ALEC ALL ANNOUNCER BREANNA CLUBGOERS COMARAT CROWD DIEGO ELIOT GUARD GUARD_2 HARRY JUDGE_RAMOS LAWYER LOLA MANAGER MAXWELL PARKER PEOPLE_IN_COURTHOUSE PEOPLE_IN_LOBBY PEOPLE_IN_OFFICE PEOPLE_ON_STREET PHILIPPINES_OPERATOR RIZ_AGENT RIZ_AGENTS RYAN SAFER SOPHIE HARRY Lola from NOLA, good morning. Suppose my mail's waiting for me in my office. LOLA Mr. Wilson, uh, you can't go up there. HARRY But I have to. That's where my desk is. LOLA I mean, you don't work here anymore. HARRY What? Oh. Oh, that's ridiculous. LOLA Collins Gershowitz Safer, please hold. SOPHIE I will not hold. Why are your people not at this deposition? We have three claimants from the Cosgrove estate case, and Mr. SAFER was supposed to be here half an hour ago. LOLA Uh... I don't see it on the calendar. Um, let me call Mr. Safer's office. HARRY Yeah, call Safer. Get him down here to talk to me. Okay, all right, all right. GUARD Step back, sir. SAFER Oh, whoa. SAFER Lunch in the office. PARKER Perkins discovery. Ten boxes of files to go. SAFER Keep at it. Devil's in the details. ALEC Parker, Harry's files should be in his old office. Northeast corner suite. PARKER Hey, so you know those files on how HARRY hid a bunch of bad guys' money before he wanted to be a good guy? Harry, not the other bad guy, because HARRY was a bad guy. ALEC Oh, he morally bankrupt. SOPHIE The worst. HARRY Is this gonna become a thing? PARKER They're not here. SAFER Wilson. HARRY John. What the hell's going on? SAFER One of our clients, Fletcher Maxwell, called. Said you were involved in a criminal conspiracy against him. HARRY Fletcher Maxwell. He and his family sold opioids designed for addiction to veterans. You believe him? I bet you've already cleaned out my office, haven't you? I bet you moved all my files into your office. PEOPLE IN OFFICE PARKER Hello. HARRY You got Fletcher Maxwell's files hidden behind that ridiculous painting of that stupid horse? HARRY All on the say of a client who we now know was faking masterpieces, selling the originals, and hanging the fakes in museums worldwide. That Fletcher Maxwell. SAFER He said you were involved in that painting affair too. HARRY When did I, a corporate lawyer with 15 years of experience with this firm, suddenly become a jaunty cat burglar stealing from the rich? LOLA That would be cool. HARRY That would be cool. Thank you, Lola. But that didn't happen. No, you know what did happen, is that somehow, one day, you became okay with having a client who intentionally sold dangerous drugs to hundreds of thousands of people, and another client who polluted waterways near schools. You remember that. Kids with cancer. Or that client who cut corners so his building collapsed, killing his construction crew. Or the insurance executive who stole a hundred million dollars from Medicare. We got him off scot-free. You remember. SAFER You know what I do remember? Those were your clients too. And we can't afford to have any more clients doubting us, Harry. HARRY I remember when you wanted to change the world. SAFER World did change. We just went along for the ride. RIZ AGENT Mr. MAXWELL wants to talk to you. HARRY Well, he's got my number. Tell him I appreciate the personal touch, though. RIZ AGENTS HARRY You the cavalry? ELIOT You could say that. ELIOT Sophie's taking the long way around to make sure we weren't tailed. Why--hey, why aren't these cameras up? Hardison. Hey. What was that? ALEC It's nothing. Just some NGOs freaking out about supplies in Venezuela. I got some Russians trying to crack a pro-democracy group I'm babysitting. ELIOT You know why restaurants fail? Head chef can't be chopping lettuce. ALEC I know. I know. PARKER This place is great. ALEC I'll bet back in its heyday it must have been something. PARKER Mm. HARRY Well, you said you needed someplace isolated while we hit my old firm. I had a client who went bankrupt. This was in his holdings. PARKER Was he another evil, rich bad guy? HARRY Yes. But I lost his case and he went to prison, so yay me. SOPHIE Right. First order of business. Who tried to nab