ACORN_KNIGHT CHEYENNE CRAIG DRONES JP KELSEY KENNETH KIDS KID_1 OMAR PURPLE_LIZARD RANDY RED_PONCHO SONG XAVIER CRAIG prevoiusly on “craig of the creek”… KELSEY i got it! CRAIG yes!!! kelsey!!! JP yes!!! kelsey!!! KELSEY ahhhhh owww!!! RED PONCHO oh, the cube! JP you can hit, but you can’t run! RED PONCHO whatever! KELSEY uh yeah… if maya’s not the red poncho, who is? CRAIG those drones… DRONES intruder alert! intruder alert! now commencing laser attack! CRAIG the red poncho… is xavier! XAVIER JP what!? KELSEY whoa! okay, wait, i’m sorry, wha?! you mean to tell me the kid who just did back-flips over us is this kid!? XAVIER ahh! ugh! oww! JP but… how??? CRAIG who cares how? we gotta get that cube! XAVIER who cares how indeed. XAVIER it used to be that everyone cared when it came to yours truly… and it’s time that they care again. XAVIER let me regale you with the tale of how the fall of the king became the rise of a legend. CRAIG XAVIER gotcha! give it! CRAIG never! XAVIER no! i’ll freeze you first! XAVIER and just like that… the capture the flag war was over. i lost my crown, and i was no longer king of the creek. XAVIER my loyal subjects wasted no time abandoning me. there was nothing left for me to do, but go home… ACORN KNIGHT hey xavier! guess who ain’t taking any of your garbage anymore? me! bleeeh! man, that felt good! wooo! XAVIER you little… gggrrr, mayaaaaa!!! XAVIER but there was no one. no more power… XAVIER no more friends. as if i had any real friends in the first place… PURPLE LIZARD hey kids, would you be my friend? KID 1 of course, purply! everyone needs friends. even a giant talking purple lizard like you! PURPLE LIZARD awww, that makes me want to have a super friendly dance battle!! KIDS yayyyyyyy!!!!! PURPLE LIZARD go! go! go! go, garrett! go, cooper! go, penelope! XAVIER i went from the verrrry top to the verrrry bottom. not even squishers could fill the emptiness. CHEYENNE yeah, yeah, yeah, just gonna hit up the home gym. lats ain’t gonna pop themselves, heh. catch ya later, randy. CHEYENNE CHEYENNE CHEYENNE xaivey?! uugghh! what crawled down here and died?! XAVIER my dignity. i lost the kingdom and i have no friends. even my bff abandoned me. CHEYENNE dang, even your bff? XAVIER yes, even my bff! i don’t even have a single f! all because of craig! CHEYENNE well, if you’re asking me, you need to redirect some of this energy. get a hobby or something. XAVIER like what? CHEYENNE i dunno, what are you good at? XAVIER hmm… controlling people. heh heh. CHEYENNE okay… can you control something else? XAVIER hmmm… XAVIER oh ho, look at that face! you know what they say… you’re never alone in the company of a drone. XAVIER yep, things were going great. who needs friends? i had an army of battery- powered butlers who did everything i told them, and i didn’t even have to bribe them. XAVIER then one day… XAVIER what the… craaaaieeeeg?! what’s he doing here?! intruder alert! intruder alert! DRONES intruder alert! intruder alert! XAVIER huh? no! uh! what the?! noooo!!! XAVIER yo! what the heck?! you guys just wrecked my babiesss! JP oh we were just lookin’ for kenneth. you know, your brother. the former king-- CRAIG jp! what are you doing?! XAVIER i decided to have my drones do a little detective work… OMAR yeaaaah! JP yeaaaah! KELSEY yeaaaah! CRAIG yeaaaah! XAVIER it turns out they were looking for some treasure called the heart of the forest. a magical place, hidden in the creek, that was discovered by the first king of the creek… my older brother, kenneth. so i decided to ask him about it. KENNETH i stood there at the heart of the forest, looking down into the rose-colored water. i knew i had to give up something big. XAVIER argh, enough with the poetry, maya angelou! skip to the end! KENNETH you’re missing the best part, really… i made my offering, and suddenly, every kid wanted to play with me. before i knew it, i was king of the creek. XAVIER the heart of the forest made you king… well alright then! hook it up, big bro! gimme the heart of the forest, man! KENNETH i can’t give it to you! weren’t you