BARRY BLISS BLOSSOM BUBBLE BUBBLES BUTTERCUP HEADGEAR_GIRL INCID_057 JANITOR JARED JENNIFRE JOEY KID KIDS KIDS_AT_DANCE LOGAN_LOGAN MAN MEAN_GIRL_1 MEAN_GIRL_2 MEAN_GIRL_3 PROFESSOR SINGER SINGERS SPORDE UPB_AGENT_1 UPB_AGENT_2 JANITOR another day of cleaning, mrs. mop. them lousy kids make such a mess! it’s like this place got hit by a meteor! BUBBLES cookies! BUTTERCUP aw yeah! gimmee gimmee! BLOSSOM yes, cookies. but they’re tester batches. for the spring fling dance tonight, aka, not for you, buttercup BUTTERCUP too late! mmm mm mm, now that’s-terrible! BUBBLES it’s like i ate a whole bag of sawdust. BUTTERCUP what’s in these things? powdered sadness? BLOSSOM for your information, it is a healthy blend of soy mash and chocolate chip… flavored soy mash. which has a million times more protein than a regular cookie. BUTTERCUP too bad it doesn’t taste like a regular cookie. PROFESSOR good morning, girls! what smells so yummy? BLOSSOM want a cookie professor? PROFESSOR why thank you, blossom! BLOSSOM what do you think? PROFESSOR wow that’s uhm… uhm- BLISS girls! i need your help! BUBBLES bliss! BLOSSOM bliss! BUTTERCUP bliss! PROFESSOR phew. BUBBLES how was outer space? didja bring me back anything? BLISS well BUBBLES a wanted poster! it’s what i always desired. BLISS no! this this isn’t for you! i did get you a moon rock though. BLISS listen! this is an emergency. i’m hunting a deadly space alien called the sporde. it’s responsible for destroying entire planets in the hydra, cygnus, and vulpecula nebulae. BUBBLES not vulpecula nebulae! BLISS i’m afraid so. i’ve been on its tail – er, blob tail – and just as i had it cornered, it high-tailed it onto a meteor that crash-landed here on earth, right next to your school! BLOSSOM if sporde’s hiding in school, let’s get in there, and take it down. BLISS no! sporde is too dangerous! we can’t just waltz into school! BUBBLES aww…all those dance lessons, wasted! BLISS sporde isn’t just a normal space alien. BLISS sporde’s a hyper-adaptoid. PROFESSOR so it can shapeshift! that means it could be anyone, anywhere, anywhen. it can even be you! BUBBLES i knew it! it’s me! i’m an alien! BLOSSOM uh… okay if sporde can change shape, how are we going to find it? BLISS well, i guess i could go to school with you, to keep an eye out for anything suspicious. PROFESSOR so can i! i just got a job there as a substitute teacher! i’m gonna shape some young minds! BLOSSOM great BUTTERCUP great BUBBLES great BLISS whoo… alright ah-huh wow. KIDS BUBBLES what’s wrong bliss? BLISS it’s just… i’ve never been to school before. you think i’ll blend in? BUTTERCUP oh yeah. that could be a major problem. well, see you at lunch! BLISS okay not a problem… just be cool MEAN GIRL 1 ugh! and who are you supposed to be? BLISS oh, um, hello fellow students. i am bliss, another student at this… earth. i don’t normally reside in outer space. MEAN GIRL 3 cool! MEAN GIRL 1 i love your hair! MEAN GIRL 2 killer dress! MEAN GIRL 3 let’s be friends! MEAN GIRL 1 see ya later! MEAN GIRL 2 see ya later! MEAN GIRL 3 see ya later! BLISS wow, that was easy! now to look for sporde. i wonder if the girls are having any luck. BUTTERCUP stop trying to take over earth! or this will happen to you! BARRY BUBBLES alien says what? JOEY what? BUBBLES a-ha! BLOSSOM jared, if you’re not an alien, then you’ll eat my cookies and tell me you love me- i mean them! JARED okay! yummers. JENNIFRE great cookies, blossom. like gah! BLOSSOM thank you, jennifre. i’ll have more tonight at the spring fling dance. so jared… want seconds? JARED i can see through time… BLOSSOM well, that’s not a no! PROFESSOR okay, listen up. this is where school stops being nice and starts being… PROFESSOR real. i know you kids have it rough, don’t think you can succeed, f minus and then some. just a bunch of flunkies. word. INCID 057 um, sir? we’re not flunking at all. this is honors chemistry. PROFESSOR oh. um. then how about this? anyone a space alien? BLISS