CONNIE EMERALD FLOURITE FLUORITE LARS PADPARADSCHA RHODONITE RUTILES RUTILE_LEFT RUTILE_RIGHT STEVEN STEVONNIE CONNIE steven! c’mon! STEVEN sorry! i just had to make sure i had everything! i bet lars’ll really appreciate this package his parents put together for him. and mc bear bear! to hug if he gets scared. CONNIE i’m so excited we’re finally going to have a space adventure together! steven and connie in space! STEVEN i’m not so sure this is gonna be an adventure. last time i saw lars, he was huddled up in a dark cave with some other homeworld fugitives. CONNIE oh, yeah…well, i’m ready for anything! STEVEN lion! you ready? CONNIE eee! STEVEN oh my gah…we have to stay on task. CONNIE ah! STEVEN waa! LARS steven! STEVEN lars? EMERALD it’s over! i’ve got you now, you miserable off colors! LARS you’ll never take us alive, emerald! STEVEN wwwhat is…going on? PADPARADSCHA captain, i’m having a vision! we’re about to be discovered, by emerald! CONNIE wait— captain? LARS thanks, padparadscha. flourite, how are the engines looking? FLOURITE let me check. LARS twins, fire up the nova thrusters! RUTILE LEFT yes, captain. RUTILE RIGHT right away, captain. EMERALD no! those are my nova thrusters! that is my ship! LARS rhodonite, everything clear up ahead? RHODONITE for now! EMERALD it was a minor inconvenience when you stole my personal shuttle and crashed it on upsilon 9. it was an insult when you impersonated imperial officers during a cosmic jubilee. but to steal my sun incinerator is unacceptable! LARS if this ship means so much to you, maybe you shouldn’t have left it unguarded in the docking bay of klavius 7. EMERALD there were 67 elite citrines guarding it! LARS oh, i didn’t see them. no, wait…i did. they didn’t see us! EMERALD oh! i’ll get you! i’ll get you myself!i’ll do it right now! i’ll blow you up to smithereens! LARS good luck catching us. we stole your fastest ship! FLUORITE the engines are allll set. LARS twins, hyperspeed us outta here. RUTILES right. EMERALD you will not go at hyperspeeed! LARS bingo bongo. EMERALD off colors! LARS man, she’s been on my tail since sector four. that’s like, three sectors ago. get over it, right? STEVEN lars! i have so many questions! uh--where did you get this ship? and more importantly, where did you get that cape? LARS stole ‘em. FLUORITE steven. is that…another…human friend? CONNIE yeah! i’m connie! happy to be aboard! you must all be lars’ crew! LARS heh, they’re more than that! without them, i’d still be stuck in a cave on the gem homeworld! they were able to figure out a way off that lame old planet. RHODONITE but we never would have been able to steal a ship without lars! he can slip past all the scanners undetected! PADPARADSCHA her name is connie. LARS and now a few stolen ships and a couple of space crimes later, we’re finally on a course toward earth! CONNIE hey, you know, speaking of earth, your parents put this together for you. LARS oh…oh, finally! clean jeans! oh man! and my skull gauges! these are perfect! ahh, they didn’t have to do all this. i’ll be back on earth soon. RUTILE RIGHT we are excited about your beach city. RUTILE LEFT i look forward to a planet of sand and water. LARS yeah! and my house….and my trampoline….the big donut! and… sadie… how is sadie? STEVEN oh! really, really good! LARS oh…yeah? STEVEN now she’s sadie killer and the suspects! her band is awesome. LARS she looks really happy. without me…. CONNIE what’s going on? STEVEN lars? lars! lars! RHODONITE captain lars! a huge battleship is approaching fast! it’ll be here in just five quads. what are your orders! LARS i don’t believe this… how’s she having such a good time without me?! does she even know i died out here?! STEVEN of course she does! she’s been worried sick! RHODONITE already three quads away… CONNIE what should we do? RHODONITE we could drop out of warp and ambush them but that might be too risky! or maybe we find a near by planet to hide on? i’m not sure! CONNIE what do you usually do? RHODONITE usually? usually we just follow captain lars’ orders! RUTILE LEFT captian lars has taken so many risks on our behalf. RUTILE RIGHT we need him! PADPARADSCHA oh no! the warning alarm! we’re in danger! STEVEN do you hear that? your crew needs you! LARS you don’t get it, do