ANDIE CHELSEA COP_ON_PHONE DOCTOR_THOMPSON EVERYONE GIRL HARVEY HENRY JUNE KEVIN LADIES LILY MACK MAN MIKE OLIVER POP_UP REBECCA TROY WIDER WOMAN JUNE Hey crime fans. JUNE It's time for everyone's favorite podcast. JUNE How I Met Your Murderer with Mack Meyer. MACK Well, hello, dear listener. MACK Our story begins on that most fateful of nights MACK in a young person's life. MACK Prom night. MACK For some, prom is the best night of their lives. MACK But the idyllic fantasy is not so for everyone. LILY How could you?! MACK One night can seem perfect, frozen in time. MACK But is it real, MACK or is that just the story that we tell? MACK We think we may know someone, MACK but looks can be deceiving. LILY Just leave me alone! MACK The brutal truth is, MACK that everything, LILY Please, let me go! MACK Love, youth, infatuation? MACK Everything ends. MACK You know, getting in the water helps. ANDIE I can't swim in a straight line. MACK You know, keep your head straight MACK then put your pinkies 11 and one. MACK I promise, that'll help. ANDIE Thanks! ANDIE I am such a big fan of the podcast I love this week's episode on the night stalker. ANDIE I listen to it before bed ANDIE which is not the best idea, but ANDIE you have such a soothing voice. MACK Thank you Mmm. ANDIE Gross ? MACK So it must be good for me MACK You know, I think you're the only real friend I've made MACK since I've moved here. ANDIE Trust takes time, my mom says. ANDIE I know school's not easy ANDIE when you're the weird murder mystery girl. MACK I am that girl! MACK Must be why we're friends. MACK I still have no idea how I ended up MACK with the captain of the football team. MACK How does that compute? ANDIE Oh, right. ANDIE Didn't he go here? ANDIE I think my parents know him. MACK He did. He was even prom king. ANDIE can I come by your studio sometime? MACK You better. ANDIE It's a date. MACK I gotta run. MACK Don't stay up all night listening to crime podcasts. ANDIE I definitely wanna be there for your episode ANDIE on the Blue Ribbon Killer. MACK The what? MACK According to Andie, the Blue Ribbon Killer MACK drowned three women in one summer. MACK It all started the summer after Henry finished high school. JUNE Foul play? MACK And unsolved. JUNE How did we not know about this? JUNE Okay, this is the best thing about you moving here. JUNE Besides the super cush digs. MACK Pretty great, right? JUNE for a house You inherited from your mother-in-law, JUNE it's pretty incredible. MACK I wish I got to know her better. JUNE Yeah. MACK And of course The best reason for The move MACK is more time with Henry. JUNE How could I forget? JUNE No, but seriously, I'm thinking multi part series. JUNE Or your first book. MACK Are you? JUNE Mhmm. MACK Tape first, then talk. MACK And even though his crimes took place MACK over the span of 13 years, MACK it would be more than 32 years later MACK before he was finally charged. MACK And that, dear listener, is our episode MACK on the Golden State Killer. MACK Remember, stay safe and keep your eyes and ears peeled. MACK Lest we forget, Liz Kloepfer, MACK Ted Bundy's ex-girlfriend. MACK Despite all the signs, she ignored her intuition MACK and didn't see what was right in front of her. MACK Look how that ended up. MACK Women, we are smarter than this. MACK So, for any of you murderers listening, MACK this is your warning. MACK We are onto you. MACK Please share your thoughts with me on social media MACK and more importantly, you can share them with me MACK in person at our upcoming live taping. MACK As always, I'm Mack Meyer. MACK June Kim is our fearless producer, MACK and we're signing off. MACK Au revoir. JUNE Oh, wait, wait. MACK What, too uppy? MACK Before we go, I wanna let you all know MACK how much I've been enjoying Pauletto Protein Powder MACK after my workouts. MACK Serves up the protein and electrolytes you need, MACK taste like my husband's gym shorts in a blender. MACK It tastes great. MACK Make sure to use the code "murderer protein" MACK for a 15% discount at checkout. MACK As always, thanks for listening 01:05:33:22 1:16 01:05:35:14 126 MACK to "How I Met You Murderer". MACK Au revoir, and watch your back. JUNE And How exactly would you know JUNE What Henry's shorts taste like? MACK Vivid imagination. MACK So, first recording in the new Clarksville digs. JUNE Yeah, how did it feel? MACK You know, lacks the energy of the city. JUNE Mhmm. MACK But, beats sharing a studio MACK with that Lego rubbing asmr guy. JUNE Oh wait, I forgot to mention. JUNE Did you see the comment board yesterday? MACK No, what's up? JUNE Someone claiming to be related JUNE to a victim of the Lover's Lane psycho JUNE is miffed about what you said. MACK What did I say? JUNE After seeing a picture of Neil Kincaid, JUNE I can see why he was chosen by the killer. JUNE Exquisite bone structure. MACK It was a compliment! MACK And he does have exquisite bone structure. JUNE That's fine, I'll delete it. JUNE We had over 400,000 downloads last month JUNE so your words are bound to ruffle some feathers. MACK No, leave it. MACK Everyone's entitled to their opinion. JUNE Someday your tombstone's gonna read JUNE Was always nice to psychos. MACK One can only hope. JUNE Okay, lets dig deep on this Blue Ribbon thing. JUNE Victim profiles, MOs. JUNE Research and Pad Thai. MACK Oooh. JUNE Yum. MACK I don't know. MACK You know we're halfway through the Bundy segment MACK for the live taping. MACK And I came here to focus on my marriage, MACK not get wrapped up in another story. MACK Blue Ribbon's not going anywhere. Besides, MACK this afternoon, we find out. MACK About the in vitro? JUNE Yes, I'm so sorry I forgot. JUNE Look, don't worry about it. JUNE You got this one, babe. MACK We're both ready for some good news. DOCTOR THOMPSON This doesn't mean all hope is lost. DOCTOR THOMPSON We do have other options to