CANNONBALL CRAIG DILLARD HANDLEBARB MARIAH RAZOR SCOOT SPEED_DEMON TODD WARPSPEED HANDLEBARB hey there, tread heads! it’s ‘cha girl handlebarb and the 10 speeds! live at ramp city! today you guys are about to witness a cyclical assassination of time and space! we present to you… the tread and shreeeed! HANDLEBARB three… two… one… go! WARPSPEED warpspeed! HANDLEBARB ahhhh! HANDLEBARB yeah! CANNONBALL do it just like we practiced, todd! TODD uhhh… TODD aaaaaaaaahhhhhh—oof! CANNONBALL he’s more legs than boy! TODD uuugh… sorry, guys, i messed up the stunt. CANNONBALL nah, it’s cool. nobody can eat dirt like you, todd. HANDLEBARB well folks, that’s all for today. don’t forget to like and subscribe and we’ll see you tread heads in the next vid! CRAIG annnd… cut! HANDLEBARB thanks for helping us record our latest stunt, craig. CRAIG no problem! i’m always happy to help! i mean that stunt was amazing, and i got the best seat in the house— er, creek. you know what i mean. HANDLEBARB thanks. they don’t call us the 10 speeds for nothing! we’re the wheels of the creek! CRAIG wheels of the creek… idea! speaking of wheels, i met some kids from the other side of the creek who i bet would really be into this! i could introduce you guys to them! HANDLEBARB really? CRAIG yeah! as the craig of this creek, it’s my duty to bring kids together. you’re gonna love them! RAZOR woohoo! SCOOT alright, dillard! you ready? RAZOR yeah, dillard! do a flip! DILLARD i will. CRAIG they should be over here— DILLARD aaah! oof! RAZOR heh. DILLARD whoa… RAZOR way to go, dillard! no one can beef it like you! haha! MARIAH craig, my dude! how’s it hangin’? heh… who are the trike tykes? heheh. HANDLEBARB trike tykes? um, we’re two wheelers… except for todd, but he’s working on it. CRAIG 10 speeds, meet the derby kids. derby kids, meet the 10 speeds. MARIAH hey. HANDLEBARB sup! MARIAH uh… what’s this all about, craig? CRAIG well… i thought since you guys are very much alike, i should introduce you to each other! HANDLEBARB alike? WARPSPEED what the warp? CANNONBALL i’m perplexed. TODD whoa! oof! MARIAH i’m not sure i see it. RAZOR what the butt? SCOOT i’m perturbed. DILLARD whoa! oof! did everyone see? CRAIG what are you talking about?! you’re exactly alike. CRAIG you two are the tough ones— CRAIG you two are the wild ones— CRAIG you two are the impossibly cool yet down to earth ones— CRAIG aaand you two are the todds! TODD uh, what’s that supposed to mean? CRAIG well, you know, the kid who always messes up? SCOOT oh, you mean the dillard? DILLARD what’s that supposed to mean?? CRAIG <2 quick efforts> nevermind! the point is, you guys are the same! y’know, with the wheels and what not. don’t you see it? CRAIG remove the goggles so you can see it better. CANNONBALL i trusted your judgement, craig, but… what’chu talkin’ about, williams? HANDLEBARB okay, thanks for introducing us, craig, but i don’t think we’re anything alike. we have bikes – they have skates. HANDLEBARB what we do is an extremely dangerous sport, while roller skating is, well… a for babies. SCOOT who’re you calling a baby, baby?! RAZOR yeah! aggressive inline skating is not for babies! MARIAH it is a highly regarded form of transportation, which when masterered by professionals, can also be an exhilerating and quite challenging athletic activity. HANDLEBARB well whatever you guys can do with four wheels, we can do with two! except for todd, but he’s working on it. TODD i’m working on it! MARIAH hmph. that’s easy to say when all you do is sit there. DILLARD oooooohhh! HANDLEBARB well, i ain’t sitting when i’m riding high, ripping sick air! MARIAH that’s the difference… you ride your wheels, we are our wheels. CANNONBALL yeah well, do you have the power to go so fast that you can open an extra dimensional portal that rips through space-time called cannonspace-space-space… SCOOT of course i do! it’s called scootspace- space-space… CANNONBALL y-you-you just made that up! SCOOT you just made that up! my wheels go fast! HANDLEBARB our wheels go faster! CRAIG i told you, it’s the wheels! MARIAH there’s only one way to settle this: us versus the 10 sleeps, relay style. the team who is the fastest wins. CRAIG a race?! w-wait-wait-wait, guys! this isn’t how it’s supposed to go! i mean you guys should be