AMETHYST CONNIE DR DR_M GARNET GREG GREG_SINGING MR_M PEARL STEVEN STEVEN mmm… you roastin’ good! and… CONNIE good job not setting that one on fire. STEVEN mh-hm! what is it about marshmallows that make them so… good? CONNIE it’s probably the animal byproduct. STEVEN you mean like….poop? CONNIE no, stuff like hooves, bone marrow, collagen… and lots of sugar and corn syrup! STEVEN corn sugar! CONNIE sugar syrup! bone marrow. CONNIE hmph… her-oh? DR M have you been watching world weather news?! CONNIE um…no? steven’s still grounded from watching tv. DR M i see. well, there’s a snow storm on its way to beach city and i don’t want you getting snowed in. you need to get a ride home this instant! otherwise your father is going to try to pick you up. CONNIE oh no, don’t send dad! i’ll be home soon. looks like i gotta get going. STEVEN oh no! CONNIE there’s a snow storm coming through and my parents don’t want me getting stuck here. STEVEN man, that stinks! CONNIE wouldn’t it be fun if we got snowed in together? STEVEN we could stay up all night and watch the snow fall! GARNET hello, you two. STEVEN hi, garnet. CONNIE hi, garnet. PEARL you all having a nice time? STEVEN yeah, but… connie has to go soon. there’s a snow storm a comin’. CONNIE maybe the storm’ll miss us? sometimes the forecast is completely wrong! GARNET nope… it’s definitely going to snow. AMETHYST that’s the 411, yo. GARNET trust. STEVEN garnet has future vision! GARNET you kids better get yourselves to greg’s. STEVEN wait, we can’t go yet. i’ve gotta show you this ‘tube tube’ video really quick! GARNET steven! STEVEN it’s only like…1 minute long. GARNET i know you don’t want to go, but you have to make the right choice. mmwa! STEVEN that tickles. wow! ah! CONNIE gotcha, steven! haha! GREG c’mon kids! we gotta get going if we’re gonna beat the storm. i’ll start the van! GREG SINGING carabiner! carabiner! STEVEN aw, do we gotta go? GREG yes. the maheswaran’s think i’m a responsible parent, and i’ve got to maintain that image! CONNIE i guess this is it. STEVEN well dad, if you want to look responsible… CONNIE STEVEN you should probably change out of that sweat suit. GREG but it’s cherries! everybody likes cherries. i’m a cherry man! ok i see your point. just give me a second to change. CONNIE steven, are you procrastinating?! STEVEN nah, i’m just killing time! GREG ah – ha! you can practically smell the responsibility! STEVEN isn’t that the turtleneck you wore the first time you met them? they’re gonna think you only have one fancy shirt! GREG i do only have one fancy shirt! STEVEN don’t worry, dad! we’ll help you find the perfect, most responsible outfit! GREG i don’t know, i haven’t worn any of this stuff in years. aww… ok, how ‘bout this one? STEVEN i can’t lie… that is the best outfit i have ever seen. GREG ok great let’s go! holy moly! that snow is really comin’ down! GREG wahhhhh! ahhhh! ahhhhhhh! wahhhh! CONNIE wh-what are we gonna do? GREG uhh… i guess we’ll have to walk! STEVEN what?! GREG a responsible parent doesn’t let two kids strand themselves in a van in the middle of nowhere! a responsible parent escorts those kids through wind, sleet, and snow to avoid making the other parents angry! CONNIE h-hi mom, hi dad. STEVEN h-hello, dr. and MR Maheswaren. GREG sorry we’re late. CONNIE mom, dad, heh, you remember mr. universe and st-- DR M do you have any idea what time it is? MR M why are the children blue?! DR M what are you do-- CONNIE ah-- ah-- choo! DR M she’s sick! you’re going straight to bed young lady! that’s the last time i let you out during flu season. MR M i think you know where the door is… since you’re standing in it. GREG uh… i kinda crashed my ride. MR M are you serious?! GREG yes? MR M ugh, i’ll go set up the pull out couch. GREG uh…okay. so much for being responsible. maybe i should’ve worn the floral print. GREG ahhhhh! GREG is everyone okay? CONNIE yeah… STEVEN w-wait… what… what happened? GREG we wiped out! STEVEN no, i mean… why are we in the van?! GREG you’re right. we gotta get out there and start walking if we want to get connie home. STEVEN dad! no! we should stay put! it’ll be way safer this way! CONNIE my parents are all about safety. GREG heh! can’t argue with safety! STEVEN it’ll be like camping! CONNIE but in cozy bucket seats. thanks for dinner mr. universe. itadakimasu. STEVEN any requests? CONNIE hmm… let’s hear a song about a snack monster! that loves… animal byproducts! omnom nom! STEVEN CONNIE hello? MR M connie, are you still at steven universe’s house? i’m on my way. CONNIE dad! no! you know how bad you are at driving in the snow! it’s way too rough out here! MR M i’m almost at beach city, so start putting on your shoes. STEVEN i see some headlights! is that him? MR M don’t worry, i got it this time. oh wait… ohh! ohh uhh! CONNIE dad, stop the car! you’re right in front of us! MR M i got it.. i uh got it! i- wah! uh! i don’t got it! i don’t have anything! STEVEN ugh! wahh! CONNIE whoa, sorry steven. are you okay? STEVEN connie! what’s going on?! everything keeps repeating! GREG hey, c’mon kids! we gotta get going if we’re gonna beat the storm. i’ll start the van! GREG SINGING carabiner carabiner! hey! what the-- STEVEN huh! ugh! GREG my keys! i’m not gonna find those til spring! STEVEN c’mon, connie! CONNIE wha?! GREG hey! STEVEN let’s go back to my place! CONNIE but my parents – STEVEN no connie! you have to listen to me! if we leave beach city, bad things are gonna happen! i’ve seen it! bad things! several bad things! CONNIE umm… okay! let me just call my mom and tell her. mom? this is connie… i’m staying at steven’s overnight! DR M oh no you’re not young lady, you’re coming home right now! CONNIE but, mom-- STEVEN DR Maheswaran! you can’t let your husband leave the house! he can’t drive in the snow! MR M what?! w-yes i can. STEVEN please trust me! ugh! CONNIE hey! GARNET hold it steady. we have to send this to the galaxy warp without warping ourselves. PEARL this is too risky. AMETHYST no it’s not! get over it! PEARL if the shooting star goes off mid-warp, it could explode forever in warp space! and even if we do manage to destroy the entire galaxy warp, they could still find another way to get here! STEVEN uhh… whatcha doin? PEARL steven?! GARNET pearl, no! PEARL wah?! ahhhh! GARNET mmwa! STEVEN uhh…. what? garnet, what happened? GARNET i passed my ability to you for just a moment. STEVEN you mean, i had future visions? GARNET tell me what you saw. STEVEN i saw... some good things. but…mostly bad things! GARNET and now you can make the right choice. STEVEN hm! connie, we have to go right this instant. GREG wouldja just look at this!? an entire inch of snow! STEVEN dad, there’s no time! we gotta go now! GREG wha-huh?! MR M connie! oh thank goodness you’re safe! nice sweatshirt, greg. GREG ah, thanks! STEVEN hm? well, we better get going. bye, connie. sorry we can’t stay and watch the snow. CONNIE yeah… MR M it’s starting to get pretty bad out there. i don’t know if you universes should be driving in this weather. DR M why don’t you both stay here tonight? STEVEN really?! CONNIE wow, mom. that’s… really cool. DR M it’s … just safer that way. we maheswarans are all about safety. MR M i’ll make up the couch. GREG a couch?! ooh la la, chateau maheswaran!