ALL_SONG ANGRY_KITTY ANGRY_MOB ANIMAL_1 ANIMAL_2 ASTRONAUT BABY_BEAR BABY_GRIZZ BABY_PANDA BABY_PANDAS BEARS BEAVERS BRENDA BRIDE CHARLIE CHILDREN CHLOE COP_ALEX COP_DOUG COP_JEREMY COW CROWD DARRELL DOORMAN ELEPHANT GARY GOAT GRANDPA GRIZZ GRIZZ_SONG GROOM GUARD ICE_BEAR ICE_BEAR_SONG JACKED JACKED_KANGAROO JEREMY JOE JOEY JOJO JO_JO KATE LUCY MAP_VOICE MEDIC MIKEY MOM MURPHEY MURPHY NEWSCASTER NOM_NOM OFFICER PANDA PANDA_SONG PIZZA_GIRL PIZZA_RAT POUTINE_LADY REPORTERS REPORTER_1 REPORTER_2 REPORTER_3 SARAH SOUTHERN_OWL SQUIRREL SUE SUSAN SWAT_TEAM TABES TATTOO_SUE TROOPER TROOPERS TROOPER_1 TROOPER_2 TROOPER_WALLA TROUT WALLA WILD_BEAR WILD_BEARS WOLVES WOMAN


GRIZZ SONG
searchin’ high, searchin’ low
lookin’ for a place where i can go!
bees got their hive, moles got their hole
lookin’ for a place for me to go
my paws are aching
cuz i’ve been walking
i’ve seen one million trees
well trees belong in the forest
but where’s the place for me!
PANDA
Ow.
GRIZZ
huh?
PANDA
i said “ow.”
GRIZZ
oh.
GRIZZ
wha….
whoah-ho ho-- look at you! you look just – like me!! 
GRIZZ
finally a friend my size… but with stripes!
GRIZZ
c’mon c’mon let’s hang!
GRIZZ
whoah--wait what a minute. why are you just laying here –-- in the middle of the train tracks?
PANDA
well, i was walking along the tracks- because i thought they’d lead somewhere cool…
GRIZZ
whoah! cool! that’s what i was looking for!
PANDA
but then i tripped fell and my foot got stuck.
GRIZZ
ah. not cool.
PANDA
this is my life now… no friends…
no family… just me and the train tracks.
GRIZZ
aw don’t be a sad bear. besides, i’m great at un-stucking things! now up we go!
PANDA
see… hopeless. 
GRIZZ
come on man- you gotta believe!
PANDA
hmm?
GRIZZ
what?
PANDA
a train?!
GRIZZ
what’s that doing here?! aughh!!
PANDA
get me out get me out!
GRIZZ
aughh! i’m not strong enough!!
PANDA
come on foot! help help somebody!! help us please! ahhh!
call the po po! call the cops!
GRIZZ
help help somebody!! help us please! ahhh!

