AUTOMATED_OPERATOR AUTOMATED_VOICE AUTOMATED_VOICE_2 BIGLY_CREDIT DOOR GYDZ MULDER PEOPLE PHONE RECORDED_MULDER ROBOT_VOICE SCULLY SECURITY_SYSTEM SHIRLEY TELEVISION VOICE_SYNTESIZER VOICE_SYNTHESIZER WENDY WHIPZ_CAR


VOICE SYNTHESIZER
In 2016, on the 23rd of March an artificial intelligence chatter bot was released by a major American software corporation via the social media platform. Twitter.
VOICE SYNTHESIZER
The Talkbot was designed to mimic the online language patterns of an innocent 19 year old girl, and was introduced as an experiment to better understand how humans converse and relate on social media. The quality of her interactions were meant to be friendly and informal.
VOICE SYNTHESIZER
The quality of her interactions were meant to be friendly and informal.
VOICE SYNTHESIZER
The A.I. would learn from humans. It was constructed to become progressively more intelligent.
VOICE SYNTHESIZER
The experiment performed as designed. The robot did indeed learn, but no as intended. The chat bot's "repeat after me" capability made her vulnerable to humans, allowing Twitter users to affect her tweets. Her posts became offensive. Racist. Hateful.
VOICE SYNTHESIZER
After more than 50,000 followers and almost 100,000 tweets the software corporation was forced to shut the bot down.
VOICE SYNTESIZER
in less than a day. Her posts deleted. Humans must take care in teaching A.I. or one day, we will be the ones deleted.
ROBOT VOICE
Yum.
ROBOT VOICE
Yum.
ROBOT VOICE
Yum.
ROBOT VOICE
Yum. Success.
SCULLY

ROBOT VOICE
Yum. Yum.
SCULLY
Ooh.
MULDER
Ah. Ugh. Hm.
AUTOMATED VOICE
Door closing. Door closing. Door closing. Door closing. Door closing. Door closing. Door closing. Door closing. Door closing.
AUTOMATED VOICE 2
Success.
AUTOMATED VOICE 2
Yum. Success. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum.
WHIPZ CAR
Hello! This is a driverless WHIPZ for Dana Scully.
SCULLY
Mulder.
SCULLY
No, thanks.
WHIPZ CAR
You are going to 1213 37th Place. Is that correct?
SCULLY
Yes.
WHIPZ CAR
You can answer in complete sentences.
SCULLY
Yes. That's correct.
WHIPZ CAR
Tell me how I can make your ride more enjoyable.
SCULLY
Be quiet.
WHIPZ CAR
Would you like to watch television?
SCULLY
No. No television.
WHIPZ CAR
Music? You can say names of artists, or songs.
SCULLY
No. No music. Be quiet.
WHIPZ CAR
All right! Taking you home!
SCULLY
Slow down.
MULDER
Hmm. Home.
MULDER
Blobfish.
MULDER
Home.
GYDZ
Let's get started. Drive safely.
SCULLY
Slow down! Slow down! Oh, my God. You're kidding me! Stop. Pull over!
MULDER
Play Prince. "Controversy."
GYDZ
I found a faster route.
MULDER
Well, good for you. Just play Prince, "Contreversy."
MULDER
Oh, how do you get "Teach Your Children" from "Controversy?" It's not e.It doesn't even It-It-It's Doesn't even sound like it.
SCULLY
Uh Oh, of course. Busy. Stop it! Slow down!
GYDZ
We found a faster route. Re-calculating. Turn right.
SCULLY
Stop! Pull over! You're driving too fast! Who am I talking to?
MULDER
What? Why?
SCULLY
Stop! Stop! Pull over!
GYDZ
In 30 feet, your destination will be on the left.
MULDER
Oh, come on. What?
GYDZ
You have arrived at your final destination.
MULDER
You suck, Mr. Phone. I'm going old school.
MULDER

SCULLY
How do I get Okay, let me out! 
SCULLY
Poor! Awful! Terrible! Never again! Wha Open the door!
MULDER
Ow.
DOOR
Front door open.
SCULLY
I can't Come on.
SCULLY
Hi. Yeah. No, it won't work. I'm-I'm putting it in. No Queequeg. The password is queequeg. Q-U-E-E-Q-U-E-G. Thank you. Oh.
PHONE
Text message!
BIGLY CREDIT
You have reached Bigly Credit. We are experiencing an unusually high call volume. Your approximate wait time is 17 minutes. Press "1" now if you would like a call back.
BIGLY CREDIT
Please say your name at the tone.
MULDER
Fox Mulder.
TELEVISION

MULDER
Ch-ch-ch-ch.
MULDER
Hey, kid. Fly this out of my face, or you'll have nothing left in your hand but the control stick.
BIGLY CREDIT
This is an automated call for.
RECORDED MULDER
Fox Mulder. Fox Mulder.
MULDER
This is the living Fox Mulder.
RECORDED MULDER
Fox-Mulder-Fox-Mulder-Fox-Mulder-Fox
MULDER
Let that be a lesson to you.
DOOR
Front door open.
AUTOMATED OPERATOR
Hello and welcome to E-Norm-Uz.com, The world's largest on-line retail store! How can I help you? You can say things like “Make a payment," “Re-Order items” or “Returns." 
SCULLY
Returns. 
AUTOMATED OPERATOR
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. You can say things like “Make a payment," “Re-Order items.”
SCULLY
Returns.
AUTOMATED OPERATOR
I didn't catch that. You can say things like “Make a payment," “Re-Order items” or "Returns."
SCULLY
Returns.
AUTOMATED OPERATOR
I'm sorry, let me put you on hold, while I find an operator to assist you.
RECORDED MULDER
Fox Mulder.
MULDER
Here! Present. Uh.
DOOR
Front door open. 
SCULLY
Oh.
SCULLY
Oh.
SCULLY
Come on. No, it's not incorrect!
SCULLY
Argh! Oh.
SECURITY SYSTEM
Door closing. Door closing. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
MULDER
Scully. Let me in.
SCULLY
The door won't open.
SECURITY SYSTEM
Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
SCULLY
I smell gas.
MULDER
Why is your house so much nicer than mine?
SECURITY SYSTEM
Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
AUTOMATED VOICE
Calling fire department. Contacting emergency services. Calling fire department. Contacting emergency services.
SCULLY
Call 9-1-1.
SCULLY
Call 9-1-1.
MULDER
Call 9-1-1.
AUTOMATED VOICE
Calling fire department. Contacting emergency services.
MULDER
Hello? 
WENDY
Hello!
MULDER
Hello?
WENDY
Oh, I'm sorry, I had to adjust my headset. I'm Wendy.
MULDER
Oh, shut up. I can't get out.
SCULLY
Let's go to the neighbor's and use their phone.
SCULLY
They're tracking us. Our phones. They know everything. Where can we go?
MULDER
The Brutalist Criminal Cyber. Get rid of anything they can track you with.
MULDER
Let's take cover in here.
MULDER
We have to be better teachers.
MULDER
Oh, thank you, Shirley.
SHIRLEY
You're welcome. And take your time. No hurry here.
SCULLY
Oh, man. I lost so many steps when we were in that warehouse.
MULDER
Mmm. Also, good to see you got all your personal devices back.
SCULLY
Not all of them.
PEOPLE