BATTLE_SUIT BLOSSOM BOBBYSUZERAELYN BUBBLES BUTTERCUP BUTTTERCUP CHORUS DERBYTANTES GIRLS_CHORUS GIRL_CHORUS HAYLYN JAYLYN MAYLYN MONSTER MONSTER_APP NARRATOR PRINCESS_MORBUCKS SALLY NARRATOR ah, lunchtime at the school cafeteria. BUBBLES cute ribbons! BLOSSOM ooh, glitter! SALLY scrapbooking is so awesome! BUBBLES yaaayy!!! BLOSSOM yaaayy!!! SALLY yaaayy!!! BUTTERCUP dudes!! BUTTERCUP it’s sloppy joe tuesday!! BUTTERCUP they should make this a holiday! SALLY uhm, what happened to your forehead? BUTTERCUP oh that? BUTTERCUP funny story! check it! BUTTERCUP so there’s this guy at the construction yard, mac. BUTTERCUP so he says his forklift can crush anything! BUTTERCUP anything! BUTTERCUP and i’m all like BUTTERCUP i’m stonger than that BUTTERCUP and -- BUTTERCUP anyway…i arm wrestled a forklift… SALLY …oh…interesting. BLOSSOM uh…hey buttercup. BLOSSOM do you wanna…uh ..sit with us and …y’know, chew? BUBBLES we’re talking about scrapbooking! BUTTERCUP uh...yeah, no. that’s really not my thing. BUTTERCUP i’ll just grab a seat over there. BUTTERCUP pfft.. scrapbooking.. MAYLYN hey. you’re buttercup, right? BUTTERCUP who’s askin’? MAYLYN i’m maylyn. head of the derbytantes. CHORUS derbytantes! MAYLYN dig your head scrape… MAYLYN you get that from fighting or a monster or something? BUTTERCUP BUTTERCUP forklift. BUTTERCUP dig your skates. MAYLYN yea, we never take ‘em off. MAYLYN we grind on skates… MAYLYN we skateboard MAYLYN …on skates. MAYLYN we even do pottery… MAYLYN ..on skates HAYLYN best work yet! JAYLYN thanks! JAYLYN HAYLYN HAYLYN woo!! JAYLYN woo!! MAYLYN we also play deathball on skates. BUTTERCUP woah! back up! BUTTERCUP what’s deathball? MAYLYN …you should find out! BLOSSOM hey buttercup! who are your friends? BUBBLES do they wanna come scrapbooking, too? BUTTERCUP deeaatthbaaaaall… PRINCESS MORBUCKS hey girls. BLOSSOM princess morbucks? GIRLS CHORUS morrrbucckksss! PRINCESS MORBUCKS i see butterbutt has left you for new friends. BLOSSOM no, she’s just off.. BUBBLES playing deathball!!! BLOSSOM …with some people PRINCESS MORBUCKS well if you need a replacement PRINCESS MORBUCKS i know a stunningly gorgeous redhead with a loads of sass PRINCESS MORBUCKS and gobs of cash… PRINCESS MORBUCKS mic drop! BLOSSOM we don’t need a replacement. BLOSSOM c’mon, BUBBLES BLOSSOM we’ll see buttercup later! PRINCESS MORBUCKS sure you will…. “later”. GIRLS CHORUS later!! BUBBLES where’s buttercup? BUTTERCUP deathbaaaalll!!!! BLOSSOM where’s buttercup? BUBBLES where’s buttercup? BUBBLES i miss buttercup… BUTTERCUP deathball!!! MAYLYN DERBYTANTES DERBYTANTES yeahhhh woooo! buttercup! buttercup! buttercup! BUBBLES buttercup buttercup buttercup! BUTTERCUP hey guys! you see that butt whooping i just gave? BLOSSOM oh yeah… BLOSSOM you did great! BUTTERCUP thanks! so…what’s up? BLOSSOM well, BLOSSOM …we noticed you’ve been hanging around with your new friends a lot and we thought we would come by and bring you some lunch n’ stuff. BUBBLES we brought BUBBLES left over lasagna!! MAYLYN everything chill over here, buttlyn? BLOSSOM uh…buttlyn? BUBBLES BUTTERCUP that’s my new nickname BUTTERCUP everyone in the gang has names the rhyme with “lyn”.. BUTTERCUP this is maylyn. MAYLYN sup. BUTTERCUP jaylyn JAYLYN yo. BUTTERCUP and bobbysuzerae…lyn.. BOBBYSUZERAELYN hi guys!! MAYLYN come on, buttlyn, let’s bolt! BUTTTERCUP see you cats on the flipside! BLOSSOM buttercup wait.. BUBBLES i should have called it death lasagna. BUBBLES we’ve lost our sister, haven’t we? BLOSSOM don’t be silly, Bubbles. BLOSSOM buttercup is just being… BLOSSOM well.. BLOSSOM ..buttercup. BUBBLES i guess… PRINCESS MORBUCKS hey, super gal pals! PRINCESS MORBUCKS looks like there’s an opening now that your sister ditched you. PRINCESS MORBUCKS PRINCESS MORBUCKS ahhh… BLOSSOM she didn’t ditch us! PRINCESS MORBUCKS yes she did! PRINCESS MORBUCKS …and i want to be a powerpuff girl PRINCESS MORBUCKS there is an opening after all.. BUBBLES she does have a point. .. BLOSSOM no, she doesn’t! BLOSSOM Bubbles, she can’t even fly! PRINCESS MORBUCKS powerboots! BLOSSOM big deal! you don’t have any superpowers! PRINCESS MORBUCKS powergloves! BLOSSOM well you don’t even have a costume! PRINCESS MORBUCKS power threads!! PRINCESS MORBUCKS so am i in or what? BLOSSOM just.. BLOSSOM no! BLOSSOM look, buttercup.. BLOSSOM ..is our sister, and we’re a team! she’ll always be there for us!! BLOSSOM no matter what! BLOSSOM hmph!! PRINCESS MORBUCKS oh really? well then let’s find out… MONSTER APP initiate monster attack MONSTER MONSTER APP monster needed. 