our Mr. Wilson? ELIOT RIZ. I got that off one of the guys that tried to grab Harry. It's that private security that MAXWELL uses. SOPHIE MAXWELL still has enough money to set the dogs on you. HARRY Maxwell's family, technically. Lybris Pharmaceuticals is a familyowned business. HARRY And while we may have tricked MAXWELL into giving up most of his money, they hired my firm to hide an emergency fund here in Panama. This is where he's run to. This building used to be owned by the United States government. ALEC U.S. transferred ownership to Panama when we handed them the canal back in 1999. That's when RYAN Corbett-- he's, uh, former military intelligence-- that's when he came along. ELIOT I know this guy. Well, not personally, but he had a rep in the field. He's smart. He's ruthless. This ain't a desk jockey. This guy's an operator. ALEC Now, Corbet discovered two empty bank vaults, one on each end of the basement, underneath all the offices. Rumor is the CIA, this is what they used to stash files they didn't want on U.S. soil. I'm talking black bag money, Roswell aliens, all kinds of—We-we don't know what's up in there. HARRY Corbett bought the building. And he leases out all the offices from the ground floor up to local businesses for cover. But in the basement he put high-end security, and he marketed those old CIA vaults to anyone interested in storing valuables offshore. Drug dealers, gun runners, or just your average American businessmen looking to do a little tax avoidance. Thanks to those files that Parker liberated from my firm, it would appear that the MAXWELL family has contracted to store 20 million dollars in vault two, tray 5150. ALEC Now, what is special is that this piggy bank for the super-rich scumbags is not even a secret. ALEC I mean, they tell you what it is right here in the brochure. Right there, look. PARKER They have concierge service, private airfield, armored transport, ooh. Cookies in the lounge. ELIOT You know, there was a day when I'd have to beat the location of this place out of some Russian mafia guy. Now-- SOPHIE They literally advertise the corruption. This world. PARKER Why didn't MAXWELL just take his money and run? HARRY MAXWELL needs permission from the Panamanian government to move the funds. It's just minor paperwork. It'll slow him down, but not for long. SOPHIE Mr. MAXWELL wants his money so he can flee. Let us deprive him of escaping justice for turning patients into drug addicts. PARKER Then we go... Let's go... Then we go... steal... SOPHIE Let's go steal 20 million dollars. PARKER Whoo. HARRY Somebody's gonna have to explain this whole phrasing terminology thing to me. PEOPLE IN COURTHOUSE MAXWELL Judge Ramos. I--I'm Fletcher Maxwell. I'm hoping you can help me. I have been waiting a week for the paperwork to transfer my funds, but I-I think everything is in order. JUDGE RAMOS I believe I can go take care of these now. MAXWELL Thank you. SOPHIE Judge Ramos. Jo Grant, MI6. This is my associate... ALEC Alistair Lethbridge-Stuart. SOPHIE We're here to stop that man, Fletcher Maxwell, from funding a terrorist attack. Did he touch you? ALEC He may have exposed you to polonium, anthrax, probably both. SOPHIE eu 5amld requires you to assist us in our investigation, under Law 47-- JUDGE RAMOS That law gives you the right to seek the shareholder's identity, but this is a U.S. account. I don't know. See, the FCA approves in coordination with FINCEN and under the 2000 U.S. Bank Secrecy Act. Now, if he did expose you to a toxin, you may be experiencing some dizziness... SOPHIE Blackouts, memory loss, déjà vu... ALEC Vomiting, some pain in the bones, pain in your bowels... SOPHIE Blackouts, memory loss, déjà vu. JUDGE RAMOS Didn't you already say that? ALEC Ooh. It's just begun. SOPHIE Straight home. And shower for at least an hour. ALEC And burn your clothes. Why are you still standing there? B-B-Burn the clothes. B-Burn them. SOPHIE That should buy us a week while he tries to contact the U.K. government. ALEC Hey, new guy. I gotta say, having a crooked lawyer do all the