CASSI DIPPY GRIZZ ICE_BEAR MADELINE MALIN NARRATOR PANDA RIGEL TEDDIBEAR URSA RIGEL Hush, my dear. Rigel will get you out of here. I won’t let her get you like she got your mother... RIGEL I know you’re going to be brave. CASSI Rigel... RIGEL ahh! RIGEL Light speed, little friend. CASSI Oh Rigel… you shouldn’t have done that. RIGEL aaaahhhh! DIPPY aaaahhhh! GRIZZ aaaahhhh!!! PANDA aaaahhhh!!! ICE BEAR aaaahhhh!!! NARRATOR looks like our heroes are on the run from madam malin and madeline yet again! do these panda-obsessed foxes ever take a break? GRIZZ They’re gaining on us! PANDA What did I do to deserve this unending torment!? ICE BEAR This is a work out. MALIN yoohoo~! panda~! best friends are supposed to run towards each other, not away. MADELINE And besties are supposed to coordinate outfits! PANDA aaaaah!!! PANDA This is SO last season! PANDA Actually, this is really nice. GRIZZ We gotta go, go, go! MADELINE i want panda now! MALIN Anything for you! GRIZZ Whoa! MADELINE Panda!! GRIZZ I dunno about you guys, but I’m getting kind of tired of this whole “bouncing from one life threatening adventure to the next” deal. PANDA There’s always one thing or another. ICE BEAR Ice Bear ready to settle down. ICE BEAR Box says “Searching far, searching wide, find your answers in the tide.” PANDA Pretty cryptic...You sure this box knows what it’s doing? GRIZZ It is kind of a loose canon when it comes to destinations... But maybe if we knew more stuff about ol’ boxy here, we could find a home! PANDA What kinda stuff? GRIZZ Like... where’d it come from? Who made it? How does it teleport? ICE BEAR Why’s it smells like that. PANDA Well... We know it came from space. GRIZZ Whooooaaa! PANDA Whooooaaa! ICE BEAR Whooooaaa! PANDA all the stars are gone! ICE BEAR Ice Bear spots one. GRIZZ A shooting star! PANDA And it’s coming...towards us?! GRIZZ aaaahh!!!!!!! PANDA aaaahh!!!!!!! ICE BEAR aaaahh!!!!!!! PANDA Not again! GRIZZ aaaahh!!!!!!! PANDA aaaahh!!!!!!! ICE BEAR aaaahh!!!!!!! GRIZZ I-is it an alien?? GRIZZ a bear? like us? PANDA But, glowy?? ICE BEAR ...Sick ombré? GRIZZ Hey hey, it’s okay lil’ bébé! PANDA Us three handsome bears will help you out! ICE BEAR Ice Bear’s got your back. Your baby back. DIPPY Dippy... scared! DIPPY aaah!! GRIZZ Quick, we gotta cheer her up! What do babies like?! PANDA we’re babies, what do we like!? ICE BEAR Ice Bear likes chainsaws. DIPPY aaah!! TEDDIBEAR i wuv you. GRIZZ phew. You’re an intense little baby aren’t you. DIPPY Bears! ICE BEAR Nice to meet you... Dippy? PANDA Where you from lil’ Dippy? PANDA guys, look! she has a star, just like the box! PANDA if we get dippy back home, maybe we’ll learn more about the box, and how we can find a home! ICE BEAR Ice Bear will start aerospace training immediately. GRIZZ whaddya say dippy, wanna help us go to space? GRIZZ Why’s this so hard!? PANDA at this rate we’ll never get answers about our box! ICE BEAR Ice Bear letting his alma mater down. GRIZZ I guess we’ll just have to keep teleporting to random places, like we always do... ICE BEAR Box not the only important thing. We have to get Dippy home. GRIZZ Lil’ Bro’s right. We gotta figure this out, for Dippy! PANDA But we’ve tried everything! Wind power, solar power, girl power, what else is there?! GRIZZ We didn’t try my deadly slingshot idea! PANDA we’re never doing the slingshot idea grizz. GRIZZ well...what about that? PANDA Made by Malin Corp! I hate giving them our money... GRIZZ For Dippy! GRIZZ woahh!!! PANDA woahh!!! ICE BEAR woahh!!! DIPPY Home...? GRIZZ ...Is that a new feature? GRIZZ noooo!!!!! PANDA noooo!!!!! ICE BEAR noooo!!!!! PANDA how did they find us?! MALIN Your billing information led us straight to you! PANDA I forgot to clear my autofill data! MADELINE whaaat is that??? MADELINE Mommy! Get me the blue one! MALIN But what about Panda- MADELINE i want the blue one!!! MALIN ha! GRIZZ , let’s get outta here! GRIZZ dippy!!!!!! PANDA dippy!!!!!! ICE BEAR