BEARS CHLOE CROWD GRIZZLY GUY_STUDENTS ICE_BEAR PANDA RESTAURANT_CROWD STUDENTS STUDENT_1 STUDENT_2 STUDENT_3 STUDENT_A STUDENT_B TEACHER CHLOE ok, here it is. the date is june 24th. i’ve found what i believe to be a cave. oooh! this furniture looks handmade. ah! dang! there. no one will notice. hm. porridge maybe? augh. yep that’s porridge. oh hey – i’ve read that- GRIZZLY we were all freak out, you know? i can’t realy- CHLOE GRIZZLY hey! what the?? PANDA my chair!! GRIZZLY my porridge!! who are you? how’d you get in here? CHLOE stay back! CHLOE ahhh! GRIZZLY alright, alright, turn on the light. PANDA okay! CHLOE ow! GRIZZLY alright, we gotcha, you little rascal! what are you doing in our cave? CHLOE oh wow, so this is your cave? perfect! GRIZZLY mind games eh? i know your type. now tell us why you were filming in here and touching our- CHLOE so it’s true what the scientists say! your cavities are atrocious! would you say that your poor dental hygiene contributes to your surly nature? GRIZZLY i don’t know what surly means but i’m going to pretend it means radical so thank you. but that wasn’t the answer we need… PANDA waah! oh no! sorry! can’t find it! it’s too dark in here GRIZZLY maybe it’s over… PANDA ahh! PANDA so bright! GRIZZLY how are we supposed to be cool with you throwing our mood lighting around! PANDA i’m sorryyy! it was an accident! my paws are sweaty! GRIZZLY hey now, what are you writing there? lemme see. highly suspicious, i’d say. PANDA yeah, this is super invasive. ICE BEAR ice bear has too many secrets. CHLOE it isn’t invasive, really! i’m doing research on the local bears, it’ an assigment for my class. GRIZZLY class for what, kindergarten?? haha, up top. CHLOE actually it’s a college course, i skip a couple of grades. so the joke's on you. GRIZZLY well the proof... is in the pudding! we got your backpack! i'm going to mess with your stuff and get answers at the same time! GRIZZLY oho! what's all this! GRIZZLY i’m eating your stuff! how's it feel? GRIZZLY whoa! d’awwww! is this you! wow! “chloo”… “chloow”… “chlawww”… PANDA “clu..” ICE BEAR ice bear has never seen a smaller human GRIZZLY haha CHLOE stop! give me that! and spit those out! you're not even eating them right here you go. they're a little spicy. GRIZZLY oh my gosh you guys! these are sho gooooood! GRIZZLY can ... can we have another? CHLOE sure! GRIZZLY wooo! CHLOE actually, i have a proposition for you guys! would you mind if i hung around for a little bit to study your behavior? i'll bring you as many gummies as you want! GRIZZLY deal! GRIZZLY should . .. should i be doing shometing? CHLOE no, just be normal. GRIZZLY PANDA RESTAURANT CROWD CHLOE PANDA grizzly! stop it! stop! ow-ow! CHLOE GRIZZLY hey friend, how's it going do you need anything? you almost done? when can i see? CHLOE hang on . . . GRIZZLY oh yeah cool cool you got it CHLOE done! BEARS done!!! ICE BEAR ice bear believed in you. GRIZZLY umm, now that you're done, you wouldn't happen to have anything…spicy for us… would you? CHLOE spicy ...? i don ' t think i know what you ' re talking about ... GRIZZLY but you .. you said .. the thing ... CHLOE just kidding!! i got loads! CHLOE go ahead! GRIZZLY PANDA haaahha we worked so hard for this CHLOE oh no! the last bus! i 've got to go ! ! sorry for dashing! i'll see you guys! GRIZZLY well that was fun ! now time to enjoy our spoils. huh? oh no! PANDA chloe’s laptop!! she needs this. hmmm…weelll, now that it's here…a little peek can't hurt! here it is! the assignment! let’s fullscreen! next slide! ... large and needy beasts of the north ... ? wha? PANDA augh! that's a horrible photo!! GRIZZLY "powerful stench"? it's an alluring musk! ICE BEAR ice bear smells like clean babies PANDA we don’t make people uncomfortable ... GRIZZLY haha cool it's me PANDA grizz, most of this stuff isn't very n1ce ..i mean-what? my diet is more balanced than that! i mean- it’s just more lies! ICE BEAR ice bear