paperwork for us doesn't suck. It really sold the con. Good job. HARRY I'm the one who hides the money. I know who we're hiding it from. PEOPLE IN LOBBY ELIOT These law offices are right above the vault. It's a small firm, mostly offshore contracts. HARRY Yeah, that means money laundering. ELIOT We're gonna clear these guys out. We're gonna use their offices to get into the vault. HARRY We're just gonna convince them to leave? ELIOT Every day these people are afraid of what's gonna walk through that front door, and today, we're gonna give it to 'em. LAWYER PEOPLE IN OFFICE ELIOT We're in. ALEC Just like butter. Look at you with that judge. It's like you never stopped. SOPHIE Yeah. Quite the act. ALEC Hey, hey. SOPHIE You know, I find it helps if I act like I was before... Before. I keep borrowing a little bit of the past... to make a little... handhold. It helps. But I can't work forever, can I? PEOPLE ON STREET ELIOT Hey. Parker's mapping out the vault grid in the conference room. ELIOT You hear that? That's a very distinctive sound. ALEC That's a short-range drone. He's gotta be close. SOPHIE Isn't that one of your food trucks? ELIOT Yup. I didn't call 'em here. SOPHIE Who's in it? BREANNA Hi. ALEC Breanna? SOPHIE Wait. This is your...? ALEC Yeah. My little sister. SOPHIE Oh. ALEC I mean, come on. You-You were spying on us? BREANNA I mean... I tailed you just like PARKER taught me when I was 11. PARKER I teach every kid I meet how to do crime. Crime is fun. HARRY This is your sister? ALEC She's one of my foster sisters. You-- I'm telling Nana. She know you're here? BREANNA I mean-- ALEC Nana know you're here? BREANNA I don't think you should do that. No. ALEC Do she know you-- BREANNA Pssh. Yeah, man. She knows I'm here. ALEC If I call her? BREANNA I think she's napping. ALEC If I call her right now, she know you're here? BREANNA Sure. ALEC She on speed dial. BREANNA Okay. ALEC About to hit-- BREANNA Uh-- ALEC Uh--oh--ah-- BREANNA Okay, no. Come on. I got a choice between a bunch of crappy day gigs and putting my skills to real use. I grew up hearing these stories. You and PARKER kicking rich guys in the teeth. How you saved Eliot's life all those times. ELIOT How you-- What? What? BREANNA I'm not as good a hacker as you. ALEC Damn straight. BREANNA But hacking's kind of old school anyway. It's like any script kiddie can do that. I'm really better with, like, the social media part. Or, like, drones, physical builds, you know, like... relevant skills. Just give me a shot. I found you guys. I earned it. ALEC S--I'm s--script-script...? Who-who you calling script kiddie? Bruh, script kiddie? You hear this? ELIOT Hey. Head chef. Chopping lettuce. ALEC Oh. Oh, oh. Okay. Hold up. What? Babe. PARKER She's one of them. A normal person. She Ubers, and pays taxes, and has one of those, what do you call them, p-p-papers that tell you who you are. ALEC A birth certificate? PARKER A real one. With her real name on it. Wait, is this like that time in Paris? ALEC With the explosion? PARKER And the robot. ALEC The old lady? PARKER The granny bot, where I said yes, but you wanted to say no, but you didn't want to hurt Eliot's feelings, so you secretly wanted us to agree. ALEC Okay, honestly, I'm leaning no. But I know Breanna's not going home if I cut her loose right now, and plus, I want some time to call Nana and find out what's going on. Babe, I'm-I'm not trying to put this on you, but... I trust you to make the right choice because I respect your judgment. For real. ALEC You're not mad. You did the Picard tug. PARKER I am mad. ALEC Did the tug. You know I like that. PARKER One job. But electronics and hacking only. Get into the security and electrical systems of this building. Complete control. SOPHIE We're gonna need a walkthrough of the facility, too. HARRY Well, I can do that. I'm a lawyer. I can just pretend I'm looking for a client. ELIOT That's a good idea. Uh-huh. One of us, our cover's blown, they're gonna assume we're a thief and just kill us, but Harry... He reads like a fed. I mean, they may torture you for a while, but that gives us enough time to rescue you. HARRY Okay. Good pep talk. ALEC Hey, hey, hey. Hold up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. MAXWELL But you understand, it's my money. RYAN Mr. Maxwell, it is your money. But you cannot take your bearer shares with you unless you get the sign-off from the Panamanian government. Did you get that? MAXWELL Not exactly. RYAN I did not go to the trouble of creating the only place in the world where it is completely legal to store illegal goods so that you could cut corners. Get the paperwork, you get your money. