LUKE JEAN ANDRE TAZIR TANG JOHNSON MERCHANT MEDJAY MEDJAY_1 MEDJAY_2 MEDJAY_3 LUKE Bonjour! I’m LUKE, and I have a secret. LUKE Whenever I want, I can travel to whenever I want, far into the distant past! LUKE Here I am in the Cenozoic Era. There’s nothing better than fresh ice from 'The Ice Age'. LUKE How could this be possible? … Gulp… Heh heh… LUKE That’s thanks to… this mysterious elevator. LUKE Walla~ Finally, we’re here~! For today's lunch we will feast on a traditional Spanish….. Huh? LUKE Ungh~ Not jungle food… ALT: I didn’t mean this.. LUKE I wonder what ‘Hola!’ would be in snake… Probably not Cola~!! ALT: Probably not ‘don’t eat me’! LUKE How did I mess up? Wasn’t it latitude 13° by longitude 103°? Ahhh!, How’d I get it wrong? Ugh!!! LUKE I'm sorry, but I'm not on the menu. LUKE Come on! Don’t you have your own favorite food joints? LUKE Work, Work, come on...Please!! LUKE Urgh... Could this get any worse? Come on!!! LUKE Ah, there’s nothing to lose! LUKE wooOOOOAAAAaaaahhhhh….. LUKE Phew~ That was so close. I’m LUKE and I’m a time traveller. I was waiting for your arrival! Now, lets make history together. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JOHNSON Welcome to the Stars hotel, the gathering place of those who love history and relics! LUKE Uncle TAZIR! LUKE Long time, no see! Let me take your luggage. Where did you go this time? TAZIR I was in Egypt. LUKE Wow~ Egypt! That’s one of Earth’s four ancient civilizations. It started around 5,000 B.C., the history and culture there is amazing, and so is the Nile River. Egyptians believed in the afterlife, like resurrection of the soul, an eternal life after living... isn't that fascinating? The Sphinx and Pyramids are proof of this. But~ you know this already. TAZIR Haha~ No LUKE. You know everything. LUKE Meh, I just read the books my Grandfather lends me. Huh? Oh, no...! Leo!!! Stop!!!! Arh-ouch... TAZIR Oh, no...! That bottle was requested specifically by JEAN! LUKE Huh? JEAN?!! NO, Leo, Stop! Bad, bad dog! JEAN Why hello there… LUKE- LUKE Hi, JEAN? You’re looking lovely JEAN That’s not my precious spice all over the ground, is it? LUKE Um oh ha... Ah... That's... LUKE Arrrhhhhhh!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANDRE Ah, Señor, Señorita ~ Enjoy your meal~… JEAN ANDRE, I’m sorry there’s no black cumin... I had planned to garnish the salad of today with it. So thanks for nothing! LUKE It wasn't me. It was Leo~! You gotta believe me, ANDRE!! JEAN Are you kidding me right now? You’re blaming Leo? Aren’t you his owner? LUKE Do you think that glutton ever listens to me? JEAN Well, what are you gonna do now? They don’t sell any Black cumin around here! LUKE SO? I'm going to replace it~! JEAN But it comes from Egypt. How are you ever going to get it from there? ALT : What, are you just gonna hope they send some to you? LUKE How about I just go and get it? Does that work for you? JEAN Ha~! You’re just all talk. You big…jerkface! LUKE What? “Jerkface”? Then you’re a little poopy! JEAN A poopy?! Say that again! ALT: What’d you say?! I didn’t quite hear you. LUKE Poopy! P-O-O-P-Y– Poopy! JEAN Why you...!! LUKE You did say, 'say it again' ~? JEAN OK that’s it - the gloves are off! You’re going down today, buster! ANDRE Oh, My~ LUKE GaarrrRHH!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LUKE Ahhh~ there! Yeah - that’s much better. This is all Leo’s fault for spilling the cumin! She did mention that Black Cumin is from Egypt, Right? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- JEAN LUKE? Hmm… Maybe he went to get the cumin? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MERCHANT Eh?? LUKE As-salamu alaykum! Beautiful day, huh?~ MERCHANT Who are you? LUKE Me? Umm How should I put it… I'm a messenger, sent down by Nut, the goddess of the sky! Huh? LUKE This is black cumin, right? MERCHANT Judging by the way you’re dressed, it’s clearly out of your price range. Now scram, kid~! It’s me!….How do you have something so valuable? LUKE Do we have a deal? Hm? Hm? LUKE Salam~! MERCHANT Hey, good looking! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TANG Ahhh!!! Everybody, out of my way! Move it move it, mooooveee iiiitttt!!!!! LUKE HArrhh!! Hey!! Stop! Thief!!! LUKE Hey! Ouch!! LUKE Oooh, what’s this? Hehe… ACK!! LUKE Wow... he’s as slippery as that snake? Well, then… TANG Arrhh!! Alla! TANG hak hak… Did I lose him? Woah?! LUKE I’ll be taking this back now, thank you! OUCHHH!!! LUKE Arrggggh!! What’s this? It’s the Mask of Tutankhamen, from the 18th Egyptian dynasty. What’s this doing here? It should be found protecting Tutankhamen's mummy safely inside his tomb. TANG Hey, Give to me. LUKE Are you... a Grave Robber? TANG No!! Now give it back!! LUKE Ha! As if~ TANG Wha- what is this? LUKE That is my T-spin. It works just fine as handcuffs as well. Huh? Salamu alaykum~ You’re already here? My grandfather used to say, There's nothing more important than protecting relics. MEDJAY 1 Capture them both! LUKE Both of them..? Who do you mean? The robber and... Who else? TANG Are you calling me a robber, again?? MEDJAY 1 You guys are doomed. If you’re lucky, you’ll be burnt alive! LUKE Bu..Burnt...?!! Seriously? You can’t do that, I'm no grave robber! TANG Whawhawhawhawhat? What’s going on? MEDJAY Arrgh! LUKE Hey, Don't touch that! TANG Excuse me~ LUKE Hey! Stop! TANG If we stop now, then it’s your funeral. LUKE What do you mean, my funeral? You’re the grave robber! TANG Do you think they’d believe that you’re not?? Watch out! MEDJAY 3 Stop right there! TANG I’ll give this back! MEDJAY 1 Omph!!! LUKE We can’t run forever! TANG Just follow me, alright? MEDJAY 1 There they are! TANG Get inside this, and hurry up! MEDJAY 1 That way! LUKE Ungh…. A temporary truce, then. MEDJAY 1 Urgh... Those stealing scarabs! You, come with me, and you guys, search there! MEDJAY Yes, Sir! LUKE What have I done to deserve this? It's all your fault, grave robber! TANG How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not a grave robber! LUKE And why did you throw that relic?!! Do you have the slightest idea how precious the mask of Tutankhamen is? TANG Actually, I do! Surprised? So if you don't want to get involved, untie my hands now! Then go back to where ever you came from. LUKE Oh trust me. I don't want to get mixed up with your problems, either. I just need the bottle of spices I promised JEAN, that's in your- Arrhh!! Ugghh. Why me..? I swear… I’m not the grave robber…