ICE BEAR
blegh.
GRIZZ
whoah!! now that’s what i’m talkin’ about hahah!
PANDA
ah the train got closer!!! ahhh! hurry hurry hurry!
GRIZZ
we won! 
PANDA
freedom!
GRIZZ
huh?
GRIZZ
ahhhhhhhh!
GRIZZ
aw my bindle!!!
PANDA
go without me…
GRIZZ
c’mon!!! move those baby legs!
GRIZZ
woah cool! 
PANDA
waaaaaahh!
PANDA
faster faster faster! 
PANDA
ah! take my paw!
GRIZZ
i-i’m trying!
PANDA
come on!! reach!!
GRIZZ
haha yeah! 
PANDA
it’s still gaining on us! 
GRIZZ
gahhhh! faster! 
PANDA
we’re not gonna make it!!! 
GRIZZ
ahhhhhhhh!
GRIZZ
gahhhh!!!!!!
oh my gosh! the thing! it’s today! bros?! i gotta get read-ahhhh! 
GRIZZ
pan pan!! bro!! today’s the day!! we’re running late! 
PANDA
oh my gosh i totally forgot!! lemme change into something else! 
GRIZZ
ok! ok! you look great! c’mon! let’s go! agh!!!! lil bro! stop chiseling! 
MAILMAN!
waaah!!
GRIZZ
excuse us!!
PANDA
sorry mailman!!
GRIZZ
woo-hoo!
PANDA
excuse me…coming thru!
GRIZZ
hey charlie! 
CHARLIE
oh hey bears!! 
GRIZZ
hurry…come on!
TABES
good morning bears! 
PANDA
coming thru….bear stack!
GRIZZ
ah! so sorry! our bad!!
PANDA
coming through!
excuse us!
sorry sorry sorry!!
GRIZZ
sorry again!
PANDA
grizz, we’re gonna be----whoah!
w-watch out! 
BEARS
waaah!! sorry!
GRIZZ
look, one of those scooter things!
PANDA
renting now! 
MIKEY
no! no--ahhhhh! 
CHLOE
hey bears!!
DARRELL
whoa! slow down guys!
GRIZZ
coming through!
watch out!
GRIZZ
wahhhhh!
GRIZZ
wahhhh!
MOM
ahhhh!!!!
JEREMY
GRIZZ
waaaaaaah!
GRIZZ
buhhh- i feel slightly sick… 
PANDA
did we make it? 
GRIZZ
ah! bros, there it is!!!
POUTINE LADY
bonjour! welcome to the grand opening of 
la bonne poutine! 
GRIZZ
yess, we did it! 
GRIZZ
ah! i’ve been wating for this new 
truck-- and we’re first in line! is this what 
being an influencer feels like? agh! feels nice.
PANDA
i don’t even know what poutine is…
POUTINE LADY
what’s poutine??- it’s the most delicious treat ever! and you know it’s good, cause it’s from canada!!! 
yes, canada! land of the free… home of the brave.
plus we love bears!.... see? 
GRIZZ
aww neat. we’ll have three 
poutines please!
POUTINE LADY
comin’ right up! 
PANDA
hey guys! get in get in guys!! ---say poutine! 
BEARS
poutine! 
PANDA
haha-  so i’ve decided to start over 
and rebrand myself online as a “cool” guy
this time!
PANDA
coolguy28, to be exact. 
GRIZZ
hmmmn. i can smell the likes already. 
POUTINE LADY
order up! three poutines!... hm?
GRIZZ
oh! guess we got here just in time!
look at all these hungry people.
JOE
we’re not hungry—
TATTOO SUE
we’re angry! 
GARY
we’re angry…at you!
ANGRY MOB
yeah! 
BEARS
wha?
BRIDE
you ruined our wedding! 
GROOM
PIZZA GIRL
you ruined my pizza! 
BEAVERS
GRIZZ
uh, we’re sorry. it was an accident! we didn’t mean to. 
JOE
well we’re tired of your antics! 
ICE BEAR
ice bear’s antics are entertaining. 
GRIZZ
heh heh, that’s just what we do! 
PANDA
yeah, it’s fun, and uh,  endearing? 
ANGRY MOB
MURPHY
alright, alright, everyone calm down! 
now state your complaints in an orderly 
fashion, and i’ll add them to our bear 
complaint file. 
ANGRY MOB
GRIZZ
bear complaint file?? what is that?? 
MURPHY
yep…broke… skateboard… uh-huh…
GRIZZ
excuse me pardon me sorry just a sec….thank you…
MURPHY
stole… bear… complaints… binder…
JOE
and he pushed me! 
GRIZZ
wha… can you guys belive this?!
bears are too big and loud… 
ICE BEAR
made tote bags uncool… 
PANDA
the panda keeps asking me out, he is so awkward, why can’t he take a hint?
PANDA
this must be another panda, right…?
GRIZZ
aw man… i had no idea people felt this way
about us…! 
ICE BEAR
ice bear not bad bear—just misunderstood.
GRIZZ
ugh… we gotta fix this! but what do we do??
BEARS
huh?
MURPHY
hey!!! my car! 
ANGRY MOB
whoa! ah! hey!
MURPHY
now you see here, mister…!
NOM NOM
whats up?
MURPHY
ah omigosh! it’s nom nom!! 
PANDA
ugh…. nom nom.
JOE
hey nom nom, do the face! 
NOM NOM
oh you mean… this face? 
NOM NOM
yeah, just gimme the special.
POUTINE LADY
oh, i have something extra special for you 
mr. nom nom sir!! 
GRIZZ
oh- hey nom nom! 
NOM NOM
hey greg.
GRIZZ
oh. it’s grizz…
POUTINE LADY
and here it is! it’s a special nom nom poutine! 
NOM NOM
meh… i’m full.  
GRIZZ
grrrrrr – i’m sick of being treated 
like this! nom nom can get away with 
anything! 
GRIZZ
i mean i  can’t even get away with….”sat on my birthday cake…” alright i did do that. 
PANDA
well what do you expect? that’s just how people treat you when you make cool videos.
ANGRY MOB
nom nom! nom nom! nom nom! nom nom! nom nom! 
GRIZZ
well then we just need to make cool videos and stuff too.
PANDA
uhh, grizz, that never works—remember?
PANDA
mom? are you in there? 
GRIZZ
here’s your bottle! try to get up!
ICE BEAR
bad video. no likes.
PANDA
look, my point is, people didn’t watch our 
videos before, and they’re not gonna watch
 ‘em now.  we’re just not popular.
GRIZZ
but----what if this time---we make the ultimate video!! the most viral of the viral!
PANDA
i guess….but it’s not like we can force people to watch our video…
ICE BEAR
ice bear has idea. 
SQUIRREL
bah!
GRIZZ
aaannnd….haha! 
GRIZZ
hey lil’ bro! how’s it going up there?
lil’ broooo!!!
ICE BEAR
hacking complete. ice bear is in.
GRIZZ
alright-alright-alright! let’s get this show
on the road!
pan man! how’s the set coming along?
PANDA
uhh okay i guess---- grizz, i don’t know about this plan… 
GRIZZ
panda, it’s foolproof! we’re putting every 
popular internet thing into one video. 
they’re gonna love it!!
PANDA
uh- shouldn’t we be a little more original? won’t this seem—i don’t know---a little cringy, and passe? 
GRIZZ
yo---it’ll go great, man- the internet is a positive place, full of only kind and supportive people!
PANDA
aaaa –
GRIZZ
sh-shh. do it for the 
LIKES.
okay---- last thing we need is….oh! your 
phone!
PANDA
wha – my phone – why??
GRIZZ
we have to connect to your account!
coolguy28, riiight?
GRIZZ
how’s that going by the way?
PANDA
wha! how is that even possible!? 
okay…. you’re right….
nothing left to lose!
GRIZZ
that’s the spirit!
alright places everybody places!
GRIZZ
panda---you ready for your closeup?
PANDA
yeah, i guess…
GRIZZ
little bro?
ICE BEAR
ice bear born ready.
GRIZZ
okay boys….it’s showtime.
ASTRONAUT
GRIZZ
yo bay area fam! you ready to 
party!? cuz things are about to get lit up in 
here!
GRIZZ
we’re comin’at you with the most fire hits!
GRIZZ
and don’t  forget to like, comment, and subscribe--- to bears! cuz bears are actu ally really cool and the best!!
GRIZZ
let’s go!
ohhhhhhh!
JOE
wow this is so cringey. is this for real dude?
GRIZZ
wah! oh man! so cold! 
WOMAN
GRANDPA
these memes are older than i am.
KATE
i don’t get it…
PANDA
whoa!!!
GRIZZ
aah this is going great-panda! go check on the stats!
PANDA
ah okay!
ow! woah what! i think this is really working!! i think people love it!
wah! ….uh guys something is wrong…
GRIZZ
panda stop worrying! the stream must go on!
GRIZZ
oh man! what’s happening?
CROWD
hahah ahhhhhh!!!
GRIZZ
oh no! ahhh! help help! 
well-- stream’s over i guess.
PANDA
do people like us now?
GRIZZ
oh sure. they’re gonna love us –uh oh.
NEWSCASTER
outraged citizens descend on city hall
tonight in the aftermath of a massive blackout attributed to three bears, and their desperate bid for attention.
MURPHY
quiet please! everyone quiet. now, i know 
you’re upset but if we all calm down, i’m sure these bears can explain themselves.
GRIZZ
uhhh. jeez, um… sorry, everyone!  we made a mistake. but good news! it’s not gonna
happen again! right, bro?
ICE BEAR
ice bear is filled with deep regret.
PANDA
uh… i'm sorry about everything. i thought it was a bad idea in the first place, but someone dragged me into it...
GRIZZ
heh heh heh…
MURPHY
mhm. welp, there you go. let’s just jot this
down in the bear file and –
PIZZA GIRL
these bears should be held accountable!!  
SUSAN
their high jinks have gone on way too long! 
JOE
and they smell!
GRIZZ
hmm…
OFFICER
ok umm... maybe pick up some trash or paint a 
MURPHY
fence… err?
MURPHY
PANDA
who’s that?
TROUT
step aside… i’ll take over from here.
MURPHY
uh…who are you?
TROUT
agent trout. department of national
wildlife control. i’m here because someone
isn’t doing their job.
TROUT
i apologize for being subtle--- but it’s you.
you’re not doing your job.
TROUT
see – you’ve got a bear problem. and i’m a 
problem solver…
MURPHY
bear problem?
TROUT
bear problem.
nature. we all love nature. a stroll in the 
park. a hike, on a sunny afternoon.
but what happens when nature… invades??!
coyotes! – bullying schoolchildren! 
pigeons! – dealing in contraband! 
wild cougars! – stalking the innocent!
i’ve seen it all, folks. but i’ve never seen 
anything as disturbing as what you see here
today.
GRIZZ
hey… is he talking about us?
TROUT
no comments until the end of the 
presentation.
in this world there is a natural
order. and when that order is violated, 
when wild animals are allowed to live
among us, in our communities! in our homes!
TROUT
that’s when nature becomes unnatural! are
we really going to tolerate these bears – 
TROUT
wreaking havoc in the city? walking on two
legs? … talking!???
and the sickest, most distrubing thing these
bears do?
they stack!
GRIZZ
what’s wrong with that?
