GRIZZ ICE_BEAR NARRATOR PANDA PIZZA_SAL PIZZA_SLICE SQUATTER_OTTER NARRATOR Uhhh... this doesn’t look good. I really hope the Bears are okay. Otherwise, I’m out of a job. NARRATOR Whew, there they are! That was a close one, for me personally. Daddy has to pay the bills. GRIZZ Bro’s! You two alright?! PANDA i think i’m fine- gasp! my phone! ICE BEAR ice bear is unbreakable. unlike rv. PANDA oh jeez! squatter otter’s rv! it’s ruined! GRIZZ Ehh it’s not so bad. GRIZZ Hm. I see. PANDA Do you think Squatter Otter’ll be mad? GRIZZ I’ve never seen him get mad before. There’s no tellin’ how he’ll react! SQUATTER OTTER what did you do to my rv?!?!?! raaaaahhh!!! GRIZZ Yeesh! It doesn’t look good for you guys. PANDA What do you mean “you guys”?! GRIZZ yo it wasn’t my fault the rv crashed. PANDA No way Grizz! It wasn’t MY fault at all. It was all you two! ICE BEAR Ice Bear is innocent and holds brothers accountable for all crimes. GRIZZ no no, you crashed the rv! PANDA Nuh-uh! You crashed it! SQUATTER OTTER Hey amigos! There ya are! PANDA Eek! SQUATTER OTTER i’ve been lookin’ all over for you! what, did ya take the ol’ rv for a joyride or something? haha- SQUATTER OTTER Whaaaaaa- GRIZZ It wasn’t my fault I swear! It was them! PANDA Don’t listen to him! I’m cute and innocent! ICE BEAR Ice Bear has solid alibi. GRIZZ before you get angry, we’ll just tell you what happened! then you’ll know the whole story. SQUATTER OTTER Uuuhh... GRIZZ so we were in the rv... GRIZZ Got any threeees? PANDA Go fish ya big balooka! GRIZZ 3 of hearts, babay! PANDA Suffering Succotash! GRIZZ squatter otter, your new rv is bananas! PANDA And can really crash here as long as we want? SQUATTER OTTER Of course! You guys are my best buds. Especially Grizz. He’s the coolest. GRIZZ Right back at ya, slick. GRIZZ So, then uh, Squatter Otter left to uh... do something...uh. Oh! I think he went to maybe buy some stamps. SQUATTER OTTER I’m going to go maybe buy some stamps! SQUATTER OTTER woo-hoo-hoo! hoo-hoo! GRIZZ That’s when I smelled the best smell of all smells. GRIZZ Pizzaaaaa.... PANDA/ICE BEAR Yummy pizza... PIZZA SLICE Huh-huh-hello, kids! GRIZZ Whoa! PANDA Whoa! ICE BEAR Whoa! GRIZZ There was only one slice for the three of us. I tried to figure it out diplomatically. GRIZZ The solution is clear. We shall divide the slice into three mini slices. Thus all three of us can enjoy this final slice of ‘za. PIZZA SLICE They could have just shared me! GRIZZ and that’s how they started the rv! GRIZZ Luckily, I was there to save the day. GRIZZ Safety first! Now to take control of this bad boy! PANDA tree! ICE BEAR tree! GRIZZ Time to park! Bros, hit the emergency brake! PANDA Like this? GRIZZ See? I was trying to help but the RV got wrecked all thanks to you know- who. PANDA that is not how it happened at all! ICE BEAR Ice Bear thinks Grizz has a concussion. SQUATTER OTTER Guys! PANDA If you just give me a chance, I can clear things up. GRIZZ Oh, this outta be good. And by good, I mean bad. PANDA okay, so we were in the rv... PANDA We were making ourselves at home. Playing a simple game of go fish. GRIZZ got any... three’s?! PANDA Gooooooo fish! GRIZZ No! PANDA Ha ha ha. Perhaps you’ll win one day Grizz. ICE BEAR aisu bea ha soritia- wo asonderu to omotteta. ay-soo beh-ah wa sori-bteh-ah wo ah-son-deh-ru toh o-moteh- ta. ice bear thought we were playing solitaire. PANDA Then Squatter