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another client. RYAN Diego. RYAN Mr. Wilson, yes? HARRY Mr. Corbett. I called about my client from Taiwan. RYAN Mm-hm. HARRY Gold bars. RYAN Gold bars in bulk. Of course. Let me give you the tour. RYAN ...and the basement vault level only has one way in, this access elevator. There's cameras at every inter... HARRY ...section, and if the alarm goes off, police come in five minutes. PARKER Vents run through the whole building. I can get in if Hardison can fry their cameras. HARRY Except that the cameras aren't just monitored from here. RYAN There's an off-site monitoring system watching the feeds 24/7 in the Philippines. You'd have to knock both of those out simultaneously. Now, the vault doors... HARRY ...are old, and they're mechanical. They're not digital. PARKER Mechanical's easier, but slow. Unless we can get a camera into the gearbox so we can see the tumblers. ELIOT All right. Then we drill through the vault. HARRY No, because of the seismic sensors. RYAN There are seismic sensors. Anyone comes in through the floor or the ceiling, alarms will sound. HARRY I think I did pretty well. And I didn't get tortured. ELIOT Not this time. SOPHIE He showed you all that because he wants people to know it's impossible to break into that vault. ALEC Nothing's impossible. PARKER It's impossible to tickle yourself. ALEC That's a good point. So we gotta cover the vibrations while tapping in from above, then we've gotta lead the guards away from the vault while PARKER works. I'm thinking an explosion. BREANNA It's impossible to dribble a football. ELIOT Not one bang. We need an extended vibration. Covers the time we need to get the drill through. HARRY Kind of like background noise, but it's gotta seem random. PARKER Something loud, like... There's a nightclub next door. SOPHIE Looks abandoned. A concert. But we don't have enough time to organize a concert. ALEC No, no, no. You're here. Go ahead. BREANNA Maybe a concert we don't organize, but one just... happens. EDM. HARRY Yeah, my daughter loves that stuff. Sorry. Thought we were sharing. BREANNA edm festivals happen all over Central America. A lot of them are just pop-ups. One of my gig jobs, I worked social media for a concert promoter. Yeah, you don't organize the concerts. You hype them, and then all these people show up, because they're afraid to miss out on the hype. We find the right DJ, I promise we could put a thousand people in that club. Loud people listening to loud music. SOPHIE I like it. Yeah. I'll take breanna and our Mr. Wilson for the concert. PARKER We're the drill team. SOPHIE The Human-Animal Alliance is shocked to see that DJ COM4R4T is performing a birthday party for Eduardo Gutierrez, whose mining company is destroying the habitat of the Panamanian spider monkey, or as anthropologists call them, our tiny, thieving, identical cousins. BREANNA Trust me, man. This place is perfect. MANAGER This social media firestorm is a horrible misunderstanding. No one loves animals more than COM4R4T. It's why he performs in a rat mask. SOPHIE Oh, man, it is such karma, you calling me. There is a powerfully spiritual young promoter who right now is organizing a benefit concert for the spider monkey. Perhaps if DJ COM4R4T would agree to appear... ALEC Hey, we gotta go. BREANNA Nope. I got Red Bull on the line for swag bags. And our site has 20,000 distinct users. ALEC Okay, I know-- What? SOPHIE Hey. You know, everybody always