CONDUCTOR COW_BOY CRAIG JP KELSEY MACKENZIE MANEY MARIE MELISSA RAJ SHAWN TODD WARPSPEED JP annnd it’s the final lap! KELSEY come on, maney! wooo-hoo-hoo-hoo! CRAIG goooo, marie! KELSEY m-marie? MARIE clop… clop… clop… clop… clop… clop… clop… clop… CRAIG yeah, i figure she’s got like a turtle versus hare thing goin’ on. you know, like slow and steady wins the race? KELSEY ah yes yes yes, wise. MARIE clop… clop… clop… clop… MACKENZIE ugh! JP here comes mackenzie! MACKENZIE marie! you’re a horse girl, a creature of grace and power… act like one! agh! MARIE hngh! JP ha! maney wins! aaand marie has started her second lap! so… compliments all around! MARIE i think i’m done, too. MACKENZIE marie! horses aren’t quitters! MARIE ugh… clop! clop! clop! clop! MACKENZIE and hurry up! it’s feeding time! JP an apple for the apple of my eye? MELISSA is that why i lost? do i need to eat more apples? are my horse oats not enough? CRAIG hmm, have you tried quicker oats? MELISSA huh? KELSEY oh yeah! my dad eats them every morning when he’s in a hurry! CRAIG why’d you say it like that? MACKENZIE melissa! i eat nothing but apples, and i’m the fastest! ptoo! CRAIG yeah but you lost. MACKENZIE if you keep bringing that up, i’m gonna start buckin’! MACKENZIE uh… horses aren’t wasteful! MELISSA huh, is that true? MACKENZIE marie… horses have hooves, not hands. eat it like a horse! MARIE ugh. aaahhh… huh? COW BOY i think moo dropped this. MARIE uh, thank you… oof! MACKENZIE who the hay are you? and what are you doing in the horse girl meadow? COW BOY i’m just a wanderin’ cow-boy. MACKENZIE if you’re a cowboy, then why do you have a tail? COW BOY because… i’m also a cow-boy. MACKENZIE ew! is that beef jerky?! cows don’t wear hats and they definitely don’t eat beef. COW BOY maybe cows don’t. but cow-boys do, because we don’t live by the rules. MACKENZIE ah what?! he’s just making stuff up! COW BOY ahh. now if moo’ll excuse me… i gotta moo-sey on outta here… on my jetpack. CRAIG hi, i’m— MACKENZIE cows can’t fly!!! COW BOY haven’t you ever heard of the cow that jumped over the mooooooooooooon! MACKENZIE that’s the sun! JP wow, a jetpack? there is so much i don’t know about cows. CRAIG three… two… one… blast off! KELSEY wow! that’s the highest bounce yet! JP i think it went into orbit! JP oh, hey maney! MANEY hey, have you guys seen marie? MACKENZIE she was supposed to bring the salt-licks to the creek! but that old biddy didn’t show up! CRAIG well, you came to the right place! i know the creek like the front of my map! MANEY that would be great! MELISSA thanks, craig. KELSEY looks like we’re going on a horse quest! CRAIG hmm, not here… not here… not here either. MACKENZIE she couldn’t have galloped this far, you saw the race. MANEY you really think she went all the way to the other side? CRAIG maybe, but first let’s take a break… CRAIG at the candy baaaaaar! JP ooo! the special is a milky n’ cookies! KELSEY what if marie is like right here and then we don’t have to look— oh! MARIE mooooooo-wee! another round of milk! and hold th’ cookies! CRAIG she’s here! KELSEY heh, called it! CRAIG marie! the horse girls have been looking all over for you! MARIE oh… i don’t care! MARIE i don’t run with that herd anymore! MACKENZIE marie! horses don’t sit at tables! COW BOY sounds to me like she’s telling moo what to do. MARIE well, i’m not a horse anymore, mackenzie! i’m a cow-boy, and i’m done playin’ by the rules! SHAWN can you tell your friend to get off the table? COW BOY nope! JP oh wow, she’s drinking the whole carton. MACKENZIE marie, what are you doing with your hooves?! MARIE whatever i want! JP hey! MARIE aaah calcium! MARIE moo-ve it! SHAWN hey! aw, they didn’t pay! RAJ let me tell you the tale of the