BLOSSOM BUBBLES BUTTERCUP CHORUS CROWD DANNY GUY_IN_MUSEUM HUSBANDCORN LADYCORN MAMACORN MAYOR MS_KEANE NARRATOR PAPARAZZI_1 PAPARAZZI_CROWD PROFESSOR STUDENTS STUDENT_2 TURNSTILE_KID UNICORN ZOOKEEPER NARRATOR ah yes, the annual school field trip to the zoo. ZOOKEEPER …and so you see, chidren… ZOOKEEPER …that is why you should not try to kiss a giant python! hoo boy! ZOOKEEPER call for help. MS KEANE umm… MS KEANE are there any questions? BUBBLES i have a question - BUBBLES - when do we get to see a unicorn? STUDENTS BUTTERCUP aw geez, bubbles… BLOSSOM not this again. STUDENT 2 there’s no such thing as unicorns. BUBBLES there is so! BUBBLES i can prove it! BUBBLES behold! a real life unicorn horn! CHORUS totally real unicorn horn! BUBBLES stand back, everyone! BUBBLES i shall summon one! STUDENTS TURNSTILE KID c’mon bubbles… TURNSTILE KID everyone knows the only mythical creature that actually exists TURNSTILE KID …is bigfoot. MS KEANE alllrighty, um… MS KEANE who wants to go to the gift shop? STUDENTS yayy! gift shop! gift shop! gift shop! BUBBLES maybe everyone was right, maybe unicorns aren’t real… DANNY BUBBLES a unicorn! BUBBLES aahhh!! we’re going to be best friends forever and i’ll name you “pointy”!!! BLOSSOM bubbles, the bus is about to leave! BUTTERCUP whoa! how’d that horse get loose? BUBBLES buttercup, this isn’t a horse! BUBBLES it’s my magical mystical best friend unicorn! BUTTERCUP uh…hate to break it to ya, bubbles… BUTTERCUP but that’s no unicorn BUTTERCUP that’s a plain ol’ pony. BLOSSOM no way, ponies have shorter legs. it’s a colt! BUTTERCUP a colt? what’s a colt? BLOSSOM a baby horse! BUTTERCUP then what’s a filly? BLOSSOM uhh… BLOSSOM …a horse with… BLOSSOM …attitude? BUTTERCUP either way… BUTTERCUP it’s definitely not a unicorn… BUTTERCUP it’s just…sad. DANNY well excuse me! DANNY i may not have a horn but i do have a heart! DANNY and in that heart, i know i’m a beautiful unicorn! BLOSSOM you can talk!/ BUBBLES you can talk!/ BUTTERCUP you can talk!/ DANNY yes, i can talk! DANNY but who cares? DANNY i’ll never be anything more than just danny, the wannabe-corn! BUTTERCUP whoa. drama bomb. BUBBLES we’ll get the professor to turn you into a real unicorn!!!! BUTTERCUP what? BLOSSOM bubbles, i don’t think that’s a good idea. BUBBLES of course it is! BUBBLES you’ll be a real live unicorn… DANNY yeah! BUBBLES …and i’ll be friends with a real live unicorn!!! DANNY yeah! BUBBLES …and everyone will see how wrong they were!!! STUDENTS bubbles! STUDENTS you’re an incredible person! BUBBLES it’ll be the most awesomest thing that’s ever awesomed! DANNY yay! woo! BUBBLES yay! woo! NARRATOR speaking of awesome NARRATOR the townsville pickle museum is having it’s grand opening. MAYOR here we have the world’s oldest pickle, and this a pickle made entirely of used toothpicks! MAYOR my toothpicks! MAYOR and here we have our hall of pickledents! MAYOR which are pickles in the shape of presidents! MAYOR and if you look closely, this one resembles dolly parton! GUY IN MUSEUM hey! dolly parton was never president! MAYOR well, not yet anyway. PROFESSOR gee bubbles, i don’t know… BUBBLES professor, please PROFESSOR well, i suppose i could try and turn him into a unicorn using PROFESSOR the transmorgrifying ray i just happened to finish this afternoon, PROFESSOR but it hasn’t been properly tested… BUBBLES professor… BUBBLES he needs this! BUBBLES i need this! PROFESSOR it’s