AMETHYST CAT_STEVEN GARNET PEARL RUBY SAPPHIRE STEVEN STEVEN all right, little homeschool. what’s on the docket for today? you can do it! AMETHYST you really gonna skip the most egg-ssential meal of the day? STEVEN of course not. i’ve got all my morning nutrients in this protein shake. AMETHYST dude…you’re making me sad…. GARNET steven, i’ve packed everything you’re gonna need for today in your cheeseburger backpack! STEVEN ehhh, i don’t really use that anymore. besides, i packed my own bag. GARNET at least pet this cat. STEVEN why was i going to need…. nevermind gotta go! PEARL hold it! according to my weather application, it’s going to snow all day and overnight. you’re going to freeze if you don’t put on a puffer. a hat…and two scarves. better make it three. STEVEN pearl, i need to get going! PEARL but- classes don’t start for another couple of hours. GARNET wait for us. we can head over together. AMETHYST why are you taking the old dondai anyway? we have the warp technology. STEVEN it’s because i’ve got errands to run in town before classes start. GARNET of course. go get ‘em, champ. AMETHYST yeah!! go get ‘em!! PEARL yeah!! go get ‘em!! GARNET surprise! AMETHYST surprise! PEARL surprise! AMETHYST we were sitting in the dark! STEVEN hey guys… AMETHYST guess what we’ve got lined up tonight?! pupcopter’s sky-high adventure! PEARL sheet masks with cute animal faces! GARNET and most importantly…pizza. STEVEN uh guys, i’ve been a vegetarian for like, a month! and pupcopter is for six-year-olds, and i have my own skincare routine. anyways, it’s cool, i already ate. AMETHYST oh well! we’ll just watch the movie with cat-steven. GARNET my bad, i was sure we were in the pepperoni timeline. STEVEN grr. agh! PEARL look, steven! together breakfast – just like old times! STEVEN too much sugar for me, but thanks! see you at work, guys! okay, just have to take the warp then! GARNET steven, i wouldn’t do that if i were you… AMETHYST STEVEN looks like we have to cancel little homeschool for the day. pearl, can you send out a mass text? PEARL on it! AMETHYST hold up! are you saying we have the day off?! PEARL ooh! we can re-read ‘no home boys’! GARNET and i’ll do all the voices. STEVEN no. i don’t need you to read to me! if anything, i need to sit down with the calendar. snowpocalypse is going to affect the third-quarter schedule. AMETHYST man, you had a better work-life balance when the diamonds were trying to destroy the planet. STEVEN that was then, this is now. AMETHYST ughhhh. hey, you know what we haven’t done in a long time? steven tag! STEVEN wahh!! eh ugh. amethyst, what the heck?! AMETHYST you know the rules, buster! you get tagged, you have to turn into steven! STEVEN but i’m already steven! AMETHYST nah, brah. classic steven! STEVEN classic steven?? agh! STEVEN guh. AMETHYST steeeevennn, come out and playyy! STEVEN i’m not playing! AMETHYST aw, dang, he got me with the towel. uuugh, fine! it’s not like we need you to play steven tag anyway. STEVEN hey, garnet. lose something? GARNET it’s cat-steven. haven’t seen her all morning. STEVEN oh, weird. GARNET steven. you should check the cabinets. STEVEN uhhh, okay. in here? GARNET yes. STEVEN huh? AMETHYST getreadyforsteventag! hup! agh! GARNET what an unforseen turn of events. AMETHYST you know the rules. STEVEN see ya! ahhh! guh. wha?! GARNET you can’t stay in there forever! STEVEN that should keep you busy for a while. maybe now i can get these schedules done in peace. huh? GARNET stevennn! GARNET how’d you get out so fast?! woahh! guh! AMETHYST hiding under the covers are we? STEVEN ahhhh! PEARL steven! what are you doing? STEVEN pearl! PEARL has cabin fever taken hold already? STEVEN it’s amethyst and garnet. they’re playing steven tag to mess with me! PEARL steven tag? wow, that takes me back. well, i’m sure they – STEVEN huh. ha! joke’s on you! pearl doesn’t shapeshift! PEARL the power of steven tag compels me! AMETHYST GARNET PEARL wuh! STEVEN wowww… STEVEN ….good for her! PEARL ha! STEVEN ah!! AMETHYST ha haaa! PEARL steven, no! i just folded those! GARNET hahhh! huhhhh. wahhh. AMETHYST haha! GARNET huhhhh. AMETHYST haaaa. STEVEN they can’t hold those forms forever… i’ll just wait until - what?!? you fused?! hey!! this is dangerous woahhhh! nnagh. i’m still not playing!! GARNET target acquired. ahhhhh!!! it was a snowman…. …with steven’s jacket. noooooooooo!!! STEVEN they‘ll never stop until they make me play. oh jeez! ahhhhhhhh! i really didn’t wanna do this, but you leave me no choice. i join the game!! CAT STEVEN meow. STEVEN there’s no way she can catch me here!! whaa! AMETHYST ha! PEARL ha. SAPPHIRE hm. RUBY hehhh. hyah. STEVEN enough is enough!! PEARL oof! AMETHYST ughhh. RUBY oof. STEVEN you shouldn’t have messed with me. SAPPHIRE tag. STEVEN oh no! is this the end of my adult life? AMETHYST ha haaa! RUBY sapphire!! you did it!! you’re the best!! GARNET you’ve been tagged! AMETHYST you have to tuuurrrnnn into little stevennn!!! PEARL those are the rules!! STEVEN hmph. no. GARNET do it!! do it!! do it!! AMETHYST do it!! do it!! do it!! PEARL do it!! do it!! do it!! CAT STEVEN meow. STEVEN et tu, cat-steven? CAT STEVEN meow. STEVEN aggghhhh. okayyy, i’ll do it. GARNET he’s so cuuuutttte!!! AMETHYST he’s so cuuuutttte!!! PEARL he’s so cuuuutttte!!! STEVEN no i’m not!! this is tough for me, you know!! i feel like, no matter how hard i try… you still see me like this!! AMETHYST buddy! we just wanna spend time with you! PEARL yes! like we did when you were… STEVEN …a kid? i don’t wanna dissapoint you, but this isn’t me anymore… please…i need you to see me… for who i am now. GARNET please forgive us. AMETHYST we didn’t mean to hurt your feelings… PEARL we just miss you, steven! GARNET we’re sooooorryyyyyyy. AMETHYST we’re sooooorryyyyyyy. PEARL we’re sooooorryyyyyyy. STEVEN i’ve missed you too, guys! and you know... it was actually pretty nice to spend time with…yy-yyy- thanks, amethyst! GARNET steven, we’re so proud of the person you’ve become. AMETHYST yeah!! that’s why we wanna hang out with you so bad! PEARL but if you need to get back to work now, we’ll understand. well, i can’t, because…. tag!! you’re it!! AMETHYST aa haaaaa! GARNET i guess we have to update the game. to this… STEVEN yeah!! i love it!! GARNET perfect! now you all better run!! STEVEN ha haaa! AMETHYST whaaaa!! PEARL whaa oooh!