you steven. it should be me. i’m the one that should be hanging out with the cool kids! she’s getting back at me for everything i’ve done! CONNIE do you really think sadie is living her life just to get back at you? LARS why else would she be having so much fun without me? STEVEN because life goes on! no matter what happens! she was so upset when she found out you’d be stuck in space, lars! she really misses you, but she can’t stay sad forever. she started hanging out with the cool kids, she quit the big donut all because she needed to do something to feel better! CONNIE and look at you! steven said you’d be hiding in some cave on homeworld, but you’re not! you’re out here fighting for freedom with all your new friends in tow! are you doing any of this to hurt sadie? LARS no! i’m doing this because i have to. i’d never do this to hurt sadie, because— STEVEN because! CONNIE because! STEVEN because you’re best friends! STEVONNIE and best friends wouldn’t do anything hurt each other! LARS wooooaaahh. RHODONITE it’s here! an imperial warship has just caught up to us! LARS what? STEVONNIE an imperial warship? RHODONITE the destiny destroyer! their main weapons are pointed right at us! LARS hmm. pullin’ out the big guns just for us, huh? with a ship like that, emerald could wipe us out in an instant, if she really wanted to. RHODONITE of course she wants to! RUTILE RIGHT incoming message from the destiny destroyer. LARS on screen. EMERALD did you really think i wasn’t going to be able to track my own ship? the sun incinerator’s specialized nova thrusters give off an energy signature i could recognize from the other side of the galaxy! now, surrender to me or be destroyed! LARS i’d never surrender to you! blow us into stardust, like you’ve always dreamed of! EMERALD v-very well. prepare yourselves for destruction! STEVONNIE lars! what are you doing? LARS drop the shields, rhodonite. RHODONITE but that would leave us open to their attack! we wouldn’t stand a chance! LARS trust me, we’ll be just fine. now lower the shields. RHODONITE but— RUTILE LEFT the destroyers weapons are charged at 90% RUTILE LEFT they’re preparing to open fire! LARS lower the shields! that’s an order! RHODONITE gulp? l-lowering shields. LARS ah! LARS twins, what’s our status? RUTILE LEFT our weapons and shields have been knocked off line but— RUTILE RIGHT otherwise, we’re fine! RHODONITE we’re still…alive! the lasers barely grazed us! PADPARADSCHA emerald is about to attack, but she’s going to miss on purpose. LARS bingo, bongo! EMERALD what do you think you’re doing?! LARS you really do have a a heart, don’t you emerald? EMERALD w-what?! LARS you’re not going to hurt this ship! you love this ship! it’s your…best friend! you’d much rather let it get away than destroy it! STEVONNIE wow, lars, i missed you. EMERALD you’re right about that…i won’t destroy my beautiful ship. but i will make it so you can’t get away! aim for their nova thrusters! LARS evasive maneuvers! if only our weapons and shields were online. RUTILE LEFT i think she has us this time! LARS unless we use…that. RHODONITE that? FLUORITE not that. STEVONNIE wazzat? RHODONITE the captain’s experimental fighter jet that only he knows how to drive! it’s too risky! LARS we’re out of options! STEVONNIE but lars, your crew needs you here on the ship! LARS you got a better idea? STEVONNIE captain lars! permission to go in your place! if it’s anything like driving a car, i should be fine! LARS permission, granted! take out the enemy’s main cannons while we get our weapons system and sheilds back online! fluorite, how long before we have full power to sheilds and weapons? FLUORITE give me five minutes. RHODONITE can they really fly it? RUTILE LEFT if anyone can fly it, i’m sure it’s friends of our captain! STEVONNIE oomph! woah! it is like a car! LARS we’ll watch your back while you take out those guns! now launch! PADPARADSCHA captain lars is about to give the order to launch! STEVONNIE okay…launching! LARS get in close! they can’t aim at themselves. STEVONNIE roger! target within range! targeting! LARS one down! that’s two! yes! alright! everything’s almost fixed here! c’mon back! incoming missiles straight ahead! STEVONNIE it’s too late, lars. i can’t ah!! LARS steven? connie? no!