up to you, danny. PROFESSOR is this something you want to try? DANNY as long as my bff bubbles says it’s a good idea…i am down! DANNY completely trust you, brah. PROFESSOR i’ve detailed out a comprehensive list of possible risks and side effects from this procedure… DANNY okay. PROFESSOR i need you to be aware of all the consequences… DANNY yep. PROFESSOR this is your body and it’s a serious choice… DANNY got it. PROFESSOR thoroughly weigh your options… DANNY uh huh. PROFESSOR …as you read through this document in it’s entirety. DANNY DANNY eh- DANNY i skimmed it. DANNY this is gonna be the best day of my life! DANNY thank you , bubbles! BUBBLES you’re welcome, danny! PROFESSOR alright girls! PROFESSOR vision safety time! DANNY so, how beautiful am i? PROFESSOR umm… well… BUBBLES you look very… majestical. BUTTERCUP honestly, that’s not as bad as i thought it was going to be. DANNY oh man, i feel different already! DANNY aaah!! BUBBLES umm…professor? DANNY bubbles, what have you done to me?? PROFESSOR best 2 outta 3? DANNY no!! DANNY waaaahhh!!! DANNY i hate science! BUBBLES wait!! BUBBLES danny, come back! BUTTERCUP oookay, now it’s as bad as i thought it was gonna be. PROFESSOR how could you hate science? BLOSSOM that’s what you got out of that? DANNY PAPARAZZI CROWD PAPARAZZI 1 hey! PAPARAZZI 1 what is that!!? PAPARAZZI CROWD huh? PAPARAZZI CROWD hey, look at that! DANNY don’t look at meeeeeeee! DANNY oh no… DANNY no no no DANNY not…againnnnnnnnnn!!!!! DANNY no no no DANNY PAPARAZZI CROWD ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PAPARAZZI CROWD TURNSTILE KID bigfoot! TURNSTILE KID i knew it! DANNY MAYOR this is the crystal pickle of dispair. legend has it that if it breaks, bad luck would rain down upon us forever. CROWD ahh! a freak! DANNY i am not a freak!! MAYOR oh, that reminds me, i’ve gotta mail a letter. ooh, h-hello. DANNY BUBBLES danny! you have to calm down!! DANNY calm down? DANNY look at me! DANNY i’m a freak!!! DANNY we are no longer bff’s!!! BUBBLES no! BUTTERCUP whoa! he’s a freak! BUBBLES he is not a freak! he is my friend! BLOSSOM well your “friend” is terrorizing the city! BUBBLES just let me talk to him. BUTTERCUP i knew this was a bad idea. DANNY roar BUBBLES danny!! i’m so sorry, this is all my fault. BUBBLES i put you in danger just because i wanted to be friends with a unicorn… BUBBLES and prove to everyone they were real! DANNY well they’re not real! you were wrong! DANNY we were both wrong! BUBBLES listen to me! unicorns are real! BUBBLES …and this proves it! BUBBLES because i summoned you! BUBBLES …and you appeared!! DANNY stop blowing that stupid horn!! BUBBLES danny, BUBBLES in your heart of hearts BUBBLES you know you are a real live unicorn!! DANNY no! DANNY in my heart i know i’m a monster!! DANNY oh no…! DANNY bubbles! DANNY i…didn’t mean to… DANNY oh…no… DANNY what have i done?! DANNY DANNY aaahhh!!! MAYOR wheeeee!! MAYOR museums sure are exhilarating! BLOSSOM bubbles! BUTTERCUP are you okay?? BUBBLES wh-where’s danny? BLOSSOM i’m sorry bubbles, he… BLOSSOM huh?/ wha? BUTTERCUP huh?/ wha? BUBBLES huh?