consider. HENRY How is it possible nothing is taking? HENRY We're doing everything you told us to. HENRY We're not eating processed foods, we're exercising, HENRY we're not drinking. DOCTOR THOMPSON Not everyone takes on the first, DOCTOR THOMPSON or even the second time. DOCTOR THOMPSON We have to continue trying. HENRY I'm sorry, I have to take this. HENRY Evelyn, has the deposition been approved? MACK I'm sorry about him. MACK It's a very important case. MACK Please continue. DOCTOR THOMPSON I was just saying, not everyone takes on the first DOCTOR THOMPSON or even the second time. DOCTOR THOMPSON But that should not discourage you DOCTOR THOMPSON from continuing this process. DOCTOR THOMPSON I know how passionate the two of you are DOCTOR THOMPSON and you're very much involved. HENRY Just a talking show. HENRY Hey, I gotta go, okay? HENRY I'll call you back. HENRY Mack! HENRY Mackenzie! HENRY Mackenzie! MACK Do You know How humiliating that was? HENRY Mack, this is my first chance to sit lead chair HENRY with the partners. HENRY You know what this means to me. MACK Are You even disappointed that The in vitro didn't work? HENRY Of course I'm upset. HENRY How can you say that? HENRY I want us to have the life that we've always wanted. MACK How could we have the life that we've always wanted MACK when you're never here? HENRY If I drive back from the city every night, HENRY it's barely three hours of sleep. HENRY We're in the middle of a trial, Mack. HENRY Ugh. MACK Your work wife's calling again. HENRY Yeah, you're really going after Evelyn now? MACK Well You only talk about her MACK every five minutes. HENRY Yeah we only work together. MACK Yeah, that hasn't stopped you before. HENRY I was a different person back then. HENRY I screwed up, okay? HENRY I promise MACK It's not gonna happen again? MACK Yeah, you keep mentioning that. HENRY How many times Do I have to tell You HENRY I'm not sleeping with Evelyn?! MACK Jesus, Henry. MACK I'll walk. MACK And delete. MACK Well, hello again. MACK "You have no idea what it's like MACK to be the family member of a victim? MACK How can you be so cruel and insensitive? MACK You read straight from the internet MACK and your catch phrase is dumb." MACK My catch phrase is not dumb. MACK Au revoir and watch your back. MACK Ah! MACK Oh! OLIVER I didn't mean to scare you. MACK No, not at all. MACK Thank you for your help. OLIVER I'm sorry, but do I know you? MACK I don't think so. MACK I just moved into town. OLIVER No, I definitely have seen you before. MACK Do You happen to have an affinity MACK for true crime podcasts? MACK I do one called "How I Met Your Murderer". OLIVER I love that podcast! OLIVER But wait, I... OLIVER I've seen you taking out the trash. OLIVER I live across the street, I'm Oliver. MACK Mack. OLIVER I had No idea I was living 2:18 OLIVER next to a real famous person, Mack. 01:11:46:18 3:01 01:11:49:19 269 MACK Podcast famous, barely counts. Killer Intervention CCSL v2 9 tc in Dur tc out Continuity/ Camera Action # Character / Dialogue / SFX 01:11:49:19 01:11:50:20 1:01 01:11:50:20 01:11:53:07 270 271 MACK What do you do? OLIVER I'm actually a police officer OLIVER and amateur photographer. MACK What Do You photograph? OLIVER I specialize in portraits, here. OLIVER If you do it right, OLIVER you can capture a glimpse of someone, OLIVER their true selves, and save it. OLIVER Forever. MACK Well these Are terrific. OLIVER Thank you. OLIVER If you ever needed anything for your site OLIVER or promo stuff, it'd be my treat. MACK Thank you. OLIVER I'd love to get my work out there. HENRY Mack. OLIVER Henry. HENRY Oliver. MACK Wait, do you two know each other? OLIVER Henry And I went to high school together. HENRY Yeah, it's been a long time. OLIVER I was So sorry to hear about your mother's passing. OLIVER She was a lovely woman. HENRY Thank you. HENRY She always spoke highly of you. MACK we should have You over for dinner MACK so you two can properly catch up. OLIVER Yeah. OLIVER I'll leave you to it. OLIVER Nice seeing you, by the way. OLIVER And I'll see you on trash day. HENRY Mack. HENRY Mack. HENRY Listen, Mack. HENRY I'm sorry. HENRY Look, what I did back there, HENRY I should not have left you in there. MACK I needed you. HENRY This case has been a big distraction. HENRY I know that's not fair to you. HENRY You're my world, Mack. HENRY I wanna build a future and a family HENRY here with you. MACK I want all those things too. MACK I love you, you know that? HENRY I Love You too. HENRY Oliver? HENRY I barely know the guy. MACK Didn't you grow up across the street from each other? HENRY we took swim lessons when we were kids HENRY but he was better friends with my mom HENRY than he was with me. MACK Hmm, he seems nice. MACK Kind of funny even. HENRY Maybe we were friends for a bit. HENRY After his parents split he got weird. HENRY I barely ever saw him. HENRY He was always by himself. MACK I'm thinking of asking Oliver to help with the podcast. HENRY What could Oliver possibly have to offer? MACK A lot, actually. MACK I mean, I need a police officer's perspective. HENRY on what? MACK The Blue Ribbon Killer. MACK How come you never mentioned the murders? HENRY Ah, dammit! MACK Are you okay? HENRY Yeah. HENRY I'm fine. MACK What do you remember about that time? HENRY Nothing. HENRY I was away at college. MACK See, all the more reason to ask Oliver. MACK He might have access to case files. HENRY Mack, I don't want you digging into this. MACK Why not? HENRY Because, I mean, it was a social trauma. HENRY I'm sure those people want to forget. MACK But What If I can help? MACK Oh, I know. MACK You're jealous. HENRY What? MACK Mhmm. HENRY Okay. HENRY I am not jealous of Oliver Turner. HENRY You know, maybe instead of turning over all the rocks, HENRY maybe you just wanna let it be. MACK Ooh, Henry, you do realize MACK you've made it