gets too wrapped up in the con the first time. Used to be you. Let's go. BREANNA I don't need a babysitter, thank you. RYAN Actually, I've got some questions. RYAN Is your boss around? BREANNA My boss? Pssh. Sure. Let me go get her. Uh, who are you and why are you bothering my staff? RYAN You're the concert promoter? Well, um, I'm your neighbor, who runs a business built on discretion. You're bringing a thousand people to my doorstep. I'd like to know why. BREANNA Hey, yo, man, those are my contracts. BREANNA Look, it's almost midnight, and I still have a lot of prep, Mister… RYAN Corbett. ryan Corbett. And you haven't answered my question. BREANNA It's a benefit for the monkeys. Their habitat is under attack. RYAN Yes, I saw your website, and I don't believe a word of it. So I'm gonna ask you again. Why are you here? ALEC All right, talk her through it, Sophie. SOPHIE No, it'll distract her. She'll freeze. Breanna, I'm giving you a general play and trusting you, okay? People like RYAN who-- who are greedy and use people, they have a blind spot. They can't imagine anyone who's not like them. Do you understand? BREANNA Okay. Hey, man, you're right. You're right. I'm lying. Um... Let me just break it down for you. I monkey-shamed the DJ, so he cost me nada. Ticket sales cover all my expenses, and the rest of it, T-shirts, the merch, the ecofriendly bags, yeah, all of that goes back into my pocket through my 5013 non-profit. There's no charity. Shh. And the best part, I mean, no one cares. Not the fans, not the IRS, certainly not Panama. They respect my privacy. Now, uh, why don't you do the same? RYAN You honestly expect me to believe you got COM4R4T to commit on two days' notice? BREANNA Check his social, man. He's hyping us himself. RYAN Okay, here's the thing. I love COM4R4T. I do. Do I not love COM4R4T? DIEGO Oh, yes. The boss, he loves the COM4R4T. RYAN I love him. I saw him when he was just starting out, in Detroit. We saw him in Vegas, we saw him in Ibiza. We saw him... I saw him in Tokyo. Why were we in Tokyo? DIEGO Tokyo... Oh. RYAN Oh, the Corsican. That's right. We... The show was right after the... Yeah. It was a great show. BREANNA Yeah, well, you guys want tickets or something? I can hook you up. RYAN You know what? I admire your hustle. BREANNA Thanks. RYAN I do. I do. Now, if I find out you're lying to me, I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna shoot you in the face. Save me two tickets. COM4R4T. PARKER That's it. She goes home tomorrow. We can't risk someone who isn't... one of us. SOPHIE If I may... PARKER Yeah. SOPHIE Breanna's out of her depth. PARKER Thank you. SOPHIE Just like you were when we went off to that Serbian adoption agency. PARKER Fork. SOPHIE And don't get me started on your turn as "the Ice Man." ALEC That's a bit harsh, isn't it, mum? You liked it, right? SOPHIE I think breanna did quite well. This may just be one last job for me, but I think she's got potential. With proper instruction. PARKER What...? ALEC Hey. We agreed to take turns with the drill. ELIOT No, you agreed we'd take turns with the drill. All right? This is a diamond-tipped drill, man. This ain't a game console. A lot of things can go wrong with this bad boy. ELIOT Yeah, buddy. This thing here will cut all your fingers off. Scatter 'em all over the room. Then you gotta go pick up your fingers without any fingers, huh? Don't come crying to me if that happens to you. ELIOT Hey, hey. Where are you going-- You're not gonna help me put this together? ALEC Well, you said it. I gotta keep my hands safe. These are precious instruments. ALEC Hey, did you get the alarm code word? You know it changes-- BREANNA It changes daily. Yeah, I got it. ALEC Well, excuse you, Ms. Know-it-all. BREANNA Yeah, whatever. HARRY Wow, these look convincing. How come this one's so much lighter? ALEC Because that's the one made out of plastic explosive. HARRY Ooh. ALEC No, it's cool, man. Don't worry about it. It's safe. It's safe. See this? Detonator. These two points of contact need to touch. It's very important. HARRY