BEN GRIZZ ICE_BEAR KIARA LAILA NARRATOR PANDA SONG TALL_GUY NARRATOR What a sleepy little town... NARRATOR too sleepy if you ask me, NARRATOR If I lived here, I’d be snoring too! PANDA rise and shiiiine! GRIZZ Ughh, I’m not ready for the waking world... PANDA we gotta look at rooms while listings are hot! i’ve been browsing this site all night. PANDA It’s for people looking for roommates. ICE BEAR Mmmm... PANDA I’ve already made a profile and, not to brag, but it’s gotten the highest ranking level. GRIZZ huh it says “a” for “almost a good profile but actually not really”- PANDA it’s “a” for “adorable.” now all we gotta do is find the perfect house, easy! PANDA hmmm.... too cramped... to tacky... too old fashioned... oh? too... dreamy? PANDA But it’s right around the corner. PANDA It should be... Here. ICE BEAR woahhhhhhh! GRIZZ woahhhhhhh! PANDA woahhhhhhh! PANDA a carport, a second story balcony, a pool and waterslide? GRIZZ Look at all that glitter, it’s like they turned the inside of your head into a house, Pan! PANDA m-my dream home... we gotta live here. GRIZZ Hmm, but they’re only looking for ONE roommate, not three. PANDA but this place is perfect! GRIZZ but panda, we can’t just magically morph into one bear... TALL GUY This coat is so big, I bet three baby bears could fit in it... but not me... PANDA Hehehe. PANDA All we have to do is stack. GRIZZ ohhh i getcha. ICE BEAR Ice Bear feels like this is morally gray area... PANDA Just trust me. KIARA hiyyeee! can i help you? PANDA umm we’d like-- i mean me’d like to be your roommate? KIARA oh em gee. PANDA it’s beautiful.... LAILA Ohhh! Kiara! Is that a new applicant? KIARA Yes Laila! Now come on up and we’ll show you the place! PANDA it’s soo cute in here!! i always love tables and is this a wall shelf? PANDA That’s uh, a lot harder than it looks. LAILA So like, there’s actually another applicant. Is he in the bathroom? Maybe he fell in... PANDA A bathroom! This place keeps getting better and better! PANDA We got some competition! GRIZZ Ooh I wonder if they’re also three babies pretending to be an adult! ICE BEAR Ice Bear hopes he stacks up to the competition. PANDA Well whoever we’re up against doesn’t stand a chance against my prize-winning lemon muffins! LAILA wow! BEN aha! re-fresh-ed! weeeee! BEN Ah! I’m Ben! PANDA ben singh! the ben singh who won the best bundt bake-off three years in a row?! BEN That’s me! LAILA ooooooooooo! KIARA ooooooooooo! PANDA I can’t believe I’m standing beside the best baker that’s ever been! BEN Can I have one? PANDA Ben Singh is eating my muffins. BEN now that’s a good bake. LAILA Oooh Baker boys! KIARA we’re only looking for one roommate. LAILA You two will have to battle it out, roommate-style! KIARA You two will have to battle it out, roommate-style! KIARA Whoever wins these roommate-themed trials gets to live here! PANDA BEN Come on Panda, let’s bring our best! yummm-my! PANDA Y-yeah...sure! KIARA Okay babes, what’s the most important thing to being a good roommate? BEN Honest and open communication? PANDA Making sure to leave passive aggressive notes everywhere? KIARA wrong-o! It’s helping a roomie out with their split ends! LAILA Whoever trims the best... KIARA Wins! LAILA Wins! PANDA i can do this. i’m great with hair. PANDA Always gotta start with a spritz... Fake. PANDA BEN honey i know just what you need... bangs! LAILA You read my mind! PANDA ughh! PANDA ah, ahhhh! KIARA You’re totally ruining my hair, and totally getting points off for it! LAILA Stunning!! GRIZZ Wooahhh! PANDA Get. It. Together. Panda. KIARA Being roommates means being respectful of the shared space. LAILA Whoever cleans the best, wins! SONG i’m a happy-happy! / you’re a happy- happy! / we’re all a happy-happy! / and they’re a happy too... BEN I got my cleanin’ up tunes ready! PANDA GRIZZ Psssst, Panda you missed a spot! PANDA You’re the one holding the vacuum! ICE BEAR Ice Bear barely holding it together. PANDA PANDA uuuuh, I got dizzy? BEN Nailed it! BEN Cleaning’s just so soothing, you know? KIARA Yeah. LAILA Yeah. PANDA He’s good at everything!!! GRIZZ Maybe the next challenge will be something he’s not good at? KIARA The last and final challenge is upon us... KIARA The baking challenge!! LAILA The baking challenge!! PANDA Against a three-time Best Bundt Bake-Off champion!? BEN This will be SO fun! Those muffins you made were killer, I can’t wait to see what you do with bundts! BEN In you go, baby bundt. PANDA It’s hopeless. We’ll never win. It’ll be back to sleeping on the sidewalk for these babies... GRIZZ maybe it’s time for us to throw in the towel, pan. or at least hand me a towel? i’m really sweaty. ICE BEAR Ice Bear liquifying. GRIZZ Besides, knowing us we’ll probably burn that cake to ashes! GRIZZ Ashes... ashes... ashes... ashes... ashes... PANDA Yeah... We gotta burn that bundt. PANDA Ben would you be a doll and check to see if my rising ingredients are correct? BEN Of course buddy! A good rise is all about leavening your agents. You see if you use too much baking soda... PANDA It’s a piece of cake to over-bake a cake. Hehehe. BEN What’d you say? PANDA uhh nothing! It’s a, uhh, beautiful day to bake a pretty cake! PANDA oof. fake! BEN My baby bundt!! BEN KIARA you told us you were a professional baker, ben! LAILA roommates don’t lie! KIARA sorry, but you gotta go. you’re clearly not roommate material, or baker material. BEN i...i guess I need to brush up on my bundt basics... Congratulations, Panda. You won this roommate battle fair and square. KIARA congrats panda! you’re our new, perfect. KIARA Roommate! LAILA Roommate! LAILA You’re honest and communicative... KIARA Just like roommates should be. PANDA Y-yeah, honest... KIARA and you’d never lie, not like ben. PANDA I’ve made a horrible mistake. GRIZZ maybe we shouldn’t have burned that bundt... ICE BEAR ice bear resents being made an accessory to sabunt-tage. PANDA I gotta fix this. I can’t let a good baker, and a good person, be wrongfully dragged. KIARA Hm? LAILA Hm? PANDA i’m not your perfect roommate. KIARA What are you talking about? LAILA Yeah, didn’t you read the sash? PANDA I... PANDA I straight-up lied to you! PANDA it was me that set the kitchen on fire. i sabotaged ben’s oven, but i didn’t mean for the whole kitchen to go up in flames! PANDA I don’t deserve to be your roommate. KIARA we cannot abide lies. ben! come back inside! and bring that adorable kitten! KIARA perfect roomiiiies! LAILA perfect roomiiiies! PANDA I’m sorry I made you guys lie...and made you legs and abs. GRIZZ We know buddy. I’m sure we’ll find a dream home soon, one where we won’t have to lie 24/7. NARRATOR Another day, another doll house. Those roommates seemed kinda high-maintenance anyway... on to the next adventure!