ALL_BEARS CROWD FOOD_TRUCK GRIZZ GRIZZLY ICE_BEAR MOTHER OWNER_2 OWNER_3 PANDA PARK_RANGER PATRON_1 PATRON_2 PATRON_3 TACO_GUY TACO_PATRON_1 TACO_PATRON_2 WILD_ANIMALS CROWD GRIZZLY aw man! when do we get to eat? this line is taking forever! ICE BEAR ice bear’s tired of staring at this guy’s butt. PANDA can you tell how much longer? i may die soon. GRIZZLY from up here… i would say 15…. to 75 minutes. whoa! is that the ramen taco?! lucky!!! PANDA wow there it is… i want to eat my phone now. i told you we should’ve just settled for the mac and cheese pizza truck. GRIZZLY no panda! when it comes to food, we never settle! PANDA okay okay… GRIZZLY we’re good law abiding citizens! we deserve that ramen taco! maybe ten of them! ICE BEAR goodbye cruel world. GRIZZ oooof! PANDA ooof! CROWD FOOD TRUCK order 74! next! TACO GUY GRIZZLY Ahem. please sir… ramen tacos… PANDA we’ve waited so long… so… hungry… GRIZZLY is that it? FOOD TRUCK next! TACO GUY GRIZZLY ok bros, small bites. savor it. PANDA it has so many…textures… GRIZZLY it’s… spongey… ICE BEAR ice bear regrets eating that. GRIZZLY dude you’re right, whats up with this food. its gross. PANDA we waited four hours in line for this??? GRIZZLY here you go little guy. PANDA uh, griz---look. GRIZZLY whoa, close one! GRIZZLY c’mon, lets go get our money back. sorry little guy! FOOD TRUCK uh yeah, i’ll have the… TACO PATRON 1 GRIZZLY excuse us friend. hi yes, we weren’t completely satisfied with our meal – can we have our money back? FOOD TRUCK you guys can’t return food! TACO GUY FOOD TRUCK this is half eaten anyways! TACO GUY what? do you think i’m a chump or something? GRIZZLY well, no… but… we just thought what we waited wasn’t equal to the quality of food… no offense. FOOD TRUCK oh, so now you’re gonna rip on my food? TACO GUY get lost! next! GRIZZLY what!? oh we understand! your food stinks! no! i’m not done complaining yet! i will be heard… on the internet! GRIZZLY worst… food… ever… one quarter star. PANDA why give a quarter? they have to learn! GRIZZLY i liked the ambiance. PANDA well, i’m not pulling any punches. eat here if you hate… uhh…uh…eating! yeah. GRIZZLY i dono what’s worst. selling terrible food, or the fact that people like it. PANDA sometimes i don’t understand why there are so many good reviews for that truck. GRIZZLY i guess some people just can’t tell the difference between good food and gasp! and crazy, amazing food! oh my gosh! ICE BEAR ice bear knows. PANDA oh man. this is way better than that ramen taco truck. GRIZZLY ha! that’s it! okay you guys – this is going to blow your mind. PANDA what? GRIZZLY let’s start our own food truck!!! PANDA hmm…that’s not a bad idea i guess… GRIZZLY mm hm. it couldn’t be that hard… GRIZZLY ah hu…. PANDA and our food is totally better than that shady taco truck! GRIZZLY mmm-hmmm! PANDA and we’ll get a ton of customers and be super rich! GRIZZLY yeah!!! PANDA yeah!!! ICE BEAR ice bear is in. ALL BEARS yeah! GRIZZLY whoooaaaa!!! whooooaaaa! PANDA uh! yeah… uh hu!! GRIZZLY hey hey hey!! PANDA what?! GRIZZLY it’s the beeeeaaar’s- calllll-zone!! PANDA yeah! GRIZZLY mmhmm! anyways! come and enjoy our wonderful calzones! PANDA please!! GRIZZLY woooo! GRIZZLY ha. haha. FOOD TRUCK yeah, two ramen tacos with chicken and.. TACO PATRON 2 GRIZZLY okay guys, you know what to do. sir, would you like a sample? california shaped calzones! don’t be shy. it’s free! FOOD TRUCK nuh ah. PATRON 1 GRIZZLY sir, would you like to try a sample? FOOD TRUCK no thanks. PATRON 2 GRIZZLY free sample? FOOD TRUCK uhh… PATRON 3 GRIZZLY please just try it! i promise you’ll love it!! sorry! PANDA fresh calzones-uh… mph… uhh… mmm… uhhh... oh… hey! would you like to try a calzone? no? okay… hmph… mm… uh… ugh.. oh hey… you should get a calzone. or not… just keep walking that’s fine…. uhh… owww… PANDA augh…. uh… GRIZZLY samples?? ICE BEAR PANDA i don’t get it. our food is good! why do people eat that stuff? GRIZZLY hey you!!! GRIZZLY why don’t you eat our food!!! why!!!!!! huh!? why!? it’s so delicious!!! would you like to try a sample? FOOD TRUCK let go of me! PATRON 1 GRIZZLY okay… FOOD TRUCK geez… PATRON 1 GRIZZLY aww… PANDA there there… GRIZZ/PANDA wha? GRIZZ a paying costumer! PANDA but grizz! $500 dollars! that could end our lives! GRIZZLY auggh so torn! thank you sir. one calzone coming right up! here you go sir! enjoy!! woohoo!!! Haha! look at this!!! we’re rich!!! huh! ahhh!! GRIZZLY zzzzzzzz mmm… you wanna try a sample? zzzzzzzz huh? uhhh… mmmmm… uh!! ughh… okay– mm…ah!! PANDA mmm. what’s going on---? whoa!! GRIZZLY how did these guys get their money?? FOOD TRUCK hey!!! PATRON 1 GRIZZLY let’s cook! PANDA woohoo! GRIZZLY next! next! Next keep em coming, we’ve a ton of orders coming in! PANDA thank you! GRIZZLY come again! PANDA thank you sir! ha ha ha GRIZZLY aw yeah! here you go sir. PANDA come again! GRIZZLY oh man! totally owned those other food trucks! FOOD TRUCK hey! TACO GUY what’re you guys doing? you’re driving away all the customers!!! GRIZZLY oh, you’re just jealous cuz our calzones are legit! hey! you didn’t pay for that! PANDA whoa!! whoa whoa! MOTHER my baby!! ahhh! CROWD GRIZZLY fellow food truckers! on behalf of myself and my bros; we’d like to say…our bad. FOOD TRUCK that food truck was all i had. TACO GUY FOOD TRUCK my food truck was passed down to me for OWNER 2 three generations! FOOD TRUCK i lost my family in the food truck – i will OWNER 3 never see them again. oops nevermind, there they are. PANDA one last picture… GRIZZLY augghhh! wait that’s it! PANDA hey, i’m not done posting it! GRIZZLY step off! follow me, food truckers! to freedom whoahhh! get behind me bros! GRIZZLY you guys up there – be cool – we got this under cont… well that was kinda rude. oh no! the battery’s dead! WILD ANIMALS grrrrrrrrr GRIZZLY uhh uhh ALL BEARS gasp! GRIZZLY ruuuuunnn!!! ALL BEARS hoooray! aughhh!! PARK RANGER okay – that’s a fine for feeding animals, selling without a permit, driving an unregistered truck, and disturbing the peace. GRIZZLY yeah it’s not like this is the first ticket we’ve ever gotten. PANDA thank you officer. GRIZZLY well at least we taste great! 1