AMETHYST BIGGS BISMUTH PEARL PERIDOT RUBY SAPPHIRE STEVEN STEVEN this is just to give you some ideas! ruby said she wanted your reunion as garnet to be special, and there’s nothing more special and romantic than a beautiful wedding! RUBY it’s like they say, if you wanna drink the cow, you gotta put a ring on it. SAPPHIRE but sweetums, who says that? STEVEN lets take a look at printing styles for your invitations! RUBY would it be cool if we got flames on it? SAPPHIRE oh! and…some dolphins! RUBY yeah! dolphins and flames! STEVEN i think i’ve got exactly what you’re looking for on page 135. SAPPHIRE how long did it take you to put this together? STEVEN my entire life. RUBY this is gonna be the best wedding ever!! PEARL this folding bone is so nice! who knew that planning a wedding could be so fun? STEVEN i did! RUBY time to sign. here ya go, peri! PERIDOT ughhh. we’ve been stuffing these envelopes alll day! how many does that make? AMETHYST that makes…ten! SAPPHIRE Oh just ten. STEVEN so my dad will finish playing the music and then next, you’ll do the “i – dos” and then i’ll say, “i now pronounce you garnet!” aaaand then you fuse! everyone’ll cheer! SAPPHIRE everyone…who survived… RUBY huh? SAPPHIRE oh…it’s just…there are so many old friends who won’t be able to come. all the crystal gems who are…corrupted and…bubbled in the basement. RUBY maybe we could bring the bubbles up here…? SAPPHIRE no, no. it’s not safe. we can’t risk them getting out. BISMUTH umph! uuuugh. hm?! i’m back?! STEVEN heyyy, bismuth… long time no see…. BISMUTH rose….i mean…steven… STEVEN ohh, there’s a third option now… BISMUTH well, why would you let me out? i just tried to shatter you. STEVEN you know how you fought mom because her whole war strategy didn’t make any sense? well…you were right! BISMUTH wwwhat’s going on? did rose do this? did she bubble everyone who disagreed with her?! STEVEN huh? oh! no! no! it’s not like that- BISMUTH tigers eye! little larimar! beryl…serpentine…and—ohhh, biggs! biggs was beloved by everyone! STEVEN bismuth, wait! BISMUTH i got ya, buddy! STEVEN bismuth! you don’t understand! BISMUTH c’mon biggs, help me free the oth—biiggs? BIGGS STEVEN bismuth!! BIGGS STEVEN i’m sorry, bismuth! this is not the biggs you knew before! BISMUTH steven— STEVEN i know we had our differences, but so much has changed and i just wanted to tell you— aaagh!! ah! bismuth! BISMUTH biggs…agh! BISMUTH only a diamond could do damage like this. it was pink, wasn’t it?! why didn’t rose stop her!? STEVEN because…they were the same person. BISMUTH what? STEVEN and that’s the whole story… STEVEN uuuhh…are you…okay? BISMUTH mmm…yeah. hang on a sec… STEVEN uuuhh…bismuth? BISMUTH oh my gosh! it all makes sense now! STEVEN pretty wild…right? BISMUTH HOOO…OH, THAT’S NICE…STEVEN, COME HERE AND JOIN ME, THE LAVA’S GREAT. STEVEN i would, but i’m not lava proof. BISMUTH eeesh…i was so excited to show rose the breaking point. can you imagine? “hey rose! check out this cool weapon i made! i’m gonna shatter you with it!” i really thought all of our problems would disapear if we could just shatter a diamond. i guess she ended up taking my advice. STEVEN uhmm…sorry…about all of this… BISMUTH thanks…for talking to me. STEVEN wow, you took that pretty well. way better than garnet did. BISMUTH how so? STEVEN she unfused over it! BISMUTH what?! noooo!! they’re my favorite couple!! STEVEN don’t worry, they’re back together, but they haven’t fused yet. BISMUTH huh? STEVEN that’s actually why i came down here to begin with. i wanted to invite you to garnet’s wedding! BISMUTH garnet’s wedding, huh? STEVEN yeah! it would be great if you could attend! BISMUTH yeah…okay…i don’t have any plans, so i guess i can come! STEVEN yaaaay!! this is gonna be so much fun! BISMUTH pppl! oh yeah, no question this is gonna be the best wedding