ALEXIS ALLISON BERNARD BOBBY BRICE CRAIG DASHAWN JP KELSEY KID_27 LIZ MARK NICK OMAR ROGER SONG TURNER YOUNG_BERNARD YOUNG_MATT CRAIG elements of the earth… i beseech thee!!!! move these pitiful leaves from my path! woosh! woosh! woosh! ALEXIS yeah, so it’s been nothing but mock classes, touring the dorms, and visiting the bookstore so far. kiiinda boring. i’d much rather be at that music festival with cariss! i mean, look at this! i’ve never seen her this happy! well, less fun now is a small price to pay for our successful future… ALEXIS nar nar? bernard?? BERNARD wuh! yes, alexis? ALEXIS what’s going on with you? ever since you went on that college tour, you’ve seemed… off. plus you haven’t shown up for the last few student council meetings, and when you did, you were in your pajamas. BERNARD well, i am clearly stressed now! i-i mean dressed! i am clearly dressed now… and not at all worried about college. ALEXIS oh! i gotta go! it’s time for the fencing class demo i signed up for! finally something cool! i’ll call you later, ’kay? love you, miss you! BERNARD love you, miss you… BERNARD CRAIG yaaaaaaaaa!!! chores… done! CRAIG no leaves un-bagged! and responsibilities gone! aaahhh!!! CRAIG i’m going to the creek! CRAIG hi, bernard! CRAIG i’m going to the creek! cuz i’m craig! BERNARD take me with you! CRAIG what you talkin’ bout, bernard? BERNARD please, craig! i-i-i just really want to experience the creek… with my little brother! CRAIG uhhhhhhhhhh… CRAIG sure, i guess? BERNARD yes!!! BERNARD every which way i look— joy! games! lack of inhibition or care for personal hygiene! ROGER the ground is my towel! BERNARD psh, i didn’t even have to put on pants. CRAIG uh… yeah, that’s what i’ve been telling you— LIZ incoming! CRAIG BERNARD haha! here you go, fellow kids! ALLISON ack! LIZ hey, long kid, room for one more! BERNARD count me in! KELSEY um… where’s bernard? JP cuuuuuz that ain’t him. CRAIG yeah, i dunno what’s goin’ on, but it’s creeping me out. KELSEY totally… but also, i ain’t mad about it. JP yeah! this new bernard is kinda… CRAIG don’t you dare say it! OMAR cooool? CRAIG aah! you take that back! OMAR BERNARD hey! turns out you can play catch with any number of people! come play! CRAIG razzafrazza… SONG i’ve been clenching my teeth like i can’t win i need relief when the future i’ve been planning for feels like another grind i don’t have any time to think ’cause i don’t have any time so let’s put our troubles away for the day have fun in the sun and relax in the shade embrace the disorder whenever we play oh i can’t be bothered by anything SONG in the creek i’m as free as can be when you’re with me i feel free CRAIG BERNARD CRAIG last one to the creek buys the choco rolls! CRAIG knock knock. JP i wasn’t expecting any visitors today but who’s there? ALEXIS plane lands at three! can’t wait to see you! CRAIG ice cream. JP uh, ice cream who? CRAIG i scream if you don’t let me in, haha! JP kelsey! did you hear that?! he said !!! KID 27 bring out your beast! BERNARD whoa, i remember this place! didn’t i come here once with you? KELSEY yeah… that kid turner stole one of your most valuable bring out your beast cards and nearly destroyed the creek and your financial future! CRAIG let’s check it out! BRICE i reverse your attack and send it back at you! haha! i’m the winner! see y’all at the pro league! BERNARD the pro league? you can play bring out your beast professionally? as a job?! CRAIG yeah, if you’re good enough. the game’s gotten pretty big since you last played it. BERNARD y’know, i was pretty good as a kid… YOUNG MATT my deck… was not worthy… YOUNG BERNARD i win! this is the happiest day of my life! CRAIG bernard? bernard? bernard! CRAIG you good, man? BERNARD i feel amazing!!! i just realized my true calling! forget college! i’m gonna be a pro bring out your beast player! CRAIG that is… the smartest idea you’ve ever