CARL CASHIER DAVID HIPSTARS JESSA LILITH MAN_1 MAN_2 ROY SANDRA WOMAN WOMAN_1 WOMAN_2 WOMAN_3 ROY From the very beginning, ROY cars were designed to be as powerful ROY and safe as possible. ROY And yet, ROY the automobile remains the most dangerous vehicle on Earth. ROY With the Monolith, we introduced a whole new way of thinking. ROY A car as a completely safe environment. ROY Adamantine nanotech body armor, ROY Ultra-thin bulletproof windows. ROY 25 different state of the art anti-hazard censors. ROY Our brand-new exclusive vault mode. ROY Cars are a place where most robberies happen, ROY where women are subject to harassment. ROY So we decided to finally build the monolith, ROY allowing our drivers to utterly eliminate any risk. ROY Our Monolith will feature interactive artificial intelligence, ROY a live driving companion and security manager. ROY Her name is Lilith. ROY You'll love to get to know her. ROY All these features make Monolith ROY quite simply the safest car ever built ROY and the safest place for you and your family. DAVID Sandra! DAVID Sandra! SANDRA Okay, let's find some music, okay? LILITH Good evening. How can I help? SANDRA David, look, we have a talking car. LILITH We haven't met. My name is Lilith. LILITH What would you like me to call you? SANDRA I guess just Sandra is fine. LILITH Justsandra. Did I pronounce that correctly? SANDRA No, there's no "Just." SANDRA My name is Sandra. LILITH Sandra. Did I pronounce that correctly? SANDRA Yes. Considering you're a car. LILITH Hi, little human, in the backseat. What's your name? SANDRA How do you know there's a baby in the car? LILITH According to US demographics, LILITH a 30 pound. person is most usually a baby. SANDRA Wow, I'm impressed. SANDRA That's David. LILITH Hello, David. SANDRA Hey, Lilith, do you know how much I weigh, too? LILITH 122.3 pounds. SANDRA Okay, I got it. That's enough. SANDRA Lilith, do you store that information about the weight? LILITH Of course for safety and comfort reasons, LILITH I customize and continuously improve my interface. SANDRA Have there ever been other people with different weights in this car? LILITH Displaying latest available data. SANDRA Okay, so that must be Carl. SANDRA and I guess his girlfriend. SANDRA Who's that starving bitch? LILITH Sandra, I can't understand. LILITH Incoming call. Carl. SANDRA Look who it is. CARL Hey, buddy. DAVID Daddy! CARL Oh, I miss you. SANDRA I called you about a half-hour ago. SANDRA I guess your phone was off or something. CARL Yeah, my battery died. I forgot my charger. DAVID Sandra. SANDRA Shh, sweetie, mom's on the phone. DAVID Turtle! SANDRA You wanna play with Turtle? SANDRA Here's Turtle. Play with Turtle, okay? SANDRA So how was your flight? CARL It was all right. Lot of turbulence. CARL They made us keep our belts buckled till we got to LA. And there was this woman-- SANDRA Where are you? SANDRA Are you staying at that hotel near the airport again? CARL I like planes. You're the one that's afraid of them. SANDRA You like stewardesses. CARL Can we talk about the elephant in the room here? CARL How's the new car? CARL Do you like it?   SANDRA Yeah. SANDRA I mean, the car is fantastic. SANDRA It's that I wasn't really expecting an armored supercar. SANDRA I feel like one of your rappers. CARL Anything to keep my little man safe.   