TROUT
what’s wrong with that?!
these bears are a threat to the natural 
order! as long as they’re here, your entire 
way of  life is at risk.
SARAH
w-w-what do we do!? 
TROUT
simple. we do what i do best… capture, detain, 
and relocate the infestation.
send these bears back to where they belong –
a bear reserve!
TROUT
cut off from human society forever!
CHILDREN
yay!!
SARAH
yeahhh! no more bears!! 
SUE
yeahhh! no more bears!! 
PANDA
what now grizz!?
GRIZZ
i don’t know!
agh! hey!
you can’t do this! hey! this is wrong! 
PANDA
this is our home! you can’t just force us out!!
ugh!
no no no! please! (shoved effort)
GRIZZ
oh ow!
ICE BEAR
don’t shove ice bear. ice bear knows where to 
go. 
TROUT
hold it. leave us…
you’ve been living among humans for so 
long but that time has passed…
GRIZZ
you can’t do this!! this is our home!
PANDA
yeah! we’ll get a lawyer!
TROUT
lawyer? pffft, what are you gonna do? pay them in honey? (chuckles) …farewell. take em away.
pay them in honey… ahhh…(wipes tear)
what do you want? 
TABES
we want justice!
CHLOE
this is unconstitutional…
LUCY
what are you, crazy?
DARRELL
if you hurt them, i will…i will… 
write a very long letter to my senator!
TROUT
i’m not going to hurt them. i’m sending them to a place where they’ll be happy. isn’t that what you want, little girl?
CHLOE
grrrrrr.
TROUT
officer murphy is on his way delivering the 
bears as we speak, and there’s nothing you 
can do to change that.
MURPHY
hey, trout--- where’d the car go?
TROUT
officer murphy?!
MURPHY
that’s weird, i was just getting some 
coffee and donuts and ---
TROUT
rrr!!!! if you’re here, then who is 
driving the car???
GRIZZ
whaaaa! oof!
PANDA
grizz!! are you okay!?
hey! would you mond not driving like a 
maniac?! 
ahhhhhh!
CHARLIE
aw, it’s alright, henry! the car sickness will go away soon!
GRIZZ
charlie!!!!
GRIZZ
oof!
CHARLIE
hey bears! a lil’ birdie told me y’all
were in some trouble!
BRENDA
CHARLIE
she also taught me how to hijack this police
vehicle.
GRIZZ
charlie! you’re a life saver!!!
PANDA
yeah, charlie! we never would’ve guessed it was you!  
CHARLIE
aw my pan pan! get in here!
PANDA
ugh!
ugh! shouldn’t you be watching the road or somethin???
CHARLIE
ah! no worries, i got someone on it!
PANDA
uhh, how many animals did you bring with
you??
CHARLIE
hmm i don’t know. like, all of them?
BRENDA
CHARLIE
ah, don’t worry bears! i got a plan to hide and everything!
CHARLIE
OOPH!
CHARLIE
what’s the news, carl? 
great- squeak squeak squeak….
bears! bears!!
looks like the coast is clear fellas! here, put these on so nobody recognizes ya…
GRIZZ
what’s the point?
CHARLIE
doo doo doo one fer you! 
GRIZZ
everyone hates us.
CHARLIE
one for you!
PANDA
and that trout guy wants to throw us in bear jail.
CHARLIE
…and one fer you!!
ICE BEAR
ice bear always the outlaw. never the law.
GRIZZ
i don’t know what we’re gonna do…
CHARLIE
here’s what you do!...burn all your stuff!
CHARLIE
the more precious, the warmer the fire. 
PANDA
aughh!!! my stuff! 
PANDA
augh! we’ll never find a place to call home again! 
ICE BEAR
mi casa no casa.
CHARLIE
what a cruel world!
PANDA
CHARLIE
GRIZZ
huh?!
wooo – wooo hot hot hot hot hot hot!!
CHARLIE
alright who’s ready to burn off their fingerprints?
GRIZZ
bros! i know what we can do!
GRIZZ
canada! we can start a new life in canada! 
PANDA
what? canada?!
GRIZZ
yeah! canada!
everyone’s brave! everything’s free!
GRIZZ
and they love bears in canada! just look at this picture! 
we wouldn’t have to hide--- we could be free, livin’ the canadian dream!
PANDA
uhm, i don’t think this is a good idea, grizz--- 
we don’t even have passports! 
GRIZZ
we don’t need passports-- we’re bears! 
PANDA
ppfftt, uh, so what are we gonna do-- change the car so we can drive around undetected?
GRIZZ
great job, boys! thanks so much, charlie--  for everything. keep in touch, y’know.
ICE BEAR
ice bear will never forget charlie’s face… and feet.
CHARLIE
ah it was nuthin’, bears!! i’d do anything for you guys!
GRIZZ
ok now where’s panda?
what’s he doin’?
CHARLIE
ah--i’ll see what’s up—he loooves me…
hey pan man, y’all set to go to canada? 
i know you might be a little tense from nerves, but – waaaah!
PANDA
rrrrr----stop!!! we-we’re rushing into this way too fast! 
canada?! i-i wanna stay here!
GRIZZ
hey, i don’t wanna leave either, man. but we have no choice, panda. 
PANDA
but we’re leaving everything behind! 
our home! our friends! our whole life! 
and it’s way too risky! 
GRIZZ
panda. i know it’s a risk, but trust your big bro! if we work together, everything will work out fine -- 
PANDA
no grizz! come on lil’ bro, you know it’s smarter to stay here. 
GRIZZ
lil bro knows that staying here is a bad idea! we gotta go to canada! 
PANDA
we should stay! 
GRIZZ
go!
PANDA
stay!
ICE BEAR
please don’t break ice bear.
PANDA
waaah!! oof!
rrrrggg! you wanna go to canada so bad just go without me!
GRIZZ
fine!
PANDA
fine!
GRIZZ
fine!
c’mon- let’s go.
PANDA
what are you so happy about? 
CHARLIE
oh nothing! just the fact that we have all this time to hangout and be best friends in the woods all alone forever and ever and ever and ever and ever… 
PANDA
wait up!!! wait wait wait for me!
oof! ughhhh. 
GRIZZ
i knew you’d come around, pan pan. 
PANDA
yeah yeah don’t rub it in. i’m only here to make sure you two don’t get into any more trouble. 
GRIZZ
sounds good to me! and i’ve got an idea to get us going! 
GRIZZ
oh yeah! whoo-hoohoo! yeah! that’s what i’m talkin’ about! hit it brotha! we are driving to canada in style baby! wooooo!!
COP ALEX
huh? 
ah! doy! the lid was on…
COP JEREMY
hey guys! i think i found another clue!
WALLA
yayyyyy.
COP DOUG
that’s my boy!
MURPHY
welp, the cave is co mpletely empty—looks like the bears’ve skipped town. so---case closed.
TROUT
this case isn’t closed, until i say it is.
MURPHY
uh, but they’re gone—isn’t that what you wanted?
TROUT
don’t worry—you and your adorable little team can relax. i’ve called my own reinforcements to finish the job.
MURPHY
reinforcements?....huh?
SWAT TEAM
hup hup hup!
MURPHY
uhh… trout? this seems like, a lot…
TROUT
listen up. three fugitive bears are on the loose and we’re going to find them. let’s show officer murphy how we handle wild animals.
SWAT TEAM
MURPHY
you are just… capturing these
bears--- yes? 
TROUT
yes. capture them. no matter the cost… 
GRIZZ
oh canada… our home and… something trees…ohhh canada…
PANDA
ugh!  grizz, enough already!  at least learn the words.
GRIZZ
c’mon panda.  lighten up!  we’re roadtrippin’!  this is fun – right lil’ bro?
PANDA
fun? grizz, how can you be so calm about this? we’re fugitives!  
GRIZZ
relax, panda they’ll never find us. don’t think of this as us on the run, think of it more like… a roadtrip!
PANDA SONG
what? a road trip?
but, grizz...we’re wanted.
we’re...criminals!!…and, and…
GRIZZ SONG
shhhshhshh--- listen up.
come on little bro, think of everywhere we
can go…
PANDA SONG
 but grizz, the popo…
GRIZZ SONG
no need to dwell, when we’ve got the open
road 
ICE BEAR SONG
ice bear wants to lay low
GRIZZ SONG
this is gonna be the best time,
put your fears away, enjoy the ride
we’re gonna have a ball on the way to canada!
aha! just think of it! 
PANDA SONG
i dunno grizz…
GRIZZ SONG
listen...on the way to canada we…….
can pop in on a diner by the roadside, fresh baked pies and cheer in every eye!
PANDA SONG
what makes you think they’d like us at all? probably end up mounted on a wall
we outta lay low on the way to canada
GRIZZ SONG
aw, c’mon—don’t be a downer panda, there’s plenty other things—
like….oh! i know…how bout….
roadside attractions - those are never a bore a giant ball of yarn, or those concrete dinosaurs – 
PANDA SONG
ugh, so old,  probably falling to bits,
crushed by the camp, it’d be just the pits
we outta lay low on the way to canada
GRIZZ SONG
aww---c’mon pan man…. there’s gotta be something that you wanna see! c’mon bros, you love adventure! what’s it gonna be?
PANDA SONG
 well, i guess… i’ve always wanted to take selfies in the desert 
GRIZZ SONG
ooh!  ok!!! yeah!! that’s great!
ICE BEAR SONG
ice bear wants to see the redwood trees 
GRIZZ SONG
ah! hehe!  that’s perfect!
PANDA SONG
and it’d be cool to send out postcards to all friends 
GRIZZ SONG
yeah!! there you go!
ICE BEAR SONG
ice bear wants to see...the muffler men 
GRIZZ SONG
  uh…ok--- sure.
PANDA SONG
 huh...y’know...
maybe this won’t be so bad after all!
GRIZZ SONG
yeah- and just cuz we fell, doesn’t mean we’ll continue to fall
PANDA SONG
we left our home, and that’s a pain,
but we’re gonna have a good time anyway-
ALL SONG
we’re gonna have a ball on the way to
canada!
we’re gonna have a ball on the way to
canada!
we’re gonna have a ball on the way to
canada!!
GRIZZ
see panda? trust your big bro. everything’s gonna be okay! 
PANDA
yeah, yeah. oh! i’m gonna check and see if there’s any cool stops coming up. 
ICE BEAR
ice bear sees stop ahead.
GRIZZ
huh…?
GRIZZ
what’s with all the traffic?
GRIZZ
hmmmmm… 
GRIZZ
gahhh! it’s the police and they have pictures!
PANDA
oh yeah? of who?
GRIZZ
of us!
PANDA
wh-what?! oh noo, w-w-what do we do?
GRIZZ
uh, ok. stay calm… just umm…back up and we’ll take a different road.

