ALEXA APPLE CAMPERS CREATURE HEDGEHOG KETCHUP LUCY MAX MOON OSCAR OSCAR_HEDGEHOG OSCAR_HEDGEOG PILLOW SAXOPHONE SAXOPHONES_PARENTS SODA_CUP_1 STOOL SUSE SUSIE TREE YETIS OSCAR Whoa! This is really interesting. Whoa. This is also really interesting. HEDGEHOG I can’t believe it’s snowing so much! I bet there’s like a million feet of snow outside! LUCY I can’t believe it’s snowing so much! I bet there’s like a million feet of snow outside! MAX I can’t believe it’s snowing so much! I bet there’s like a million feet of snow outside! CAMPERS I can’t believe it’s snowing so much! I bet there’s like a million feet of snow outside! ALEXA Guys! He’s coming. OSCAR They live with their parents? Wait, huh? STOOL Watch out, Oscar! ALEXA OSCAR Whoaa! STOOL Ow, my face! ALEXA So great! LUCY So great! MAX So great! OSCAR HEDGEHOG ALEXA OSCAR MAX “Days Without Oscar Bumping Into Something”. ALEXA Zero! HEDGEHOG Guys, that sign is not cool. ALEXA It’s just a joke, right Oscar? OSCAR Mm… I guess. HEDGEHOG Don’t worry about them. What are you reading, Oscar? OSCAR Oh, it’s the winter camp guide. I’m reading the part about Yetis! They’re amazing! Did you know Yetis can camouflage themselves into almost anything? Look! That’s a Yeti! That’s a yeti too! HEDGEHOG There could be a yeti sitting on this table right now! MAX I don’t feel anything. What do yetis feel like? OSCAR They’re impossibly soft!! HEDGEHOG I think I really want to see a yeti! OSCAR There’s a yeti meadow on the island! Let’s go tonight! SODA CUP 1 No. YETIS Wa wa wa wa wa! OSCAR They’re exhibiting all the yeti social behavior from the guide! Rolling in laundry, shaking hands, playing catch with objects that aren’t heavy enough to throw. HEDGEHOG They’re very gentle. Why do you think they’re making that sound? OSCAR I think that’s how they talk to each other. ALEXA Hey you two. We’re gonna take off. OSCAR What? Why? ALEXA We’re gonna go play hockey. This is crazy boring. OSCAR HEDGEHOG We’re gonna stick around. ALEXA YETIS Hmm. OSCAR Look!! They’re all going home! Except that one? SAXOPHONE Hi. HEDGEHOG Hello, Yeti! SAXOPHONE Hey. Are you guys doing anything right now? OSCAR HEDGEOG Ha-ha! Noooo! OSCAR We thought Yetis only spoke in violins and saxophones. SAXOPHONE Well, adult yetis do. But I’m a teen yeti, and I have different views than my family. They just spend all day rolling around in laundry. I wanna get out there and see the world. MOON Oscar! Hedgehog! It’s almost bed time! For you, I mean. For me it’s Monnnday morning! HEDGEHOG We should go. OSCAR Okay, well, my name is Oscar. It was really nice to meet you! SAXOPHONE Bye, Oscar. My name’s OSCAR Uh. Can I just call you Saxophone? HEDGEHOG Oscar, come on, let’s go! OSCAR Bye, Saxophone! Come visit camp some time! It’ll give you some space from your parents! SAXOPHONE Okay. HEDGEHOG Oscar… It was cool to visit with the yetis, but I’m pretty sure they’re wild animals! Maybe inviting him to camp wasn’t the best idea? OSCAR Do you think he’ll actually come?! I thought he was just being polite. Eh, he won’t come. Wait will he?! Ohmigosh. Huh? Ohmigosh. SAXOPHONE I decided to take you up on your offer. I needed a break from my parents. OSCAR Agh, this is so great! Okay! Welcome to camp! First things first. Do you know about cereal? SAXOPHONE No. What’s that? OSCAR SAXOPHONE OSCAR Well this stuff just rules. So you take this and you pour some milk. Oh! Heh heh yeah, that is also something you can do. And now you got some snacks in there for later. Hey guys. Sorry I’m late for practice. Ok so this is hockey! It’s not as cool as a Yeti Meadow but… SAXOPHONE Whaa – this is awesome! SUSIE Oscar, is that a yeti? I’m not wearing my contacts. OSCAR SUSIE Heh heh nope. He’s just a camper. Ugh, these kids are getting gross. CAMPERS Wow! Hi Saxophone! HEDGEHOG Oscar! Oscar! He showed up! OSCAR I know. Can you believe it? HEDGEHOG I guess he is pretty cool! But just remember what we talked about last night, about the… Ragggghhggahh! SAXOPHONE I can understand your code. HEDGEHOG Sorry! SUSE All right, that’s enough attention for the hairy camper I’ve never seen before. Let’s play hockey. ALEXA Alright, I’m gonna hit this thing as hard as I can. SAXOPHONE Mm! Delicious! OSCAR