dippy!!!!!! MADELINE You and I are going to be... besties. PANDA I’ve been replaced by someone younger and cuter!! GRIZZ We gotta do something, Dippy’s so scared she’s about to blow up! PANDA Ughhh. GRIZZ I’ve got an idea! MALIN and now destroy these bears once and for all! hohohoho! PANDA Go little bro! GRIZZ Go little bro! MADELINE mine! ICE BEAR Ice Bear thinks otherwise. DIPPY Bleh. MADELINE my earsssss!!!!!!! GRIZZ You did it Dippy! PANDA Dippy! ICE BEAR Mad respect. GRIZZ now let’s get back to getting to space. GRIZZ Aw, don’t bother Dippy, the box only goes random places. PANDA We can’t control where it goes at all, that’s our whole problem! PANDA oof! GRIZZ oof! GRIZZ Wh-what’s happening!? GRIZZ aaaahhhh! PANDA aaaahhhh! ICE BEAR aaaahhhh! GRIZZ Whoa... PANDA Whoa... ICE BEAR Whoa... GRIZZ You’re somethin’ special Dippy! GRIZZ Wowwwww... PANDA Wowwwww... ICE BEAR Wowwwww... DIPPY Wowwwww... GRIZZ So that’s where all the stars are going! DIPPY Home! GRIZZ Dippy wait for us! CASSI Hmhmhm hahaha! GRIZZ Dippy’s mom!- DIPPY Not the momma. PANDA Uh, then who is it? CASSI Now tell me... CASSI where is the girl? RIGEL I’ll never let you hurt Dippy. CASSI Well if you don’t tell, I’m just going to have to- Oh wait selfie check. CASSI Are those crows feet? Ugh, how many stars does a woman need to consume to get some smooth skin around here? Whatever. At least there’s one thing you’re good for. CASSI Ah... That’s much better. CASSI Why wouldn’t I want to drain every star thus insuring myself immortality? GRIZZ That lady ain’t right! She’s seeking eternal-life at the cost of others. ICE BEAR Classic villainy. GRIZZ We should split- a bunch of - ah... CASSI Did you really think I couldn’t hear you? You weren’t even whispering. CASSI There you are... GRIZZ Dippy! DIPPY No no no! GRIZZ Dippy! CASSI Thanks for returning my niece. GRIZZ Hey! PANDA Hey! ICE BEAR Hey! PANDA Let Dippy go! She belongs with her mom! CASSI Oooo! I agree! I have her mother right here. CASSI And you’ll be joining her... GRIZZ Dippy! PANDA Dippy! ICE BEAR Dippy! DIPPY I want bears! I want bears! GRIZZ Release our friend from orb-jail this instant you crum-bum! PANDA We’re making a citizens arrest! ICE BEAR Ice Bear has handcuffs in here somewhere. CASSI Oh! Would you look at that. CASSI Embedded with a wishing star. I was just thinking I could use a little snack. GRIZZ box!!!! PANDA box!!!! ICE BEAR box!!!! GRIZZ It’s gone... CASSI Ugh, now take out the trash would you? GRIZZ aaaahhhhh! PANDA aaaahhhhh! ICE BEAR aaaahhhhh! NARRATOR Is this the end for the Bears... probably not. NARRATOR See, their fine. GRIZZ If the box was here we could just warp off to some random place... PANDA And we’d have a big crazy adventure, make new friends, and learn a valuable life lesson! GRIZZ We had it good. ...Can’t believe we won’t get to do that sort of thing again. PANDA Box kept all my tissues. I had to blow my nose with a scrunchy! GRIZZ Wait, Panda! Your scrunchy! PANDA What now? GRIZZ We could use it to get out of here. PANDA Oh no no no no- GRIZZ We’re coming for yah Dippy! ICE BEAR ice bear release! PANDA regretssss!!! GRIZZ Ooof! PANDA Ooof! ICE BEAR Ooof! PANDA Hey look! There’s Dippy! CASSI Ugh, I’ve only received 40 billion followers since I have taken over the Universe? GRIZZ Cassi’s coming! We gotta hide quick! GRIZZ Ah! PANDA Ah! ICE BEAR Ah! CASSI Ultimate cosmic ruling powers and I still have less followers than that sleeping Koala. GRIZZ How’re we gonna get Dippy out without her seeing us? PANDA I know just the trick! CASSI ooo! a dm! ur post r trite! CASSI what?! GRIZZ Good job you! Now let’s go! CASSI How dare he! I am the ruler of this universe, I am creative, I am everything. How dare he! GRIZZ Shh! GRIZZ We’re busting you out. Just hold on a little bit GRIZZ Panda? What are you doing? PANDA Drinking boba. GRIZZ But… where did you get it? PANDA I ordered it! GRIZZ Panda! Don’t you remember what happens when you order stuff from your