PANDA
bahh!! we’re trapped!
BEARS
ahhhhhhhh…
GRIZZ
quick, panda! get charlie’s bag! 
PANDA
grizz stop it, i gotta--! gimme the hat! gimme the hat!

GRIZZ
one second!
PANDA
 ow grizz, you’re on my foot!
GRIZZ
heheh – hello officer!
TROOPER 1 
turn that hippy-dippy music off. 
TROOPER 1 
you gentlemen from around here? 
ICE BEAR
yes… no… ask again later.  
TROOPER 1 
have you seen these three bears? 
PANDA
noooooo…
PANDA
oh wh-what are they doing there, heh, stacking? heh… that’s so weeeeird… hehehe.
GRIZZ
we’re humans! 
TROOPER 1 
riiight… i’m gonna need your registration.
GRIZZ
oh, sure thing officer.
TROOPER 1 
hmmm… i’ll have to run this by my boss. you stay put. 
TROOPER 1
we got a four-thirty-six on the twenty-two.
GRIZZ
we gotta get out of here! go go go! 
floor it! 
PANDA
no!!! 

we can’t just bolt outta here! 
GRIZZ
uh… uh… we can get out and run!
PANDA 
no! we just ate!
GRIZZ
what if we sing another song?
PANDA
cops hate music.
GRIZZ
well fine then, why don’t we just leave really slow! 

 
PANDA
y-yeah, l-let’s try that!
TROOPER 1 
that’s right sir, we found them. it’s obviously just three bears in disguises. 
TROUT
hold them there, i’m on my way!
TROOPER WALLA
yeah, so i, uh, start everyday with 100 push ups/is that the new baton model?/yeah pretty nice huh? can’t wait to use it!/we’ll find those bears any second now. 

TROOPER 1
yes sir, we’ll hold them!
heh, dumb bears.

TROOPERS
huh? oof!!
TROOPER 1
we got em sir.
TROUT
open up, bears! we know you’re in there! 

TROUT
huh?…aarrrrr. do these people look like bears to you?

TROOPER 1
nooo?

TROUT
of course they’re not bears, you dummy! 
MURPHY
a trick i use to tell the difference is noting the lack of fur, and cute little ears. 
heh, cause there bears.
TROOPER 1
ugh!
GRIZZ
yeah!! man that was a piece of cake. (sigh) everything is coming up bears.
PANDA
everything is not coming up bears!
GRIZZ
hey!
PANDA
if we keep on the main roads, we’re gonna get caught. i found a detour. it’s safer!
PANDA
ok, take the next left little bro.
GRIZZ
that’ll take forever. we’ll never reach canada. c’mon the main highway’s a straight shot.

PANDA
but they’ll find us on this road…

GRIZZ
panda, relax. we’re fine buddy, we’re past ‘em. just keep going this route.

PANDA
hey!
MAP VOICE
staying on current course.
PANDA
stop it grizz! no! we gotta take the detour!
MAP VOICE
route updated
ICE BEAR
ice bear suggests this route

PANDA
hey stop! don’t you start.
MAP VOICE
route updated.
GRIZZ
we should just stay on this road!
PANDA
give it back grizz!!
GRIZZ
this is faster! no go this way!
MAP VOICE
re-routing route updated route updated.
ICE BEAR
ice bear wants to drive this road
PANDA
no! stop! give it back! stop! it’s my phone!
MAP VOICE
route updated. route updated. route updated
GRIZZ
oh no bro!
ICE BEAR
ice bear can’t slow down. breaks not working.
GRIZZ
wha? everyone okay?
PANDA
yeah… barely.
GRIZZ
huh?
PANDA
oh great our van is totaled! nice job

everyone
GRIZZ
wait…do you hear that?

guys, guys, guys! it’s gonna be fine! we’re

good! i’m sure whoever’s over there can

help us fix our van. c’mon bros! forward!
PANDA
we’re gonna die here aren’t we?
GRIZZ
woah is this a corn field? can we eat the

corn?
PANDA
no grizz! that would be stealing!
ICE BEAR
ice bear just eating stuff off the

ground… nom
PANDA
huh? what the heck is
that?
GRIZZ
woah weird… it’s like some kind of stick

house… a stick stadium!
PANDA
what’s it doing way out in the middle of

nowhere?
ICE BEAR
ice bear getting weird vibes.