sound even more appealing. MACK I love you. MACK You better always be here. HENRY Ooh. HENRY I like this bossy Mackenzie. HENRY Do you? HENRY I'll be back tomorrow. MACK have a good day at work. HENRY All right, love you. MACK Love you. MACK Bye. HENRY Bye. MACK What the? MACK Who is this guy? MACK DejaVu49, take a look at the person MACK you're married to? MACK I mean, are they implying that I am married MACK to a serial killer? JUNE I mean, I wish Henry was that interesting. JUNE No offense. MACK It's probably nothing. MACK Ooh, oh. JUNE Fertility drugs still make you dizzy? MACK Third time's the charm. MACK Oh, and I have news. MACK I am officially doing a deep dive MACK into the Blue Ribbon Killer. JUNE That's my girl! MACK It's too good to pass up. MACK Okay, here are the details. MACK The victims were all female, brunette, MACK 18 to 23, all found missing jewelry, and wearing, JUNE Blue ribbons? MACK Exactly. MACK Oh, you know Henry's mom was a hoarder. MACK You know maybe I can dig through her newspapers MACK before tossing them. MACK There might be some information. JUNE Oh shoot, I gotta go. JUNE Big date tonight. MACK have fun. MACK And be careful. JUNE Feel free to check my location later JUNE just in case, you know, JUNE it's in a ditch or something. MACK That's comforting. MACK Bye. Henry? MACK Hello? MACK Henry? MACK What? OLIVER I was outside, I heard a scream. OLIVER Is everything okay? MACK Someone threw something through The upstairs window. OLIVER Stay here. OLIVER Whoever it was must have ran off. OLIVER I'll call it in. MACK Prom queen killer? MACK What is that supposed to mean? OLIVER come on. OLIVER We can wait at my house. MACK Thanks for talking to The officers. OLIVER of course. OLIVER It's kind of what I do. MACK Also, swim champion. MACK Very impressive, Officer Turner. OLIVER Yeah, I mean it's not running down the field OLIVER with a thundering crowd, but I like it. OLIVER It's where I feel at peace. MACK me too. MACK So, you went to high school with Henry. MACK Did you know Lily Brooks? OLIVER The town's greatest tragedy. MACK What happened? OLIVER Henry didn't tell you? OLIVER She had an accident on prom night. OLIVER Drowned in the high school pool. MACK Oh my god. MACK I do laps there. OLIVER Yeah, me too. MACK The Prom queen Killer. MACK Do people think Henry killed her? OLIVER No. OLIVER Sorry, I feel weird talking about it with you. OLIVER Maybe Henry should explain. MACK Henry's not really the sharing type. OLIVER I mean, people had their theories, OLIVER and yes, there was a time when Henry OLIVER was the prime suspect, but in the end, OLIVER it was ruled an accident. MACK But obviously some people think it was him MACK and now we're back and, OLIVER Maybe it's hard for people to accept. OLIVER Listen, me and Henry ran in completely different crowds OLIVER but I never thought he was capable of, OLIVER Henry! HENRY Hey. HENRY Are you okay? HENRY Are you hurt? MACK I'm fine. MACK The police, Oliver, MACK I think it was a one off prank. MACK Thank, man. MACK I'm glad you were there. OLIVER of course. OLIVER If you guys need anything, just let me know. HENRY Come on, let's get you home. HENRY What are you doing? MACK How come You never told me about Lily Brooks MACK in the five years we've been together? HENRY when is a good time to bring up HENRY your dead high school girlfriend? HENRY Where did you find this? MACK Henry. MACK This is a major detail of your life MACK that you neglected to share! MACK Come on, you can talk to me. HENRY She disappeared during prom. HENRY Hit her head and drowned in the pool. HENRY End of story. MACK And yet the town thinks that- HENRY People are cruel, Mack. HENRY God. HENRY You know, I thought I had stayed away long enough HENRY for people to move past it, but... HENRY Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. HENRY It's not something I particularly like rehashing. MACK You wanna talk about it? HENRY There's nothing to talk about. HENRY It was a tragic accident. HENRY Come to bed. MACK I'll be up in a sec. MACK Good morning, Andie. MACK Andie? ANDIE My mom doesn't want me talking to you anymore. ANDIE I can talk when she's gone. ANDIE Sorry about earlier. MACK What's going on? ANDIE my parents can be really strict ANDIE and they said something about your husband. MACK I see. ANDIE I still wanna be friends, but ANDIE I don't wanna lie to my mom. MACK It's all right, Andie. MACK You have nothing to be sorry for. MACK Now go work on that backstroke. ANDIE See ya. MACK See ya. MACK I found a ton of stuff on the Blue Ribbon Killer MACK from back then. MACK Check this out. MACK Victim one, Cecilia Harkins, 19. MACK Two, Angelica Masters, 17. JUNE She was even on The swim team. MACK And third, Brianna Park. MACK Weird. MACK Have you seen that photo of us? MACK I swear I put it up. JUNE So Henry might have killed his high school sweetheart? MACK No. MACK No, that was an accident. MACK Henry obviously had nothing to do with it. MACK Wait. JUNE Please And Thank you? MACK Wait, wait, look at this. MACK Brunette, MACK young, MACK drowning. MACK What if Lily Brooks was the first victim MACK of the Blue Ribbon Killer? JUNE Mack, are you feeling okay? MACK Exactly. MACK I feel it. MACK Lily fits the profile and the method. MACK This was an outside killer. MACK Henry had nothing to do with it. JUNE Okay, Mack, all these murders happened months later JUNE and all in close succession. MACK The first doesn't always fit the pattern MACK because it creates the pattern. MACK June, my spidey sense is tingling off the charts. MACK If we can prove that Lily's death MACK was connected to this serial killer, MACK we can clear Henry's name. JUNE not to mention bring some much needed closure JUNE to these poor people? MACK Yes, of course that. MACK Come on. MACK We need to go see my neighbor. JUNE Is he cute? JUNE Who is this? MACK