APPLE APPLE_ONION APPLE_ONION_SONG APPLE_SONG CHICKEN_NUGGET CHOCOLATE_CHIP_COOKIE_SONG CHOC_CHIP_COOKIE_SONG FALAFEL HOAGIE HOAGIE_SONG HOT_DOG MISS_LOLLIPOP_SONG ONION ONION_SONG SHELLFISH TAP_WATER_SONG WHISPERING_VO WHISPER_VO APPLE ONION APPLE ONION SONG we do good deeds, we do them for free, it's out of generosity. APPLE ONION SONG good deed done for free. MISS LOLLIPOP SONG thank you for your generosity. APPLE ONION SONG good deed done for free. CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE SONG for 27 days was i stuck in this tree APPLE ONION SONG good deed done for free. HOAGIE SONG thanks to you, i'll get away scott free! CHICKEN NUGGET No you won’t! I saw it all! Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo! HOAGIE ahh!! APPLE ONION SONG we do good deeds, we do them for free. MISS LOLLIPOP SONG it's out of generooosiiitttyy. CHOC CHIP COOKIE SONG it's out of generooosiiitttyy. APPLE SONG it's out of generooosiiitttyy. ONION SONG it's out of generooosiiitttyy. TAP WATER SONG it's out of generooosiiitttyy. APPLE ONION One hundred and forty five, one hundred forty six, one hundred and forty seven. ONION One hundred and forty eight thank you cards now! Feels good, doesn’t it? APPLE ONION Yeahhhh, yeahhh, yeahhhh, yeahhhh! Ahh! APPLE ONION SHELLFISH Greetings- I'm Shellfish. I'm afraid I had to make an emergency landing- I'm all out of gas! If only I had gas. APPLE ONION Another good deed opportunity! APPLE ONION SONG ohhhhhhhhhhh APPLE ONION SONG good deed done for free. it's out of generosity. SHELLFISH What do I owe you? ONION Nothing. We’re just doing it out of the generosity of our hearts. SHELLFISH Well why do you have your hands out like that? APPLE No reason, but here's a piece of paper in case you want to write us a thank you note. SHELLFISH I don't understand, are you doing this out of generosity, or for a thank you note? ONION No-no generosity of course. We do it to make people feel good. It's just that they usually give us a thank you note afterwards. SHELLFISH Ahaaaaaa I see. And how do you feel when they give you a thank you card? APPLE Well, we feel good, how else is someone gonna feel? SHELLFISH Precisely. you feel great. Have you ever considered this? That maybe you don't do good deeds to make other people feel good, you do them to make yourselves feel good. ONION How very dare she?! SHELLFISH You think you're generous but you're actually... selfish. APPLE ONION APPLE Ah, what the heck, man? No we're not! Now write us the thank you note that we rightly deserve! SHELLFISH I’ll tell you what- I'll give you the biggest, shiniest, most grateful thank you note you'll ever receive... APPLE ONION Yeahhhh, yeahhh, yeahhhh! SHELLFISH if... APPLE ONION auuuugh SHELLFISH ...By the end of the week You still believe you're not selfish. Just gimme a call if you do. APPLE Well then get ready to answer your phone in a week! SHELLFISH And seeing as no good deed is for free, I'm paying you for the one you just did for me. SHELLFISH Here's an I.O.U. Use it at any time and I will repay you for your "good deed". SHELLFISH Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for Helicopter Stuff. APPLE ONION SHELLFISH ONION Here, take this I.O.U. that we definitely will never need or use cause we’re right and she’s wrong. FALAFEL Boys! I need your help! I can't find my key! ONION This is our chance, Apple. APPLE Yeah. We'll do a good deed for Falafel all we have to do, is make sure that we don't feel good afterwards because that would be selfish. APPLE ONION Yeah, yeah alright, let’s do it! ONION Let’s find his key! APPLE ONION A bunch of change? No! Drawer stuff? No! Hats and trinkets? No! APPLE Smelly shoe? APPLE ONION no! ONION Fifteen-thousand dollar antique one of a kind watch? APPLE ONION no! APPLE The same show from earlier somehow? APPLE ONION no! APPLE We’ve looked everywhere man! ONION Everywhere man except... FALAFEL My key! Thank you, boys. And thank you for this lovely dinner! APPLE No worries, Falafel. Your chicken helped us find it. ONION He was sitting on it like an egg. FALAFEL Let me write you a thank you note. APPLE Yeahhh! ONION Wait no! We have to not feel good, remember? Cause that would be selfish. APPLE Oh yeah oh yeah, uh, no thank you card, Falafel. We did it only out of the goodness of our hearts and nothing else! FALAFEL Wow! Truly, you are noble boys. WHISPERING VO Noble. APPLE ONION FALAFEL You are such generous and honorable people. WHISPERING VO Honorable. Generous. APPLE ONION FALAFEL