hmm… nothing suspicious yet! sporde! i know it’s you! you forgot to take your neutronian de-oxy-genator helmet off? ooh you fool! HEADGEAR GIRL this is my headgear. i have to wear it to fix my overbite! BLISS oh, sorry, HEADGEAR GIRL hey! the cool new kid roughed me up! who wants to touch me? KID i do! KIDS i do! i do! me! BLISS wow, this place is weird. finding sporde here will be next to impossible unless there’s a trail of slime... a trail of slime!aha! LOGAN LOGAN you’re the alien! i’m the alien? what? no, i’m not! BLISS wait. you first. LOGAN LOGAN name’s logan logan. universal protection bureau. i’m on the hunt for a deadly alien called “the sporde” BLISS me too! i’ve destroyed a bunch of his nests. LOGAN LOGAN wow! nice! you doing this by yourself? BLISS no, my little sisters are helping me. they’re also superheroes. LOGAN LOGAN can they move things with their minds too? BLISS well, no. but they’re pretty tough. LOGAN LOGAN so, have you uh… found anything? besides me, of course? BLISS no. i didn’t really grow up here so everything is weird and out of place to me. LOGAN LOGAN me too! BLISS me too. LOGAN LOGAN i… i just said that. BLISS oh. BLISS yeah. so… um JANITOR hey! get out of my closet! BUTTERCUP hmmm… ‘tis lunchtime and we’re still no closer to finding this “sporde” chap. me thinks this case doth be unsolvable. BUBBLES but on the plus side, your sherlock holmes impression is coming along great. BUTTERCUP elementary, my dear bubbles is the type of school we’re in. BLOSSOM well, at least people have finally come around on my cookies! my sample batch is a hit! BLOSSOM i’m gonna sell so many tonight. we may even be able to raise enough money so the professor doesn’t have to moonlight as a substitute teacher anymore! BUTTERCUP hmm… maybe i got a bad one. no! they’re all bad! somethings up PROFESSOR i’ll say! i can’t relate to any of these kids. BLOSSOM are you wearing a leather suit? PROFESSOR yeah! i thought, what’s cooler than a leather jacket? a leather suit! …but apparently not. girls, the day when i’m no longer king cool of daddio street, is a day that you know something strange is going on. i gotta go listen to some jamz in my car and think. BLISS girls! good news! this is special agent logan logan. he’s hunting sporde, too! LOGAN LOGAN i’m with the u.p.b. BUTTERCUP u.p.b., huh? i didn’t know you guys operated in this county. LOGAN LOGAN we don’t. i’m on special assignment. BLISS wow, buttercup, you know about the universal protection bureau? BUTTERCUP nah. i just go off my gut and my gut says he’s telling the truth. BUTTERCUP oh! now it’s saying something weird is going on over there. JENNIFRE more. more cookies. must have more. BLOSSOM glad you like ‘em, jennifre! anyway, logan, it’s pretty impressive that you managed to become a u.p.b. agent so young. LOGAN LOGAN thanks! it’s pretty impressive to meet such young superheroes, too… JENNIFRE err. ahh. gah. rahhh! grrr… rahhh!! LOGAN LOGAN it’s sporde! freeze! ahhh!! whoa.thanks. BLISS heh. thanks. LOGAN LOGAN i just said that… BLISS oh BUTTERCUP less talking. more punching! JENNIFRE rahh!! SINGER don’t stop reachin’ reachin’ dreamin’ hold on to your dreams JENNIFRE x2 BLOSSOM bubbles, battering ram! BUBBLES right! hey! JENNIFRE rah! LOGAN LOGAN so long, sporde. you just ate your last cookie. BUBBLES jennifre! you’re okay! JENNIFRE like… gah! LOGAN LOGAN we did it! JANITOR hey! get out of my lunchroom! BLOSSOM um, it’s not your lunchroom. JANITOR oh it is until 7 o’clock, when the spring fling dance starts. now skedaddle, ‘ya messmakers! BUBBLES oooh, spring fling! BLOSSOM i gotta go bake some more cookies! BUTTERCUP i’ll have the paramedics on standby. LOGAN LOGAN well, guess i’d better get back to h.q. ahead of schedule. wish i didn’t have to. rest of my week’s free. BLISS well, maybe we could LOGAN LOGAN yes. i’d love to go to the dance with you. BLISS great! i mean, great! LOGAN LOGAN see ya there! BLISS see ya there! LOGAN LOGAN i just said