ELF_GIRL GRIZZ ICE_BEAR LOCK NARRATOR PANDA PUZZLE STATUE WORMS NARRATOR Oooo an enchanted forest! Can’t wait to see what the Bears get up to in here. Probably something enchanted and foresty. Let’s see! GRIZZ Hmm... there should be a town somewhere around here... ICE BEAR Box says, “Your destination’s a short commute, just follow the sounds of the pan-flute.” GRIZZ Pan-flute? I don’t hear any- GRIZZ yoo!! PANDA yoo!! ICE BEAR yoo!! GRIZZ Ooo! PANDA Ooo! ICE BEAR Ooo! GRIZZ Hey there! ELF GIRL Hey yourself! GRIZZ We were just wondering how we can become citizens here in, uh. What’s this place called? ELF GIRL p.p. forest. GRIZZ Right. Pee-pee Forest. ELF GIRL Short for Picture Perfect Forrest. GRIZZ Cool? So how do we live here?! ELF GIRL Just move into a house. I think that house right there is up for grabs. GRIZZ wooo!free house!finally, shelter! PANDA wooo!free house!finally, shelter! ICE BEAR wooo!free house!finally, shelter! GRIZZ The door is locked. Uh, whatever. PANDA Maybe there is a key under the mat! PANDA Nope, just worms. WORMS Woo! GRIZZ Is it working? ICE BEAR Ice Bear thinks we have no choice but to burn this place down to ground. STATUE Not so fast my small ursine friends. GRIZZ ah! PANDA ah! ICE BEAR ah! GRIZZ Wait, it’s just a talking statue. PANDA Sorry, what were you saying? STATUE There is no need to set this ligneous domicile ablaze. The empty dwelling shall be bestowed to those who possess... a key. PANDA But there is no key. And we already tried a worm. GRIZZ Is there like... another worm? ICE BEAR Ice Bear can tie any worm into a key. STATUE The key lies in the depths of that timeworn temple... STATUE But it is no easy task. The temple is full of perplexing challenges. You must access the recesses of your mind to beat them and make it out alive. PANDA That doesn’t sound that hard! STATUE Yes. I too aim to obtain the key. Perhaps we can have a friendly race? GRIZZ Huh? PANDA Huh? ICE BEAR Huh? STATUE 3, 2, 1... Go. GRIZZ Okay...Good luck...See ya... PANDA Okay...Good luck...See ya... ICE BEAR Okay...Good luck...See ya... GRIZZ Okay, we’re in! Now gimme that house key! PANDA Hold on guys. If this is anything like my video game, to get to next room, we have to solve a puzzle. ICE BEAR Ice Bear found puzzle. PANDA This looks... hard... ICE BEAR Ice Bear is puzzled. GRIZZ They’re not all going to be this hard right? PANDA Actually, this is supposed to be the easy one. GRIZZ Ugh! STATUE Sayonara my hirsute adversaries! GRIZZ Statue guy!? PANDA He must’ve solved it! GRIZZ ah! move move! hurry! PANDA ah! move move! hurry! ICE BEAR ah! move move! hurry! GRIZZ Statue guy? STATUE Ta-ta wee bears. PANDA I can’t believe he’s winning without a strategy guide! GRIZZ Panda, that’s it! There’s a strategy guide for every game right? Maybe there’s one for this temple! PANDA There’s no way there’d be a strategy guide for Oh wow there’s one right here. PANDA Says here this has all the answers. We’ll never have to use our brains once! ICE BEAR Ice Bear can’t wait to set his brain to sleep mode. GRIZZ Download baby!! PANDA Wait, it costs money. GRIZZ Wait, is there a free trial? PANDA YES! GRIZZ Woo hoo! Home ownership, here we come! GRIZZ Now to zoom through this temple like little temple masters!!! GRIZZ we’re gonna live forever! PANDA we’re gonna live forever! ICE BEAR we’re gonna live forever! GRIZZ yay! GRIZZ The last puzzle! GRIZZ So how are we supposed to beat this puzzle? PANDA With these! GRIZZ Yay! PANDA