You have made me so happy with my key. very great people! WHISPERING VO Very great people... APPLE ONION Don't feel good... don't feel good... don't feel good... APPLE I feel amazing, Onion. ONION Me too, man. ONION We felt good about doing a good deed to Falafel which was selfish of us! APPLE It's because of how much he was thanking us! ONION APPLE I wonder what that key was for anyway... FALAFEL La-la-la-la! Happy Falafel! APPLE I know! We have to do a good deed to someone who can't thank us! ONION Or some-thing! APPLE ONION What are you doing? APPLE I'm doing a good deed to this rock. ONION No, it has to be alive, otherwise it can't feel good which means it's not a good deed! APPLE Are crows alive? ONION Are crows alive? APPLE And crows definitely can't thank us so let's go and do a good deed to a crow! ONION APPLE What about that one? ONION You mean the only crow in this entire park which just so happens to need help at this precise moment in which we are looking for a helpless crow in order to help? APPLE Yes. APPLE ONION Here little crow APPLE Ungrateful crow, pecking us! We were only trying to help you! I feel terrible. ONION Me too. Wait! We don't feel good Apple. We did a good deed without feeling good! That means we're not selfish and we'll get the best thank you note in the world! APPLE ONION yeaahh. ONION this feels amazing! Wait a second. This feels amazing. APPLE ONION Ugh! ONION Ok so, let's break it down ONION SONG we tried to block the feeling good: it didn't work, as it should. WHISPER VO Selfish. ONION SONG Next we... did a good deed for no thanks at all, we felt so bad, we felt good after all. WHISPER VO Selfish. ONION SONG So... the final thing to do once and for all is to make it impossible to feel good at all. WHISPER VO Self-less. APPLE How are we gonna do that? ONION By making ourselves feel very very bad... in advance of our next good deed. APPLE ONION Alright, lets do it! Yeah let’s do it, let’s do it! APPLE ONION feel bad! Icy… APPLE ONION Spicy… APPLE ONION Ricey… ONION APPLE ONION APPLE ONION Sounds not nicey… APPLE ONION ONION We're ready. CHICKEN NUGGET Stop! Criminal! Woo-woo-woo! HOAGIE Look at you, you’re so slow! Haha. ONION Here's our chance again. CHICKEN NUGGET Woo-woo-woo! HOAGIE CHICKEN NUGGET That was great, Thank you so much! You guys are amazing! ONION Apple, it's is definitely working this time. I still feel terrible. APPLE And I don't even feel good about the fact that I don't feel good. APPLE ONION It is finished. ONION Apple. APPLE Yeah? ONION I think I'm having an out of body experience. APPLE Me too. ONION It feels good, doesn't it? APPLE Yeah. APPLE ONION ONION Do you know what I think Apple? APPLE No. ONION Shellfish was right- it is impossible to do a good deed without feeling good. Doing a good deed is selfish! HOT DOG Apple and Onion. APPLE ONION Hm? HOT DOG Up Here! I thought I could do this without help, but I can’t. Please!! Help me!! APPLE I know what to do! If doing a good deed is selfish, let’s not do the good deed! ONION That's it! You've cracked the code Apple! HOT DOG Guys?! C’mon!! I can't hold this much longer...quick- help me! APPLE ONION NO! HOT DOG What?! APPLE ONION Congratulations! HOT DOG Ahh, woah, woah- ahhhhhh! APPLE ONION ONION I think we have to make the ultimate sacrifice! APPLE Yes, let's save Hotdog's life and be selfish! APPLE ONION HOT DOG Hello? Is anyone there? ahhhhh! APPLE Can’t reach- oh, i’ve got an idea! HOT DOG APPLE ONION Okay, Hot Dog, we’re here! Don’t worry! APPLE ONION I think it's thanking us for our good deed from earlier. HOT DOG Please! Get this off me... APPLE ONION HOT DOG Ugggghhhh... I think I need to go to the hospital. APPLE How are we going to get down, Onion? ONION The I.O.U! SHELLFISH Hm? SHELLFISH Helicopter Rescue! HOT DOG SHELLFISH So, how did it go? Do you still believe you're not selfish? ONION No, you were right Shellfish- we are selfish. But you know what? It was worth it, because now our friend is safe. Hmm. APPLE Yeah, hmm. SHELLFISH ONION What are you laughing at? SHELLFISH Do you not see? You gave up the thank you note- The thing you wanted the most in the world, to save your friend. that was truly generous and definitely not selfish. hahahahahahaha APPLE ONION SHELLFISH And so, i will now present you with the biggest, shiniest, most grateful thank you note you'll ever receive! Thank. HOT DOG I have absolutely no idea what on earth is happening. Is it snowing? You guys are taking me to the hospital, right? It hurts so bad.