listening? it’s a place. XAVIER so what? people give people places all the time! you just need a real estate agent! KENNETH i don’t know how to get there. i made a map, and then gave all the pieces of it to my friends. XAVIER to… your… friends!? your friends?! why didn’t you give the map to me, your own flesh and blood, bro!? KENNETH because you expect me to. KENNETH yo david! hey man, it was nice catching up with you the other day! thanks for calling back… XAVIER if kenneth wasn’t going to give me what i wanted, then i would have to take it. but how? craig had the help of all his chuckleheaded friends. and omar, the former green poncho… XAVIER that’s when i had an idea… XAVIER it’s me! craig of the creek! bleeh! gimme back my kingdom!! XAVIER ooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! XAVIER stupid craig… stupid kenneth… huh? CHEYENNE just what do you think you’re doing with all of my gym stuff? or more specifically, what are you not doing? XAVIER i’m trying to train! CHEYENNE training for what? XAVIER to get back at some insolent kids that disrespected me at the creek! but it’s so haaaaardddd! nobody wants me to be king anymore and kenneth won’t help me! his own brother! CHEYENNE aww! poor xavie! has it sooo hard! XAVIER hey, cut it out! i’m going through a tough time right now! you don’t understand what it’s like for nobody to like you! CHEYENNE oh, i don’t understand? you really think when kenneth left, and i took over as king, anybody liked me? XAVIER CHEYENNE everyone wanted kenneth back! XAVIER CHEYENNE because everyone loves kenneth. y’think i complained? no, i stood up and made sure those kids were either with me or they were against me! XAVIER cut it out! CHEYENNE anyone who stuck by my side, i treated like royalty. and for the rest, let’s just say i made an example out of them. XAVIER i said quit it! CHEYENNE hmm… impressive. maybe you’ve got some fight in you after all. come on, we’ve got some training to do. RANDY ‘ey! lookin’ good, little man! you ready to get yoked?! XAVIER heh-heh-heh-nooo! can’t you just defeat my enemies for me? i’ll pay you in crypto. CHEYENNE nuh-uh. sorry, little bro, but for once in your life, you’re going to have to put in the work. RANDY so what we workin’ on? upper body? lower body? middle body? these little chicken legs don’t look like much, but i betchu i can squat two-fifty right now! CHEYENNE knock it off, randy! we don’t have time to watch you squat! RANDY yeah yeah, my bad. y’all know i can do it… XAVIER RANDY that has got to hurt! XAVIER XAVIER XAVIER ouchie. CHEYENNE xavie. control isn’t about this, it’s about this. XAVIER i think i get it… RANDY yeah, little guy! it’s about the head- quarters, not the hand-quarters! CHEYENNE zip it, randy! RANDY randy’s zippin’ it up! you’re not gonna hear a word outta me… a word… a single word… not one… SONG i said i’m ready now cuz i see you laughin’ keep it up kid and find out what happens i got strength that you never could imagine step on up if you ready for a thrashin’ i can run circles ‘round these fools that be hatin’ me making moves while you underestimatin’ me boom! not in my house move! pack your bags n get out boom! not in my house move! get your stuff n get out cuz i been puttin’ in work and you been cashin’ checks that you didn’t earn so boom! boom! not in my house move! get your stuff n get out boom! so get up and gimme what’s mine disrespect i’ll send you back in time boom! CHEYENNE again. CHEYENNE again. CHEYENNE again! CHEYENNE whoo! is that my little brother out there? alright! alright! i see you!! XAVIER RANDY haha! yes, bro! RANDY you know we created a monster, right? CHEYENNE i know. XAVIER yah!!! XAVIER so that’s it. ye hath been regaled with my tale. in conclusion? i’m pretty awesome. and i’m going to take back what is rightfully mine – even if that means breaking a few craigs. CRAIG we can’t let him beat us to the heart of the forest! SONG boom! not in my house move! pack your bags n get out boom! not in my house move! get your stuff n get out [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]