had! TURNER a pro, huh? well, you’ll have to go through me. BERNARD you… you’re the kid that stole my beast snare from craig. CRAIG turner! BERNARD didn’t me and craig already wipe the floor with you? TURNER you musta missed a spot ’cause i’m still here! time for a rematch! bring out your beast! BERNARD craig, get my cards! CRAIG like run all the way home and get ’em? BERNARD ooh yeah… i guess it’d be faster if i go get ’em. CRAIG c’mon, bernard! you almost got ’er! TURNER i attack your cackling coyote with my lightning wolf! BERNARD no, you don’t. ’cause i play a deflection card! which sends your attack right back at ya! TURNER ugh! guh… TURNER your deflection card left my thunder wolf unharmed so i’ll just attack with it again! BERNARD ugh! you may have destroyed my cackling coyote, but now i get to play nurse narwal! which gives me back the five life points i just lost! CRAIG he’s a-gonna win! BERNARD go ahead. make your last pathetic move. TURNER huh? TURNER BERNARD you pick a joke card or something? TURNER it’s over! i play my super beast! mister mayhem!!! BERNARD w-who is that?!? TURNER it’s a super beast, which means i can ignore your defense and attack you directly. BERNARD whaaaatt?! TURNER finish him, mister mayhem!!! BERNARD aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!! CRAIG bernard! JP bernard! KELSEY bernard! BERNARD uuuugh… CRAIG what happened? BERNARD i’ve never even heard of super beasts before. TURNER you didn’t know about super beats?! guess that’s what happens when you get old. ALLISON get outta here, old man! NICK bring out your dentures! ALEXIS see you at the airport at three, nar nar! BERNARD craig, can you pull me out of this hole? CRAIG uh… yeah, sure! um, you guys, get his ears. JP i’ll pull the glasses. BERNARD grrrr! CRAIG the drawings on these cards are so cool. JP hey, bernard’s back! BERNARD turner! bring out yo beast! CRAIG go, bernard! TURNER heh. since you lost last time, i’ll go first. i play lightning wolf! and then i’ll add two damage boosters! and i attack you directly! BERNARD my move… BERNARD and now i summon my very own super beast!!! TURNER what?! CRAIG whoa!!! BERNARD come forth… queen’s guard! BERNARD i also activate – ha! the saxophone of calling! which i equip to my queen’s guard! once he starts playin’ that sax, it auto summons another queen’s guard with a saxaphone of calling! and with two guards out each equipped with a sax of calling i can summon… the queen of super beasts!!!! TURNER no fair! how did you get all those super beasts!? BERNARD with money from my job!!! BOBBY boooooo! BERNARD now my super beast—attaaaaaaaaaack!!!! TURNER wwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!! CRAIG bernard! you did it! i can’t believe you beat turner in just one turn! CRAIG uh… BERNARD who’s next? BERNARD super beast! DASHAWN yaaaaahh! BERNARD super beast! BRICE waaaaaaaah! BERNARD super… beast! BOBBY my backpack. BERNARD CRAIG bernard, what are you doing?! BERNARD whatever i want! no more wasting time with colleges or student council! i’m unstoppable! ALEXIS bernard?! BERNARD a-a-a-alexis?! ALEXIS yes a-a-a-alexis! me! right here! hi! your girlfriend!? that you left waiting at the airport for hours?! BERNARD how’d you know i was here? ALEXIS i thought something bad happened to you, so i called your parents and they said you were in the creek! what are you even doing here?! BERNARD uh… playin’. ALEXIS okay, i can’t with you right now, bernard! i just can’t!!! BERNARD but i was— ALEXIS you know what? i think i just need some… space. CRAIG aaaawwwww, nar naaaaaaar!!! i’m here for you, bro! BERNARD waaaaaa-haaaaa!!! BERNARD CRAIG bernard?! BERNARD BERNARD i’ve lost the love of my life! and for what?! MARK for the power and respect of children. BERNARD who are you? MARK a friend? ah! it’s pouring! to be continued… [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]