COW
y’all goin’ in or what? got a mad case of
fomo already.
GRIZZ
aah!
PANDA
COW
what?
PANDA
how…uh…cow…what…
COW
ah—you forgot the password—happens all

the time, no worries. i got ya.
doorman
what’s the password??
COW
1-2-3-4.
DOORMAN
yeah that’s it.
COW
alright boys – here we go!
COW
welcome!!
COW
oh hey girl! i see you! hahaha

GRIZZ
it’s like an animal rave??
PANDA
“internet animal fest?”
wait—guys! i think i recognize these animals!
they’re all internet famous!  like you!

you’re angry kitty!
ANGRY KITTY
yeah, that’s me. 
GRIZZ
so cool! 
PANDA
elephant
and i’m the painting elephant! i paint with my

nose!
JOEY
juice my car raccoons, man! 
JACKED KANGAROO
and i’m jacked kangaroo! 
te-hoo!

you bears ready to party?!
GRIZZ
you … wanna party with us?
PANDA
nobody’s ever asked us to party before.
CROWD
yeah! join us! wooo!!!!
WOLVES
yeaaaa party awoooo!! 
GRIZZ
ok! we’re in! let’s go!!
GRIZZ
huh?
COW
oh hey guys!
GRIZZ
woah—i knew i recognized you—you’re

dramatic cow!
COW
yeah, but i don’t like to brag or nothin’…
PIZZA RAT
hey, what’s up guys! crazy party huh? 

yeaahhhh….

can you follow me? please? 
PANDA
uhh… sure… who are you? 
PIZZA RAT
i’m pizza rat!
PANDA
um, here you go…
PIZZA RAT
hahaha yeah! pizza rat, one million and one

followers! 
JACKED KANGAROO
one million…hahah

ELEPHANT
PIZZA RAT
aww, c’mon bros, getting followers is
hard – especialy when everyone started
copying my video!
bruh—stop that! i’ll sue you man—i will 
bro! 

PIZZA RAT
mm—anyways---so how many followers do
you guys have? how’d you guys go viral? 
GRIZZ
naw man, haha—we aren’t actually
internet famous…
COW
what now? i thought you bears were viral
video stars—y’all were just basic this
whole time?? mmmh
ANIMAL 1
this party is for internet animals only!
ANIMAL 2
it’s against the rules!
JOEY
booo!!!
GRIZZ
well, we tried to go viral.
PANDA
f-follow me at coolguy28? heh. 
ICE BEAR
ice bear popular  in asia.
GRIZZ
uh…what’re you guys gonna do?

COW
we’re callin the popo!
BEARS
no…trout…
please let us go! put us
down
CROWD
call the cops! call the cops! call 
the cops! call the cops! call the cops! 
BEARS
you don’t understand!

let us go! please no! let us go! please, stop!
GRIZZ
uh…parley!
CROWD
huh? wha-?
COW
what?
PANDA
grizz, what are you doing? 

GRIZZ
i dunno, i heard it in a movie. 
COW
“parley?” what does that even mean?
SOUTHERN OWL
parlay – to cease fire and hold a 

conference with the opposing side. hmmm..

well sounds like we gotta hear them

out!
CROWD

GRIZZ
l-look i’m sorry everyone. we-we didn’t mean

to crash your party….we just…crashed our

car---and now we’re stuck here. 
PANDA
please, we got kicked out of our
home, just because we’re bears. 
ICE BEAR
being ice bear… shouldn’t be a crime.

GRIZZ
we’re just trying to get to canada…to maybe

find a place that will accept us for who we

are!
PANDA
nobody cares about us because we’re
different.
PANDA
haven’t you had any people judge you
like that? 
ANGRY KITTY
yeah…people think i’m mad all the time
because i look angry. but this is just my face!
i have other feelings too.
ELEPHANT
nobody takes me seriously as an artist (sniff)

…just because i paint with my nose.
JACKED KANGAROO
and everyone just looks at me as a buff
kangaroo. but i’m so much more than that.
why can’t people see?
GRIZZ
the world can be a cruel and unkind place…
we just want to believe it’s not all like that.
COW
hey…maybe we did judge you unfairly. we’re
sorry bears. 

listen—we’ll fix your car so you can find
your new home.

JOEY
we’re on it!!!
jojo
JOEY
that was real inspiring, bears!
JOJO
yeah! we’ll hook you up!
COW
come with me—you can stay with us for 

the night.
GRIZZ
thanks!  thanks everyone!! we love you!
PANDA
thanks you guys!
PIZZA RAT
what, they get to stay??! it took me 500
thousand followers before you even let me
in! how’s that fair?? 
PIZZA RAT
….i’ll end you, bro.
GRIZZ

PANDA
hey grizz? what happens if we never find a
new home?
GRIZZ
hm… i don’t know i never thought about it.
ICE BEAR
ice bear… full of uncertainty. 
GRIZZ
yeah don’t worry bros we always figure it
out.
PANDA
yeah…you’re right. well good night.
ICE BEAR
sweet dreams
GRIZZ
good night
BABY PANDA
noooo!
GRIZZ
huh?
BABY PANDA
please don’t step on me grizz!
GRIZZ
oh! hey pan! what’re you doin’ down

there bud?
GRIZZ
eh, no worries- i got you dude---
lemme carry you the rest of the way.
BABY PANDA
gee, thanks grizz!
GRIZZ
oooph!! huh? -----hey –lil bro! haha
alright, don’t worry i can help you both off this bridge.

BABY PANDA
yay!!
GRIZZ
wha?
BABY PANDA
oh no! the train! it’s gonna get us!!
GRIZZ
not to worry, bros. we have 
plenty of time to get off the tracks.
BABY PANDA
hey grizz could you help me out too?
GRIZZ
sure! no worries guys!
GRIZZ
huh? welcome aboard.
BABY PANDA
how ‘bout me?
BABY PANDA
and me!
BABY PANDA

GRIZZ
ah!
BABY PANDAS
GRIZZ
huh? phew! hah
TROUT

BABY PANDAS
oh no! we’re not gonna make it! help us

grizz! help! he’s gonna catch us! no

please! we’re doomed!
GRIZZ

BABY PANDAS

GRIZZ
don’t worry bros, i’ll make sure you’re

SAFE!
TROUT

GRIZZ
aaah!
GRIZZ

BABY PANDAS
GRIZZ
ah! no! no!
BABY PANDAS
aaaaaah!
TROUT

GRIZZ
please! aah!
TROUT
farwell bear!
GRIZZ
ah!
GRIZZ
aaah!
PANDA
grizz wha-what’s…wrong?
GRIZZ
nevermind i think i need some fresh air.
PANDA
okay…if you need anything
GRIZZ
can’t see a thing, its too dark in here… ah!
GRIZZ
guys, guys, get up get up!
PANDA
ugh, grizz stop waking us up, what is it this 
time?
PANDA
ahhhh!

