BIRDARANG ROBIN



BIRDARANG
What’s popping, yo! It’s Teen
Titans Go! Top of the Titans! Ch-chchecking
out the most redonkulous
rivals of the Teen Titans! And now,
here to keep it real, is Robin!
ROBIN
We’re looking at the worst of the
worst! The scum that makes the
Titans the top super hero team of
all time! The 15 greatest rivals
of the Teen Titans...so far. Titans countdown... Go!
ROBIN
Whoa! If Darkseid is this high up
the list, the next rivals have to
be way bigger and badder.
Wait, is this real? At
numbers 12 and 11, Santa Claus and
the Tooth Fairy. Raven’s father, Trigon, is one of
the most powerful beings in the
entire universe... so of course
he’s only number 8 on this list.
ROBIN
There’s your garden variety rivals.
And then there’s the rivals that
really get your blood pumping. The
bottom of the barrel. The truly
despicable... Titans East! Falling down to number two like a
boulder. With a heart of stone. And
other rock puns... it’s Terra! And topping the list at number
one...(confused) The Hive Five?
ROBIN
This makes no sense! How can they
be number one if there’s five of
them? This list is nonsense!