in Belize, but I'm fairly certain that was the Vicodin talking. EVE Rush, are you sure this is... such a good idea? RUSH Well, I don't know. You sure it's such a good idea to go out with a guy who dry-cleans denim? I mean, it seems a little compulsive. EVE Okay, good-bye. Enjoy your date. RUSH Yeah. You, too. SARAH You okay? RUSH Me? Yeah, sure, I'm fine. Fine. HANDSOME GUY Nice skirt. Must be really popular. I've seen a lot of girls wearing it tonight. EVE Oh... I get it. The whole compliment that's really an insult... from that pickup book. It's supposed to make me feel, like, a little insecure. Supposed to make me long for your approval. Yeah... I don't want your approval. You should try that crowd down there at the end of the bar. They seem a little more your speed. Not as well-read. Bye-bye. HANNAH You make that look easy. EVE Yes, I do have a knack for repelling men. HANNAH What can I get for you? EVE Oh, just a glass of Shiraz. Thank you. EVE I think you need a little more cover-up. HANNAH I'm sorry? EVE He's not gonna stop. You know that, right? Your... your boyfriend. He's not gonna stop hitting you. HANNAH Who are you? EVE I work for Will Rush. Ted Cummings is a bad guy. Okay. Bad guys... they don't change. Trust me on this. HANNAH Look, um... I appreciate the advice or whatever... but if you don't get out of here right now, I'm gonna call security. Hey, what can I get you? MAN Yeah, we'll have another one. WOMAN Yes, please. SARAH It was right after I took the MCAT. RUSH Mm-hmm. SARAH You swept me off to Costa Rica. RUSH Oh. SARAH You got the presidential suite, which I have no idea how you paid for because I know that you were broke. You had them scatter those rose petals all over the room. RUSH No, I didn't. SARAH You did that. RUSH That was not me. That was them. That sounds a little cheesy. SARAH No, it wasn't. SARAH You know what? You actually do seem better. RUSH I told you. SARAH You still think about it? RUSH Uh, well, I... didn't do anything wrong. State of California absolved me of any responsibility. I got my license back. And, for what it's worth, I haven't blacked out in three years, I haven't lost my car in two, I haven't been arrested since that night, and I can't remember the last time I got my ass kicked, so... SARAH You never give up, do you? RUSH Well, I won't make the same mistake twice. SARAH You're a real asshole, Rush. Rush... RUSH Mmm... SARAH Wait. RUSH Mmm. SARAH Wait. Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop. We have to talk. RUSH What? SARAH We have to talk. RUSH Right now? SARAH Yeah. RUSH Okay. Uh... okay. SARAH I tested positive for the BRCA1 mutation. RUSH That's... that's okay. I mean, not everyone with that gets cancer. SARAH 60 percent. That's enough. RUSH What, so...? SARAH Yeah. Traded them in. RUSH Okay, well, I-I understand why you would do that. I mean, preemptive is the safest course of treatment, so... SARAH It's done, Will. I am not asking you for your medical opinion. RUSH No. Of course not. I mean, I'm one of the finest doctors in the country. Why would you want my medical opinion? Sorry. Um... Damn, my head hurts. SARAH Will. SARAH You all right? RUSH Mmm. SARAH Will... RUSH Mmm. What? SARAH Do you have to get that? RUSH I told her no more calls. I... SARAH It's not a problem. Just... just go. RUSH I-I'm sorry. It must be important. What? MANNY I need your help. RUSH Who is this? MANNY It's me, Rush. It's Manny. RUSH I'm off the clock, Manny. MANNY I-I know, bro, I know. There's been some trouble, Rush. Some business associates of mine, they... RUSH Business associates? MANNY You know what I mean. RUSH Yeah, yeah, I do. Not my crowd. MANNY Please, brah. Shit is deep, bro. This is deep. It's on me. Look, I don't make this right, I'm done. Do you hear me? You hear what I'm saying, Rush? RUSH