ALICE BAT BAZOOKA BETSY EVERYONE GRIZZ ICE_BEAR NARRATOR PANDA SCARECROW SUSIE NARRATOR Ooooo. This place is giving me the creeps. Not my thing, but who knows, maybe the Bears will like it. GRIZZ aaaaawooooooooooo! Wow, check out this place! PANDA It’s scary. It looks like a town for ghouls. ICE BEAR Ice Bear’s got the heebie-jeebies and wants to boogie-woogie. GRIZZ Wait! I just realized why this place looks so scary! PANDA Uhhh...Because it’s a bad neighborhood? GRIZZ because it’s halloween! The pumpkins! The cobwebs! The graves- They’re decorations! PANDA Oh! Neat! What happens on Halloween again? GRIZZ free candy! We just need some costumes and we can trick-or-treat! GRIZZ Wicked! PANDA Cute! Wait, why do you have these? ICE BEAR Ice Bear used to produce Broadway. GRIZZ C’mon guys, let’s start trick-or treating! GRIZZ hup hup hup hup! PANDA hup hup hup hup! ICE BEAR hup hup hup hup! SCARECROW ...Witches... GRIZZ hup hup hup hup! PANDA hup hup hup hup! ICE BEAR hup hup hup hup! BAT blegh!! GRIZZ The people seem nice! Ready bros? GRIZZ Trick or treat! PANDA Trick or treat! ICE BEAR Trick or treat! GRIZZ Wait, wait. Let’s try that again. GRIZZ Trick or treat! PANDA Trick or treat! ICE BEAR Trick or treat! GRIZZ Great harmonizing boys! PANDA But... No one’s answering. GRIZZ Should we... break in? PANDA Ooh great idea! GRIZZ Hello? Anyone have candy in here? GRIZZ Yo, what’s that? GRIZZ Spells of Harm... PANDA Spells of Harm... ICE BEAR Spells of Harm... PANDA Harm must be the author’s name. GRIZZ Probably German. GRIZZ Really dusty. PANDA Ooo, poems! Let’s read one! GRIZZ/PANDA/ICE BEAR Recite this spell, Let it take over, You’ll meet three witches, When they cross-over. PANDA Uhhh pedantic much?? GRIZZ ah! PANDA ah! ICE BEAR ah! PANDA I’m sorry! I liked the poem! I swear! SUSIE Oof! Alright, what’s the big idea here? BETSY It looks like we’ve been spontaneously transported to a... condemned house? SUSIE Ugh! And our magic is shorted out. Ugh must be a symptom of interdimensional travel. Ugh, I hate traveling. ALICE Look at the cute baby bears! They’re so pudgeyyy. PANDA Grizz? Where’d did these three witches come from? SUSIE Get back! These things probably have rabies. Or worse. Double rabies. You three! Explain yourselves. GRIZZ I’m Grizz! And these are my brothers. We were just reading from this old book and POOF! You guys showed up! SUSIE ALICE Nice to meet you! I’m Alice. This is Betsy. And that’s Susie- SUSIE Gimme that. ALICE Um I think it’s a spellbook. BETSY These spells are all for interdimensional travel. We don’t touch these. They’re pretty underdeveloped and... often misused. BETSY How do we get home? SUSIE I’ll think of something. We need to get back to camp soon before the campers realize we’re gone and start... Doing whatever they want. GRIZZ I bet we can help you get home! We have... a box! PANDA It’s magic! SUSIE They probably go to the bathroom in that thing. GRIZZ No we dooooooon’t. SUSIE Listen you lil’ wombats. I’M calling the shots. GRIZZ Not to pull rank but I’m the older brother here and I get us out of magical scrapes all the time. Maybe I should take the lead on this one? SUSIE If you take the lead we’ll be stuck here forever. GRIZZ Nuh-uh, that’s what’ll happen if YOU take the lead! PANDA Maybeeeeee we should do some team building exercises? ALICE Oh oh! So we can get on the same page? SUSIE GRIZZ Hey great idea! The book! SUSIE GRIZZ There’s gotta be a reverse spell in here somewhere. GRIZZ found it! SUSIE Thanks. GRIZZ Hey! I was gonna read it! SUSIE I’ll take it from here, ahem. When you are lost, Do