He went to high school with Henry MACK and he's a cop. OLIVER Well, hello. JUNE Well hello to You too. MACK Oliver, this is my podcast producer June. JUNE Oh, the pleasure's all mine. MACK We might have a lead on the Blue Ribbon Killer. OLIVER Oh? MACK is it possible that Lily Brooks was connected MACK to the Blue Ribbon Killer? OLIVER Interesting theory. OLIVER Let me ask around the precinct, OLIVER see what I can find out. MACK Thank you. MACK We're also looking into Lily, MACK if you remember anything. OLIVER I only knew her from a distance, but OLIVER her cousin Chelsea Brooks still lives in town. OLIVER They were pretty close. MACK Perfect, thanks. JUNE Yup, we can't thank you enough, Officer. JUNE And you should come to our live taping. OLIVER I would Love to. JUNE Great. JUNE If you give me your info I can email you a ticket. MACK Great. JUNE Great. OLIVER See You then. JUNE Bye. POP UP I have a date for your bday dinner!! MACK Great! Who? JUNE Your hot cop neighbor! MACK Way to work quick! Can't wait. MACK Why would you do that? MACK did You move my hormones? HENRY Nope. MACK Oliver And June Are coming MACK to my birthday dinner together. MACK You do realize that my birthday dinner's MACK on Friday, right? MACK I had a breakthrough today. This gets his attention. MACK On the piece I'm doing on the Blue Ribbon Killer? HENRY what? MACK The Blue Ribbon Killer. MACK Might even make it a feature for the live taping. HENRY No, you're not. MACK Henry, if Lily is related to this MACK then I can clear your name. HENRY Please? MACK But don't you think it's strange that all of these women MACK were drowned and HENRY Maybe you should HENRY take a break from the podcast. MACK Excuse me? HENRY Your wild ideas aren't gonna bring anyone HENRY back from the dead. HENRY It's just for cheap entertainment. HENRY Look. HENRY I have a big day tomorrow. HENRY Please, can we just get some sleep? MACK Cheap entertainment. MACK Tell that to Michelle McNamara. MACK Thanks so much for catching that serial killer MACK no one else could find. MACK Mmm, gotcha. MACK Thanks for meeting us, Chelsea. JUNE Can we record this? CHELSEA Fine. Mack is quiet. CHELSEA Can't believe I'm sitting across CHELSEA from the woman that married Henry Meyer. MACK Thanks for your help. MACK We really wanted to make sure MACK that all of Lily's story gets told. CHELSEA Well be sure to include The part CHELSEA where your husband broke her heart. CHELSEA Prom night, she told me she was gonna end it. CHELSEA Now I know what she meant. MACK What Do You mean? CHELSEA The truth needs to come out. CHELSEA That is the only reason I'm talking to you. CHELSEA Henry killed her. CHELSEA Lily committed suicide because of him. JUNE Suicide? JUNE But the newspapers CHELSEA were wrong. CHELSEA Her parents didn't want anyone knowing CHELSEA that she was on antidepressants for months. CHELSEA Maybe because her hotshot boyfriend CHELSEA couldn't stay faithful to her. CHELSEA Prom night, she took a handful of pills CHELSEA and went for a swim. MACK So much for my intuition. JUNE Do You think Henry knows it was a suicide? MACK It's probably why he doesn't want to talk about it. MACK He's changed, okay? JUNE I didn't say anything. MACK Sorry. MACK Don't worry about it. MACK Well maybe Henry's right. MACK I should take a break from all this. JUNE Um, no. JUNE Downloads are up 15k this week JUNE and the live taping is sold out. JUNE Look, we need to give the people what they want. JUNE And what they want is you and murder. JUNE Beautiful. MACK Ow. MACK Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. MACK Man. MACK Ah, ow. HENRY Hey, this is Henry Meyer. HENRY Leave me a message. MACK Hey, just checking in. MACK Hope the case is going well. MACK I love you. MACK Hey guys, I'm here in gorgeous Clarksville. MACK I just wanted to do a little teaser MACK for the upcoming live taping. MACK Now I am in the midst of a deep dive MACK into the Blue Ribbon Killer. MACK The victims were all young women and all drowned. MACK Do you guys ever just have a day MACK where you feel a little crazy? MACK Like the truth should be one thing MACK but instead it's something completely MACK Really needed this love right now, guys. MACK Thank you, super excited to see all of you MACK at the live taping. MACK Well, a happy birthday to me. HENRY Boo! MACK Oh my god! HENRY Happy birthday. HENRY Oh, what, you thought I forgot? MACK Maybe. HENRY Happy birthday. HENRY Make a wish. HENRY Oh. LADIES Cheese! JUNE So Oliver, how long have you been a cop? OLIVER I joined The force about eight years ago. OLIVER My father was a police officer OLIVER and his father and his father and his father. HENRY Quite The alpha. HENRY I never knew. OLIVER If I can intervene in a crisis or right a wrong, OLIVER there's no higher calling. OLIVER But I don't serve in Clarksville. OLIVER My father's jurisdiction isn't far. OLIVER I mostly lived there after my parents split. MACK Hmm, it must have been hard. MACK My parents broke up when I was eight. OLIVER So June, how long have you been working OLIVER as a producer? JUNE I was actually in publishing full time JUNE until last year. JUNE And then the show started taking off. MACK June's creative direction MACK really made the show what it was. JUNE Oh, stop. JUNE I couldn't get this one to write her bestselling trilogy JUNE so this was the next best thing. MACK Well, why make anything up when MACK the real thing is better than the story? OLIVER Oh, let me help you with that. MACK Oh, no, no, no, we got it, sit. OLIVER Do You like to travel? JUNE Oh my god, I love it. JUNE Last year I went to Johannesburg, Austria, JUNE Costa Rica and Vietnam. OLIVER Wow. OLIVER The furthest I've been is across the border. JUNE It's not for everyone. JUNE I just get kind of antsy when I stay in one place JUNE for too long. JUNE You know what I mean? OLIVER I