TROUT
this is the end of the line, bears! we have you surrounded!
come out with your paws up!
GRIZZ
ahhh how’d they find us?!
PIZZA RAT
sorry bears--- i had to snitch!  
BEARS
augh! pizza rat!!!
PANDA
hey i followed you man!
PIZZA RAT
i know but…. so did they!
PIZZA RAT
yes! yes! more followers! (laughs)

TROUT
take em down boys.
GRIZZ
aah!
PANDA

PANDA
oh no! what do we do?!
COW
you’re not welcome here!
GRIZZ
huh?
COW
animals!!!
drop the beat.
CROWD

COW
come on hurry!
TROOPERS

CROWD

GOAT

TROOPER

JACKED


TROUT
you fools! come back! they’re just a bunch of wild animals!
MURPHY
actually, they’re not wild-- they’re cute viral video animals! 
TROUT
rrrrrrr…..
MURPHEY 
oomph!
COW
come on! come on!
COW
everyone these bears need to split now!
JOEY
aye don’t worry--  it’s all ready for ya!

JO JO
yeah yeah, check it—we good!
PANDA
wow you fixed it. it’s back to normal!
JOEY
not quite. 
JOJO
we juiced it
GRIZZ
whoooaaa!
PANDA
joey
yeyahhh! runnin’ on one-hundred percent – 
JOJO
-lava lamp baby!
JOEY
we wanted to keep it on theme!
COW
enough! quit talkin’ and get driving!
COW
good luck bears-- be safe out there. 
JOEY
yeah but if you ever get in a pinch, just hit that button on the dash.
JOJO
no no! not now man!
COW
pssshhh. amateures… 
BEARS
thanks you guys! bye!
TROUT
rrrr…what?!
alpha team! regroup! they’re getting away!!!
step on it murphy!
MURPHY
nuh uh… aren’t you forgetting something? 
TROUT
go!
ANGRY KITTY

GRIZZ
whoa, where are we? we haven’t been driving that long…
PANDA
hmmmn… looks like we’re passing through some kind of industrial zone. it’s all that’s left before we reach canada. 
ICE BEAR
huh?! 
GRIZZ
woah lil bro. hey, uh---why are you speeding up so much? 
PANDA
guuuuuys, we’ ve got company. 

TROUT
this is your last chance---pull over bears! 

GRIZZ
oh no! they’ve caught up to us!!
PANDA
hello, police? hi, i was wondering if i 

could request a jail cell with a top bunk bed? 
GRIZZ
panda no!!! 
PANDA
wah!
GRIZZ
we can’t give up! we’ve come too

far! we just have to lose these bozos. 
GRIZZ
lil bro, you up for the challenge? 

 
ICE BEAR
ice bear is ready to do or die.  
GRIZZ
step on it bro! 
ICE BEAR
burning rubber.  


TROUT
all units! after those bears! 

GRIZZ
dude, they’re right on our ah turn left! 

no! no! right! drift drift! 
GRIZZ
ahh! ugh! 
PANDA
ahhhh! 
GRIZZ
whoahhhh! 
PANDA
ahhh! 
PANDA
woah! watch out for that ramp! 
BEARS
GRIZZ
ah!! 
TROUT
punch it, murphy! 
MURPHY
but trout, theres a mean lookin’ ramp ahead. 
TROUT
just do it! faster! 
MURPHY
ok! 
TROUT
stop running, bears!! you have no chance of escape— 

ram em’ murphy! 
MURPHY
waaaah!!!
PANDA
ah! 
PANDA
whoah! ……oof! 
GRIZZ
ahh!!! what do we do?!! at this rate – huh! 
ICE BEAR
lava power 
GRIZZ
huh? oh the special button! 
ICE BEAR
let’s boogie.
PANDA
ughh… huh? what?? uh… ahh! 
GRIZZ
w-w-w-ah! what is going on?  
PANDA
ah! ahh oh no what’s happening?! 
MURPHY
what the sweet peas is that?? 
PANDA
is this some kind of  control board? uh, i dunno… i’ll pick the big one!
GRIZZ
i wonder what lava power means??---whaaa!!! (panicked yelling)  
TROUT
ah! 
PANDA
no. 
GRIZZ
pan man, what the heck are you doing back 

here? 
PANDA
i don’t know what the buttons do! i pushed 

the big one and it almost brought this whole

place down! 
GRIZZ
well push another one! 
PANDA
ahh uhh…. (effort)
TROUT
aah!
MURPHY
just a second here…
GRIZZ
whoa! hahaha! try another one!  
PANDA
 aaah okay

yes ahahahah!
GRIZZ
we gotta speed up bro! 
ICE BEAR
ice bear maxed out. 
GRIZZ
whoohoo! yea take that! 
PANDA
haha!! lava power baby! 
PANDA
whoa!
GRIZZ
panda! i got you, pan pan! 
PANDA
waaah! grizzz!
PANDA
oh no! cellie!! 
TROUT
drive steady…. 
MURPHY
uh trout… be careful… that looks uh… 

dangerous!
GRIZZ
 panda, hang on! 
PANDA
ahh! 
TROUT
you. will. be. captured.  
MURPHY
huh? (big gasp) sweet biscuits! 
TROUT
baaah!!!
MURPHY
oh no! the bears! 
GRIZZ
ahh! 
GRIZZ
ahh! panda! grab my paw! 
GRIZZ
gotcha! 

PANDA
oof!  uh oh…
TROUT
grahhhhhh! 
TROUT
murphy!!? call reinforcements to follow them!
MURPHY
but we don’t know where they’re going? they

could be headed anywhere…
TROUT
grra!!!!
TROOPER 2
sir- this is unit 21. we found something…. 
TROUT
i’ll be right there. hurm. 
GRIZZ
come on ol’ van, you got this! oof..oof
PANDA
aw man! now what do we do? 
GRIZZ
guys look look loooook! 
GRIZZ
is that… it is!!! 
GRIZZ
canada!!!
GRIZZ
freedom!!
PANDA
acceptance!
ICE BEAR
lumber.
PANDA
oh, what are we waiting for? let’s run! 
GRIZZ
no… wait… let’s stack! 
GRIZZ
hello! we’re here to come to…
BEARS
canada!!!
GUARD
oooo haha bears ooh! this is just great! you guys are gonna love it here. we canadians love bears – see? 
GRIZZ
 oh, and we love you, mr. canadian!
PANDA
ah! i’m so ready for the beginning of our new lives!
ICE BEAR
ice bear ready for universal healthcare.
GUARD
haha, that’s wonderful guys! just show me your passports, and you’ll be good to go! 
GUARD
just show me your passports! 
PANDA
ummm uh.
GRIZZ
um…we… don’t have passports…
GUARD
oh. well then… uh… i can’t let you in then, can i? 
GRIZZ
wait what?
BEARS
woahhhh! 
GRIZZ
no! that can’t be right??! 
PANDA
grizz!! i thought you said we didn’t need passports. 
GRIZZ
bu— but—i – i – i thought…
PANDA
ughh, i can’t believe this… 
GRIZZ
please, sir you have to let us in. i mean, we’re bears! we don’t need passports… right? 
GUARD
mmm…maybe not in the states… but up here, you sure do! sorrey! 
GRIZZ
no! no sorrey! you don’t know what me and my brothers went through to get here! surely there’s some way – just let us through!! 
GUARD
no can do.
GRIZZ
ah! then we’ll just climb over then huh? we won’t tell. 
GUARD
oooh! my poutine’s done! well good luck!
GRIZZ
what?! no! come on! come on! come on! come oooon!
PANDA
grizz. give it up already. it’s. over. 
GRIZZ
what? uughh-heh… nonsense panda!! i’ll think of something else – we can just sneak in another way. or uhh… we can go get passports! uh… c-c’mon! to the car, boys!
PANDA
hhhhhhh! i’ve had it! i’m over it grizz. 
GRIZZ
what are you talking about? 
PANDA
this! any of this.
PANDA
over and over, we get into trouble, 

