ALL_SONG BARRY_SONG CANNONBALL_SONG CARL CRAIG CRAIG_JP_SONG CRAIG_KELSEY_SONG CRAIG_SEWER_KIDS_SONG CRAIG_SONG CREEK_KIDS_SONG DAVID_SONG DUANE EVERYBODY_SONG FARADAY FARADAY_SONG HANDLEBARB_SONG JP JP_KELSEY_CRAIG JP_KELSEY_SONG JP_SONG KELSEY KELSEY_JP_SONG KELSEY_MORTIMOR_SONG KELSEY_SONG KIT_SONG MARK_SONG MCKENZIE SEWER_KIDS_SONG SEWER_QUEEN SEWER_QUEEN_SONG WREN WREN_CLONES_SONG WREN_SONG CRAIG i can’t believe it’s been raining all day! KELSEY and on a saturday – the sacred-est of play days! JP i can’t believe the fortune teller on the news was wrong. KELSEY wait, do you mean the weather man? JP the what? CRAIG ugh. we should be outside – at the creek! having adventures and finding treasures and junk! KELSEY well, it’s gotta let up soon. CRAIG uhhhgg! DUANE well, well, well… mr. i’m-gonna-eat- cupcakes-for-breakfast. CRAIG i’m not sick, dad. i’m sad. i just wanna go to the creeeeeeeeeek! DUANE aw well, i’m sure you can use your imagination to come up with something fun to do. and hey, at least you’re not working at home on a saturday, like me… take it easy, my guy. CRAIG uhhhgggg. CRAIG SONG when will the rain end? i miss my best friends a wasted saturday i’m stuck inside to play i wish i were at the creek hills and valleys, stumps and trees and in- betweens and more sharp and pointy, wet and slimy mysteries galore freedom from my brother and a laundry list of chores my best friends and i are ready to adventure and explore oh i wish the creek could be everywhere the warmth of the sun and the breezy air hooray i wish it never rained i wish i were at the creek KELSEY JP SONG ahhhhhhhhh CRAIG but what would we do at the creek? probably find something cool… CRAIG whoa, you guys, check this out! KELSEY a key! JP what do you think it unlocks? CRAIG i dunno… it could unlike anything! like… CRAIG SONG there could be a chest at the bottom of the creek overflowing with a treasure that nobody’s ever seen KELSEY SONG or a fabled magic sword made of golden pvc JP SONG or a monster truck for me… j… peeeeeeeeeee CRAIG SONG i wish the creek could be everywhere the warmth of the sun and the breezy air hooray i wish it never rained i wish i were at the creek KELSEY JP SONG ahhhhhhhhh CRAIG SONG oh i think this key could go anywhere and this mystery will take us everywhere hooray i’m glad it didn’t rain cause i’m hanging at the creek KELSEY JP SONG but he isn’t at the creeeeeek CRAIG SONG yeah i’m hanging at the creek KELSEY JP SONG no he isn’t at the creeeeeek CRAIG SONG definitely at the creek KELSEY JP SONG no he isn’t at the creeeeeek CRAIG SONG yeah we’re hanging at the creek! CRAIG SONG do ya know? the origin please of the mystery key that i’ve got here KIT SONG i don’t know CREEK KIDS SONG she don’t know KIT SONG but trade it to me for a bottle of barely used root beer KELSEY SONG i think we’re gonna keep the key KIT SONG then make like a trading tree – and leave! CREEK KIDS SONG oh we wanna know where the treasure could be! CRAIG SONG do ya know? KELSEY JP SONG do ya know? HANDLEBARB SONG it’s not for my lock CANNONBALL SONG but yo, check out these hops i can backflip! CRAIG SONG do ya know? KELSEY JP SONG do ya know? MARK SONG it must be a key to unlock cobalt’s keep DAVID SONG can you give it to me? MARK SONG david, you rolled a three and you’re dead DAVID SONG nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! BARRY SONG oh what a mystery MARK SONG now please leave the elder’s three CREEK KIDS SONG we wanna know where the treasure could be CRAIG SONG do ya know… MCKENZIE horses don’t use keys, craig!!!! WREN have you considered science?! MCKENZIE WREN to the lab log! FARADAY calcium content? CARL 74 point ah! WREN the problem is that you’ve restricted your examinations to the basic observable spatial dimensions of the creek. CRAIG i’m not following. JP make it make sense… with song! WREN of course! CARL i wasn’t done with that! FARADAY great gravitational collapse, here she goes again. WREN SONG to digest your discovery let’s use our knowledge of string theory because quantum gravity is the secret to unlocking multiple