BASKETBALL BASKETBALL_GUY BEARS CROWD CROWD_MAN DISPATCHER FISHERMAN GRIZZLY GUY GUY_41 ICE ICE_BEAR LIBRARIAN MAN_WOMAN PANDA PARK_OFFICER POLICE POLICE_OFFICER T.V_VOICE TV_VOICE WAITRESS GRIZZLY we got next. one velcro wallet. one cellie. PANDA be careful with this, please. it is my life and soul in rectangular form. GRIZZLY yeah, yeah, yeah. ICE ice bear has ninja stars. GRIZZLY “grizz for three”! one! two! three! GRIZZLY game time! hunh!! PANDA ICE GRIZZLY buckets! augh! PANDA i’m open! wait wait not too fast! ooooowwww! time out! time out! GRIZZLY i got this! i got this! GRIZZLY defense PANDA my bad. GRIZZLY wow! nice shot, man! ooophh… PANDA aiyeee… BASKETBALL GUY out-of-bounds! GRIZZLY i got it! pick and roll! pick and roll! GRIZZLY it’s long. PANDA sorry ICE BEAR ice bear meant to do that. GRIZZLY outlet! outlet! cut baseline! back door! triangle offense! play seven! augh! PANDA ooph! GRIZZLY BEARS yeah! yeah! woooo! we did it! oh yeah…etc! BASKETBALL wait, we’re still up by twenty, right? GUY BEARS PANDA woah! haha! game time! hunh! GRIZZLY good job bros, i am proud of you. i saw improvement, and i saw heart. and you can’t teach heart. wait a sec…did we forget something? ICE BEAR the backpack… GRIZZLY the backpack!my wallet! ICE BEAR ice bear ninja stars. PANDA haha- i thought for a second there you said we left our stuff back at the court because my phone is there, and if i lost that, i would totally freak out. GRIZZLY we left your phone PANDA arghhhh!! GRIZZLY augh- it’s gone! somebody jacked us! PANDA no no no no… noooooooooo!!! GRIZZLY police! police! police! PANDA ICE BEAR PARK OFFICER whoah, sorry guys, i’m already writing this ticket. GRIZZLY no no- we were robbed! the guy had a knife! and- and one eye! PANDA they stole my phone! my apps! my soul!! ICE BEAR ice bear wants justice. GRIZZLY arrest somebody! use your gun! wait, where’s your gun? PANDA my phone is gone forever. i will wear this in remembrance… GRIZZLY bros, keep it together. i have an idea. we’re gonna take justice into our own hands. perfect! taxi! fbi! we’re on a very important case! take us everywhere a criminal would hang out! now! PANDA oh but can we stop by the bathroom first? ICE BEAR ice bear needs latte. GRIZZLY ugh, this is gonna be tougher than i thought. PANDA look, a diner GRIZZLY okaaay… if i was here… and you guys were here and here…that would mean someone took the bag…where… ICE BEAR ice bear has a conspiracy theory. GRIZZLY panda, how’re the mugshots coming along? PANDA it’s a good thing i’ve got a photographic memory. here’s what i got so far… GRIZZLY hmm… they kinda look similar… PANDA really? but they’re so rendered. WAITRESS soooo, i just talked to the manager. he said if you guys wanna sit here, you’ll have to order more than three ice waters. GRIZZLY maybe you wouldn’t say that if we were… fbi lady! we’re doing official business! step away from the table! WAITRESS ughh… and stop wasting table mats! GRIZZLY we’re losing time. gotta think. need a clue… maybe someone who was at the scene of the crime… GRIZZLY ahh-haa! i know just where to go… GRIZZLY more ice water, please! GRIZZLY Yes it’s a yellow backpack. any of you birds know anything? i’ve got sugar packets! Sigh it’s almost like they don’t understand me… ICE BEAR tweet swack tweet swack! chip chirp… GRIZZLY whoah! hey look at that! idea! excuse me PANDA careful, it’s art. ICE BEAR meow GRIZZLY ok… do any of you birds know which guy here took our stuff? whoah! hey there little guy! come… on down! okay, take your time and look carefully. who was it? aha! here’s our guy, fellas. number 41. the evil-est number of them all. PANDA tell us where this criminal is pigeon! you tell us right now GRIZZLY