APPLE CHICKEN_NUGGET HIPPO ONION UNKOWN_VOICE VAPPLE VONION WATER_BOTTLE ONION It's calling us, Apple. APPLE What is? ONION It's saying, “read me”! APPLE It's not saying anything. ONION I mean it feels like it's calling us. APPLE Does it? Let me check. APPLE Yeah I feel it. I feel it, I feel it! ONION Then let us read. APPLE Let’s read. CHICKEN NUGGET Hey! If you two want to read something, you should read the sign! It says DON'T TOUCH! Now, I'm on Ice Cream duty, and you two better behave yourselves! APPLE Oh. Too Far! ONION How will we read it, if we can't even touch it? Too Far! ONION A word. A whisper. A breath comes forth, from deep the unremembered valleys. One silver night, in a village hid by time, there appeared like a ghost in the air... a song. Now there were two poor villagers, who were very good boys, but also very simple... VAPPLE Wake up time. Feeling fine. Cause it's wake up time. VONION Moon light shine. Feeling fine. Cause it's wake up time. Moon light shine?! Why are we up at moon light shine? VAPPLE I don’t know, cause our alarm is still asleep on my head. VONION Well then what woke us up? What's that noise? It is so sad and faraway. It calls us to it. Don't you feel? VAPPLE T'was felt! I feel! I doth feel! VONION Then we must equip our footsacs and follow it! Oh no, we only have three foot sacs! VAPPLE Ahh that means, one of our feet will have to tread this horrible ancient mud that has plagued our world for centuries unprotected yet again! Oh well. We will share three feetsac! VONION No, no surely we can think of something?! We will share three feetsac! VAPPLE Ah! VAPPLE Faster! Faster! VONION We will share no feetsacs... VAPPLE Yeah, Whatever. VAPPLE The song fills me with a great sorrow. VONION What in good grandfather!? It's gold! VAPPLE With gold we could buy feet-sacs and protect all of our wretched feet from ancient mud! Let's collect it or something! VONION For many hours did the poor villagers seek to gather their riches, but the night was unending, and the gold, unattainable. VAPPLE This gold is unattainable! Where's it all coming from anyway? VONION We have to head to its source. For feet-sacs! VAPPLE Follow the river! For feet-sacs! ONION But as they set off, the moon had another idea, It shone hard and rumbled in the sky, the stars fell, the earth trembled, and the poor villagers were filled with exceeding terror. CHICKEN NUGGET What does that sign say, huh? DON'T TOUCH! APPLE We didn't touch it, we blew. CHICKEN NUGGET Don't you get smart with me! I'm a police officer! ONION Well what are you doing guarding a book in a museum then? CHICKEN NUGGET They... they demoted me to museum guard ‘cause I kept messing up. They told me that if I can keep this priceless book safe until the armored truck gets here at closing time I could get my job back. THAT'S why I'm museum guard. But I don't wanna be a museum guard! I'm a police officer! So here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna guard this book with my LIFE, and you TWO are gonna leave it alone, so I can get my job back. Capiche?! HEY! CHICKEN NUGGET You're banished! APPLE I have a plan! ONION Ok, let’s unquestionably just do it. APPLE Hello dear sir! I'm one of the museum's BIGGEST donors! CHICKEN NUGGET You are? APPLE Yes, I am, and I would now like you to lead me to the most antiquitous object in the whole museum, please. CHICKEN NUGGET Well, I'm sorry, mister, but no can do. I'm guarding this book. Whoa, hey now, don't get upset! APPLE Upset? Oh! Uh yes! Bring me at once or I'll have a word with my good friend, your boss! CHICKEN NUGGET Ok, ok! Right this way. APPLE Hats on to all. ONION Awesome. Yeah. ONION Inflamed with their want for gold and feet-sacs, the villagers ventured forth into the long forgotten forests. VAPPLE Curses! Our path to riches hath been thwarted!! Thine river transport doth been obliterated beyond earthly repair! VONION What? VAPPLE The bridge is broken. VONION Verily. I will fixeth it! AGGHHH! VAPPLE I knoweth VONION Ah! VAPPLE Go fixeth the bridgeth Hehe! Oh, no Polleneth. APPLE ahhh - chooo! uh-oh. Here it is, the most antiquitous object in the museum! Wait a minute... CHICKEN NUGGET You TRICKED ME! VAPPLE Run! ONION And they fled the beast with all their hurry, but being no quicker than the wind, they were suddenly hoisted high in the air- CHICKEN NUGGET And STAY out! ONION This time I'll do the distraction. You read the book. APPLE Fine. CHICKEN NUGGET ah!! Fire alarm! I gotta get out of here! APPLE The villagers ventured forth towards the source of the gold, and to the promise of endless footsacs. VAPPLE An angry ram. VONION Verily friend, the river goes up. I will distract the ram with my wolf impression and you will climb up. VAPPLE Good Idea-eth. ARRGH! Let's hide beyond yon rocks there over. It worketh! WATER BOTTLE I don't get it. CHICKEN NUGGET Then where's it coming from?! ONION Discovered. ONION Ugggh We'll never get past him and finish the book by closing time! APPLE Wait, ow. I have a time related idea. ONION It’s about time. APPLE It is about time, yeah. CHICKEN NUGGET Hahaha, 15 minutes left until 7:30! Then I'm home free! APPLE Now 15 minutes will take well, FOREVER because, we took the batteries out. CHICKEN NUGGET Ugggghhhh. 15... minutes...still?! APPLE And so our villagers hastened towards their goal. And the river sang. And it's gold grew brighter. ONION And so our villagers hastened towards their goal. And the river sang. And it's gold grew brighter. VONION Look at the river. We will have may feet-sacs! VAPPLE The source of the gold. VONION The source of the gold. VONION We rich! Were rich with feetsacs. CHICKEN NUGGET I dunno chief the clock stopped! The book? Uhh, the book is… the truck is HERE?!? Please, please I got ten nuggets to feed! ONION Only three pages left. HIPPO VONION Now's our chance! VAPPLE Ahahahaha VONION Ahahahaha VAPPLE The gold is it’s tears. VONION All this time, what we've wanted most, were the tears of this trapped and lonely creature. CHICKEN NUGGET All I wanted was to be a police officer again. Now, I won't ever be nothing. ONION What have we done? I hope those poor villagers set that creature free. APPLE I guess we’ll never know for sure. UNKOWN VOICE That does not mean we will never know. And so the Villagers watched as the creature leapt shimmering into the forest. And again, the river ran blue, and the Villagers knew their riches were gone. But her laughter mingled with the rays of the sun, and swept through the unremembered valleys, and lo, the ancient mud that plagued their world for centuries was no more. VONION Poor we came, and poor we go, but the choice we made today, these valleys will always know… Let's go home.