CARL I installed the Monolith app on your phone. CARL It can control every function in the car. Have you tried it? SANDRA I haven't really tried it much. SANDRA My little co-pilot won't let me. CARL You really shouldn't let him use your phone, baby. SANDRA That's easy for you to say when you're hundreds of miles away. CARL Look, I'm really sorry, baby. I gotta go. SANDRA Sorry, Carl, it just doesn't feel right. SANDRA Your being so far away all the time. CARL They're waiting at the studio for me to finish the mix, CARL so I'll call you when I get done, all right? SANDRA Don't even worry about it. I'll be asleep by the time you get home. CARL Where you going? SANDRA Parrot's house. DAVID Poopee! CARL I love you. CARL You know that, right? SANDRA I know. SANDRA Please, please, baby, please. SANDRA Shh, it's okay. Mama's done. I know. I know. I know. WOMAN 1 I should not have gone out last night. WOMAN 2 Where'd you wander off? WOMAN 1 Yeah, where'd you go? WOMAN 3 I hung out with that guy that I came there with... What do you mean? WOMAN 1 The guy? WOMAN 3 Yeah. WOMAN 2 Did you get it done? WOMAN 3 No. WOMAN 3 Okay, fine, wait. WOMAN 2 No, show it. WOMAN 3 I'll show you. WOMAN 2 Oh! What does that say? WOMAN 1 Is it his name? WOMAN 1 Do you have any more? WOMAN 3 No, it's not his name. WOMAN 1 Do we have to check your body?   WOMAN 3 No, I'm fine. WOMAN 3 It's ridiculous. WOMAN 3 It's harassment. SANDRA God, mommy misses Venice, SANDRA but mommy loves her little boy. Yes, she does.     SANDRA Yes, she does.     SANDRA Okay, sweetie, this is the last time before grandma's, okay? SANDRA Come on, one, two, three.     SANDRA Ooh! SANDRA Let's see what you want. DAVID It's my marbles.   SANDRA What?     DAVID It's my marbles.     SANDRA You want the marbles? They're kind of dangerous, sweetie. SANDRA Yeah?     SANDRA Okay. SANDRA What do you say? DAVID Thank you. SANDRA Thank you. Yes.     SANDRA Thank you, Mama. Who am I? DAVID Sandra.             DAVID I want this one.           SANDRA This? Okay.   DAVID Yes. SANDRA Cute. Let's go. SANDRA Hi.   CASHIER Hey, how you doing?     SANDRA Good. Just these and this.         CASHIER Your autograph. SANDRA Thank you so much.   CASHIER You're welcome. SANDRA Hey, babe, let's go.     MAN 1 Hey. SANDRA Hi. MAN 1 My friend said she knows you. SANDRA I-- I really don't think so.     MAN 1 You from LA? SANDRA I was. Now I live here. SANDRA Why am I telling you this?     MAN 1 I knew I recognized you. You, uh... Your hair was different.     MAN 1 You're a singer. SANDRA I was a singer, yes.     MAN 1 Hip Stars, right?   SANDRA You got me. MAN 1 No way?! How's that song go? "The Bicycle Song"? SANDRA   Oh, please don't.   MAN 1 Hip Star, sing with me. MAN 1 On a bicycle made for two...   SANDRA Okay, okay.     MAN 1 You know what? You should come party with us tonight. MAN 1 Amazing place. MAN 1 Airport One. MAN 1 What's wrong? You here with someone?   SANDRA Yeah, my man. SANDRA In the bear suit. That's my little man. MAN 1 You have a kid. SANDRA Mm-hmm.     MAN 1 So he's the one who shut down Hip Stars, huh? SANDRA No, I did.   MAN 1 I guess that's it then.     MAN 1 Later, Hip Stars. SANDRA Bye. SANDRA All right, David, let's go. SANDRA David?     SANDRA David? SANDRA Have you seen my son? CASHIER No, I haven't. SANDRA David!     SANDRA David! David!     SANDRA David!     SANDRA David!           SANDRA David, are you in here? SANDRA David! David!     SANDRA Stop! SANDRA David! David! SANDRA David! David! SANDRA David, it's me. WOMAN 1 There she is.     WOMAN 2 There's mom. SANDRA Sweetie, hi.   SANDRA Hi, sweetie. Are you okay?   WOMAN 3 You have got such a cute kid.           