like it here. OLIVER Nice people, great place to raise a family. JUNE Oh, kids are definitely not in the cards for me. JUNE Zero maternal vibe. OLIVER I was thinking of getting a dog. JUNE I'm allergic. JUNE Mack, I was definitely thinking of a couple JUNE different ideas for our new, HENRY Hey. HENRY Never really thanked you for looking out for my mom and HENRY I know it meant a lot to her. OLIVER it was my pleasure. OLIVER She was a wonderful woman. OLIVER She was really proud of you. OLIVER I love what you've done with the place. HENRY Yeah. HENRY Yeah, I love this house. HENRY Pulled me back. HENRY I can't take the credit. HENRY It's all Mack. MACK Yes, thank you very much. MACK And, found a couple of gems. JUNE Oh my god, Mack, those are gorgeous. JUNE Are those from Henry? MACK Well, Henry gave me a great surprise this morning MACK but these are from Henry's mother. JUNE Aw, those are so cute. JUNE I mean it, you HENRY Take 'em off. MACK What, I... HENRY Mack, take 'em off, now! MACK You really embarrassed me tonight. HENRY sorry. HENRY I just think don't think HENRY you should have put those earrings on. MACK They're not your mother's. MACK Whose are they? MACK Oh my god, are these Evelyn's? HENRY How many times Do I have to tell You HENRY I am not sleeping with Evelyn? MACK Get out! MACK I don't even wanna be near you right now. HENRY Ah, you, I can explain. HENRY Just, I need time! MACK What does that even mean? HENRY Grr! HENRY Please, can we please stop? HENRY I have to be at court first thing. MACK You're unbelievable. HENRY You know, I'll sleep on the couch. HENRY Ugh. MACK What? MACK Hey. MACK Thanks again for coming the other night. OLIVER Sure. OLIVER It was fun. MACK Yeah. MACK So. MACK Where do you go so late at night? OLIVER How long have You been waiting to ask me that? OLIVER Get in, I'll show you. MACK Really? OLIVER Yeah. MACK You have the keys to the school? OLIVER Perks of being an officer of the law. MACK Wow. OLIVER I Get permission to come up here OLIVER whenever I want. OLIVER Usually after a late swim, OLIVER this is my place to get away. MACK from what? HENRY All the noise. HENRY It's peaceful. HENRY Hang on. MACK Oh. MACK Oh, I can't. OLIVER come on. MACK Well, Henry and I, we're trying to, MACK you know what, maybe just a splash. OLIVER Yeah? MACK Oh, oh that's enough. MACK Oh, it smells so good. MACK So, how are things going with June? OLIVER She's a great person OLIVER but she's not the one. MACK The one? MACK I didn't know you were such a romantic. MACK You really believe in that? OLIVER of course. OLIVER None of us are perfect, let's be honest, OLIVER but there's someone out there that's perfect for us. OLIVER I bet you spent a lot of time alone as a kid OLIVER wondering if any of it was real. OLIVER It can be, Mack. MACK What is real anyway? OLIVER Trouble on The Meyer household? MACK This move. MACK It hasn't been easy. MACK But it's nice to have an outside ear. MACK Thank you for listening. OLIVER Anytime. MACK So, any leads on the broken window? OLIVER we think it could possibly be linked OLIVER to those messages that you're getting online. OLIVER Or just some kid. MACK Henry's not very popular around here. OLIVER Mack. OLIVER I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you. OLIVER If you need anything, you just let me know. MACK The first victim for a serial killer sets The pattern. MACK Often triggered by a very specific event, MACK a crime of passion. MACK When Dennis Rader, the btk Strangler MACK resurfaced after more than a decade, MACK he followed the same pattern MACK which eventually led to his arrest. MACK Later crimes may be precise and calculating MACK but always linked to the same passion MACK that started it all. MACK Like a first love? MACK Huh. CHELSEA Hi, Miss Brook CHELSEA Great, now the wife MACK I'm sorry? CHELSEA Henry? CHELSEA He just left. MACK What did He want? CHELSEA for me to Stay away from you. CHELSEA Like I owe Henry Meyer a damn thing. CHELSEA But men just want what they want CHELSEA when they want it, right? MACK I better. MACK Oh, right. MACK I wanted to ask, MACK did Lily have any other boyfriends or suitors? CHELSEA Just Henry. CHELSEA But after you came by CHELSEA I did pull everything I had from back then. CHELSEA You're welcome to take a look for yourself. CHELSEA Maybe you coming here actually did help. CHELSEA And she can finally find some peace. CHELSEA You really remind me so much of her. CHELSEA That's from Henry. MACK "Lily, every time I read this I think of you. MACK Hither, hither, love." MACK Huh, that's not Henry's handwriting. What are these? CHELSEA Lily's favorite earrings. CHELSEA A gift from Henry, I think. CHELSEA She never took 'em off. CHELSEA That was one thing that always struck me as odd. CHELSEA She wasn't wearing them when they found her. MACK What, oh. CHELSEA Careful, please. MACK Do You mind If I Take a picture of this? CHELSEA be my guest. MACK Thank You So much. MACK I have to go. CHELSEA Argh! CHELSEA Ugh. HENRY What Are You doing? MACK Henry. MACK What are you doing back? HENRY Came home early. HENRY Surprise. HENRY Listen. HENRY Now we can finally talk. MACK Where were you? MACK Just now? HENRY Nowhere. HENRY Mack, what's going on? HENRY What's in your hand? HENRY Mack, what is in your hand? MACK Why do you have Lily's earrings? MACK You were there when she died, MACK weren't you? HENRY How did you get MACK did You kill Lily? HENRY Mack, do you hear yourself?! HENRY God, I mean your head, HENRY you go to these crazy dark places! HENRY I mean, like, how could you think that- MACK Why Do You have these? HENRY You wanna talk about Lily? HENRY Fine! HENRY You know, I gave her those HENRY when we were together. HENRY And she gave them back the night of prom HENRY when she broke up with me. MACK And You kept them with You This whole MACK time? HENRY Yes! HENRY Because I