GRIZZ ICE_BEAR NARRATOR PANDA TEMI TEMIS_DAD NARRATOR Hoo boy, look at this futuristic city. Population: Our three bears, baby! Their box really knocked it outta the park bringing them here. GRIZZ This place is amazing! PANDA Everything is so future-y! Even that newspaper stand! GRIZZ And that hot dog stand! GRIZZ Box, this place is perfectomundo! ICE BEAR Ice Bear ready to put down a deposit. PANDA Thank you for finding us a home box. GRIZZ I can’t imagine our lives without you— GRIZZ aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! PANDA aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! ICE BEAR aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! TEMI Dudes! Oh, I’m so sorry! GRIZZ That box was our best friend! PANDA Who do you think you are?? TEMI The name’s Dr. Temi Ticker. I’m a world class quantum physicist! GRIZZ Can you like, fix our box. You did sorta wreck it and all. TEMI Of course I can fix your box! I got skills. Oooooh! GRIZZ Ooooooh! PANDA Ooooooh! ICE BEAR Ooooooh! GRIZZ I’m sold! TEMI Sick! I’ll get started. TEMI You can observe my time machine in the meantime. GRIZZ Time machine? PANDA Time machine? ICE BEAR Time machine? TEMI Built it myself. Check it out! PANDA A real live time machine. GRIZZ You really built this Temi? TEMI I actually invented it as a kid. My parents were going to send me to Tax Accountant School.... TEMI ... But I had this major eureka moment and built this instead. GRIZZ So say someone wanted to use this bad boy, how’d they do that? TEMI You just type in a date... TEMI ... Wind the crank... TEMI ... And press the big button. GRIZZ Uhhhh.... PANDA Uhhhh.... TEMI But you know, like, don’t touch anything. That would beeee bad... GRIZZ Oof! Oh my head. Where are we? ICE BEAR Ice Bear wonders - when are we? PANDA Huuhh? Spaghetti straps? Low rise jeans? Fr- fr- fr- frosted tips? GRIZZ Bros, I think we’re in the past. PANDA noooooooooooooooo! GRIZZ It’s okay, Pan-Pan. We can just take the time machine back! GRIZZ Or not. TEMI heyyyyyyyyy!!! Look out, dudes! TEMI Oh, my bad! You dudes okay? GRIZZ aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! PANDA aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! ICE BEAR aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! GRIZZ Wait a second, curly hair, liberal use of the word, ‘dude’... hmmmmm. GRIZZ Temi?! PANDA Temi?! ICE BEAR Temi?! TEMI Whoa, how’d you know my name? PANDA We’re saved! GRIZZ We know you, but future you! PANDA We took future-you’s time machine to the past on accident. Oopsy! GRIZZ Soo could you whip up another time machine? We really need to get back to our box. TEMI Psh, you little guys are nutzoid. Cuz the only thing I’m interested in is coming up with gnarly skateboard tricks. Check it! TEMI yeah! TEMIS DAD Pack it in Temi. You need to finish packing for Tax Accountant School! You leave in… four hours TEMI Okay… TEMIS DAD There’s no future in flip kicking! Now quit wasting time okay? GRIZZ Bros, we’re gonna be stuck here forever! PANDA I know! I’ll just look up how to make a time machine on my smart phone- PANDA noooooooo! Why... world... GRIZZ I got an idea. Grownup Temi said she invented her time machine after a eureka moment. All we gotta do is help spark that eureka moment! PANDA Ugh! But this Temi’s not even interested in physics! GRIZZ Then we’ll make her interested! ICE BEAR Ice Bear will get the pencils. And the sharpeners. GRIZZ Temi, you don’t really want to go to Tax Accountant School do ya? TEMI Nah dudes, but I gotta. So long skateboard. GRIZZ Well what if we told you that with our help, you’ll be able to build a time machine. PANDA And you won’t have to attend Tax Accountant school! ICE BEAR Freedom. TEMI Okay lil’ dudes... I’ll give it a shot. TEMI Whoops! TEMI Hahaha, that was radical! GRIZZ Come on Temi, take this seriously! TEMI Dudes, it’s cool. I’ll land that kick flip next time! PANDA Kick flip? Temi, it’s like your not even trying to build a time machine! ICE BEAR Ice Bear is upset and disappointed. GRIZZ Quit goofing around! TEMI You guys sound just like my old man! Tax accountant, time machine expert, y’all want me to be something I’m not! GRIZZ Temi, we didn’t mean to- TEMI Forget it. I give up. The bus to Tax Accountant School is gonna pick me up from home in like 10 minutes. Later... much. PANDA Oooo did we do a bad? GRIZZ Yeah, we did a big bad. We gotta fix this! PANDA But how? We only have 10 minutes until her tax bus comes! GRIZZ I have an idea, but we’d better move it. ICE BEAR Ice Bear believes a grand gesture is in order. TEMIS DAD That’s my little girl. TEMI GRIZZ waaaait! PANDA waaaait! ICE BEAR waaaait! TEMI Huh? GRIZZ aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! PANDA aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! ICE BEAR aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! TEMI Bears? GRIZZ aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! PANDA aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! ICE BEAR aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! GRIZZ Oh, hey I think it stop.... GRIZZ aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! PANDA aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! ICE BEAR aaahhhhhhhhh!!!!! TEMI So... Much... physics... eureka! TEMI I get it now... TEMI Aaaaaand done! TEMI That was amazing! I can’t believe you guys invented such a crazy move just for me. GRIZZ Hehe yeah yeah. We totally intended to do that trick for you all along. GRIZZ So you figured out how to build the time machine? TEMI Yep! But I'll need some help from you dudes. GRIZZ Let’s do this! PANDA Yeah! ICE BEAR Ice Bear is experienced with power drills. TEMI Alright! Come on! TEMI One last step. TEMI Thank you for not giving up on me. PANDA We’re back! TEMI OH! Where'd you dudes go? The hot dog joint? GRIZZ We kinda sorta went to the past. TEMI what!? TEMI Well, I'm glad you're back— TEMI and so is your box! GRIZZ Yay! PANDA Yay! GRIZZ Wait a second. How is it that you met us for the first in the future, but we were the eureka moment that inspired you in the past? PANDA I don’t care about any of that as long as we and the box can live in this cool, high-tech city forever! GRIZZ What’s going on? TEMI Oh that? That’s just the alarm that tells us when the city is under attack by giant sentient marshmallows. TEMI Let’s roast! GRIZZ Okay have fun Temi see ya later! Bye!! NARRATOR I wish I had a time machine so I could watch that whole episode over again! I’ll see you all in the future, but it will probably be the present, until now, bye.