SANDRA Come here. Come here!     SANDRA It's okay, sweetie, you're okay.     SANDRA Look, sweetie, you can't run off, okay?     SANDRA What did mommy tell you? You can't go anywhere like that, okay?             WOMAN 3 He's okay. He's a tough little body.   SANDRA You guys heard me screaming. Why didn't you say something? WOMAN 3 Relax. Nothing happened to your child thanks to us. WOMAN 2 Yeah, you're welcome. SANDRA My god! You guys saw me freaking out. Are you stupid? WOMAN 2 Yeah, you're welcome.   WOMAN 3 Are you fucking stupid leaving your child?     WOMAN 2 What is she doing?     WOMAN3 Cheerily hating where you're taking him. WOMAN 3 Bye, Mommy!   WOMAN 2 Have a great day. WOMAN 3 Fucking riled up when your child was running off. WOMAN 3 Unfit mother! SANDRA David, shut up! SANDRA It's okay. MAN 1 Hey, Hip Star! WOMAN 3 She didn't even say thank you. SANDRA You got to be fucking kidding me. LILITH All secure. Welcome back, Sandra.     LILITH David. MAN 1 Chill out, guys. WOMAN 1 Hey!   MAN 2 Hey! Hey, that ain't cool.     WOMAN 1 Hip Stars suck!   WOMAN 2 It did!     WOMAN 3 What the fuck is Hip Stars?     WOMAN 3 What is that?   LILITH Would you like me to drive, Sandra?     SANDRA No.   SANDRA We were number four on the Top 100. You know that?     SANDRA We got lots of radio play.     SANDRA Mom was good.     SANDRA Even though she had to do all those silly dance moves. SANDRA Yeah.     SANDRA I wasn't bad at all. SANDRA And thanks to that song I met your dad.     SANDRA He had another wife, but he chose me. SANDRA I don't regret a thing. HIPSTARS Love's in the air     HIPSTARS Love's in the air   HIPSTARS Yeah!       SANDRA What are you laughing at? SANDRA Lilith, call Jessa. SANDRA Hey, stranger.     JESSA I don't believe it. What an honor.     SANDRA Oh, cut it out. You know what my life is like now. SANDRA Well, actually you don't, but...   JESSA Yeah, sorry. SANDRA Hey, guess what?     SANDRA I just met these kids in the middle of nowhere who remember us.     SANDRA It brought back some memories. JESSA Are you having second thoughts?     SANDRA No, don't worry.             SANDRA So how's the record coming along?     JESSA Amazing actually. Carl saved our asses.           SANDRA Carl?     JESSA No, don't sweat it. He just gave us the name of a guy who does arrangements.     JESSA Fucking genius. I couldn't even believe it.     JESSA We have to figure out a way to thank your husband properly. JESSA What are you doing?     SANDRA Jesus, Jess, my son is in the car. JESSA Oh, my God. JESSA Sorry, someone here has some unfinished business. JESSA Jesus, would you stop it?     LILITH You have reached your destination.     JESSA Are you there?     SANDRA Yeah.     SANDRA Hey, how much do you weigh?           JESSA What kind of a question is that?     SANDRA Nothing, sorry. I was just kidding.     SANDRA So who's gonna do lead vocals?     JESSA Well, who do you think? Moi.     JESSA Someone had to replace you, and it's better me than some random chick, right? SANDRA Where are you?   JESSA Why? SANDRA Who are you with?   JESSA Why do you care?     SANDRA Is it Carl? JESSA Are you out of your mind? SANDRA Answer me, Jessa. Is it Carl?   JESSA No, it's not fucking Carl! Jesus!     SANDRA I know you, Jessa. I know how you are.     SANDRA You think you can just steal my life just like that. JESSA Look, I have to go.     JESSA And for the record, I am not the one screwing your husband.           