I thought we weren't gonna use an explosion to fool the sensors. ALEC Oh, man, that's for a little bonus. You'll see. HARRY Yeah, but I'm the one in the car with the gold. That cell phone gets a wrong number, I've got a problem. ALEC Yeah, for, like, a tenth of a second. Then you ain't got no more problems ever again. DIEGO Maxwell. What is this about? MAXWELL Twenty percent. That's four million in untraceable bearer shares. You just gotta get me in that vault. I'll be in and out. I just want to grab my money. DIEGO Counteroffer, Maxwell. I rat you out to Mr. Corbett, and you end up floating around in the canal somewhere, huh? MAXWELL Fine. Forty percent. Eight million. DIEGO There you go. Now you're-- You're thinking. I like that. MAXWELL Uh-huh. When? DIEGO Tonight. I have a way to distract the boss. SOPHIE Oh, I get it. So by never showing your face or speaking, you're commenting on our anonymity within allconsuming capitalism. RYAN Mr. Wilson. You should have called. We'd have been waiting for you. HARRY Think someone's gonna try and jump me, take a hundred kilos of gold? RYAN It is Panama. Diego. ALEC Okay. I'll put some Ukrainian white hats on it. No, don't worry, don't worry. We'll get your people to the border, all right? ELIOT I'm just saying, dude... ALEC Uh, yeah, yeah. Don't get distracted by the side gig. ELIOT Is it a side gig? In our line of work, you're one of the best. But in that line of work... you're the only one, man. It's okay to grow up, realize you're not the person you used to be. ALEC You never grew up. ELIOT Yeah. I achieved perfection pretty early, huh? ALEC Hey, Bre. We're ready to start drilling as soon as sophie starts the sound check, a'ight? You ready to go? CLUBGOERS BREANNA Okay, all set. You know I suck at, like, saying thank you and stuff. ALEC Oh, for real? You just gonna, just leave that hanging out there like that? Okay. You're welcome, baby sis. HARRY Guess I'm just not used to driving in a car full of gold. RYAN We've stored gold, diamonds, drugs. A file cabinet. One time, a single address book filled with some very important private phone numbers, huh? But, look, rest assured, no matter the sin, once it's in my vault, it is beyond the reach of common decency. Look, the way I see it, uh, you know, if a dictator or any politician thinks that their wealth is dependent upon staying in power, they will fight. Thousands may die. So isn't it better that I give them a way to live out the remainder of their days in the South of France? HARRY You're providing a very valuable service to the world. RYAN Corbett. SOPHIE Your manager took care of the setup, but I want this sound check to be exactly as you want it. COMARAT Okay. Hit it. SOPHIE And go. ALEC All right, Sophie, I need 120. ALEC A little more. Little more. SOPHIE Hey! These people will have traveled for miles. Is that all you've got? ALEC Got it. Good. Go. Go. GUARD 2 Es la musica. La COM4R4T. PARKER Hello, old friend. RYAN Like I said, safe and sound. Your client's gold is just a phone call away. Oh, hear that? COM4R4T sound check. I love that guy. DIEGO Hey, boss. RYAN Yeah? DIEGO Why don't you try and go meet the COM4R4T, huh? Maybe, uh, you'll grab some tickets, yeah? RYAN Yeah. All right. Great idea, Diego. Mr. Wilson, it's a pleasure. MAXWELL I think I'm expected. Feel free to check. Do you have a walkie-talkie? Oh, thank you. Are you ready? DIEGO Yeah. Let's go, Maxwell, huh? HARRY Maxwell's here. maxwell is here. HARRY Maxwell's here. maxwell is here. maxwell is here. He's here. BREANNA Hardison, Eliot, can you guys copy that? Do you--do you guys copy that? Do you read that? RYAN Hey! Diego, get to the vault now. ELIOT Just keep drilling. I got this. ALEC Really, bro? ELIOT What are you looking at, man? Keep going. MAXWELL What's going on? What's going on? DIEGO I don't know. Just go back to the office, Maxwell. MAXWELL No, no, no. What are you talking about? We need to get my money. DIEGO Go back to the office! MAXWELL We need to get my money! BREANNA Oh, no, you don't. BREANNA Yes! BREANNA Guys, I