that! JANITOR hey! get out already! young whippersnappers… never invited me to no dance… it looks like it’s me and you tonight, mrs. mop. SINGERS uhah uhaha… where’d all my friends go? where’s all my stuff? this girl is straight out of heaven. uh. they think i’m crazy. i just don’t know why all my stuff’s disappearin’ hu hu hu hu hu… ha ha ha ha… friends go… my stuff… straight out of heaven… MEAN GIRL 3 so jennifre, what was it like? being an alien? JENNIFRE first it was like, ew. then it was like, gah. BUTTERCUP whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. no liquids over four ounces! gimme that. there. you’re good now. how’s it going over there, bloss? BLOSSOM great! my cookies are selling like hotcakes! BUTTERCUP i do not get why people like those cookies so much. BUBBLES me neither. especially when they leave so many crumbs! BUTTERCUP bubbs, i don’t think you need to clean all that up. BUBBLES but i do! i’m on trash duty! weee! PROFESSOR looking good there, girlie-os. BUBBLES thanks professor! BLOSSOM thanks professor! BUTTERCUP thanks professor! SINGER awwe yeah! BLOSSOM wanna help me sell cookies? PROFESSOR no can do, amiga. PROFESSOR while i was rockin’ out to my sweet jamz earlier, it hit me. SINGER hit me. PROFESSOR i know how i can reach these kids- - my tunes! SINGERS oh oh oh oh… my tunes. PROFESSOR so now this joe cool is gonna be the most ice-cooooooold dj chaperone at this spring fling-a-ling. SINGER fling-a-ling PROFESSOR gots’ta go. SINGER where’d all my friends go? where’s all my stuff? LOGAN LOGAN nice party. BLISS yeah. i like your um...shirt. LOGAN LOGAN oh thanks. it’s standard issue. SINGER you’re a light you’re a light and i feel so alive and it’s alright, alright aahdeeahh BLISS neat. LOGAN LOGAN it was so cool how you took down sporde! BLISS yeah! i’m great at bashing aliens, LOGAN LOGAN me too! did you ever fight a carplaxian trash lizard? BLISS yeah! BLISS they’re the worst! LOGAN LOGAN they’re the worst! LOGAN LOGAN hey, so, this might be weird, but i, um, got you something after school. BLISS whoa... logan, it’s beautiful! i love it! i should go get some punch. SINGERS uhah uhaha… where’d all my friends go? where’s all my stuff? this girl is straight out of heaven. uh. they think i’m crazy. LOGAN LOGAN right. right, right, yeah. punch. uhm, bliss? BLISS oh, right. the punch is that way. haha. BUBBLES who’s the cool girl, who’s always taking out the trash? bubbles! yeah, i can dig it. who put another full bag in the dumpster bin? bubbles! yeah, you know it! who’s strutting past some weird alien pods? bubbles! yeah... wait, what? SINGER come and get it workin’ hot i’m gonna flip it light it up tonight freeze frame it pin it up cuz i can’t tame it pics don’t lie BUBBLES it’s sporde! BUTTERCUP who? BLOSSOM the alien we fought at lunch today, buttercup. BUTTERCUP gonna have to be more specific. BLOSSOM what other aliens did you fight at lunch today?! BUTTERCUP you don’t know my schedule! BUBBLE guys! i don’t think jennifre was the only one that got infected! i think there are more of those slug things! BLOSSOM more? where? BUBBLES c’mon! LOGAN LOGAN whoa! what’s going on? BUBBLES it’s sporde. i think he’s back! LOGAN LOGAN sporde!? let’s go! go, go, go! BUBBLES see? these must be sporde’s eggs! BLOSSOM it looks like they’ve already hatched. BUTTERCUP this isn’t good. LOGAN LOGAN no, it’s not. SINGERS hit me. my tunes. fling-a-ling. oh yeah. hit me. PROFESSOR and that was another track from way back, jack! BLISS professor? PROFESSOR what? who’s there? oh! bliss! i didn’t see you there! i wanted to fit in but i didn’t have sunglasses, so i painted my regular glasses black! BLISS uh...have you seen logan or the girls? PROFESSOR nope. i’m sure they’re around here somewhere, though. LOGAN LOGAN hey bliss! BLISS oh, there you are! look, i just wanted to tell you that...