SANDRA What do you mean? What the fuck do you mean, Jessa? SANDRA Who's screwing Carl? Jessa!     SANDRA Bitch!   SANDRA Damn it. CARL Hi, you've reached Carl Jenkins...   SANDRA Fuck! David, stop, David. Stop! Sweetie. SANDRA It's okay, sweetheart. Everything's fine, just... SANDRA It's okay.     SANDRA The fucking marbles, what was I thinking. SANDRA Okay. LILITH New destination set. LILITH Calculating route for new destination.   DAVID Daddy.     SANDRA Okay, let's try daddy again. SANDRA Pick up for fuck's sake.     DAVID Daddy.   SANDRA I get it.   CARL Hi, you've reached Carl Jenkins.     SANDRA Okay, there's no daddy. Here, play with Turtle, okay? CARL I'm locked in the studio. I'll call you back. Leave a message.     SANDRA Hang in there, sweetie.     SANDRA Daddy's gonna be really surprised to see us. LILITH There's an accident on the freeway. Delays to be expected.     SANDRA No, I don't wanna get stuck on the freeway.     LILITH Would you like to change the itinerary?     SANDRA Let's just take the quickest route. LILITH Left turn, 1,000 feet. SANDRA Are you sure that's the right road?     LILITH This is the shortest route to avoid traffic jam.     LILITH We will resume the freeway in 50 miles.     LILITH Relax and enjoy the view.     LILITH Don't forget, Sandra. I can drive when you are tired.     SANDRA Lilith, thank you, but I think I can do this on my own. SANDRA Finally a sign of life.     SANDRA Maybe we can stop and get some drinks. SANDRA Never mind.   SANDRA I'm sorry, sweetie.     SANDRA Mommy's just really nervous.     SANDRA What is going on?     LILITH Warning, smoke detected. Park safely and please evacuate. SANDRA You gotta be kidding me.     LILITH Warning, smoke detected.     SANDRA Yeah, because I'm smoking.     SANDRA Can you make the noise stop?     LILITH Sandra, I can't understand.     SANDRA Turn off that noise.     LILITH Do you want to switch to full manual? SANDRA Yes.     LILITH This will turn off all assisted features. Do you wish to continue?     SANDRA It's just a stupid cigarette and I opened the window.     LILITH Sandra, I can't under-- SANDRA Shit. SANDRA Happy now, Lilith?     SANDRA Sweetie, I'm sorry.     SANDRA Mommy knows it's bad to smoke. She just...     SANDRA Today, she just really needed it.     SANDRA I'll never do it again, okay? SANDRA Are you okay? DAVID Yeah.     SANDRA Are you hurt? Are you hurt? SANDRA Okay, good. SANDRA Come on, no, sweetie, okay. You want Turtle?     DAVID Yes. SANDRA Where is it? SANDRA I'll get it for you.     SANDRA Oh, please don't cry, baby. Please, please don't cry. SANDRA Okay, it's okay. Here, look, look. It's Turtle, okay?     SANDRA Play with Turtle. SANDRA Okay. SANDRA I'm gonna go check outside, okay? Just give me a minute     SANDRA and then we'll get going. Okay, all right. SANDRA Holy shit!     SANDRA Oh, my God. SANDRA Don't be scared, baby. Mommy's here.     SANDRA Just play with Turtle, okay?         SANDRA Oh, my God. Give me a break. SANDRA No, no, no, no, no, no, no! SANDRA Oh, God, no, no! SANDRA No! SANDRA No, no!     SANDRA David!     SANDRA What did you do?     SANDRA What did you do? What did you touch?     SANDRA What did you push?   SANDRA No, don't, don't, don't! SANDRA Okay. Be a good boy. SANDRA Show me the phone. SANDRA Good boy, good boy.     SANDRA I'm very proud of you now.     SANDRA Sweetie, you just have to listen to what I say, okay? SANDRA Okay, take your finger     SANDRA and do this on the phone. SANDRA Go like this on the phone.           