/ wha? BLOSSOM he’s turned back into a pony! BUBBLES but how? BUTTERCUP umm, you guys… BUBBLES i can’t believe this is happening! UNICORN oops…my bad. BUBBLES danny!! BUBBLES will he be okay? LADYCORN he’ll be just fine, lady bubbles. LADYCORN we heard the call of your summoning horn. LADYCORN sorry we’re late… LADYCORN somebody didn’t want to use the gps. HUSBANDCORN i knew a shortcut! HUSBANDCORN well, i thought i did. LADYCORN stallions. BUTTERCUP wait, which ones are stallions? BLOSSOM they’re like colts, but… BLOSSOM …oh forget it, who cares. DANNY b-bubbles? BUBBLES danny, i’m so sorry!!! BUBBLES i feel terrible… DANNY i’m sorry too, bubbles. i blamed you. DANNY but heck, i didn’t think about the consequences either. DANNY i know you were only trying to help me. DANNY i mean dude, i so wanted to be a unicorn too! BUBBLES but danny, you already are a unicorn! DANNY uh, okay bubbles…i get the sentiment but honestly this is getting kind of redundant. MAMACORN no - she’s right, danny! DANNY mom?? DANNY what are you doing hanging out with a bunch of unicorns? MAMACORN you’re old enough now to know the truth…i had to wait until you went on an intense journey of adolescent self-discovery. BUBBLES whoa!!! DANNY what is even going on right now? MAMACORN i mean, you probably could’ve figured it out sooner… MAMACORN if you’d ever cut that hair of yours. BUTTERCUP what is that, a zit? BUBBLES it’s a horn!!! BUBBLES oh danny, i’m so happy for you! DANNY/BUBBLES this was the best day ever!!! MAYOR and be sure to grab a pickle-chute! MAYOR available at the gift shop! MAYOR oh what a world!! MAYOR thank you, mythical unicorns! MAMACORN danny…it’s time for you to say goodbye MAMACORN we’re all needed back at the unicorn coalition alliance brigade headquarters. HUSBANDCORN it sounds made up, but it’s totally not. DANNY bubbles… DANNY you are my bff for reals. BUBBLES it’s beautiful! DANNY use this to summon me anytime! DANNY …or just shoot me a text. BUBBLES you know i will all the time!!! BUTTERCUP umm, hopefully not all the time. BUBBLES bye guys! safe travels!! i actually connected with you guys! BLOSSOM bye guys! safe travels!! i actually connected with you guys! BUTTERCUP bye guys! safe travels!! i actually connected with you guys! BUBBLES told ya unicorns were real. NARRATOR and so, the day was saved thanks to CHORUS the unicorn coalition alliance brigade headquarters! it sounds made up, but it’s totally no-ot! CHORUS i shall summon one! STUDENTS TURNSTILE KID c’mon bubbles… TURNSTILE KID everyone knows the only mythical creature that actually exists TURNSTILE KID …is bigfoot. MS KEANE alllrighty, um… MS KEANE who wants to go to the gift shop? STUDENTS yayy! gift shop! gift shop! gift shop! BUBBLES maybe everyone was right, maybe unicorns aren’t real… DANNY BUBBLES a unicorn! BUBBLES aahhh!! we’re going to be best friends forever and i’ll name you “pointy”!!! BLOSSOM bubbles, the bus is about to leave! BUTTERCUP whoa! how’d that horse get loose? BUBBLES buttercup, this isn’t a horse! BUBBLES it’s my magical mystical best friend unicorn! BUTTERCUP uh…hate to break it to ya, bubbles… BUTTERCUP but that’s no unicorn BUTTERCUP that’s a plain ol’ pony. BLOSSOM no way, ponies have shorter legs. it’s a colt! BUTTERCUP a colt? what’s a colt? BLOSSOM a baby horse! BUTTERCUP then what’s a filly? BLOSSOM uhh… BLOSSOM …a horse with… BLOSSOM …attitude? BUTTERCUP either way… BUTTERCUP it’s definitely not a unicorn… BUTTERCUP it’s just…sad. DANNY well excuse me! DANNY i may not have a horn but i do have a heart! DANNY and in that heart, i know i’m a beautiful unicorn! BLOSSOM you can talk!/ BUTTERCUP BUBBLES you can talk!