settled that out of court. GRIZZLY what’s this? "the bear will do most anything for food" ? “anything for food”…? that’s just not true! BEARS GRIZZLY i don ' t understand! this is such a misrepresentation! PANDA yeah that’s not us at all! PANDA look at this! GRIZZLY left my laptop . . . could you bring it by the college for me tomorrow, gasping face. “tomorrow”…? GRIZZLY hmmmm hmmm… PANDA hmmmm hmmm…. GRIZZLY oh i’ll bring it by tomorrow! yeees, winky, winky, winky. this is out chance bros, to let the people know who we really are! chloe won’t mind if we make a couple adjustments. break out the sugary drinks! we have a project to write! CHLOE GRIZZLY hey! pst! hey! chloe! we're over here! CHLOE you guys made it! GRIZZLY of course! here’s your lappy, safe and sound! CHLOE awesome thanks you so much! i gotta run. but i’ll see you later! GRIZZLY later indeed…hehehehehehe….is there any more room down there? STUDENTS TEACHER alright everyone, we're going to start now. will our first presenter come forward? chloe? chloe? CHLOE huh? oh yes! excuse me… coming through. CHLOE CHLOE i'd like to introduce you all to the topic of my report: bears! i took the time to locate and study three bear specimens of the northern california region and have compiled my facts on them to share with you today. let's start with the next slide . . . GRIZZLY you thought you knew about bears… you doooooon’t!! nothing can recreate the majesty of a bear overlooking his realm. more often than not, bears can be found. saving the human race from them-selves. bears are also the cleanest of this planet’s creatures. they bathe an astonishing 3 times a month! bears have evolutionized to be masters of all kinds of combat. bears have more than 8 abs, with new abs being discovered every day. PANDA bears have lots of feelings and that’s a beautiful thing. ICE BEAR bears. are smart. congratulations bear. GRIZZLY in conclusion! majestic…action…hygeine…Brazilian juijitsu…fire…magic…sensitivity…competence… CHLOE i um…i promise that wasn’t- it wasn’t what…. TEACHER chloe. i think it's very apparent to me and everyone else in this classroom that you put no actual research into this project. CHLOE i really did do the research, i ... TEACHER nothing in your report was based on any scientific fact. GRIZZLY why's she so angry? that was all true. pardon me student, what did you think about that abs slide? very cool and accurate, right? GUY STUDENTS CHLOE TEACHER i have no choice but to issue you an incomplete . i thought you were more mature than this. please take your seat. GRIZZLY wait! your honor! please! we have a confession to make! we are not actually the handsome rapscallions you see before you! we are in fact… bear- bears. CROWD PANDA we're chloe's friends and we are also the ones who wrote that report GRIZZLY she really did do research! we just… wanted to make it more exciting ... GRIZZLY i 'm really sorry. PANDA i'm sorry too ... we were such fools. ICE BEAR ice bear feels shame. STUDENT 1 pardon me? STUDENT 1 um, now that you guys are up there ... would you mind telling me whether it's true that bears have horrible dental hygiene? STUDENT 2 i also wanted to know, is there an evolutionary benefit for bears having such big behinds? STUDENT 3 are bears dogs? GRIZZLY uummm…those are some very nice, uh revealing questions you've got there. i uhh don’t know if we… alright let’s do this! one - we are not dogs! GRIZZLY b- our butts look awesome. and c…my dentist says my teeth are getting better! keep those questions coming! we’re answering- all of them! STUDENTS STUDENT A good job in there! STUDENT B yeah that was great! GRIZZLY hey chloe! we were going to watch this new tv show back at our place! you wanna come? CHLOE i dunno you guys, i have another test to study for… BEARS aww… CHLOE ohoho, alright then. GRIZZLY yay! PANDA also bring more gummies! ICE BEAR ice bear will share his secrets. about other bears mostly. GRIZZLY 1