Yeah!Yay! ICE BEAR Yeah!Yay! GRIZZ The key to our future is right in this treasure chest boys! GRIZZ Hey what’s the big idea here? Some kind of combination lock? GRIZZ Panda, look up the answer already. PANDA For sure! PANDA oh no!!! GRIZZ What?! What’s wrong?! PANDA The free trial expired! We can’t use it anymore unless we pay money. GRIZZ Pay for an app? Who does that?! ICE BEAR Ice Bear’s money is tied up in stocks and bonds. GRIZZ No worries. We’re smart. Maybe we can figure out this one ourselves. PANDA Grizz. You’re drooling. ICE BEAR Allow Ice Bear. PANDA Ugh, maybe we’d be able to do this if we had more practice by actually doing all the puzzles before. GRIZZ no way! that’s what they want you to think. We can keep trying till we get it. LOCK too many failed attempts! you are not worthy! LOCK too many failed attempts! GRIZZ ah! PANDA ah! GRIZZ Oh no! The exit! PANDA What do we do? STATUE Ahoy! Bears! GRIZZ Huh? PANDA Huh? ICE BEAR Huh? GRIZZ Statue guy!! PANDA Statue guy!! ICE BEAR Statue guy!! STATUE Quick! Follow me! GRIZZ Wait! The house key! STATUE The key has been decimated by the temple’s ire. And we’ll be next! PANDA We’re back where we started! GRIZZ Let’s open that door! STATUE This puzzle must be solved in order for us to leave. I’ll go ahead and do that. PANDA That’s perfect! Looks like we have nothing to worry about now! STATUE Look out! GRIZZ ahhhhh! ICE BEAR ahhhhh! PANDA ahhhhh! STATUE Please... Solve the puzzle and we’ll run out together... GRIZZ but we stink at puzzles! PANDA Can you do it? STATUE I’m a bit busy at the moment. It is up to you three. Access the recesses of your mind and solve this puzzle yourselves. GRIZZ Okay bros. I know this puzzle kicked our butts before. But we can do this! GRIZZ There’s all these symbols. And some of them match up with the wheel symbols. STATUE We’re running...out of time...ouch. PANDA The crank turns them. ICE BEAR These levers stop some from turning... GRIZZ Maybe we just need to align the matching symbols... Like this! PUZZLE Thank you for solving me... Now…I am at peace... PANDA Wait? It had a ghost? GRIZZ Yeah, that doesn’t make any sense. Was that always part of it? GRIZZ Whew, I’m glad we made it outta there. STATUE Splendid job on solving the mind-bender. GRIZZ That’s great and all but, the house key is gone forever. PANDA Great. Still no home. ICE BEAR Ice Bear found something. STATUE Good job little ones. You have uncovered the chest which holds the coveted house key. GRIZZ And the lock is totally wrecked! PANDA Open it! Open it! GRIZZ Something doesn’t feel right. PANDA We’re supposed to be worthy of the key. But we mostly cheated the whole time. ICE BEAR Ice Bear thinks Statue worthy of the key. STATUE I am speechless. Are you certain? GRIZZ Yeah dude! You earned it! STATUE Thank you, friends. STATUE Huh? GRIZZ Where’s the key? PANDA Just some piece of paper. congratulations. you have uncovered the key to success: patience. GRIZZ boooo! PANDA boooo! ICE BEAR boooo! PANDA Man, it was all some lesson learning thing? GRIZZ I hate when stuff does that! STATUE I will simply use my problem solving knowledge to unlock the door to the house. STATUE Three, two, one... STATUE Aaaaaah! GRIZZ Aaaaaah! PANDA Aaaaaah! ICE BEAR Aaaaaah! PANDA Did we win? NARRATOR What a weird temple. So, the prize was a piece of paper confirming the lesson they just learned. Yeah, that feels pretty forced to me. Just sayin’. Anyways, at least they found a home for someone else.