slowed the guards down, but it won't be for long. GUARD Señor, we cannot reach Diego. What do we do? HARRY Hey, Maxwell's here. ELIOT Well, then, now it’s a party. ALEC Hey, Parker's already down there. Security's coming. HARRY Breanna jammed the elevator. We can't access the vault level. ELIOT All right, how do we get down there? No, that's not-- Mm-mm. ALEC You gotta. ELIOT Don't-- Damn it, Hardison! Take this! SOPHIE Breanna, are you ready with the Manila phone tap? If they don't get the code word... BREANNA Uh, yeah. The daily code word. Got it. Uh, I'm also gonna blank the local CCTV, too, buy parker as much time as I can. Look, I'm not gonna let you guys down. PARKER I'll see you soon. BREANNA Okay, Parker, the guards here can't see you. PARKER And the remote monitoring system? BREANNA All good. Manila calling in three, two, one... Uh, yes, um, Sentinel Offshore. How may I help you? PHILIPPINES OPERATOR Daily code word, please. BREANNA Oh, yes. Um, so... The, uh, code word is, um... PHILIPPINES OPERATOR Uh, code word, please. BREANNA Uh... The code word is... Just one moment, please. BREANNA Like, I'm so busy sometimes. It's crazy, you know. Uh... The code word is, um, uh... BREANNA Uh, pomegranate. Granada. Yeah, sí. PHILIPPINES OPERATOR Code accepted. BREANNA Yep. PHILIPPINES OPERATOR Thank you. Goodbye. BREANNA Adiós. ALEC Parker, I'm in position. I'm looking at the vault. We've got four tumblers. ALEC Turning right. Stop. Left. Stop. DIEGO ¡Ustedes dos, vámonos! PARKER I've got an incoming. ELIOT Don't they ever clean these things? Hey. What's up, boys? I hate stupid vents. PARKER How could you hate the vents? The vents are the best part. ALEC Breanna, we're about to crack the door. Any problems? BREANNA Nope. All good. PARKER I smell lasers. ALEC You-- What? You smell... PARKER Yeah, it's an ozone-y, cinnamon smell. Lasers, who uses lasers anymore? ALEC Let me just adjust the frequency resolution to... Oh, babe, it's outside of the visible spectrum. No, no. You gotta bail on this. PARKER No-no-no-no-no-no. ALEC What do you mean, "no"? PARKER You are gonna talk me through them. ALEC Oh, I know what this is. PARKER I told you to spend more time practicing your burglary skills. ALEC You-You-You-You're gonna compare me to ELIOT right now? PARKER eliot spent time in vent practice, and see how that paid off? ELIOT Hey, don't bring me into this. Do not-- ALEC Yeah, okay, you know what? I got this. I got this. Fine. ALEC All right, babe. You ready? Six inches in front of you, and another two feet after. ALEC Now, you remember that one time on vacation? That split? Yeah, you know the one. Roll to the right. ALEC Good, good, right there. Yeah. Okay, babe, there's no way back. Over a low one. You ready? Lowering... Yep. I got it. I got it. I got it. I ain't got it. I don't got it. I don't got it. PARKER You all good up there? ALEC Yeah, yeah, I'm smooth as silk. ALEC Pop that lock and it'll override the safety protocols and turn off the lasers. Good. Lasers just kicked off. You're clear. Ow. Okay, okay. PARKER See? That wasn't so hard, was it? MAXWELL Considering what they charged me, that was supposed to be impossible. MAXWELL Why are you smiling? It's you. ELIOT See? You don't always need a taser. PARKER But I like the tasers. DIEGO Come on, come on! Stop! Get them, get them! PARKER You didn't stretch, did you? RYAN Go, go, go, go, go! ANNOUNCER RYAN Where the hell did they go? They should be here! Costume. She's hiding in the costume. COMARAT Can I help you? RYAN Oh, wow. Hi. Big fan. CROWD com4r4t! com4r4t! com4r4t! com4r4t! com4r4t! com4r4t! com4r4t! com4r4t! com4r4t! com4r4t! com4r4t! com4r4t! RYAN What are you doing here? ALL HARRY You hold it, you own it. SOPHIE Oh, my head. How'd we do? PARKER Another 20 million for the opiate victims fund. ALEC Hey, Bre, come on. We got one more thing to do. HARRY One thing I still don't get. Why go through all that trouble planting it if we weren't gonna use that bomb? MAXWELL Yes? HARRY Hey, Fletcher, just a heads-up. U.S. Marshals are on the way. You