whoah…. whoah whoah panda. they may have taken your stuff, but not your dignity. PANDA GRIZZLY wha! alright! hold on we’ll follow you! CROWD MAN WOMAN what? oh my goodness. FISHERMAN doh! T SHIRT MAN t-shirts! whaaat? GRIZZLY a library? why would the pigeon take us here? PANDA because it lied to us! bad birdie! GRIZZLY wait a minute! the library has internet, right? PANDA yeah, so? phone finder! it’ll track where my phone is! PANDA aww, who’s the little genius birdy? high-five friend. hmm…maybe he’s tired. GRIZZLY hello library! Take me to your internet! LIBRARIAN sshhhh! GRIZZLY oops, sorry about that. i got it. ok, let’s go! Well, this is the place. agh!! Evil number! PANDA where?! Do you see our stuff? GRIZZLY oh, he has our stuff alright. let’s move! DISPATCHER 911, what’s your emergency? T.V VOICE and now sean imbounds the ball, shot clock at 18… PANDA wait, grizz! What’s the plan? GRIZZLY we’ll i’m going to go in there, and get our stuff back! PANDA what if he’s…i don’t know…crazy? what if he works out? he can hurt our faces and stuff. ICE BEAR ice bear wants to get moving. GRIZZLY ok, ok, ok. we’ll go in ninja style, cool? TV VOICE and here they come down the stretch… double on the post… almost turns it over. look at that perimeter, now dave… PANDA grizz?! GRIZZLY oh, right. TV VOICE looks like they’re running a play for jimenez on the right block. he draws a second defender. it’s a five point game, two minutes left—oh what a beautiful pass! and what a slam! ho ho!! BASKETBALL yeah! GUY 41 GRIZZLY yeah!! PANDA ICE BASKETBALL huh? GUY 41 who are you guys??! GRIZZLY 41 MAN TV VOICE he throws a pass to the left side… PANDA i got it! TV VOICE he stumbles back and ey he’s outa bounds! PANDA whah!! whaaa! GRIZZLY panda!! panda? PANDA here. help guys. GRIZZLY panda, be careful! BASKETBALL aughhhh!! GUY 41 GRIZZLY argh! we’re coming out! you’ll never get our stuff evil-doer! hohoho… that was close fellas! POLICE OFFICER this is the police we have you surrounded! give up now! GRIZZLY hahaha…this is all a big mistake! we were just getting back our stuff. see! wait, what? GRIZZLY action buddies? this isn’t ours… BASKETBALL it’s mine dummy! GUY 41 BASKETBALL i rented it an hour ago! GUY 41 GRIZZLY what the? eheh-heh-heh ah…so…innocent mistake! not our stuff! no harm, no foul, right? CROWD MAN those guys have been running around the city destroying stuff! T SHIRT MAN they ruined my t-shirts stand! WAITRESS those guys came into my restaurant and only ordered only ice water! GRIZZLY hey we tipped! WAITRESS yeah, with a tablemat drawing! POLICE OFFICER jump now, we will catch you and then put you in jail. do the right thing. GRIZZLY okay brothers, group huddle. i’m not gonna lie, it’s not looking good. looks like the real criminal might’ve been us. and now we must face the consequences. PANDA no-ho-ho! POLICE OFFICER please jump one at a time…slowly. GRIZZLY hey guys, if we go down… GRIZZLY we do it together. POLICE OFFICER i repeat! do not jump all at once! do not… GRIZZLY one, two, three GRIZZLY game time- hunh!! POLICE do not… aww, they all jumped. GRIZZLY huh? fbi! POLICE OFFICER is this your bag? GRIZZLY PANDA ICE PANDA my phone! GRIZZLY my wallet! ICE BEAR ice bear bought these legally. POLICE OFFICER you boys sure did us a huge favor stumbling upon those criminals. the pigeon cartel is one of the most elusive of criminal gangs. GRIZZLY ah, so that pigeon from the park really was misleading us? POLICE OFFICER oh, you mean this guy? he’s actually been working undercover for us. wears a wire and everything. ain’t that the cutest thing? nobody’s pressing charges, but don’t ever do it again. thanks again! good night. GRIZZLY you guys want to watch a movie? 1