cow-boy and marie the wildest two kids to ever roam the creek… oh they’re the milk chuggin’, trouble lovin’, rootin’ tootin’, vibe pollutin’ kids who make a ruckus while you play oh they’re the barn burnin’, never learnin’, game cheatin’, burger eatin’ kids who don’t care what you have to say wheeeeeee hoooooooo! MARIE hahaha! weeee! TODD i did it! no training wheels! TODD oh no! a snaaake! TODD aaaaaaaa! oof! WARPSPEED todd! can you hear me, bro? WARPSPEED what’s your problem, marie! you know todd has trouble differentiating snakes from ropes! TODD i… want… my… training wheels back! WARPSPEED it’s okay, man. MARIE i-i’m sorry! COW BOY hey! don’t never let nobody tell you how to play! MARIE but they have a sign. COW BOY ugh, rules rules rules! rules about ropes! rules about horses on tables! rules about leaving cow pies on the blacktop?! if you ask me? this whole creek has too many dern rules! COW BOY maybe you and me should just get away from all these rules. leave the creek for good and get a fresh start. and i know just the way to moo it. COW BOY end scene RAJ and i know just the way to moo it, yeah! JP wow, what an informative song. MACKENZIE ugh, i don’t get it. why would marie need to do any of that stuff! it’s fun enough just to be a horse girl! MANEY maybe marie just needed some freedom. i mean, you do kind of sort of actually a lot really give her a hard time over the rules of being a horse girl. MACKENZIE no, i don’t! MELISSA yes you do! MACKENZIE rules are important! without rules, someone might think we’re… unicorn girls. brhrhrhr! CONDUCTOR help! somebody help! my train’s been hijacked by bandits!!! SHAWN aww, what about our daily milk delivery? CRAIG milk… bandits? oh no! end scene COW BOY yeeeee-haaawwww! with this much milk, we’ll be able to start a new life and never come back to the creek! MARIE why do you like milk so much? JP beep beep! vrooooooooommm! skrrrrrr! COW BOY stay away from me and my milk! chya! JP hold on, craig! KELSEY whoa, maney! wrong way! KELSEY oh my haunches… MACKENZIE c’mon, melissa! we gotta get that train! MELISSA i don’t feel so good! too many oats! MACKENZIE horses don’t stand on trains, marieeeeee!!!! MARIE then why are you here?! make like a horse and mooooove! CRAIG a little closer, jp! CRAIG yah! JP alright, my turn! aaah! oof! CRAIG cow-boy and marie! you have to stop! can’t you see you’re going down a dangerous path? MARIE no way, craig! i’m tired of playing by everyone else’s rules! especially yours, mackenzie! MACKENZIE huh? MARIE playing horse with you and the others used to be a lot of fun, but all your rules make it not fun! that’s why me and cow-boy are gonna steal a whole train full of milk and live as free as real horses! CRAIG but you’re literally going down a dangerous path! the track is out! and there’s a cliff!!! COW BOY welp, see ya never, mrytle. MARIE wait, you’re leaving?! what happened to bucking the rules?! COW BOY sorry, not only am i a cow and a boy, i’m also a coward. MARIE we gotta stop this train! MARIE hup! MARIE wah!? it’s made of cardboard! CRAIG good thing i’ve got my staff with me the while time! hup! CRAIG it won’t budge! MARIE mackenzie! help us! MACKENZIE but horses don’t have hands! MARIE for once in your life - forget the rules! MACKENZIE i—i’m a horse! but i’m also… a girl!!! CRAIG woah! CRAIG it’s just a little mud puddle! MACKENZIE sorry again for being such a night mare. from now on i promise to be more lenient about the rules. MARIE ugh, finally. so how about a game… of horse? what the?! MACKENZIE if i can’t tell you how to be a horse, you can’t tell me how to play horse. MARIE mmm… deal! JP alright! let’s play some basketball! [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]