realities WREN CLONES SONG oooh science science, wa-ooh science science WREN SONG and parallel histories so instead of asking “what is the key?” ask “when is the key?” and really who are we? am i you? are you me? WREN CLONES SONG ahhhhhhhhhhh WREN SONG on a microscopic level let’s examine everything FARADAY SONG wren, i think you better stop WREN SONG particles that form an object also make up where they lead FARADAY SONG i think you need to listen up WREN SONG and the residue that’s left behind will share a common chemistry FARADAY SONG you look like you’re gonna pop WREN SONG and theoretical colliding speeds FARADAY SONG wren please focus!!! FARADAY They just want to know where this key came from. WREN right! carl, lick this! CARL bleh! it tastes like a toilet! WREN ah ha! it’s from the sewers! SEWER QUEEN greetings, map maker! CRAIG your sewerness, we have discovered an ancient key. we humbly request to explore your kingdom to find what it unlocks. SEWER QUEEN of course, map maker! though i must warn you, the flow has been unpredictable as of late… SEWER QUEEN SONG tread carefully when exploring somewhere that you’ve never been beware! you might see earwigs, raccoons or spiders or worse stay off your phone, make sure you’re alert CRAIG SONG what was that sound is there something lurking in the underground SEWER KIDS SONG groooooound CRAIG SONG it could be a monster JP SONG truck? SEWER KIDS SONG it’s probably not a monster truck CRAIG SONG checking out the sewers to the north SEWER KIDS SONG oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh CRAIG SONG we don’t have no fear when we explore SEWER KIDS SONG oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh CRAIG SONG it’s echo-ey and creepy CRAIG SEWER KIDS SONG but it’s probably nothing more JP SONG oh my gosh, a giant pink seahorse!!!!! JP whoa, that is a lot bigger than the stuff we usually run into! CRAIG what are we gonna do?! it would take some sort of mighty warrior to get past that thing! KELSEY SONG the half-orphan of a king who taught her the ways of the warrior setting the innocent free learning both from the past and the future she’s gotten knocked down as she’s trained for years she’s got battle scars but she doesn’t have fear KELSEY MORTIMOR SONG do you see the warrior inside me? KELSEY SONG ahhhhhhh! i’m a warrior you better run away and be afraid! CRAIG JP SONG be afraid! be afraid! be afraid! be afraid! KELSEY SONG i’m a warrior so let me introduce you to your fate! CRAIG JP SONG she’s so brave! she’s so brave brave brave brave brave! KELSEY SONG you should have known not to cross mortimor and me i’m brutal with a sword and there’s fire in his beak you better recognize i’m the hero of the creeeeeeeek!!!!! JP KELSEY CRAIG aaaaahhhhhhh! JP you guys! look! JP SONG i knew there was a monster truck waiting here for me and we can rev its engine with our little ancient key do you wanna ride with jp? JP KELSEY SONG oooooh oooooh oooooh oooooh! CRAIG SONG roll down the windows the air smells like victory me and my best friends returned the call of destiny we slayed the monster easily and solved the mystery CRAIG SONG but not really ’cause i wasn’t at the creek… CRAIG wait… i had everything i needed to have fun right here. CRAIG SONG i don’t need to get upset when it’s raining there’s plenty to explore inside when i’m playing i know i’m gonna be just fine going on adventures in my mind EVERYBODY SONG because the creek is everywhere the creek is everywhere a basement! a bathtub! a sidewalk! a stoop! a grocery store! or a laundry room! a car! a train! a suburb street! errands with mom at the dmv!!! the creek is everywhere the creek is everywhere CRAIG SONG i can find a way to have fun no matter where i play because the CRAIG KELSEY SONG creek is every… ALL SONG wherrrrrre! the creek is everywhere! the creek is everywhere! the creek is everywhere! the creek is everywhere! the creek is every— CRAIG where! the creek is everywhere! the creek is DUANE craig! inside voice please. CRAIG sorry, dad. i was just having fun playing inside. [Type text]0[Type text]0[Type text]