feel responsible. HENRY You know, I don't like to talk about Lily, because, HENRY I was awful. HENRY Look what happened. HENRY You know, when she died, HENRY I hated myself! HENRY I went off to college. HENRY I even abandoned my mom because of it. HENRY But I don't wanna live like this. HENRY I want to start fresh with you. MACK How am I Just learning all these major things MACK about your life? MACK I feel like I hardly know you. HENRY And then I Do The exact same thing to you HENRY that I did to her. MACK Henry. HENRY I'm not the perfect husband, Mack. HENRY But I love you with all my heart. HENRY I just don't wanna lose you. (sobbing) MACK Good luck with the case. HENRY Thanks. HENRY See you in a couple days. MACK Ted Bundy's girlfriend. MACK What was she supposed to do? MACK I mean, he works late, and maybe MACK she discovered some weird things about him. MACK You know, but aren't we all a little weird? MACK I mean there's the car, the name, MACK and then the police sketch. MACK I mean now, there is real proof. MACK I mean she tells herself it's nothing MACK but you know, we see what we wanna see. MACK Before then it's just like, sure MACK maybe there's just some weird dead high school girlfriend MACK that you've never heard of JUNE Mack. MACK what? JUNE That last part didn't happen. MACK What Do You mean? JUNE The dead ex-girlfriend part? JUNE That's Henry. MACK Sorry. MACK Let's just pick it up right before then. JUNE You know what, let's take a break. MACK Sorry. MACK I haven't been sleeping lately. JUNE Well You better rest up for The live taping. MACK Oh, right. JUNE Did you forget? MACK Remember those earrings I was wearing on my birthday? JUNE Henry's mother's? MACK not Exactly. JUNE Dude, what the MACK I know. JUNE Wasn't this the night Lily died? MACK He had an explanation, but MACK I know I caught him in a lie. MACK You know, for a moment, I thought MACK Henry could actually be... JUNE What? MACK The Blue Ribbon Killer. JUNE Mack, that is insane. MACK June. MACK What have we learned from the stories? MACK I mean, serial killers are charming. MACK They seem like good guys. MACK Think about it. MACK Lily threatens to break up with him. MACK Then he kills her in a crime of passion. MACK Then he goes on a rampage. MACK I mean the details of the murders MACK are the same as Lily's death. MACK I mean what if coming back here triggers him MACK and then it starts again? MACK Then I'm just the dumb wife MACK who didn't see it coming! JUNE Calm down. JUNE You are just overwhelmed JUNE with the move, the in vitro. JUNE And you have an internet stalker, for Christ sakes. JUNE But Henry did not kill Lily, JUNE and he most certainly is not JUNE the Blue Ribbon Killer, you just, MACK I Just what? JUNE You just don't trust your husband. JUNE And you're twisting it into this, JUNE this impossible fantasy so you don't have to deal JUNE with what's really going on. MACK I'm just trying to be honest. JUNE Be honest with yourself! JUNE Did you really forgive Henry for sleeping with that girl? MACK What does that have to Do with it? JUNE You guys moved back here JUNE to play happy family in the perfect house JUNE when you have rotten beams JUNE all up in your foundation. JUNE And while your work happens to be JUNE both of our meal tickets, JUNE you hide behind it just as much as you accuse Henry JUNE of hiding behind his. JUNE Try facing your problems instead of just JUNE covering them up with a baby! JUNE Sorry. JUNE That was, JUNE a little more brutal than JUNE brutal honesty required. MACK No, you're right. MACK I'm sorry. MACK I've been really self-absorbed lately. JUNE Don't worry. JUNE Tonight's gonna be great. MACK You sure about that? JUNE Buck up, cowgirl. JUNE Your public awaits. MACK Au revoir, and watch your back. JUNE Au revoir, and watch your back. WOMAN Hi. JUNE Oh my god, I love your shirt. GIRL Thank you. GIRL I love "How I Met Your Murderer". GIRL My question is, how did you come up GIRL with your tagline? MACK Oh. MACK You know I just thought that au revoir MACK was just the coolest, MACK most crushing way to say goodbye. 02:16 MACK You know, it has that certain je ne sais quoi. MACK And watch your back, well, it's just good advice. GIRL Is it true you're working on a story GIRL about the Blue Ribbon Killer? MACK Maybe. GIRL Oh, thank you! KEVIN My name's Kevin. MACK Hi, Kevin. KEVIN Hi, I love your work. KEVIN You spend so much time thinking KEVIN and discussing murders. KEVIN Are you able to sleep at night KEVIN or are you just up 24/7? MACK Oh, you know I try to focus on what's real. MACK You can't just let your mind MACK spiral out of control now, can you? KEVIN So when is your book coming out? KEVIN I would buy copies for my whole family. MACK Oh. MACK Yeah, well we've talked about a book. MACK I think maybe I'll get something in the work. MACK Too many happening. JUNE Thank you, Kevin. KEVIN Thanks so much. MACK Goodbye. KEVIN Thank you. MACK Bye. JUNE Thanks, Kevin. REBECCA Hi. REBECCA My name is Rebecca. MACK Hi, Rebecca. REBECCA I'm from Burlington. REBECCA I just wanted to say as a member of REBECCA this community my whole life REBECCA that I speak for myself and others REBECCA when I say that we don't appreciate you REBECCA prancing into our town REBECCA and making a mockery out of our tragic history. REBECCA Many of us are friends of, REBECCA or related to the victims REBECCA that you're using as entertainment. MACK Rebecca, MACK it was never my intention REBECCA You should be REBECCA ashamed of yourself. JUNE Okay, thank you so much for coming. JUNE That's all the time we have. JUNE Thank you so much. OLIVER that was OLIVER great MACK A total disaster? OLIVER No! OLIVER The fans love you. OLIVER Well, most of them. OLIVER Henry couldn't make it? MACK He's busy, you know. TROY Mack Meyer? MACK Yeah, that's me. OLIVER See? OLIVER Here, here, I'll put this