SANDRA No, like the other way. Like this. Like this. SANDRA David, put your finger on the phone and do this.     SANDRA Like-- like this. SANDRA Like this. No. Like-- David, no.   SANDRA Watch me. Like this.     SANDRA Put your finger on the phone and do this. SANDRA Look, David, look at me. David, look at me, watch. SANDRA Like this. Like that. SANDRA Look at me! SANDRA David, do this with your finger now! SANDRA No. David. What-- what-- SANDRA Oh, my God, no. SANDRA Help!     SANDRA Help!     SANDRA Somebody help! Please! SANDRA Hey, Lilith. It's Sandra.     SANDRA Can you hear me?     SANDRA Lilith, I'm locked out. SANDRA My baby is locked inside the car.     SANDRA Lilith, it's an emergency. SANDRA It's an emergency.           SANDRA Stupid fucking car! SANDRA Lilith, open the doors.     SANDRA Unlock the doors. Do something. SANDRA Stop that.     SANDRA It's just a car. SANDRA This is all your fault, Carl. SANDRA I have to go look for help.     SANDRA Mommy will be right back. SANDRA Peek-a-boo! SANDRA Peek-a-boo! SANDRA Peek-a-boo! SANDRA I know you've never been left alone before.     SANDRA I'm gonna get help, and I'll be back so soon.     SANDRA Gonna get you out of there, this whole thing will be over before you know it.     SANDRA Okay?     DAVID Okay.   SANDRA Okay.     SANDRA Is something there?         SANDRA Help!     SANDRA Help!     SANDRA Hello. SANDRA Help. SANDRA Hello!     SANDRA Hello.   SANDRA Ow! Shit.     SANDRA Shit.   SANDRA Hello. Hello.     WOMAN Hello, you've reached American Electric Power,             WOMAN powering the American dream. Welcome to your customer assistant.     SANDRA Hi, thank God.     SANDRA I had an accident and my son is locked in the car. I need help.     WOMAN Our offices our closed until Tuesday, July 5.   WOMAN From all of us at AEP...     SANDRA No, what? What? WOMAN Hello, you have reached-- Hello... SANDRA No, no, oh, fuck!   DAVID Sandra. DAVID Sandra. DAVID Sandra!     SANDRA David, it's okay.     SANDRA I'm gonna turn it on.     SANDRA It's okay, sweetie. SANDRA Just stay calm please. David, breathe. SANDRA Stay calm, stay calm.     SANDRA It's all gonna be okay.     SANDRA Carl's gonna come find us.     SANDRA I mean, he must have already called home by now.     SANDRA Although I did tell him not to. SANDRA He'll call anyway.     SANDRA He'll be worried about us and he'll come looking for us.     SANDRA I mean, he has to.     SANDRA Or maybe he won't.     SANDRA This might be the perfect way to get rid of us. SANDRA David, look. It's a shooting star. SANDRA I wish... SANDRA Oh, it's just a plane. SANDRA Of course it is. SANDRA "Airport One." SANDRA Oh, my God, there's an airport nearby.     SANDRA David. SANDRA David! SANDRA David? SANDRA David? David. SANDRA David, where are you? SANDRA David!     SANDRA David! David, where are you? SANDRA David. David. SANDRA David. David. Hi, sweetheart. SANDRA David, it's okay. Everything's okay. SANDRA David, unzip your suit. Can you do that?     SANDRA Can you unzip your suit a little bit?   DAVID No.     SANDRA Sweetie, your bear suit, try to unzip it. Please?           SANDRA Just try.     SANDRA It's okay, honey. Everything's okay. SANDRA I fucked up again.     SANDRA Mommy has a gift for fucking up. SANDRA But I know what I'm gonna do now.     SANDRA There's an airport nearby. SANDRA And I'm sure there's someone there than can help us, okay? SANDRA Okay. SANDRA Okay. SANDRA Let's get you some shade, okay? SANDRA Okay, sweetie, I'm gonna go now, SANDRA but I'm gonna come back with some help. DAVID Don't go.   