are a fugitive, remember? MAXWELL Uh-huh. You think you're gonna make this stick, your little setup? HARRY Oh, no, of course not, 'course not. You got the best lawyers, plus you got your own private security force, RIZ. I mean, as long as you can write those checks. You are still paying the bills, right? You might want to give them a call. MAXWELL I will. We'll see who's laughing then. RYAN Yeah, what? What? No, no. What did you do? MAXWELL What? I didn't do anything. RYAN An incoming cell signal just triggered a bomb that just detonated in vault one. Everything inside is destroyed. The jewels, the drugs, the bearer bonds, the cash. Everything belonging to my clients in that vault is destroyed. My clients are the most powerful psychopaths on the planet. Three of them have actual armies. One of them has nukes, and you blew up their safety net! MAXWELL What do we do? RYAN We run. For the rest of our lives. SOPHIE In his way, Corbett was just as bad as Maxwell. And we don't leave loose ends. Ever. ALEC Hey, man, hey. I need you to help me with something. HARRY Anything, anytime. BREANNA New Orleans gumbo, man. I think it deserves its own food group. HARRY Mm. BREANNA Whoa. HARRY Whoa-ho-ho. SOPHIE Wait, are those Eames chairs? PARKER Huh. SOPHIE This... ALEC And, of course... HARRY Whoo. SOPHIE Come on. ALEC Yeah. Harry's client's still in jail, so I bought the place. ELIOT You know about this? Well, I like it. Place looks great, man. ALEC I figured it was the least I could do. PARKER Least you could do. ELIOT Well, I think it's the right call. For now. HARRY Did I miss something? SOPHIE Family business. PARKER Where are you going? ALEC Sri Lanka. Currency is under attack. If I don't do something, it could trigger a total economic collapse. PARKER Oh, great, so if I want you here with me, I'm pro-famine. Cool. You should go. I... I... want you to do this. ALEC You know I wouldn't do it without your blessing, right, babe? PARKER But take breanna with you. Don't leave her with me. ALEC So I finally got Nana on the phone. About a week ago, FBI came knocking on her door. No worries. I mean, she's used to it. But they weren't knocking for me. PARKER What's she into? Stolen credit cards. Ransomware attacks. DoD incursions. PARKER All the same stuff you were into at that age. ALEC Yeah. And you know where I was headed. Until I met you. PARKER Don't leave her with me. ALEC Babe, she idolizes you. PARKER Well, yeah. I mean, I'm awesome. But I'm not a parent. ALEC I know about a dozen crews around the world that would happily disagree. PARKER Hmm. SOPHIE The New Orleans base. I'm almost sorry my little reunion concert's come to an end. ELIOT Yeah, well... it could be a reunion tour. SOPHIE No. I'm retired. PARKER But it's so much more fun with you here. And what's the first rule? BREANNA Crime is fun. HARRY May not be my place to say it-- I barely know you-- but you do seem to be a lot happier when you have someone dancing on the string. ELIOT Sophie. It's gotten worse out there since you hung it up. We could use the help. SOPHIE Well... let's not call it a tour. A few intimate shows to start off with. HARRY I have a proposition. SOPHIE Oh. Sounds like someone's been bitten by the bug. HARRY Well, no, it's not just the rush. Although that was a big part of it. What you did for Maxwell's victims, that was incredible. But no, I've been thinking about something that he said. SOPHIE Redemption is a process. HARRY Hear me out. These, uh... These people you pursue, they don't just cheat anymore. They rewrote the rules. So now if they get caught, they never really get punished. I know how they think, I know the laws they bend, and I know who they pay off to do it. Let me be your inside man. SOPHIE Hmm. I'll give him this: He crafts a compelling argument. HARRY Maybe I should get a disguise closet. Some windbreakers. DEA, FBI. Maybe a mustache. SOPHIE Baby steps, our Mr. Wilson. HARRY Maybe a beard? ELIOT Hey. HARRY Work on my accents a little bit? BREANNA Whoa! ALL PARKER Zipline. A zipline there? ALEC No, run it up this...