in the car. TROY Thank you. TROY I'm Troy Kincaid. MACK Hey Troy, thanks for coming tonight. TROY You don't even recognize my name, do you? MACK Oh, I'm sorry, I don't. MACK Should I? TROY Neil Kincaid was my little brother. TROY He was a victim of a madman! TROY You just keep drudging it up. TROY Why can't you let him rest in peace? MACK Wait, you sent me those messages? TROY And the way you talked about him on your show? MACK Troy. TROY It's just cruel! TROY I read about you too, Mack Meyer. TROY Married to the Prom Queen Killer! MACK Troy, I am so sorry about your brother MACK but I can't change OLIVER Drop the knife. OLIVER Drop the knife, buddy. OLIVER Drop the knife and stay calm. OLIVER No one has to get hurt. MACK Oh my god! MACK No! MACK Oliver! MACK Stop! OLIVER Mack? OLIVER Stop! MACK Oliver! MACK Are you okay? MACK Are you sure you don't need to go to the hospital? OLIVER No. OLIVER It's just a graze. MACK Oliver, if you hadn't been there. OLIVER But I was. Killer Intervention CCSL v2 34 tc in Dur tc out Continuity/ Camera Action # Character / Dialogue / SFX 02:03:37:10 02:03:42:09 02:03:44:05 02:03:48:03 02:08 02:03:39:18 02:03:43:05 02:03:45:07 02:03:49:20 1238 1239 1240 1241 OLIVER I told you, I won't let anything bad happen to you. OLIVER Hey. OLIVER You're gonna be okay. MACK I should be saying that to you. MACK We need to get you to a first aid kit. OLIVER got One in my house. OLIVER Sure you're okay? MACK what? MACK Yeah, not a scratch. OLIVER You know What I mean. OLIVER Leaving? MACK Yeah. MACK Just a lot to do today. OLIVER Don't do that, don't pull away. OLIVER I'm right here. MACK Oliver. MACK I just need some time to think. OLIVER He's cheating on you. MACK Excuse me? OLIVER I followed Henry The other day. OLIVER He was with a blonde. OLIVER Think he called her Evelyn. OLIVER They were at a hotel. MACK I need to go. OLIVER Don't you believe me? MACK I don't know what to believe, Oliver. MACK I just need to go. JUNE I'm not home. Boring date, but won't be long. * MACK see you soon. JUNE Sorry, sorry about that. JUNE What were you saying? HARVEY Oh. HARVEY I was talking about how I'm fermenting my own pickles. HARVEY In a salt water and lactic acid brine. HARVEY But the part you really have to look out for though HARVEY is the CO2. HARVEY The whole thing could go boom! JUNE I'm sorry, can you excuse me for a moment? HARVEY Yeah, sure, yeah. HARVEY When you get back I'll talk to you about pickled succotash. JUNE Great! HARVEY You're gonna wanna hear it. MACK Oh no. MACK Cecilia Harkins. MACK Angelica Masters MACK Brianna Park. MACK Dammit. MACK Come on, come on. JUNE Hey, it's June, you missed me. OLIVER Hey, you. MACK Where Are you? OLIVER At the school, just went for a swim. OLIVER What's wrong? OLIVER Are you okay? MACK No. MACK I found something. MACK It's Henry, and I, OLIVER Come to the school, Mack. OLIVER Everything's gonna be okay. MACK Oh my god, Henry! MACK What are you doing here? HENRY I lied to you. HENRY And I came back because this has to come out. JUNE Hey! JUNE I called the cops. JUNE I know where you work now, buddy, they're on the way. TROY Whoah, take it easy! TROY Oh, I recognize you from the other day. JUNE Yeah. MAN Look, you don't understand. HENRY I've been going back to the beginning. MACK I have to go, June's HENRY No! HENRY We can't run from this anymore. HENRY What is that? MACK I know what you did, Henry. HENRY Mack, listen to me. MACK Oh, phone, shoot! HENRY Mack! HENRY Mack! HENRY Mack, Mack! HENRY What are you doing?! HENRY oh my god, Oliver! OLIVER It's okay. OLIVER It's okay, I'm here. JUNE That guy you cut up, he's a police officer JUNE and that's a felony. MAN that guy? MAN He's not a cop. JUNE Save it for The judge. MIKE No, hey. MIKE Seriously. MIKE That guy paid me to attack that lady MIKE so he can jump in and save the day. JUNE You're not Troy Kincaid? MIKE Mike. MIKE Listen, your friend was never in any danger. MIKE I swear. MIKE It was all rehearsed. MIKE But if I were you, MIKE I would tell her to stay away from that guy. MIKE He's a weirdo, MIKE like there's seriously something wrong with him. JUNE Oh No. MACK It's Henry. MACK He killed Lily and all of those other women. MACK God, and how could I have been so stupid? OLIVER It's okay. OLIVER Hey this is Officer Turner. OLIVER We have a 1091 in progress. OLIVER Henry Meyer. OLIVER I'm at the high school. OLIVER Copy. OLIVER Okay, okay, squad cars are headed here and to your house. OLIVER It'll be okay, okay? MACK Mhmm. OLIVER I hate to say it, OLIVER you're right. OLIVER Henry's a plague to the women in his life. OLIVER Hey, breathe, you're safe now. OLIVER Does he know you're here? MACK No. MACK Wait, yes. MACK My cellphone. MACK I told June that I was coming here. OLIVER Stay here, okay? OLIVER Don't move. MACK what? What is going on?! MAN Is everything okay, JUNE No. MAN Clarksville Police Department. JUNE Hi, I need to talk to Officer Oliver Turner, JUNE it's an emergency. COP ON PHONE Turner. COP ON PHONE Do you know what department he works in? JUNE No, sorry. JUNE Wait, actually he's based in a different jurisdiction JUNE not far away. COP ON PHONE We have records of the entire state but there's no one by that name. Would you like us to check the, JUNE Oh my god, Mack. Pick up, pick up. MACK Hey, it's Mack. MACK Leave me a message. JUNE Sorry, I have to go. MACK Hither, hither, love? CHELSEA That's from Henry. CHELSEA It doesn't look like his handwriting. OLIVER It's fine, I took care of him. OLIVER You're shaking. MACK What Do You mean You took care of him, Oliver? OLIVER Henry's not a good person, Mack. OLIVER You're better off now. OLIVER You remind me so much of her. MACK Who? OLIVER Lily. MACK Oliver. MACK What did you do to Lily? OLIVER The curse of Henry Meyer! OLIVER Even the most perfect girl, OLIVER a bad man can make ugly and cruel. OLIVER I just