AQUAMARINE LARS STEVEN TOPAZ AQUAMARINE the rose quartz! can you believe it? and she just handed herself in? STEVEN that’s right! you caught me. galactic criminal rose quartz.i love shattering diamonds. i just wanna shatter ’em all the time. AQUAMARINE you think shattering’s bad? wait ‘til the diamonds get their hands on you! STEVEN at least everyone else is safe… LARS what are you doing? let go of me! steven! STEVEN what the— lars! AQUAMARINE oh! looks like we got one of the humans anyway! don’t know what we’ll do with just one of them, but i guess that’s for the diamonds to decide! STEVEN wait! aquamarine, the deal is off! you were only supposed to take me! no humans! that’s a human! AQUAMARINE oh no, is rosie upset ‘cause her wittle “deal” didn’t work? look, i’m so moved, i’m crying. just kidding! that’s my gem! topaz, what do you think? should we let her friend go? i agree. go on! do your thing! LARS oh no no no no, not again! AQUAMARINE i’ll go let the diamonds know about our little prisoner. say rose, how do i look? STEVEN awful, small and mean! AQUAMARINE is that how you flattered so many gems into joining your rebellion? how cute. topaz, i trust you’ll still be able to fly the ship despite your….you know….additions. LARS steven! this is allyour fault. all this weird alien stuff— this is cuz of you, isn’t it? STEVEN of course it is! that’s why i turned myself in. to save all of you! LARS well it didn’t really work out too well, did it? STEVEN well, everyone else managed to get off the ship— so where were you? LARS i ran and hid steven, like any sensible person would…do….if they wanted to…get trapped on a ship…oh. STEVEN lars… LARS sadie was in trouble and i didn’t do anything. actually, wait, i did do something. i ran and hid! just like i always do. just like i ran from the potluck! STEVEN but you were abducted, that’s not your fault. LARS no. i trashed my roll and ran away… then i was abducted. oh, why couldn’t i just let people eat my food! STEVEN we have to get you out of here. here, just leave it to me. hey! look! you have rose quartz! why bother with him? he’s worthless! LARS thanks a lot, steven. STEVEN no, i meant, like-- worth less, not worthless. like—ugh, relative to me— LARS least i make a great seat cushion. you feeling cozy, you big banana? STEVEN i don’t think she’s listening. can you hear me, you - what was it jamie said? you dangerous yellow coat! LARS of course she can’t hear you, steven. she’s got those big headphones on. AQUAMARINE ugh, those crystal gems must’ve screwed up the engine during take off. topaz! go fix it! STEVEN lars, look for something that can help us! STEVEN a destabilizer! that’s perfect! LARS a destaba-what? STEVEN it’s a weapon that disrupts a gem’s physical form! LARS cool, thanks for explaining. i still don’t know what that means. STEVEN just hear me out— i have a plan. i’m gonna need you to be my arms. LARS ugh. fine. STEVEN lars. pull my pants off. LARS what? STEVEN trust me, i’m trying to save you! LARS what if i don’t wanna be saved? what if i wanna stay trapped here, and fly around space, and why your pants, you weirdo? STEVEN just do it! LARS ugh. there, i did it. STEVEN great. now tie one of the legs into a lasso. LARS i can’t. they’re on the floor. STEVEN what are they doing on the floor? LARS i don’t know, steven. what are we doing in space? STEVEN lars, pick them up and then tie them into a lasso. LARS ugh. fine. wow, it worked, we’re back home. great plan. STEVEN now lasso the destabilizer. LARS gah i still don’t know what that is. STEVEN that— that thing! c’mon lars, you can do it. LARS ugh. fine. nyah. nah. meh. STEVEN c’mon, just one more try. LARS i don’t wanna try again. STEVEN lars, throw the lasso! LARS fine! STEVEN what is your problem, lars?! why did you do that? LARS why do you think i’m capable of anything? you think i can do all all this stuff, but i can’t! i can’t because—i’m a wuss, steven. i’m just afraid. i’ve always just been stupid and afraid. not like you. you’re always helping people. you’re never afraid. STEVEN lars i’m afraid right now. i thought if i turned myself in, it’d fix everything, but…i don’t wanna do this, lars. i’ve been to space before, b-but not like this. they’re taking me straight to their terrible leaders that want to destroy earth and destroy me for something i never even did. i just wanted to save everyone, but i couldn’t even do that because look…you’re still here. LARS steven… STEVEN i’m sorry. i don’t know how i’m going to get you out of this. LARS we’ll figure it out. we’ve got like a billion light years till we get there, right? STEVEN for the first time ever, you’re going to look on the bright side? you don’t have to sugar coat this, but come on, you never do that. you’re always real with me about how much everything sucks. LARS okay, you’re right. this is really, really messed up, steven. STEVEN you know what’s even more messed up? even though you’re in huge trouble, and it’s all my fault… i’m kind of glad you’re here? i… i don’t want to be alone right now. i-isn’t that awful? LARS dude…at this point, everything is awful. STEVEN i’d give you a hug, but… i can’t use my arms. LARS i could try using my legs, but it might be weird. TOPAZ that’s so…so beautiful… even in the clutches of certain doom…you’re happy to have each other… STEVEN t-topaz… TOPAZ i don’t know what topaz would do if she didn’t have topaz. i’ve always wanted to tell me how i’m helping me through this, but there’s always someone between us! they’re always sending me on these miserable missions. i’m always pretending i’m fine with it. i have to pretend i’m fine, but you two— you’re so honest! and open! so… ooh, i wanna help you guys. what do you need? STEVEN a way off this ship! and my pants. TOPAZ all right, you can use this escape pod. nng. i’ll set the coordinates for earth. STEVEN all right lars, just get in and let it do its thing. LARS ghuh? what are you talking about? you’re coming, right? STEVEN i can’t! i turned myself in- i still gotta go. someone’s gotta pay for what my mom did! LARS but you don’t wanna do this— dude, forget it- lets just go! STEVEN i… AQUAMARINE topaz, what are you still doing down here, ya’ big boulder! we’re almost to homeworld! AQUAMARINE what…are…you….doing? TOPAZ look, i can explain! umm…they had this whole heartfelt thing about being there for eachother and you missed it, it was so moving! no! wait! ah! LARS i can’t see what’s happening! are we still escaping? AQUAMARINE no! nobody’s escaping! TOPAZ aquamarine, let’s talk about this. STEVEN yeah i bet you don’t really want to hurt us, you-you probably just act mean because deep down you’re afraid you’re weak. go ahead, let it out, we’re all sharing right now. AQUAMARINE topaz! you had one job. and if you’re not gonna do it. you’re of no use to me! AQUAMARINE oof. so…a revolt, huh? and what do you plan to do after this? go back to the diamonds? my gem in your hand? i’m sure they’ll love that. you’ll be rewarded handsomely.by being separated. and shattered. TOPAZ what was i thinking? AQUAMARINE that’s the problem with you fusions. sooner or later, you all become… sentimental. we’re here. look…just…unfuse. and we’ll never speak of this again. STEVEN topaz…you don’t have to do this! STEVEN wait—lars! LARS steven! where are they taking us? STEVEN i don’t know! LARS steven! STEVEN lars!