/ DANNY yes, i can talk! DANNY but who cares? DANNY i’ll never be anything more than just danny, the wannabe-corn! BUTTERCUP whoa. drama bomb. BUBBLES we’ll get the professor to turn you into a real unicorn!!!! BUTTERCUP what? BLOSSOM bubbles, i don’t think that’s a good idea. BUBBLES of course it is! BUBBLES you’ll be a real live unicorn… DANNY yeah! BUBBLES …and i’ll be friends with a real live unicorn!!! DANNY yeah! BUBBLES …and everyone will see how wrong they were!!! STUDENTS bubbles! STUDENTS you’re an incredible person! BUBBLES it’ll be the most awesomest thing that’s ever awesomed! BUBBLES/DANNY yay! woo! NARRATOR speaking of awesome NARRATOR the townsville pickle museum is having it’s grand opening. MAYOR here we have the world’s oldest pickle, and this a pickle made entirely of used toothpicks! MAYOR my toothpicks! MAYOR and here we have our hall of pickledents! MAYOR which are pickles in the shape of presidents! MAYOR and if you look closely, this one resembles dolly parton! GUY IN MUSEUM hey! dolly parton was never president! MAYOR well, not yet anyway. PROFESSOR gee bubbles, i don’t know… BUBBLES professor, please PROFESSOR well, i suppose i could try and turn him into a unicorn using PROFESSOR the transmorgrifying ray i just happened to finish this afternoon, PROFESSOR but it hasn’t been properly tested… BUBBLES professor… BUBBLES he needs this! BUBBLES i need this! PROFESSOR it’s up to you, danny. PROFESSOR is this something you want to try? DANNY as long as my bff bubbles says it’s a good idea…i am down! DANNY completely trust you, brah. PROFESSOR i’ve detailed out a comprehensive list of possible risks and side effects from this procedure… DANNY okay. PROFESSOR i need you to be aware of all the consequences… DANNY yep. PROFESSOR this is your body and it’s a serious choice… DANNY got it. PROFESSOR thoroughly weigh your options… DANNY uh huh. PROFESSOR …as you read through this document in it’s entirety. DANNY DANNY eh- DANNY i skimmed it. DANNY this is gonna be the best day of my life! DANNY thank you , bubbles! BUBBLES you’re welcome, danny! PROFESSOR alright girls! PROFESSOR vision safety time! DANNY so, how beautiful am i? PROFESSOR umm… well… BUBBLES you look very… majestical. BUTTERCUP honestly, that’s not as bad as i thought it was going to be. DANNY oh man, i feel different already! DANNY aaah!! BUBBLES umm…professor? DANNY bubbles, what have you done to me?? PROFESSOR best 2 outta 3? DANNY no!! DANNY waaaahhh!!! DANNY i hate science! BUBBLES wait!! BUBBLES danny, come back! BUTTERCUP oookay, now it’s as bad as i thought it was gonna be. PROFESSOR how could you hate science? BLOSSOM that’s what you got out of that? DANNY PAPARAZZI CROWD PAPARAZZI 1 hey! what is that!!? PAPARAZZI CROWD huh? hey, look at that! DANNY don’t look at meeeeeeee! DANNY oh no… DANNY no no no DANNY not…againnnnnnnnnn!!!!! DANNY no no no DANNY PAPARAZZI CROWD ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TURNSTILE KID bigfoot! TURNSTILE KID i knew it! DANNY MAYOR this is the crystal pickle of dispair. legend has it that if it breaks, bad luck would rain down upon us forever. CROWD ahh! a freak! DANNY i am not a freak!! MAYOR oh, that reminds me, i’ve gotta mail a letter. ooh, h-hello. DANNY BUBBLES danny! you have to calm down!! DANNY calm down? DANNY look at me! DANNY i’m a freak!!! DANNY we are no longer bff’s!!! BUBBLES no! BUTTERCUP whoa! he’s a freak! BUBBLES he is not a freak! he is my friend! BLOSSOM well your “friend” is terrorizing the city! BUBBLES