couldn't let that happen. MACK What about The others? MACK Cecilia, Angelica? OLIVER Brianna Park? OLIVER Why do so many men think OLIVER they can get away with whatever they want, Mack? OLIVER With no consequences? OLIVER And you're better off now, Mack. OLIVER Trust me. OLIVER He won't hurt OLIVER Mack! OLIVER You know we belong together, Mack! OLIVER I know you felt it last night! OLIVER Don't pretend it's not true. MACK No, no! MACK No, no, no, help, help! LILY How could you?! LILY It's over. LILY Just go, Henry. LILY Please, just go. OLIVER Lily. LILY Oliver? OLIVER You're too good for him. OLIVER This is our chance! OLIVER I know you felt it, Lily. OLIVER Don't pretend it's not true. OLIVER You loved that lying cheater OLIVER and you won't even give me a chance?! LILY Oliver, please, just stop! LILY Please! LILY Let me go! OLIVER hello there. OLIVER You feeling okay? OLIVER They say it can cause some dehydration. OLIVER Lucky you, there's plenty of water. MACK Oliver, where am I? MACK Oliver! OLIVER Shh! OLIVER I'm sorry about this. OLIVER I have a surprise for you. MACK Oliver, wait! MACK Tell me your story. MACK About the girls. OLIVER Why drudge up The past? MACK This is What I do. MACK Please. OLIVER Remember The rooftop? MACK You talked about The one. OLIVER He's got good taste, I'll give him that. OLIVER These stupid girls cling on bad men. OLIVER By the time I got there, they were, OLIVER they were ruined. MACK So what, you killed them and framed Henry? OLIVER Oh, come on, Mack! OLIVER Don't pretend he's not guilty. OLIVER You saw it. OLIVER All you needed was a little nudge. OLIVER We see what we wanna see. OLIVER Isn't that right, Mack? OLIVER And now, for that surprise. OLIVER Here comes justice! MACK Henry! OLIVER Not such a big man now, are we? OLIVER How does it feel OLIVER knowing I can take anything from you? MACK Oliver, what are you doing? OLIVER Henry here's not worth you. OLIVER Or Lily, or any of them! OLIVER How does it feel, huh? OLIVER How does it feel OLIVER knowing everything you have I can have? OLIVER I could kill her right in front of you OLIVER if I wanted. MACK No. MACK Oliver, get away from me. OLIVER You didn't tell me to get away last night. OLIVER You hear that, big guy, huh? OLIVER She chose me. OLIVER Come here, baby, mmmm. OLIVER We're only moments away from our happy ending, Lily. MACK That's not my name. OLIVER Shut up! OLIVER Shut up! OLIVER You don't even know what's good for you. OLIVER And you, this is long overdue! OLIVER Soon you're gonna thank me. MACK Oliver! MACK Get away from him. OLIVER Shut up! OLIVER Get back here, come here, come here! OLIVER Come here! OLIVER Got you! MACK Au revoir. JUNE Mack! JUNE Are you okay? JUNE I was so worried. HENRY Mack! MACK Henry. MACK I'm so glad you're okay. HENRY I know. HENRY I'm sorry. HENRY I'm so sorry. JUNE I think they need to get him in the ambulance. HENRY I love you. MACK I'm gonna need a lot of therapy MACK after this, aren't I? JUNE I'd say highly likely. JUNE Did you really meet a murderer? JUNE You know, that's just the name of the podcast, right? JUNE It's a joke, like JUNE you're not supposed to meet. MACK June, please. MACK In the end, the Blue Ribbon Killer MACK was revealed to be Oliver Turner. MACK A dark, twisted man who let his hate MACK and delusions consume him. MACK He seemed so normal is the common refrain. MACK But is that real MACK or is it just a blue ribbon? MACK The people who come into your life can change you. MACK But I think I speak for all of us when I say MACK I think this is one murderer WIDER Now the office is filled with neighborly offerings - baked pies, Tupperware containers with brightly colored notes. MACK we wish we'd never met. MACK I really can't thank all of you enough MACK for your support. MACK This podcast saved me, literally. MACK And I guess, while the story is sensational, MACK what matters most are the people around you. MACK Do me a favor, hold them close MACK and don't let a little thing like murder MACK get between you. MACK As always, thanks for listening MACK to "How I Met Your Murderer". MACK I'm Mack Meyer, June Kim's our fearless producer. MACK And a big thanks to our guest Henry Meyer MACK and resident Blue Ribbon Killer expert Andie McDougall. MACK And with that, EVERYONE Au revoir, and watch your back. ANDIE That was so cool! HENRY Maybe The best One yet? MACK You might be a little biased, superstar. HENRY This is my good side, get me from here. JUNE Well, I have got a long drive back to the city and, JUNE ooh, chocolate chip oatmeal raisin JUNE is gonna keep me company. ANDIE Thanks Mack. ANDIE Oh, and my mom wanted me to give you this. ANDIE I think her and the rest of the town ANDIE feel bad for being so mean to you guys. HENRY Oh, water under the bridge. MACK I'm just glad we get to be friends. JUNE Come on, kid, I'll drop you off. MACK June, were you just being maternal? JUNE What has This town done to me? HENRY I mean it was a great episode. MACK Quadrupled our listener base, MACK booked a national tour. MACK All it took was a run-in with a real live serial killer. HENRY Well, I mean they say relationships can get rough. MACK Really, that's what other couples have to deal with? HENRY In that case, consider us superheroes. HENRY But that means, I promise not to hide things HENRY and try to fix everything myself. HENRY Mack, look. HENRY If we have problems, Mack, HENRY we solve them together. MACK Deal. MACK And from now on, I'm gonna try making up the murders MACK instead of living 'em. HENRY What, you're gonna, MACK Try writing a book. HENRY And it's gonna be great. HENRY And maybe a good time to try IVF again? MACK Well, you know, I was thinking the same thing. HENRY Oh! MACK In the meantime, MACK maybe we could try doing it the old fashioned way? HENRY Yes, please. MACK I Love you. MACK A lot. HENRY I Love You too.