you make up one of your schemes, and 

everything ends up worse.
GRIZZ
“schemes?!!” i’m the one trying to get us out of this mess!
PANDA
a mess that you created! 
PANDA
this never would’ve happened if you hadn’t pushed us into making that stupid video.
GRIZZ
hey, people liked that video!
PANDA
ugh--- you are so in denial!
GRIZZ
oh, i’m in denial, coolguy?
PANDA
how. dare. you.
PANDA
aw, see now look what you did!
GRIZZ
 look, let’s just calm down – playing the blame game isn’t getting us any closer to finding a new home.
PANDA
grizz, how are you not getting it through your thick head? you can’t fix this! 

we’re not wanted anywhere. we’re never gonna find a home! 
PANDA
i’m outta here.
GRIZZ
hey!  where are you going?? come one we gotta stick together! we can’t leave—we’re brothers!!
PANDA
uh….stop it!
PANDA
no!!!.... we’re not!!!!
PANDA
we’re not brothers, grizz. 

we’re just a bunch of dumb bears who made up some story to make ourselves feel better.
GRIZZ
panda…
TROUT
bravo. very entertaining. and really, it’s the 

least you bears could do after being so easy 

to find.  
TROUT
i mean, honestly – this was almost boring. 
PANDA
my phone!
PANDA

TROUT
and now… you’re coming with me. 

TROUT
welcome bears!

ahhhhh, the fresh smell of an animal reserve center. i do hope you’ll enjoy our state of the art facilities including a new electrically charge barbed wire fence. that’s ten thousand volts between you and the outside world. 
GRIZZ
what are you gonna do to us?! 
TROUT
what am i gonna do? well, i’ll start by putting each of you in one of these. 
BEARS
wah? no!! no!!!!
GRIZZ
no! stop! don’t touch us! 
PANDA
let me go, please!
ICE BEAR
hands off ice bear. 
GRIZZ
don’t do this! no!
GRIZZ
no! bros!  
PANDA
grizzzz help mee! 
GRIZZ 
ahh! no! lil bro!!  
ICE BEAR
get off ice bear. stop.
GRIZZ
ahhhhh! stop this! stop! 
TROUT
let him go.  
TROUT
so he can say goodbye for one last time.  
GRIZZ
what? what do you mean?
TROUT
why, we’re sending the beasts back to where they belong.  
PANDA
i don’t wanna go! 
GRIZZ
no! you monster!
MURPHY
trout?  isn’t this a little cruel…illegal even? you can’t separate the. i mean, they’re brothers.
TROUT
brothers? really? i don’t see the resemblence. 
MURPHY
well trout i-i just don’t- 
TROUT
this case is closed. you won’t be needed anymore, murphy. 

take them away.  
GRIZZ
no! panda! lil bro!! noooooooooooo!!!
GRIZZ
no….
TROUT
don’t worry, we got something extra special for you.  right…. over… there. 
GRIZZ
oooph!!
TROUT
what’s wrong? you don’t like your new home?
GRIZZ
why are you doing this to us?! we never did anything to you!
trout
why shouldn’t i? humans have been nature’s dominant predator since the beginning of time!

and this is the closest i will ever get to hunting you. 

so long, bear. 
GRIZZ

WILD BEAR

GRIZZ
GRIZZ
huh? oh? thanks.
WILD BEAR

GRIZZ
i’ve never seen so many bears before. so they captured you all too?
WILD BEAR

GRIZZ
oh right. sorry. i never learned to speak bear language
WILD BEAR

GRIZZ 

BABY GRIZZ
hey don’t be a sad bear!
GRIZZ
wha—what the…
BABY GRIZZ
wow this place is a dump
what happened to us dude?
GRIZZ
uhhhh….
GRIZZ
what happened? i messed up, that’s what happened. 
GRIZZ
i tried to make things better but all i end up doing is making things worse.

GRIZZ
i’m useless.

BABY GRIZZ
but what about our lil bros? don’t you care about them?
GRIZZ
it’s impossible, there’s nothing i can do… and its all my fault they’re even in this mess.
they’re better off without me

BABY GRIZZ
i see… that’s rough man… 
but… what about the promise we made to our brothers?

GRIZZ
promise? … what promise?
BABY GRIZZ
the day we first met? we made a promise to each other…. don’t you remember?
GRIZZ
when we… first met?
BABY GRIZZ
it’s still gaining on us!
BABY GRIZZ
faster!!

BABY PANDA
we’re not gonna make it!
BABY GRIZZ
i got you guys!
BABY GRIZZ
ah! i can’t believe we’re alive!
BABY PANDA
phew…. thanks for catching us.
we totally would have died. like really died.
BABY GRIZZ
haha it was nothing!
BABY PANDA
ow.
BABY GRIZZ
oh i’m grizz by the way! nice to meet ya!
BABY PANDA
i’m panda!

BABY GRIZZ
woah! i can’t believe we survived that! you were amazing man! 

the way you came in like “woosh! bam!” 
BABY GRIZZ
and you were like “pow! and then like “sha sha sha sha!”
BABY PANDA
oh yeah yeah yeah—and i was like…and i was like…uhh….
BABY PANDA
hey! i was not like that

BABY GRIZZ
haha wow we make a great team!

GRIZZ
gasp! wait a second….something is coming to me….hold on…..wait up…. thinking
okay! i just got a crazy idea! what if we kept this team thing going?
BABY PANDA
what do you mean?
BABY GRIZZ
you know, like, we’d stick together!
have each other’s backs! take care of each other!