All right. It's... it's an emergency. I'm sorry, I... SARAH It's okay, Rush. RUSH No, no, it's not. It's okay. I will be gone an hour, tops. Please, stay here. I'll come back and we'll talk, okay? I promise. All right? I promise. JULIO My God! Please! Help me! It hurts. It hurts so bad. Please. Please! You need to help me. RUSH Could I have some room, please? Some room? Thank you. JULIO Doctor... RUSH Yeah. JULIO Please... RUSH What's your name? JULIO Julio. RUSH Julio? JULIO Yeah. RUSH Please stop talking, all right? RUSH Oh, Christ. All right, this... this man's in serious condition and he's losing a lot of blood. We need to get him to a hospital. RAOUL That's not an option, Doc. RUSH No, no, no. It's the only option. RAOUL I'm sure you'll think of something. JULIO My God! HAROLD I gotta get it. I'm on call. HAROLD Rush. I'm here. RUSH Yo, Harold, what's up? Uh, listen, I need some help. HAROLD What you need, brother? RUSH Uh, I need blood. HAROLD Wish I could help you, man. You want blood, you gotta go inside. RUSH Aw, shit. RAOUL Problem, Doc? RUSH No, just give me... just give me a minute. ALEX No way. No, I'm not doing that. RUSH Alex, come on, man. Please. Please. Have I ever called you for anything like this before? "No" is the answer to that question. Trust me, I would not be asking unless it were very, very important. MANNY Rush... Bro... I'm sorry, man. I don't know what to say except I'm sorry, Rush. RUSH Shut up. Grab something heavy. RUSH Whoa. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. RAOUL Hey! Hey! Open it. Good. ALEX I took it from controlled storage 19 minutes ago. You got 11 to get it into him. RUSH Thanks. ALEX So we have to move fast. RUSH Thank you. You can leave. ALEX No. RUSH What? ALEX I'm not leaving you like this. RUSH You have a wife, you have a kid. Leave. ALEX Will... RUSH Leave. ALEX You have exactly nine minutes and 36 seconds. RUSH All right. Thank you. JULIO I don't want to die. RUSH No, I would imagine not. JULIO I'm a good man, Doctor. I have a kid. RUSH Yeah? JULIO I have a little two-year-old kid. I want to see all the great shit she's gonna do in her life. Please... RUSH Now, go to sleep, all right? JULIO Don't let me... I'm... I'm... I'm a good m... RUSH Yeah? Well, I hate to break it to you, but good men don't normally wind up in situations like this. Okay. All right. SONYA No! RUSH Who's she? RAOUL Sonya, my sister. His wife. SONYA No! RUSH All right, I have got a wicked hangover setting in right now, so can you keep the screaming to a minimum? SONYA But what are you doing to him? RUSH I think he's been shot in his spleen. I'm going to remove it. If you don't like it, the door's right there. RUSH Okay. Whoa, whoa. What just happened? RAOUL You tell me, Doc! RUSH We blew a fuse. All right, let me think. Uh, okay, I-I need... I need light. I need cell phones, lighters, anything you got. Everybody over here, okay? Come on. Faster, faster, come on! Manny. Manny, I need you there, now. I need you to breathe for him, okay? Hold that. All right. Come on. Come on. There you go. Nice and slow. Keep that going, all right? All right? Nice and slow. MANNY Is he okay, Doc? RUSH I don't know. I don't know. I'm going in. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Closer, please. More light. Thank you. RUSH All right, keep pumping, Manny. Out you come. There we go. Okay. Okay. RAOUL Is he okay, Doc? Doc! Is he okay? RUSH Yeah. Yeah, he's okay. SONYA Oh... praise God. RUSH All right. Fill these out immediately. His condition changes at all, you call my assistant right away. RAOUL Hey, Doc. If you ever need anything, anything at all, don't ever hesitate to ask. RUSH All right. You and me? We're cool. Uh... there we go. That's nice. RUSH Oh. You... owe me. RUSH So glad I caught you. They told me you checked