riding together! c’mon, let’s go take a spin down the ol’ bike path, y’know, maybe pick some flowers, talk about why we all love going super fast, y’know… SCOOT too late, cupid! it’s a match made in heaven! better start backing out now if you’re scared, 10 bleeds! CANNONBALL it’s the 10 speeds, and we never back down from a challenge! WARPSPEED yeah! we accept! MARIAH heh, winning should be a cinch. after all, we are “the wheels of the creek!” CRAIG what have i done? CRAIG okay… heh… looks like everyone is ready to go… CRAIG wow, heh. you guys are serious about this race stuff, huh? but we’re all winners here, right? CRAIG er… ready? MARIAH better not trip up and leave skid marks everywhere. CRAIG set? HANDLEBARB hope you’re hungry, ‘cause you’re about to eat my dust. CRAIG go!! HANDLEBARB not bad… but not good either! you’re still too slow! WARPSPEED go handlebarb! HANDLEBARB you’re up, warpspeed! MARIAH go go go go! don’t let them get ahead! CRAIG uh, but if you do, that’s okay because you’re all great! WARPSPEED wha— RAZOR haha! i’m gonna getcha! WARPSPEED man, that was a cool move! RAZOR heh, thanks! CRAIG what a nice compliment! they’re respecting each other! WARPSPEED i’m gonna run over youuu! CRAIG nevermind. TODD so yeah, i think i’ll probably get my training wheels off in another year or two, but i don’t want to rush it. DILLARD oh, that’s very cool. waaaaa— RAZOR come on, dillard!!! DILLARD —aaaaaaahhhhhhh! WARPSPEED sorry to keep ya waiting! off ya go!!! DILLARD waaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! TODD waaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! DILLARD duuuuude, you gotta use your peepers to watch where you’re going! TODD i-i—i can’t! i’ve never gone this fast before! aaaaahhhhhh!!! DILLARD whoaaa!!! CANNONBALL think you can keep up? SCOOT i was gonna ask you the same thing! CRAIG is that a crack?! w-wuh! where’d they go!? CRAIG it’s a tie! uh, everyone won! CANNONBALL then i want a do-over! SCOOT well i want a do-over, too! CRAIG guys, c’mon! can’t you see? you both won! you’re both fast! CRAIG uh… guys? CANNONBALL this bad. SCOOT we were too fast. MARIAH no way, i-i-is that…? HANDLEBARB the speed demon. SPEED DEMON what’sup nerds!!!! CANNONBALL the speed demon! CRAIG what’s a speed demon?! CANNONBALL we were too fast. the proximity of our two hyper-powerful dimensional portals—mine was slightly stronger—has awoken an ancient god of destruction! just like my gram-mama warned me! SPEED DEMON i’m fast!!! and i’m furious!!! CANNONBALL no no no no no! HANDLEBARB ugh, hold on! SCOOT we have to stop it! if the speed demon spins out into our world, it will consume all velocity until the planet is frozen still! CRAIG h-how do we stop it?! MARIAH we have to race it! before it erases us! HANDLEBARB so… how about that do-over? MARIAH for family! CRAIG wait!!! CRAIG uh… mariah? handlebarb? CRAIG t-todd…? CRAIG good luck, my speed warriors… CRAIG holy creek! you’re back! CRAIG whoa! you guys okay?! MARIAH the battle is over… it took a bit, but we defeated the speed demon and his evil minions. HANDLEBARB dillard lost an eye and then grew a new one and then lost both of those again and had to get them replaced with robot eyes. robot eyes, craig! DILLARD bro, it rips. CRAIG wait… so you guys are friends now? MARIAH battling alongside each other for 80 years at 200 mph tends to bring you together. CANNONBALL i saw my great grandchildren, craig. they were pretty dope. except for jonah… he was a jerk. CRAIG wow, you can really see the family resemblance. HANDLEBARB speaking of resemblance – you were right, craig. we have a lot in common with the maverick splinters. i had no idea there were some dudes on this side that had such bro’splosive moves. CRAIG wait, you’re group is called the maverick splinters? MARIAH dude, you never asked. CRAIG yeah… and i guess i shouldn’t have assumed you guys would get along just because you both love wheels. HANDLEBARB it’s chill, man. your heart was in the right place. MARIAH besides, it’s not about who’s the best or whatever. it’s about who was here first. HANDLEBARB it was us. MARIAH i’m pretty sure we were here first. HANDLEBARB i mean, that’s very funny, but we were. MARIAH no, us! HANDLEBARB no, us! 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