just let me talk to him. BUTTERCUP i knew this was a bad idea. DANNY roar BUBBLES danny!! i’m so sorry, this is all my fault. BUBBLES i put you in danger just because i wanted to be friends with a unicorn… BUBBLES and prove to everyone they were real! DANNY well they’re not real! you were wrong! DANNY we were both wrong! BUBBLES listen to me! unicorns are real! BUBBLES …and this proves it! BUBBLES because i summoned you! BUBBLES …and you appeared!! DANNY stop blowing that stupid horn!! BUBBLES danny, BUBBLES in your heart of hearts BUBBLES you know you are a real live unicorn!! DANNY no! DANNY in my heart i know i’m a monster!! DANNY oh no…! DANNY bubbles! DANNY i…didn’t mean to… DANNY oh…no… DANNY what have i done?! DANNY DANNY aaahhh!!! MAYOR wheeeee!! MAYOR museums sure are exhilarating! BLOSSOM bubbles! BUTTERCUP are you okay?? BUBBLES wh-where’s danny? BLOSSOM i’m sorry bubbles, he… BLOSSOM huh?/ wha? BUTTERCUP huh?/ wha? BUBBLES huh?/ wha? BLOSSOM he’s turned back into a pony! BUBBLES but how? BUTTERCUP umm, you guys… BUBBLES i can’t believe this is happening! UNICORN oops…my bad. BUBBLES danny!! BUBBLES will he be okay? LADYCORN he’ll be just fine, lady bubbles. LADYCORN we heard the call of your summoning horn. LADYCORN sorry we’re late… LADYCORN somebody didn’t want to use the gps. HUSBANDCORN i knew a shortcut! HUSBANDCORN well, i thought i did. LADYCORN stallions. BUTTERCUP wait, which ones are stallions? BLOSSOM they’re like colts, but… BLOSSOM …oh forget it, who cares. DANNY b-bubbles? BUBBLES danny, i’m so sorry!!! BUBBLES i feel terrible… DANNY i’m sorry too, bubbles. i blamed you. DANNY but heck, i didn’t think about the consequences either. DANNY i know you were only trying to help me. DANNY i mean dude, i so wanted to be a unicorn too! BUBBLES but danny, you already are a unicorn! DANNY uh, okay bubbles…i get the sentiment but honestly this is getting kind of redundant. MAMACORN no - she’s right, danny! DANNY mom?? DANNY what are you doing hanging out with a bunch of unicorns? MAMACORN you’re old enough now to know the truth…i had to wait until you went on an intense journey of adolescent self-discovery. BUBBLES whoa!!! DANNY what is even going on right now? MAMACORN i mean, you probably could’ve figured it out sooner… MAMACORN if you’d ever cut that hair of yours. BUTTERCUP what is that, a zit? BUBBLES it’s a horn!!! BUBBLES oh danny, i’m so happy for you! DANNY this was the best day ever!!! BUBBLES this was the best day ever!!! MAYOR and be sure to grab a pickle-chute! MAYOR available at the gift shop! MAYOR oh what a world!! MAYOR thank you, mythical unicorns! MAMACORN danny…it’s time for you to say goodbye MAMACORN we’re all needed back at the unicorn coalition alliance brigade headquarters. HUSBANDCORN it sounds made up, but it’s totally not. DANNY bubbles… DANNY you are my bff for reals. BUBBLES it’s beautiful! DANNY use this to summon me anytime! DANNY …or just shoot me a text. BUBBLES you know i will all the time!!! BUTTERCUP umm, hopefully not all the time. BLOSSOM bye guys! safe travels!! i actually connected with you guys! BUBBLES bye guys! safe travels!! i actually connected with you guys! BUTTERCUP bye guys! safe travels!! i actually connected with you guys! BUBBLES told ya unicorns were real. NARRATOR and so, the day was saved thanks to CHORUS the unicorn coalition alliance brigade headquarters! it sounds made up, but it’s totally no-ot!