GRIZZ GRIZZ_SINGER HAPPY_BAKER_SINGER HAPPY_FLOWER HAPPY_FLOWER_SINGER HAPPY_KID_WITH_TELESCOPE_SINGER ICE_BEAR ICE_BEAR_SINGER LOG LORD_BILLY_WILLY LORD_BILLY_WILLY_SINGER NARRATOR PANDA PANDA_SINGER PHONE_SINGER POND ROCK TOWNSFOLK TOWNSFOLK_SINGER TOWNSFOLK_SINGERS NARRATOR Ho ho! Looks like a 100% chance of it raining bears I guess. NARRATOR I think they’re okay... Guys? GRIZZ Nice scream Pan. You were all like, ahhhhh i’m panda! GRIZZ PANDA I think I heard you screaming too. And lil’ bro was- PANDA I guess you never do anything loud. GRIZZ He’s the strong and silent type alright haha. PANDA Wait a second. Where... are... we? GRIZZ Whoa, look at this place! ICE BEAR Ice Bear is digging the tunes. TOWNSFOLK SINGERS I’m a Happy-Happy! / You’re a Happy- Happy! / We’re all a Happy-Happy! / And they’re a Happy too... GRIZZ Every single thing is happy here. GRIZZ I could get used to this! PANDA And this song is so catchy! PHONE SINGER I’m a Happy-Happy! PANDA SINGER You’re a happy-happy! PHONE SINGER You’re a happy-happy! GRIZZ SINGER You’re a happy-happy! PANDA SINGER We’re all a Happy-Happy! And they’re a happy too – PHONE SINGER We’re all a Happy-Happy! And they’re a happy too – GRIZZ SINGER We’re all a Happy-Happy! And they’re a happy too – ICE BEAR Ice Bear’s jumping for joy. LORD BILLY WILLY Welcome, Bears! Greetings and salutations! I am Lord Billy Willy, the founder of this magnificent municipality!! LORD BILLY WILLY And we’re always looking for new happy friends to join our community. GRIZZ This place?! Can be our home?! LORD BILLY WILLY Why yes! Stay, won’t you? Clown around! There shall be nary a frown! Just happiness and my funny crown in Happy Bouncy Fun Town! C’mon now, let’s hear you shout for joy! GRIZZ wahooo! PANDA yippeee! ICE BEAR ...Woo. LORD BILLY WILLY Oh my, is this one okay? Is your bloodsugar low? We need 30 cc’s of BC . GRIZZ He’s fine. Right lil’ bro? ICE BEAR Ice Bear’s chill. LORD BILLY WILLY Well you don’t sound too happy is all. In fact you sound mighty dower! Like someone out of Sad Forest? TOWNSFOLK ICE BEAR Ice Bear is happy. Inside. LORD BILLY WILLY Well we here in ol’ hbft really like it when people are happy on the outside. LORD BILLY WILLY We don’t have room for party poopers. GRIZZ Hey, no worries, man. Three of us are the happiest bears of all time! We’ll fit in great! PANDA Excuse us for just one second. GRIZZ Look, this town is really cool. Seems like all we gotta do to fit in is smile big. PANDA This place really, actually makes me happy! ICE BEAR Ice Bear can be happy-happy. GRIZZ/PANDA Yayyyy!!! GRIZZ Okay! Lord Billy Willy, we wanna stay and play! LORD BILLY WILLY Hooray, bears! Prance along with me to see why this place is so happy! GRIZZ/PANDA Whoa!/No way! ICE BEAR Unreal. PANDA yay yay! GRIZZ this. is. really. fun! ICE BEAR Wee. GRIZZ/PANDA ICE BEAR This is fun. GRIZZ wooooohoooo! PANDA faster faster! ICE BEAR Cabooose. LORD BILLY WILLY SINGER Happy-happy things! / Make me want to sing! / Like a coo-y, broody dove! / Let’s sing of what we love! HAPPY FLOWER SINGER I’m happy about the sun! HAPPY KID WITH TELESCOPE SINGER I’m happy about the moon! HAPPY BAKER SINGER I’m happy with this batter! Do ya wanna lick the spoon?! GRIZZ SINGER Springtime makes me happy! PANDA SINGER That’s a good one! Summer, too! ICE BEAR Ice Bear likes cold weather. ICE BEAR Frost on window pane... Icy frozen lake... A drifting glacier... LORD BILLY WILLY Thank you for trying your best. LORD BILLY WILLY Stoic bear, let’s you and me talk. LORD BILLY WILLY I’m glad you and your brothers are enjoying you’re time here, laughing and smiling. GRIZZ Panda, you’re flying! LORD BILLY WILLY It’s a shame you all can’t stay. ICE BEAR What? LORD BILLY WILLY You’re sort of ah... bringing down the vibe. LORD BILLY WILLY Everyone here is supposed to be loud and proud but you’re just, not that way. I hope you understand. LORD BILLY WILLY If only there was some way for y’all to stay. Or even for, say, the two of them to stay. But alas, I’m stumped... PANDA yay! zero gravity! ICE BEAR Ice Bear could leave. Brothers could stay here