phone?? PANDA Oh, ugh. MALIN Special delivery! Hahaha! CASSI You little rats! GRIZZ Pan-Pan! MADELINE That lady has my Panda! MALIN I thought you wanted the other bear, the blue one? MADELINE i’m indecisive, okay!? MALIN Hey! Fork over the bear hot-stuff! CASSI you crash into my throne room and make demands of me!? MALIN Wha? Ahhhh! MADELINE Wha? Ahhhh! GRIZZ Pan! Hold on! We’ll save you! PANDA Don’t worry about me! Save Dippy! GRIZZ Oh man they both need saving, what do we do? ICE BEAR Por que no los dos? GRIZZ You’re a genius little bro! I’ll save Panda! You save Dippy! GRIZZ It’s hero time! CASSI Giant glass dome repair....4 stars and up...hmm... PANDA Make sure their certified! GRIZZ hey you! let go of my bro! PANDA Uh Grizz, are you sure you know how to drive that thing? GRIZZ Nope! CASSI I’m so sick of you bears. I’m going to take my time and enjoy this! GRIZZ Whoa... PANDA whoah! how’d you do that? GRIZZ I don’t know! Uh oh. MALIN Push, push, push push it! GRIZZ Huh? Oh thanks! GRIZZ That’s some button. How bout this one? ICE BEAR Kame hame Ice Bear. DIPPY Bear! CASSI Time’s up little bear. PANDA Grizz! Give her a best friend make over! GRIZZ Aye Aye! PANDA Whoooaaaa! oof! CASSI Ah! You! GRIZZ Oh, man, it’s all busted! GRIZZ Huh? MALIN Button, button, button, button! MADELINE Button, button, button, button! GRIZZ “E-Ject.” Cool. GRIZZ awesome!!! DIPPY No!!! CASSI Such a crybaby. That’s all you’re good for isn’t it? Cry cry cry! You’re not good for anything! GRIZZ Don’t listen to her Dippy! You’re special! PANDA Yeah you can do anything! ICE BEAR Ice Bear believes in Dippy. Dippy has the power. CASSI Worthless! CASSI Huh? DIPPY Dippy special. CASSI Ah! DIPPY Bear! CASSI No... Ursa... GRIZZ Whoa! PANDA Whoa! ICE BEAR Whoa! DIPPY Mama, mama! URSA Cassi... What do you think you’re doing?? URSA how many times do i need to tell you don’t trap me in an orb and eat all the stars! CASSI well i’m sorry i can’t be little miss perfect like you! URSA C’mere, I gotta fix your mess. CASSI No! Get away! CASSI No... I’m small and gross again... URSA There! Back to normal. CASSI i’ll get you for this. especially you three. PANDA Did she mean us? GRIZZ I think so? I wasn’t listening. DIPPY Momma! GRIZZ Thanks for saving us Dippy’s mom. URSA Thank you for bringing back my daughter. GRIZZ Are all the stars back too? URSA See for yourself. GRIZZ wooow!!! PANDA wooow!!! ICE BEAR wooow!!! RIGEL Haha and don’t forget me! I’m back too! PANDA Who is this guy again? URSA Dippy says you had something you wanted to ask me. About a box? PANDA It’s sorta too late. GRIZZ Our box was from here. We wanted to ask if you knew anything about it. URSA Of course I do. I sent it. GRIZZ whaaaaa? PANDA whaaaaa? ICE BEAR whaaaaa? URSA I hear a lot up here among the stars. Including wishes. Like the one you three made. URSA I shot a wishing star into your box to help you find a home. Maybe you’d like to make this place your home. PANDA A home? GRIZZ This is what we always wanted. GRIZZ And yet... It isn’t? PANDA Yeah. Something doesn’t feel right. ICE BEAR Ice Bear feels inner-conflict. GRIZZ Thanks for the offer but we’re gonna decline. URSA A twist! GRIZZ during all this we realized that traveling and having adventures is the best! our perfect home is out there, but maybe we don’t need to be in such a rush to find it. PANDA Well said big bro! ICE BEAR Ice Bear concurs. URSA Hey it’s all about the journey, I get it. And I know just the thing to help keep this adventure going! GRIZZ box!!!! PANDA box!!!! ICE BEAR box!!!! PANDA Is it really you? URSA It is. And this time, you can tell it where you want to go. I think you’re all mature enough for that. GRIZZ Thanks Dippy’s mom! PANDA Thanks Dippy’s mom! ICE BEAR Thanks Dippy’s mom! NARRATOR Oh man this had to be their biggest adventure yet, you know, I mean, that was big! Space queens, ships, even babier bear. And there’s more to come! Wow, I’m worn out. See you next time. Somewhere.