not moan, Spread your wings and fly back home? SUSIE See ya never fuzz-brains. Hm? BETSY It was nice meeting you bears! Huh? GRIZZ Lil’ bro! BETSY BETSY Quack. Quack. SUSIE Brilliant. Look what you and your book did. GRIZZ What? This blunder’s all you missy! SUSIE Hey! GRIZZ I’ll show you how it’s done! BETSY GRIZZ switch back spell! Awesome! SUSIE This oughta be rich. GRIZZ Switchy switchy, Kathmandu, Let’s see what a switch can do. ALICE i’m a tiny baby cinnamon roll! PANDA i’m tall! GRIZZ Okay! I can fix this! SUSIE Yeah right! Fork it over! GRIZZ I got it! SUSIE hibidy bibidy GRIZZ alakahotdoggy PANDA/ALICE ALICE PANDA ALICE BETSY Quack! Oink! SUSIE Let’s see, where’s the Fix Everything spell? GRIZZ You better find it quick! ICE BEAR PANDA BETSY Huh? GRIZZ SUSIE I uh, this might be harder than I thought. GRIZZ Ya think? EVERYONE huh? SCARECROW SUSIE Who’s this big galoot? GRIZZ Must be a trick-or-treater. ALICE Here’s some candy. PANDA It’s suger-free! SCARECROW No! SCARECROW i’m no trick-or-treater! i am a witch-hunter! muahahahaha PANDA But you look like a scarecrow. SCARECROW I can be two things! SCARECROW Time to pay the piper... with your lives. BAZOOKA PANDA/SUSIE/ALICE/BETSY AHHH! GRIZZ run! ICE BEAR GRIZZ/SUSIE AAAAAAAHHHHH! PANDA/ALICE PANDA/ALICE BETSY blrbrlbrlbrlbrl ICE BEAR GRIZZ GRIZZ I hope my bros are alright. PANDA/ALICE/BETSY SUSIE Probably not. GRIZZ AH! You! Get outta here, this is MY hiding spot. SUSIE As if! I was here first. GRIZZ Then move over, you’re taking up all the room! SUSIE No, YOU’RE taking up all the room! GRIZZ/SUSIE GRIZZ/SUSIE GRIZZ/SUSIE SCARECROW Well well well. Are you ready to join your little friends? GRIZZ Oh no... BETSY GRIZZ My bros. SCARECROW Hahahaha! SUSIE I guess this is the end for us. BAZOOKA SCARECROW Oooh, okay wait hang on. I just need to reload this thing. SUSIE Oh uh, yes please take your time. GRIZZ I know I’ve been blaming you for everything all night but now... I think it’s the spell book’s fault. SUSIE Yeah you’re right. GRIZZ/SUSIE It’s a piece of junk. SUSIE Hey, that’s one thing we can agree on. It’s ugly too. GRIZZ Ha ha. It worked when we summoned you guys, but then can’t do anything else? What a joke! SUSIE And those big star stickers are atrocious. GRIZZ Those are stickers? SUSIE Yeah, here. GRIZZ Spells of harmony??? GRIZZ/PANDA/ICE BEAR Triiick or treeeaat? GRIZZ of course! GRIZZ We’re supposed to say the spells together. in harmony. That’s the only way they’ll work! SUSIE I-I’m not one for sharing the spotlight but let’s give it a shot. GRIZZ Hmmm? Free Your Friends Spell! Should we do that one? SUSIE Uh...Yes. BAZOOKA SCARECROW Finally! Now say your last words. GRIZZ/SUSIE Gladly. SCARECROW Wait a second, what? GRIZZ/SUSIE With our words, You will see. Make it so, set them free! PANDA/ALICE ALICE We’re okay! SCARECROW rrrgh! huh? aahhhhh! BETSY SCARECROW Ugh. SCARECROW Hahahahaha! ICE BEAR PANDA Not so fast! SCARECROW GRIZZ/SUSIE Their current forms, Do not ring true. Transform them all, to something new. PANDA Yay! SCARECROW Meow? PANDA Aw! SCARECROW GRIZZ We did it! SUSIE Sure. Yeah. Teamwork. Woo. PANDA Phew! I’m glad that’s over. ALICE You’re tellin’ me! BETSY It didn’t totally work on me but that’s fine. PANDA We should get you guys back to where are you from again? BETSY Oh you didn’t know? Summer Camp Island. SUSIE Ooooh. GRIZZ Maybe we’ll come visit some time! SUSIE Sure. Just make sure to call ahead. NARRATOR Hey there’s nothing scarier than not getting along, cept maybe, well there’s a lot of things actually. Anyway, happy Halloween friends.