-- LOGAN LOGAN wait...before you say anything... i have one more surprise for you. BLISS oooh! LOGAN LOGAN this song is dedicated to special lil lady. woah woah! woah, woah, oh my angel, when i met you, my heart it nearly, skipped a beat-- -- i felt a tingle, just like lightnin', from my hair, -- straight down to my feeeeeet! MAN hey chuck! remember that new sound you’ve been looking for? well, this ain’t it! LOGAN LOGAN and there’s nowhere to hide, from the gleam in your eyes. -- --it’s like fireworks in july! oh my angel, please forgive me. it’s time i drove this song off the rails! so won't you sing along? yeah sing along? BLISS augh! LOGAN LOGAN doo doooo doooo doooo. BLISS what's...happening... LOGAN LOGAN doo doooo doooo doooo. i'm sorry girl, to cut this chooooooord!!! but. i. am. SPORDE the sporde!!! BLISS logan! you’re the sporde?! oh no.. PROFESSOR oh yeaaaah! that’s the beat!!! BLISS someone...help... KIDS AT DANCE munch munch crunch. SPORDE help? they can't help you. i've slowly been infecting everybody here! BLISS you're a monster!!! SPORDE thank you! but flattery will get you nowhere. time to say goodbye! BLOSSOM hey, sporde!!! if you're going to blast someone in the back, make sure you're strong enough to keep them down! SPORDE keh - you're too late powerpuff girls! SPORDE hahaha! i should thank you, blossom. my slugs needed a rich enough nutrient source before they could fully take over. SPORDE and thanks to you, they got it! BLOSSOM my cookies! BUTTERCUP i knew it! there's no way anything human would eat those! BLOSSOM buttercup! BUTTERCUP sorry bloss! the taste test proves it! BLOSSOM fine! girls! it's time for sporde's last dance! SPORDE attaaaaaack! BLOSSOM heh. is that all you've got, sporde?!!! SPORDE oh please! BUTTERCUP ew! gross! PROFESSOR yeaaaah get stuck on that groooove! foxy foxes! BLISS hang on... i'm coming....! SPORDE ha... you're so pathetic. all this time you thought you were tracking me. oh no. i was tracking you! SPORDE planet after planet, you destroyed my precious eggs! eons of hard work...ruined! SPORDE well... how do you like it when i come to your home planet and destroy everything you care about?! BLISS i...trusted you! SPORDE hahahahahaahaaa! that was the best part!!! SPORDE i loved making you love me!!! you were so weak-minded... so weak-hearted... you let your human emotions get the best of you. --you're worthless!! BLISS no... no!!!! SPORDE no!!! BLISS i'm not worthless! BLISS weak-minded, huh? BLOSSOM my cookies!!! BUBBLES her cookies! BUTTERCUP her cookies! BLISS weak-hearted? BLISS thanks for explaining me to myself, sporde. you know, it really helped remind me how wrong you were. my emotions, my feelings for those i love, they aren't my weakness. they're my greatest strength! it's over, sporde. LOGAN LOGAN no! w-wait! LOGAN LOGAN bliss! you're right! i'm sorry! please! we can still be together! BLISS can it, sporde. BUTTERCUP i mean technically that's a jar... PROFESSOR huh? whoa, boy, my tunes really got you kids up and moving, huh! hahahaaa! BLISS well... i wish i could stay longer, guys, but i've gotta testify when sporde stands trial. thanks again for letting me hitch a ride with you guys back to headquarters. UPB AGENT 1 yeah no problem. BUTTERCUP whoooa! an actual upb agent!!! BUBBLES so coooool! BUTTERCUP so coooool! UPB AGENT 2 dang skippy! and your sister just earned her stripes. you ready to join the universal protection bureau, bliss? BLISS really?? haha, yes! check it out! you girls can keep townsville safe, and i'll keep the galaxy safe! BUBBLES you're the greatest, bliss! BLOSSOM and we're sorry about logan. i know what it's like to have your heart broken... nobody actually liked my cookies... BLISS thanks, but i'll be ok. besides, i think this break up hurt him more than it hurt me. BLISS ok. i better go. PROFESSOR nooooo! don’t leave, bliss! BLISS guys! chill. i'm coming back for brunch on sunday, remember? BUBBLES oh yeah! make sure to bring the waffle iron! PROFESSOR ‘cause the prof is bringin' the tunez!! BUTTERCUP got room for one more in that jar?