Heh heh. Saxophone! SUSIE Ugh, that was our only puck! LUCY Guess we’re going to lunch! HEDGEHOG Okay, see you around, Oscar! Let me know if you need a-anything. SUSIE Ugh! OSCAR So what do you want to do now? SAXOPHONE Well, that hockey puck was tasty, but it wasn’t very filling. OSCAR Oh! Let’s go to the Mess Hall! Or maybe let’s not go to the Mess Hall. SAXOPHONE Why’d you get sad all of a sudden? OSCAR Ah, there’s this sign in there I don’t want you to see. SAXOPHONE What’s the sign? OSCAR Mmm and it’s every time. SAXOPHONE I have an idea. Okay, just step back on my feet. OSCAR Like this? SAXOPHONE Yeah. And now- OSCAR Whoa. SAXOPHONE Now I’ll do the walking. And you can just read your book. MAX CAMPERS Ooh! Ooh! Oscar. OSCAR ALEXA Whoa, they do that? APPLE Incredible. KETCHUP MAX ALEXA HEDGEHOG Oh my. Oscar!! That was amazing! “Days without Oscar bumping into something.” One! OSCAR Saxophone. I went from zero to one! I had the best day today, Saxophone. SAXOPHONE Me too. I kind of don’t want to go home! OSCAR Let’s do a sleepover! If you like? I mean, maybe your, younger brother must be missing you though. SAXOPHONE I don’t have a younger brother. OSCAR I don’t have an older brother!! Woo! Goodnight Saxophone. SAXOPHONE Goodnight Oscar. OSCAR Hey. Hey, Saxophone. SAXOPHONE OSCAR Nevermind. Ah. Okay, first things first. I’ll show you about cereal. SAXOPHONE You already explained cereal. OSCAR Whoops, sorry. I’m a little tired. Haha. So what do you want to do today? SAXOPHONE Uh everything! TREE You gettin’ in my house? SAXOPHONE TREE Oh you’re heavy! SAXOPHONE PILLOW Aw forget this! OSCAR I’m floating in the air! CREATURE OSCAR SAXOPHONE OSCAR HEDGEHOG Oscar? OSCAR Let me tell you about cereal! HEDGEHOG You haven’t slept in 5 days. Maybe it’s time for Saxophone to go home? OSCAR What? No! I love Saxophone! Saxophone loves me! Mmkay. I guess I am tired. I’ll take him home. HEDGEHOG You want me to wake you up in 5 minutes? OSCAR Yes please. Saxophone, where are you? SAXOPHONE Woh! OSCAR SAXOPHONE How’s it going, Oscar? OSCAR Well, I was thinking about plans for things. SAXOPHONE It’s time for me to go back to the Yeti Meadow isn’t it? OSCAR Yeah, cause it’s your home. I really don’t want you to go though. SAXOPHONE Yeah, me either. OSCAR I’m going to miss you, Sax. Well, here we are. SAXOPHONE Yup. OSCAR Hey! Maybe you should stay at my place till the end of the month and then come back to the woods. SAXOPHONE That makes sense. OSCAR Okay, you stay here and get comfy, I’ll go get you some snacks. SAXOPHONE I can just eat these guys. OSCAR No don’t eat those guys- those are my friends! HEDGEHOG Oscar! OSCAR HEDGEHOG Look what I found out about the Yetis in the camp guide. I think some of the pages got stuck together with maple syrup so we missed em before. Anyway, this is about the Yeti teen-to-adult transition. It says that Yetis can go really bananas during this transitional period, so they have to go into hiding in the woods somewhere. So it’s a good thing you- OSCAR Oh! I forgot to phone my mom- from the phone- in in my cabin! Because I have to phone her daily! Or I’ll feel guilty! Saxophone? Sax! Saxophone! HEDGEHOG He was still living with you, wasn’t he? OSCAR Yeah. But I guess he’s becoming an adult. We better find him before he wrecks the whole camp. Then I’d seriously feel guilty! HEDGEHOG I’ll help you find him. OSCAR HEDGEHOG Saxophone!! OSCAR Saxophone! HEDGEHOG Saxophone! TREE Saxophone. OSCAR HEDGEHOG Saxophoooooonnne! SAXOPHONE OSCAR Saxophone! HEDGEHOG Wait. Saxophone might not recognize you anymore! OSCAR No way! Saxophone and I are buds! Saxophone! SAXOPHONE Wonk! Wonk! Waaa! OSCAR Saxophone, don’t you remember me? You helped me go from zero to one. SAXOPHONE OSCAR He’s being nice. Maybe we can make it work! SAXOPHONE SAXOPHONES PARENTS SAXOPHONE SAXOPHONES PARENTS SAXOPHONE OSCAR SAXOPHONE It’s okay, Saxophone. That’s your family. You should be with your family. OSCAR Bye Saxophone Well, I guess it’s for the best. This is my only jacket. I’m gonna miss Saxophone. But did you see how happy he was to see his parents? I’m really happy for- What a drag. I was hoping to get to six days. HEDGEHOG OSCAR I didn’t see anything. Thanks, Hedgehog.