and be happy. LORD BILLY WILLY Now that’s a mighty fine idea. LORD BILLY WILLY You go ahead and skedaddle. I’ll tell your brothers goodbye for ya. GRIZZ Hey, where’s lil bro? PANDA Maybe we should look for him. LORD BILLY WILLY congaaaaa! GRIZZ Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! PANDA Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! LORD BILLY WILLY Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! TOWNSFOLK Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! ICE BEAR Ice Bear didn’t belong there anyway. Ice Bear too... defective. LOG You seem fine to me. ROCK Yeah. Whatcha talkin’ ‘bout, man? ICE BEAR Lord Billy Willy says Ice Bear not cheery enough for Happy Bouncy Fun Town. Ice Bear belongs here in Sad Forest. POND None of us are sad. We’re just really chill. LOG Yeah man, you’re not required to sing a loud song every time you’re feelin’ good. You can also just like, relax. POND Just do you dude. ICE BEAR But Lord Billy Willy said— LOG Lord Billy’s a fraud man. POND He uses mind-control to keep everybody super-happy... forever. ROCK Yeah, with that hypnotic happy-happy song. ICE BEAR Uh oh. Ice Bear’s brothers still in town. GRIZZ Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! PANDA Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! LORD BILLY WILLY Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! TOWNSFOLK Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! Cha cha cha cha cha Hey! PANDA ...happy. GRIZZ ...happy. PANDA That’s all folks! GRIZZ That’s all folks! LORD BILLY WILLY Now this is what I’m talkin about! Uppies please! LORD BILLY WILLY Keep prancing! LOG The record is in his crown, man! If we can stop it, we can save your bros, bro. ICE BEAR Hm. Ice Bear got idea. Follow lead. TOWNSFOLK SINGER I’m a happy happy! TOWNSFOLK Conga con-ga! Conga conga con-ga! LORD BILLY WILLY Ha-ha, I am a magnet for the party! Wait, but... who’s that in front??? ICE BEAR Happy-Happy to see you again. LORD BILLY WILLY Huh? Where’d he go? LORD BILLY WILLY No! LORD BILLY WILLY hey!! Come back here! LORD BILLY WILLY Hold up there buddy! LORD BILLY WILLY You won’t get away with this you rat! LOG Let it roll, baby. POND Sp-lash LORD BILLY WILLY No! Nothing makes me more unhappy than a stubbed toe and soggy socks! ICE BEAR Hey Lord Weenie. LORD BILLY WILLY noooooo!!!!!!! LORD BILLY WILLY I am flabbergasted! vexed! flummoxed! and... feverishly furious!!! HAPPY KID WITH TELESCOPE He’s not acting happy at all! HAPPY FLOWER he must be cast out! LORD BILLY WILLY No, no. I-I’m happy. I swear! TOWNSFOLK Cast him out! Cast him out! LORD BILLY WILLY Uhhh, Huh? ICE BEAR SINGER Lord Billy Willy maybe acted sorta silly, if he got a second chance, that would be illy illy. What if it wasn’t just a music trance /that made you happy to see him prance? ICE BEAR SINGER So let’s begin again / As openminded friends / Who only smile when / ...they want to. No one should have to smile if they don’t want to. No one should have to smile if they don’t want to. ICE BEAR SINGER It’s okay to be cheery. It’s okay to be quiet. / Whether you’re from Respite Woods or you’re a Happy Town Violet / Feel what you want. / Feel how you feel. / Express yourself your way. / Be true to your own deal. ICE BEAR SINGER If someone’s different from you, no need to sweat. / Be different together. If someone’s different from you, no need to sweat. / Be different together. ICE BEAR Mic drop. GRIZZ That was so sick! PANDA And I think it set our heads back to normal. Kinda got lost in the happy for a bit. LORD BILLY WILLY I I’m so sorry. I thought super happy was the best way to be, so I didn’t want anyone here to feel anything else. LORD BILLY WILLY But thanks to this lil’ one, we all have a shot at something more... genuine. LORD BILLY WILLY If you like, you can still stay. PANDA Do you want to stay here and make this weird town our home? ICE BEAR Hm. Ice Bear would like to find a home that’s a little more... chill. NARRATOR And with that, the bears are waving goodbye, sayonara! Will they find their new home? Sure! Maybe tomorra! ...Mic drop. peace!