DAVID Don't go.     SANDRA Sweetie. DAVID I get the phone. DAVID I get the phone.   SANDRA There's no use.   DAVID I get the phone.  SANDRA I know you're scared. in there all alone.   SANDRA I know it's tough for you, but you gotta be a big boy.   SANDRA You gotta be brave. You gotta be strong.   SANDRA Oh, my God. We're gonna have a story to tell when all this is done. SANDRA All your friends, when you go to kindergarten, are gonna think     SANDRA you're so cool cause you spent the night in a desert. SANDRA Oh, my God.     SANDRA I need water.   SANDRA Okay.     SANDRA If I'd been a fucking Girl Scout, I'd know how to get water in the desert. SANDRA When you're older, I'm gonna make sure you go to Boy Scouts. SANDRA When you're old enough. SANDRA When you're old enough. SANDRA I hear water. SANDRA Water.       SANDRA Okay.     SANDRA God, how fucked is this?       SANDRA Yes, yes.       SANDRA Help!     SANDRA What is that?     SANDRA Help!     SANDRA Help! Is anyone there?     SANDRA What the fuck?   SANDRA Oh, my God. Oh, my God.     SANDRA David.     SANDRA David. David, answer me, David.     SANDRA David!     SANDRA Shit.   SANDRA Shit. SANDRA Shit.   SANDRA David.     SANDRA Hey. It must be a little cooler in there, right?   SANDRA Open, damn it, open!     SANDRA You made such a mess over a cigarette,     SANDRA and this doesn't even faze you?   SANDRA Oh, my God.     SANDRA Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, no.   SANDRA Go to hell.   SANDRA David, my love.     CARL We shouldn't have come here.     SANDRA It was a mistake.   CARL Get up.  SANDRA No, no. CARL You know where it happened     CARL and you know when. SANDRA I was just trying to keep him safe.   SANDRA Just wouldn't stay calm.     CARL You know why he's gone? SANDRA I just wanted a cigarette. SANDRA I was going crazy that day. SANDRA Because of you.   SANDRA This is all your fault! CARL Really, Sandra? CARL My fault?   CARL You know what happened here. CARL And if there's anyone to blame,     CARL it's you. SANDRA I didn't do this. CARL Yes, you did. SANDRA Why is it my fault? SANDRA I didn't want this.   CARL This is all your fault. CARL You took my boy. You killed him. SANDRA I didn't want this. SANDRA I didn't want this. CARL Say it. SANDRA No, I didn't want this! CARL Say it! SANDRA David. SANDRA David, David. SANDRA David. SANDRA No. SANDRA I wanted you so badly. SANDRA It's not your fault I messed everything up. SANDRA I'm going to hell, SANDRA but you're not. SANDRA You're an angel. SANDRA Mommy's here. SANDRA Like when you were in my belly. SANDRA You couldn't see me, but I was there. SANDRA Please forgive me. SANDRA David. SANDRA David! SANDRA Ow! SANDRA Stop! Stop! SANDRA This can't be it. SANDRA You have every right not to call me mommy. SANDRA I'm nothing. SANDRA Oh, God! SANDRA David! SANDRA Oh, my God. SANDRA Oh, my! SANDRA Breathe, okay? David. SANDRA Okay. LILITH Good evening, how can I help? SANDRA Fuck it. LILITH Auto-drive unavailable. LILITH No heat available. LILITH I can't find any route. LILITH Please update maps. LILITH All-terrain mode on. LILITH Collision detected. LILITH Clear. Collision detected. LILITH Collision. LILITH Map updated. LILITH Recalculating the route. LILITH Please go on for 200 feet. LILITH Please go on. LILITH New destination set. SANDRA Is he gonna be okay? SANDRA Is he gonna be okay? SANDRA Hi, sweetie. DAVID Mommy.