BABY PANDA
like a …family?
BABY GRIZZ
yeah! exactly! and that would make us brothers!
BABY PANDA
but we don’t even look alike…
BABY GRIZZ
i know! that’s like, the best part!
BABY PANDA
yeah… yeah, i guess it is! cool i now have brothers!
BABY GRIZZ
yes!! 

let’s promise that the three of us are brothers!! for life!!
no matter what happens we’ll be there for each other.
BABY PANDA
yeah and support each other!
BABY GRIZZ
alright—“bros for life” on three---
1, 2, 3, !!
BABY GRIZZ
bros for life!!
GRIZZ
bros… for life.
BABY GRIZZ
it’s time we make good on those words!  
BABY GRIZZ
we made a promise!
BABY PANDA
yeah no matter what happens we’ll be 
there for for each other, right?!?
BABY GRIZZ
bros for life, right?? so what are you 
gonna do?!?
GRIZZ
i- i- i am gonna save my brothers!!
WILD BEAR

GRIZZ
i’m strong. i’m a big brother! graaaaaaaah!
WILD BEAR

GRIZZ
rawrrrr!
WILD BEARS

GRIZZ
rawrrr- yes! now to free my brothers! 
GRIZZ
fellow bears--- can you help me??

WILD BEARS

GRIZZ
sweet- alright!! but--- how do i get you 

guys out?
GRIZZ
that’s it!
TROOPER
they’re all loaded up sir.
TROUT
good. get ready for departure.
TROOPER
yes sir! huh?
TROOPERS
aahh!
BABY BEAR
roars
GUARD
gaaah!
TROUT
what the --???
PANDA
grizz!
GRIZZ
get out of the way trout! we’re going home! 
TROUT
you animals need to get back to your cages. 
GRIZZ
what you’re doing is wrong! we’re family and you can’t separate us!
TROUT
i said… get back to your cages!!!
GRIZZ
what the?!
WILD BEARS

TROUT
you think you belong?? ….that you can fit in with the rest of society? you are nothing but some filthy, mindless beasts!

GRIZZ
you’re wrong trout!
PANDA
ah!
TROUT
am i? 

your “brothers” will return to where they belong – and so will you. 

GRIZZ
huh?
TROUT
ha! what do you think you’re going to do with that?


GRIZZ
this!
PANDA
lil bro!
ICE BEAR
take ice bear’s hand if you want to live.
PANDA
ahhhh! oof!!

it’s over trout.
TROUT
no!
ICE BEAR
ice bear full of rage.
GRIZZ
your reign of terror is over.

TROUT
get back! get back you beasts!
TROUT
ahhh!
GRIZZ
these cages…this reserve…everything! you’re doing all of this because you’re afraid of what’s different. not because it’s right. and we’re not gonna stand for it.
TROUT
rrr! huh? no! noo!

no! let me out! let me out! free me right now you animals! nature has an order!
GRIZZ
nature adapts. maybe you should too.
PANDA
can wer go home now?
GRIZZ
yeah man! let’s do it
BEARS
huh?
PANDA
ahh!

oh man, this whole place is on fire! 
GRIZZ
we gotta get outta here!
PANDA
quick we need to get everyone to the exit! 
BEARS
ah!
PANDA
there’s no way out!
ICE BEAR
ice bear sense impending doom
GRIZZ
huh? do you guys hear that?
PANDA
what is it?
MURPHY
hang on bears! i’m on my way!
PANDA
is that…
BEARS
officer murphy?

MURPHY
i’m bringin’ her down!
MURPHY
sorry bears! i can’t land in this fire! you gotta figure out a way to come to me!
PANDA
agh!! how do we get up there???
GRIZZ
what do we do? what do we do? what do we do…
GRIZZ 
wait i got something!
PANDA
what is it?
GRIZZ
we just gotta do what we do best…
PANDA
oh! – yeah…
GRIZZ
brothers and sisters! listen to me!

everyone! 
GRIZZ
we gotta stack!!!
GRIZZ
murphy! we’re coming up! 

MURPHY
roger!
MURPHY
hurry bears! the fire is closing in!
GRIZZ
come on! hurry! you got it!
WILD BEARS

PANDA
i got you don’t worry! i got you! okay hurry it up! okay. gah!
GRIZZ
okay now keep stacking. yup faster! help each other out!
NEWSCASTER
we are reporting live from the scene of a massive forest fire surrounding an animal reserve center.


while workers have evacuated, dozens of bears are still trapped with no means of escape.

wait, something’s happening… 
NEWSCASTER
 it’s… it’s the bears! it appears that a grizzly, panda, and polar bear are leading an escape attempt by forming a—giant… bear stack! 

but the flames are closing in; there’s no telling if they’ll reach that helicopter in time.
MURPHY
hurry up bears!! grab on!
GRIZZ
steady… steady… 
GRIZZ
okay i think we’re gonna make it!
GRIZZ
wha? oof!
TROUT

TROUT
hahaha! i guess you bears are good for something after all!
GRIZZ
no! don’t do this trout!
TROUT
and who’s gonna stop me hmm?? your bear stack can’t reach me from there! ahahaha!

ahahahaha-- huh?
MURPHY
grrrrr!
TROUT
huh?
MURPHY
sit down trout and shut your donut hole!

hang on grizz i’m getting us out of here!
GRIZZ
everybody! lean! 
WILD BEARS

GRIZZ
got it!
MURPHY
here we go!
GRIZZ
hang on everybody!!!
GRIZZ
woohooo!
EXT. BEAR HOLDING FACILITY 
MEDIC
there you go—you’re gonna be alright, sir.
MURPHY
hey bears, how you holding up?
ICE BEAR
ice bear is invincible but a little sore.
PANDA
haha, i can’t believe we got out of that mess.
GRIZZ
yeah but…what about him?
MURPHY
eh don’t worry about trout, he won’t be bothering you anymore.
PANDA
so…what’ll we do now?
GRIZZ
i don’t know… but we’ll figure it out together
PANDA
bros for life?
GRIZZ
yeah, bros for life.
REPORTERS
REPORTERS
bears bears bears! Over here!
REPORTER 1
how did you pull off that incredible rescue?
REPORTER 2
how does it feel to be heroes? 
GRIZZ
heroes?!? 
panda
US?
REPORTER 3
will you pursue legal action?
REPORTER 2
have you thought about selling the movies rights to your story?
REPORTER 1 
when will you return home? 
GRIZZ
oh…uh, well--- i don’t know if that’s up to us…maybe ask him?
REPORTERS
Officer! officer!
REPORTER 1
when will the ban on the bears be lifted?
MURPHY 
hm?
uh…well, uh…. as an officer of the law, i will do everything in my power to make sure the bears return home.
MURPHEY
one at a time just one at a time…
GRIZZ
i can’t believe it! we’re finally going home!
BABY BEAR
rar!
PANDA
but what about all these bears?
ICE BEAR
ice bear will miss bear brethren
GRIZZ
hmm… i have an idea--
GRIZZ
hey officer murphy, can you do us one last favor?
huh?
POUTINE LADY
aaaand one special bear stack poutine just

for you! 
PANDA
oh this is so cute! 
POUTINE LADY
enjoy!
GRIZZ
thank you!
PANDA
jeez, i can’t believe we have our own poutine

special 
GRIZZ
ahah it looks just like us!
ICE BEAR
ice bear can’t wait to eat poutine brothers.
GRIZZ
ah, you know, things have really changed 

around here.
PANDA
yeah come to think of it we may be fitting in a 

little better these days haha. 
ICE BEAR
ice bear welcomes change
GRIZZ
alright guys lets eat!

i’m gonna do syrup and honey

hahah 
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