ANNOUNCER BEARS BODYGUARD CAT_OWNERS COUPLE_BOY COUPLE_GIRL CROWD FEMALE_PAINTER GRIZZLY ICE_BEAR INCIDENTAL INCIDENTAL_COUPLE MAYOR MEMBER_C MEMBER_D MEMBER_E NOM_NOM_FAN PANDA PERFORMER PIG_LADY GRIZZLY hey! you guys taking selfies over here?? INCIDENTAL COUPLE huh?! GRIZZLY haha! GRIZZLY oh! we look so hot! GRIZZLY are you gonna post it online? let’s do it right now. GRIZZLY boop. GRIZZLY ha ha… GRIZZLY oh my gosh… would you look at your precious basket? you guys must really like each other! have you been dating long? do you hug a lot? yum. do you hug all the time? we should hang out! is that cinnamon? GRIZZLY you’all come on by the cave for juice whenever! we got pulp-free! GRIZZLY maybe. PANDA remember, no nuts in mine, i’m allergic. ICE BEAR ice bear charges extra. GRIZZLY guys! i met some really nice people in the woods and they’re going to come over and have juice with us laaater! ha ha ha… GRIZZLY did anyone remember to buy pulp-free? PANDA i donno grizz. people always say they’ll come over but they never do. i think we need a bigger tv. ICE BEAR ahem. priyatnogo appetita GRIZZLY oooooh!! ha, ha, ha! wooow! ICE BEAR arigatou. GRIZZLY looks so good you guys. w-we gotta document this! PANDA hey! GRIZZLY Okay, chow down pan pan PANDA c’mon man, i just want to eat my breakfast… GRIZZLY PANDA come on, stop it dude! GRIZZLY hahaha!! golden! i gotta put this online! to the internet! PANDA you’d better not!! GRIZZLY it’s uploading!! it’s public! PANDA hu!? PANDA take it down! GRIZZLY hang on little brother… just watch! millions of people are going to want to see this. BEARS awww. GRIZZLY why must people hate? PANDA it wasn’t that bad… ICE BEAR ice bear will hunt them down. GRIZZLY quickly! click on something to make me feel better! GRIZZLY i don’t feel any better. PANDA but look at how many views it has! GRIZZLY fifty million! dude, that’s like a hundred million eyes! oh! click on his website! GRIZZLY this is amazing! action figures! and day of the week underwear! do it! click all of them! so many followers, so many friends! GRIZZLY being internet famous sounds amaaaazing CROWD INCIDENTAL let’s hang out sometime grizzly! COUPLE BOY INCIDENTAL this juice is great! COUPLE GIRL CROWD i wanna hang out with grizzly too! MEMBER C CROWD me too! MEMBER D CROWD i as well! MEMBER E GRIZZLY thanks everyone! you’re all invited to the cave! CROWD MAYOR grizzly! i’m the mayor! GRIZZLY what’s up mayor? MAYOR not much man! here’s the key to the city! GRIZZLY thanks! MAYOR also, please accept this lifetime supply of salmon bagels! GRIZZLY hoh hoh hoh… guys! we can do this too! we’re gonna make viral videos so we can become internet famous! GRIZZLY think about it! panda! you know those fifty million views had at least one girl in there! PANDA mmmm, internet ladies… GRIZZLY and think of all the internet glory you could bask in! ICE BEAR ice bear enjoys basking. GRIZZLY alright… paws in! PANDA what is this, we’ve never done this. GRIZZLY shhh, just go with it. okay on three… GRIZZLY One, two, three BEARS internet famous! PANDA just let me finish my breakfast first. GRIZZLY wait why isn’t anything showing up? oh wait it’s not on… haha woah! hey! too close! yeah lookin’ good bro! PANDA why do i have to wear toilet paper on my head? GRIZZLY action! PANDA ohh, oh whe--ooh where… GRIZZLY project! PANDA oh where am i?! i am a lost baby GRIZZLY look for mom! PANDA m-mom? mooom? GRIZZLY good! PANDA mom? are-you-in-there? GRIZZLY here’s your bottle! PANDA ow! GRIZZLY now try to get up! PANDA it’s not my fault i was born round! GRIZZLY goodnight baby alright, quick take the camera! okay, am i in frame? good! GRIZZLY wow look at this cute small box! would it not be cute if i…were to sit in it? GRIZZLY didja get that? okay, switch! GRIZZLY perfect! GRIZZLY cuuu…test…“vid…eo…ever… #righteous #holla PANDA #pandasingle ICE BEAR #icebearforpresident GRIZZLY it’s public! alright. step back, let it breathe guys. i gotta refresh! nothing. that’s cool, that’s cool. i mean, it’s only been a minute right? you guys can go, i’m just going to hang here and wait until we get more frien- uh, i mean hits. PANDA hey grizz, how’d we do? GRIZZLY PANDA what’s that grizz? GRIZZLY comfort me! GRIZZLY no! not even people tripping can heal my wounds! PANDA woa, isn’t that the koala from the video? GRIZZLY hold on! what?! a meme con! PANDA meemee? ICE BEAR meme GRIZZLY internet celebs! meme tryouts! judged by nom-nom himself! we’re going! CAT OWNERS GRIZZLY woooow… look