out. What? Oh. You should've seen the other guy. Is that a Bellini? Mmm. SARAH I was just about to leave, actually. RUSH All right. Well, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just... wait. You know, you could've told me, Sarah. I could've handled it. SARAH Just like how you handled last night? RUSH Come in, it's... different. SARAH You're not better, Will. The moment anything gets real, you get out. I can't have you be that way with me. But it's, uh... it's okay. Because I get it now. I can't count on you like that. You take care of yourself, Rush. RUSH Yeah. You, too. SARAH I got the job, by the way. I think your e-mail to the head of pediatrics helped. RUSH Well, I-I think you'd really like Silver Lake. They have a great farmer's market on Saturdays. Yeah, I remember how you used to like to get up on weekends. SARAH Will... RUSH Do stuff like that. I'll try not to bump into you. SARAH Okay. RUSH Really? RUSH Can you install a damn iPod in this car?! EVE You need to get to Ted Cummings' house. RUSH No, no. What I need is a shower. EVE Now, Rush! RUSH Christ! TED What are you doing here? EVE He said she was unconscious. RUSH Ted! Where is she? TED Over here to the right. She won't even look at me, Doc. She can't never look at me when I have a bad game. I'm telling you, man, she was saying all this crazy stuff. Is she dead? RUSH Close. TED B-But you can help her, right? I m-mean, what do you need, Doc? How much? I love that girl, man. I'll do whatever it takes! RUSH Yeah? Well, she needs to get to a hospital. EVE I'll call. TED Who the hell are you anyway? You the one talking to my girl? Yeah, she told me someone came to her at work. That you? You the one that did that? RUSH Ted, I said she needs to go to a hospital immediately. TED I can't have people knowing my business like that. I mean, can't you just see SportsCenter tomorrow? RUSH All right, listen. I know a guy, okay? He's got his own ambulance service. It's unmarked. He can be here in 20 minutes. No one would know. TED And it can't touch me? You're sure about that? EVE Will! RUSH No one would know. You have my word. TED Fine. Fine! Okay! RUSH Call! Just as long as you keep my name out of it. EVE I was just trying to help. TED Gave you an extra $10K, Doc. You got me out of some deep shit this time, man. Just give me the money, Ted. TED She's gonna be okay, though, right? None of this is gonna come back to me, right? RUSH I'm leaving now, Ted. TED Right, right. You should go. Thanks again. I can always count on you, Doc. RUSH What? TED I said, "I can always count on you." You okay, Doc? What are you doing? Doc! Aah! RUSH I'll call you an ambulance. Just, uh, you know, keep my name out of it. RUSH Hey. EVE Hey. I, um, didn't think I'd see you here. Thought you hated hospitals. RUSH With a passion. Look. Uh, if, uh... we're gonna continue this, there's something you have to understand. What we do is complicated. It's not about feelings. We cannot care, okay? EVE I know, Rush, I... RUSH We don't give a shit. EVE Okay. RUSH All right? EVE I got it. RUSH Good. It's important. EVE So, Ted Cummings was admitted to the E.R. Heard he had a nasty fall. RUSH Oh. Looks like he's gonna be out of the lineup for a while. RUSH Well, you know, it's probably for the best. I mean, he was having a terrible year. EVE Yeah. Poor guy. You know that... if we follow your rules, you and I never would've met, right? RUSH Well, yeah. You're an exception. EVE Hey, um, this might not be the best time to tell you this, but, um, Billy Bloom never paid. RUSH It's under control. BLOOM Come on, guys! You can't just go into somebody's house and pull things off the wall! Fellas, that is worth twice what I owe him. RAOUL I'll keep the change, ese. MAN I'm not homeless. RUSH Come on. Come on! Seriously?! Ah, screw this.