2.3 miles MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER showtime. MONSTER grrrrrrrrrraaawwwwrrrrr!!! MONSTER fear mee… MONSTER for i am an evil monster! MONSTER feel my wrath citizens of townsville! BLOSSOM trouble! let’s go BUBBLES! BUBBLES but what about buttercup? BLOSSOM she’ll be there!! PRINCESS MORBUCKS well, we’ll see about that!! JAYLYN nom nom nom BUTTERCUP man, this is the most fun i think i’ve ever had. MAYLYN i know, right? BUTTERCUP no thanks to you losers. BOBBYSUZERAELYN aweeessoooooommeee. MONSTER ho! ho! scoundrels! BUTTERCUP whoa no! my sisters need me!! MAYLYN whoa! what’s your hurry buttlyn? we’re about to order some pizzas… and huck’em on the rooves! BUTTERCUP i’ll hang later. duty calls! MAYLYN but the pizza’s will get cold! BUTTERCUP we’ll order more! i gotta go! MAYLYN sorry buttlyn. MAYLYN can’t let you do that BUTTERCUP maylyn! what’dya mean?!?! MAYLYN princess… moneyface or whatever is paying us to keep you away from your sisters. BUTTERCUP moneyface… moneyface… BUTTERCUP morbucks!? MAYLYN yeah, yeah, moneybutt. MAYLYN she paid us to hang out with you. BUTTERCUP so...you’re not really my friends? MAYLYN n-no we are...you’re cool and all, but we need monies for the skates and junk -- MAYLYN you understand right? BUTTERCUP the only thing i understand is that my sisters need me. now get out of my way. BUBBLES where’s buttercup? BLOSSOM she’ll be here any sec… BLOSSOM huh? MONSTER PRINCESS MORBUCKS need someone to lend a hand? PRINCESS MORBUCKS my offer’s still on the very expensive table…. BLOSSOM fine…whatever… BLOSSOM you…want… PRINCESS MORBUCKS i want to be a powerpuff girl!!! BLOSSOM ok…you’re.. BLOSSOM a….power…puff.. BLOSSOM ..girl! PRINCESS MORBUCKS yes!! and soon, i’ll be the only powerpuff girls! PRINCESS MORBUCKS excuse me!!! PRINCESS MORBUCKS i think we’re done here MONSTER APP monstering complete MONSTER that was a four star performance if i ever saw one…you better give me a good rating. MONSTER oh the folly of my ways! BUTTERCUP this is for BLOSSOM! BUTTERCUP this is for BUBBLES! BUTTERCUP this is for me! BUTTERCUP this is also for me! GIRL CHORUS skates… skates… skates… GIRL CHORUS buttercup… buttercup… buttercup… MAYLYN that kid’s alright. BUBBLES BUBBLES buttercup didn’t come… BLOSSOM maybe she -- PRINCESS MORBUCKS PRINCESS MORBUCKS thanks for making me a part of the team, girls… PRINCESS MORBUCKS i got you a little something as a token of my appreciation BUBBLES ooooooh, pretty! BLOSSOM hey! PRINCESS MORBUCKS it’s a necronium diamond. PRINCESS MORBUCKS indestructable.. .muahhahahahaah. because a true superstart – me – knows when it’s time to go solo. PRINCESS MORBUCKS after all, i’m preeeetty much the most beautiful, most talented, most powerful, most – oof!! BUTTERCUP most annoying! BUBBLES buttercup!!! BUBBLES buttercuuuuup!!! BUTTERCUP stand back! PRINCESS MORBUCKS hey girls… PRINCESS MORBUCKS look what i got for my half unbirthday. BUTTERCUP this is going to be too easy -- BUTTERCUP ahh man -- BUTTERCUP PRINCESS MORBUCKS wait, check this out. it came with the suit. BATTLE SUIT you’ll never save your sisters now! PRINCESS MORBUCKS you like that? cause it’s true! MAYLYN yeah, not really true. like, at all. MAYLYN you see, the derbytantes, we protect our sisters. and that includes sisters of sisters. BUTTERCUP i thought you were working for moneypants! why should i trust you? BUTTERCUP yeah, you’re supposed to be working for me!! MAYLYN buttercup earned our respect, you just paid for it. MAYLYN and c’mon, if there’s one thing we’re good at, it’s thrashing stuff. MAYLYN rock and roll ladies! MAYLYN blades up, girls!!! BUTTERCUP anyone for a game of deathball? BUTTERCUP deathball!! PRINCESS MORBUCKS ok, we’ll call it a draw. PRINCESS MORBUCKS ahhhhhhh!!! BUBBLES buttercup!! i thought you were gone forever and ever and ever and ever and ever!!! BUTTERCUP sorry i got so carried away hanging out with the derbytantes. i guess i forgot who my real friends are. BLOSSOM we’re not just friends, we’re sisters. BUBBLES yeah! BUBBLES and we’re sorry we replaced you with morbucks! BUTTERCUP wait, what --- NARRATOR and once again, the day is saved by the powerpuff girls! BUBBLES and deathball!!!!!!