ever! ppl! so, what’s a wedding? STEVEN okay, so we’re getting everything ready for tomorrow. we’ll have a hotdog grill going on out front…and the chairs and canopy are all set up! BISMUTH i probably should head out there and say hi. uhm, steven? STEVEN i don’t wanna ruin the surprise! BISMUTH what “surprise”? STEVEN you!! BISMUTH they don’t know i’m coming? wait- i can’t do this… STEVEN you’re right, you gotta have a gift. we have a wedding registry! do you wanna pick something from…here? BISMUTH what? no, i mean— what am i gonna say to them? STEVEN you could do one of your signature catch phrases! liiiike... “let’s get down to bismuth!” oooorrr…”anybody wanna start a small bismuth?” oh oh! how about…. “did you bis-muth meee?” anyway, it’s not gonna matter what you say, they’ll be so glad you’re here! just be ready for my signal! uuuh! this is gonna be great! they’re gonna want you to be maid of honor! STEVEN a-attention everyone! please gather ‘round! i’d like to propose a toast, to ruby and sapphire! now, we all know you guys have been runnin a little, eh heh, hot and cold lately… STEVEN we are all excited to see you two fuse back together and achieve lifelong, room temperature happiness! all of us…includinnngggg…. PERIDOT pearl! STEVEN mm hmmm…yes! and pearl! all of us! includingggg…. AMETHYST uhhh, steven. can i drink this or what? STEVEN i’ll be right back! and… make sure those cans don’t drop! bismuth! didn’t you see my…signal? bismuth?! oh, there you are. what happened out there? i-i’m sure if we hurry back, we can still surprise them! they’re gonna be so happy to see you! BISMUTH if they wanted to see me so much, they coulda let me out themselves, but they didn’t. of course they didn’t.… i attacked their leader. STEVEN they’re not gonna side with rose anymore! not after— BISMUTH i’m not talking about rose, i’m talking about you! STEVEN but… i’m not the leader… garnet’s the leader! BISMUTH and where’s garnet? STEVEN she’ll be back! that’s the whole point! it’s a big crystal gem wedding, we should all be there together! BISMUTH why?! why are the crystal gems still together? after finding out that everything was a sham? somebody’s making them believe in the future…and it’s you! you seriously think they’re gonna want me around when the last thing i did was try to shatter you? you told them everything, and they made their choice. they want me in a bubble, and you out there. STEVEN but bismuth… BISMUTH you say they want me to be made of honor? well i am. i’m made of the most solid, flexible, diamagnetic stuff there is and i’m not as dense as you might think. i’ve got enough self-respect in this gem to accept that they don’t want me on their team anymore. guuugh. i blew it. everything was different and i didn’t believe it. STEVEN everything is different! we had a fight, so we can make up, right? if they didn’t let you out because they care about me, then they’re gonna care that i want you back on the team! BISMUTH huh? STEVEN i want you back on the team. forget the surprise. if we show up together, they’re all gonna know that everything’s ok. BISMUTH mmph. spoken like a leader. STEVEN no. spoken like a friend. BISMUTH hey everyone! did you guys…bis-muth me? PERIDOT ha! i win! also, less importantly, who are you? STEVEN iiiii invited bismuth! i hope that’s cool! SAPPHIRE bismuth! BISMUTH woah! sapphire!! PEARL biiiiiiiismuth!!! RUBY biiiiiiisssmuth!! PEARL SAPPHIRE you wouldn’t believe what we’ve all been through… SAPPHIRE i’m so sorry… we should’ve… BISMUTH look, i’m right there with you… steven filled me in…hoh! PERIDOT soooo…is anyone gonna introduce me? AMETHYST let’s give ‘em some space. BISMUTH oh! ruby! sapphire! i heard you’re supposed to bring gifts to these things…. BISMUTH these aren’t weapons, but steven seemed to think they’d come in handy. RUBY we love them!