CARL CRAIG CRAIG_SONG GOOEY JP JP_SONG KELSEY LOOGIE OMAR OOEY CRAIG SONG i never thought the creek could be anything but water and trees but suddenly i believe there’s so much more to see! ’cause i’ve got a slimy ticket! JP SONG i got a piece of sli-ime – in my eye! JP somebody help, it hurts. OMAR i can’t believe you got us a tour to the slime kids’ slime factory! they don’t open their doors for any kid… probably because they’re all slimey. KELSEY honestly, i was kind of hoping we could hunt for more of kenneth’s puzzle cubes today, but, uh, adventurers can’t be choosers. JP wow, a tour of the slime factor and a lifetime supply of slime?! i mean, how’d you even get these tickets, craig? CRAIG perks for saving the creek, baby. CARL headed to the slime factory, are we? CRAIG carl! what are you doing here!? CARL word on the street is that the slime kids are working on a top secret slime recipe for something called the eversticking slime- glopper. and i need to get my hands on it! CRAIG why? so you can make some kind of science weapon? CARL nooo… listen, if you get me that slime, i’ll pay you with a handsome reward: i’ll do your science homework for the rest of your lives. just remember that name: eversticking slime- glopper… wha—whoaaaa! JP from now on, let’s not sing our plans, okay? CRAIG this must be it… the slime factory! JP whoa-ho-oooh… KELSEY whoa… LOOGIE tickets pleaaaase! LOOGIE poifect! GOOEY come on in. CRAIG whoooooa!!! JP whoooooa!!! OMAR whoooooa!!! KELSEY whoooooa!!! OOEY like what you see? CRAIG aaaahhhh!!! JP aaaahhhh!!! OMAR aaaahhhh!!! KELSEY aaaahhhh!!! OOEY helllooo, i’m ooey, the proprietor of this here establishment! OOEY oh what a pleasure it is to finally meet the famous craig and friends! i see you’ve already met gooey and loogie. GOOEY pleased to meet you. OOEY and this is our wonderful founder… the great ptooie! aww, she was a real slimeball, that one! OOEY long ago, during king kenneth’s reign, she discovered the recipe for slime and began making it for all the kids in the creek! her motto was “you can’t spell smile without slime.” OOEY us slime kids decided to continue her legacy by taking refuge in this abandoned water park and researching all we could in slime tech! JP ooo. CRAIG wow, this is so inspiring. i can’t wait to see inside the factory. and to get that lifetime supply of slime. OOEY now, now… you won’t be getting it until after the tour. you’ll have to sign a, ah, tiny waiver first. CRAIG what?!?! JP what?!?! OMAR what?!?! KELSEY what?!?! OOEY this document states that we the slime kids are not responsible for any liabilities that may occur, including but not limited to: bruises, boo boos or poo-poos. OOEY and under no circumstances are you allowed to touch anything you see on this tour! OOEY alright now, everyone grab a pen! go ahead and sign here, there, initial here, over there, underwear… aaaaand here. KELSEY okay now can we just see the factory? OOEY i thought you’d never ask! OOEY this is where it all begins! OOEY these waterslides contain the three key ingredients of our slime: washable school glue, baking soda, and a special saline solution. OOEY with precise adjustments to the solutes and solvents, we can control the stickiness, sliminess, goopiness, floopiness, droopiness and manufacture an infinite variety of slime! JP so much gloooooop… CRAIG jp… jp… jp!!! what are you doing? OOEY no! stop! you’ll contaminate the slime! JP what?! oh! uh! ee! ahhh! help!!! OMAR don’t worry, i got this. CRAIG jp! they said not to touch anything. JP i’m sorry. it’s just – staring at that waterfall, i-it reminded me of art class. getting glue on my fingers and… trying to peel… it off… CRAIG trying to what? OOEY the glue finished hardening. OOEY gooey! drain the slides. i think this batch is contaminated. GOOEY you glop it, ooey. OOEY loogie! take this lad to the peeling room. and remind the peelers to be delicate this time. he’s a kid, not a potato. OMAR is he gonna be okay? OOEY don’t worry! you’ll be reunited with your buddy at the of the tour… slime willing. now! wanna see where it really gets gross? OOEY this is the mixing room! where we mix in glitter, food coloring and various trademarked household items to make our specialty slimes! OOEY ask me what our specialty slimes are. CRAIG what are your specialty slimes? OOEY i thought you’d never ask! OOEY we make: jelly slime… clear slime… diaper slime… sparkle slime… butter slime… fluffy slime… and last, but certainly not least, the