Otter left to meditate. SQUATTER OTTER I’m gonna go outside and meditate. Yeah, that’s something I do! Catch. PANDA That was when I sensed something. GRIZZ only one slice? three bears requires three slices. PANDA Brothers. I suggest we take turns eating the lone slice. GRIZZ Good idea. PANDA But my brothers’ hunger brought out a darkness in them. PANDA whoa! PANDA Someone hit the emergency brake! GRIZZ Like this? PANDA So I’m innocent! I am but a bystander caught up in the tomfoolery of those around me! GRIZZ pfft, my story was way more accurate. PANDA your story was full of holes, craters even! ICE BEAR Both are wrong. ICE BEAR ice bear will lift the veil... we were in the rv. SQUATTER OTTER Time to make the rounds. Gotta make sure nothing’s breached the perimeter. Sure do miss the days before climate change... GRIZZ So...hungry...need... sustenance... PANDA So... weak... ICE BEAR Eat. Ice Bear will sacrifice hunger for brothers wellbeing- GRIZZ This pizza is rightfully mine bro! PANDA Not a chance you savage! ICE BEAR No need to argue, brethren- ICE BEAR Ice Bear trained for this moment his whole life. ICE BEAR Hit the emergency break. PANDA ahem, i’ll handle this. ICE BEAR We’re under attack... PIZZA SAL hahaha! did somebody order pineapple? PIZZA SAL Special Promo Deal! Free Delivery! ICE BEAR Story ends. Ice Bear innocent. Ice Bear blameless as newborn babe. GRIZZ yeah right! PANDA that was baloney! ICE BEAR Ice Bear’s no liar. GRIZZ call the fire department because your pants are on fire! PANDA libel! libel! this is an attack on my character! SQUATTER OTTER Ok, ok, everyone chill— SQUATTER OTTER Guys, guys? SQUATTER OTTER guys!!!!!!!!!!! SQUATTER OTTER ahem. SQUATTER OTTER ta-da! camera might be trashed, but the footage should’ve uploaded to panda’s phone. GRIZZ you were filming us? PANDA But I’m Panda shy. ICE BEAR Ice Bear’s privacy feels violated. SQUATTER OTTER Since I got everything on camera, now we can watch what really happened. SQUATTER OTTER Be back in a jiffy! GRIZZ Where’d he say he was going? PANDA I dunno I wasn’t listening. ICE BEAR Ice Bear only hears his rumbles of his tummy. GRIZZ diiibs!!!!!!!!! PANDA diiibs!!!!!!!!! ICE BEAR diiibs!!!!!!!!! GRIZZ aaaah! PANDA aaaah! ICE BEAR aaaah! GRIZZ/PANDA Ahhhhh! GRIZZ I... I guess none of us were very heroic, huh. PANDA We were so scared... GRIZZ bros, i’m sorry for blaming you. none of us meant to crash the rv haha. PANDA Yeah... It was an accident. ICE BEAR Ice Bear glad brothers survived. GRIZZ we’re sorry squatter otter. it was totally our fault the rv crashed. PANDA Please don’t hate us, we’re just widdow babes. ICE BEAR Ice Bear accepts punishment, no matter how harsh. SQUATTER OTTER you guys always gotta be so dramatic! i’ve been tryin’ to tell you that i don’t care about the rv! GRIZZ Huh???!?? Say wha? PANDA Huh???!?? Say wha? ICE BEAR Huh???!?? Say wha? SQUATTER OTTER I was gonna sell that hunk o’ junk for scraps. Plus you crashed near the junkyard, so you actually saved me a trip! GRIZZ Looks like everything worked out! PANDA Except we never got to eat any pizza. SQUATTER OTTER maybe if you guys had listened to me before, you’d know that i left to... get more pizza! NARRATOR Oooh is that mushroom and sausage? Can I get a slice? Guys, guys? Helloooo, you got a hungry narrator over here. C’mon, at least just toss me like some crust! Awww... great the credits...