at all the internet celebrities here! FEMALE PAINTER PIG LADY sign it porkins, right here porkins. right here. porkins, sign here. PANDA i didn’t think so many people would be competing. ICE BEAR ice bear should have trained before coming. GRIZZLY no sweat brothers; they got nothing on us! now let’s get in there!! hyah!! CROWD ANNOUNCER let’s see who we have next! here we have liz…from…the dump! PERFORMER show’em whatcha got liz. ANNOUNCER alright, thank you! let’s hear what our judges have to say! ANNOUNCER gluten-cat? ANNOUNCER balancing lizard? ANNOUNCER nom nom? ANNOUNCER aw, that’s so cute… oooo well that looks like a unanimous “no.” PERFORMER years of training! GRIZZLY hello my name is grizzly, we’re here to be internet famous. ANNOUNCER alright, whenever you’re ready. GRIZZLY okay guys, just like we rehearsed. PANDA but we didn’t rehearse any-waahh! GRIZZLY oh where am i, i am a lost baby? PANDA you promised you’d never do this again! GRIZZLY i wish there was a small box for me ICE BEAR PANDA ANNOUNCER Mmmmhmmm… judges? ANNOUNCER aww, look at his little drools! sorry boys, that’s a resounding “no.” GRIZZLY wait, what? ANNOUNCER yes, get out! thank you! GRIZZLY wait, hold on! GRIZZLY i have questions!! GRIZZLY wait wait! GRIZZLY i’m going back in there! PANDA grizz, wait grizz! come on man, we know now for sure that we’re not cut out for this. and that’s okay. can we please just go home now? ICE BEAR ibe bear been sleeping for fifteen minutes. GRIZZLY don’t you get it?? this is it! this is our chance to make more friends than we’ve ever had! PANDA come on grizz! we’ve had enough! you’re kind of being a …a dingle! GRIZZLY Wooooooah no need to roll out the “d” word GRIZZLY don’t sweat it! i’m going to sort this all out with nom-nom. GRIZZLY ooow! NOM NOM FAN oh my gosh… that’s him CROWD GRIZZLY there he goes! now’s our chance! PANDA grizz, stop come back! where are you going? don’t leave! GRIZZLY i’ve got’em, get to the front! BODYGUARD thanks man! BODYGUARD phew, you alright sir? GRIZZLY yeah, i think someone bit me by mistake, but it doesn’t really hurt. haha gross. BODYGUARD get out of here you! NOM NOM bear’s got moxie- NOM NOM what can i do for you buddy? GRIZZLY ah! awesome! i knew you were a chill guy! sorry, it’s just… i’ve been a really big fan since like this morning and there is just so much i wanna ask you. NOM NOM ah, ask away! GRIZZLY yes! okay, well so my brothers and i made this video and we did a bunch of stuff! there was a baby and dancing! GRIZZLY wow! NOM NOM pretty cool right? they just give them to you when you’re internet famous.do you like chocolate? GRIZZLY oh yeah! why?! whaaat?! oh man! being internet famous is crazy cool! GRIZZLY so anyway, we put it up on the internet and waited forever but- NOM NOM why don’t you just pull it up for me? GRIZZLY oh yeah sure! uuuuuum oh yeah! yeah! yap! yap! here it is! NOM NOM really nice, yeah. ha! interesting staging. that’s cool stuff man. GRIZZLY exactly! i’m so glad you’re into it! dude, you’re so cool, you must have tons of friends too, right? GRIZZLY right buddy? NOM NOM i’ve got the maximum amount of friends on all social media sites. GRIZZLY so you guys must have brunch together all the time and stuff. GRIZZLY wait, how do you fit that many people into a café? and you’d need at least twelve pitchers of juice… NOM NOM nonononono no- are you kidding me? i’m famous man! i really don’t have time for that sort of thing. GRIZZLY what? NOM NOM hanging out in person is a thing of the past buddy, get with it. also friends are usually too loud, or have schmutz all over their faces. NOM NOM i have servants, really yummy food, the internet. i think you can agree i don’t need anything else. and that being the case- GRIZZLY ahhh! NOM NOM hilarious. NOM NOM see ya later friend. GRIZZLY why isn’t this working… oh it’s open! GRIZZLY oh! uhhh…hey guys. sooo….uhhhh…. GRIZZLY uhhhh….sorry i took so long to get home i got juice! pulp free! i thought maybe we could drink it together! and also i just wanted to say…uuuh… PANDA it’s okay grizz no big GRIZZLY aw i didn’t know you cared so mu--uuuaaaaaooooh! ICE BEAR don’t ditch ice bear. GRIZZLY ha ha! fair enough. PANDA actually we have a surprise for you grizz. GRIZZLY really?! rad! oh wait, i cant move. PANDA okaaaay open! GRIZZLY it’s just our video. PANDA look closer! GRIZZLY ooooooo! PANDA check the comments! GRIZZLY oooh a real comment!! you guys this is great! we’ve gotta celebrate! BEARS cheers! 1