unbreakable stretchy slime! craig whooooa! OMAR whooooa! OOEY i once tried to calculate the tensile strength of this baby and you know what i learned? i don’t know how to do that kind of math yet. OOEY now, come with me. we still got much more tour to cover! KELSEY unbreakable, huh? KELSEY kelsey smirked a knowing smirk. she had crossed many so-called unbreakable relics in her past: the tv, the ceiling fan, her collarbone. and yet, as strong as they seemed, all cracked under her strength. surely, no mere slime could best her. KELSEY yahhhhhhhhh-haa! KELSEY huh? KELSEY oh no. KELSEY oof! OOEY good gloop! CRAIG what happened? KELSEY it… hit me… first? OOEY gooey! i want you to take kelsey to the un-twisting-machine. and be careful to untwist her in the correct order: head, shoulders, toes and knees. sorry… head, shoulders, knees, and toes. heh, i always get those two mixed up. OMAR speaking of twisted, this place is dangerous. i hope kelsey and jp will be okay. CRAIG they’ll be fine! listen, man… we’re trying to get that lifetime supply of slime. whatever’s next, we gotta keep cool and get through the rest of this tour! OOEY so… it’s down to just the two of you. perhaps it’s for the best, because the next stop is our most top secret slime ever! OOEY behold! the eversticking slime-glopper! CRAIG this must be the slime carl was talking about! OOEY this slime contains iron oxide which gives it special magnetic properties. but it’s still in the experimental phase and not ready for the public yet! OOEY it started moving again? OOEY it slapped him!? oh, we’ll have to drop the temperature back down to freezing… we can’t let it gain sentience… OOEY just a little mishap with the, uh… glitter supply! we’ll be right back! OMAR yo! no way! you’re telling me this thing’s magnetic?! CRAIG well, i-it’s floating, so it better be, heh heh… i’m not messing with haunted slime. OMAR dude, think of all the arrows i could make with something like this. do you have something metal in your purse? CRAIG omar, they said not to touch anything. OMAR nobody’s gonna touch it, i just wanna see if it works. CRAIG look, all i got is my house keys but i… i don’t think that’s going to— CRAIG ahhhhhh getitoffgetitoffgetitoff! aaaaahhh! OMAR here letmetryletmetryletmetry! OOEY phew! i’m glad that’s dea— err, uh, over with. sorry for the wait. CRAIG oh, it’s no problem! OMAR yeah, no, don’t worry about it! just stickin’— hangin’ around… OOEY and now, for the grand finale of the tour! OOEY that’s it. tour is over. bye. CRAIG huh? OMAR that’s the big finale? OOEY yup! thanks for coming! exit’s right over there! have a great life! CRAIG ooey? CRAIG sooo… uh… when do we get our lifetime supply of slime? OOEY you don’t. CRAIG but… we signed a contract. you promised us free slime at the end of the tour. OOEY the contract says you’ll be rewarded unlimited slime if you followed the rules! it says here in plain english that you were not allowed to touch anything! you touched the eversticking slime-glopper! it’s stuck to your hand right now! you went behind my back! you broke the rules! you get nothing! you lose! good slime, sir! OMAR that’s not fair! the whole point of slime is to touch it! how could you take my boy’s dreams and crush ‘em like they were nothing?! you don’t make slime – you are slime! OOEY i said good slime, sir! OMAR oh, forget this. let’s just get out of here, craig. at least we can sell this slime to carl and get something out of this mess. CRAIG i’m sorry for the trouble, ooey. OOEY so sticks a good deed in an unsticky world… OOEY craig! oh you did it! CRAIG huh? OOEY you passed the test! this is for you! CRAIG a puzzle cube!? but… i-i don’t understand. OOEY i heard you were looking for kenneth’s cubes. i couldn’t just hand mine over. i needed to see if you were worthy. so i asked carl to help by tempting you to steal our secret slime. CARL hi— bwahoof! JP hi guys. KELSEY having knees is weird. OMAR hey! you guys are okay! uh… well… kinda. CRAIG oh wow! so jp and kelsey getting hurt was part of the test, too? OOEY oh no no, that was completely unexpected… but they should be fine in a few days time. JP that’s good, because right now every inch of my body stings like a fire. CRAIG soooo… does this mean we still get a lifetime supply of slime? OOEY i thought you’d never ask. CRAIG yaaaaayyyyy!!!!! JP yaaaaayyyyy!!!!! OMAR yaaaaayyyyy!!!!! KELSEY yaaaaayyyyy!!!!! JP ow ow owww! my new skin! 1 [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]