APPLE APPLE_ONION APPLE_ONION_SONG APPLE_SONG COCKTAIL_SHRIMP FALAFEL_APPLE MEATBALL_KID ONION ONION_SONG STREET_DOG APPLE SONG taking it one step at a time is very very fun. ONION SONG every single day we take another one. APPLE SONG where are we going? we don't even know. ONION SONG but we'll keep marching on to the rhythm of the flow. APPLE SONG take it APPLE ONION SONG one step at a time and we'll find our way ONION And thank you- city animals. APPLE We love you like family! APPLE Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! See you tomorrow at the same time! ONION Want to make up a new song? APPLE Yeah, what st- Go away. What style? ONION How about reggae? APPLE We always do reggae. Let's do something else. To the computer! ONION We should travel like this more often. APPLE Yes, okay. ONION Hey, wait, what are we doing again? APPLE Different mu- we were gonna type in different music styles so we didn’t have to do reggae. ONION Okay! Different. Music. Styles. Click search, please. APPLE Hey! What’s this?! ONION Don't click on any advertiseme-! STREET DOG Have you been living your life by taking it one step at a time? ONION Uh, yes, we just sang a song about it! STREET DOG So was I, until I finally realized where I was going! APPLE ONION STREET DOG ...nowhere. I’m just walking around in circles of desolation. APPLE ONION Urgh... APPLE ONION This is bad. STREET DOG And this is all because you don't have a dream. Hi, I'm Street Dog the Achiever of Dreams and I'm here to tell you that you need a dream, and you need to start pursuing it right. now. APPLE But we haven't got a dream! ONION Because all we do is take it one step at a time!! STREET DOG Hey, hey, hey! Don’t freak out. APPLE ONION Why? STREET DOG If you’re not sure what your dream is, I’ve provided an online quiz to help you determine exactly what you should do with the rest of your life. APPLE ONION Time to discover what our dreams are! By taking the online quiz. APPLE ONION Finished! ONION On three, we both say what we got...One - APPLE Pet groomer! ONION Why didn’t you do it on three like I said? APPLE It would take too long, man. ONION Anyway, I got pet groomer, as well! APPLE It doesn’t sound like a good dream, but at least we both got it so we can do it together! ONION Now how do we go about- STREET DOG Click here to purchase the everything-you- need-to-be-a-pet-groomer kit! Oh, and 24/7 Online Help Chat with every purchase! Only $49.95! ONION What? We don’t have the .95, let alone the $49. STREET DOG Just remember, you gotta do whatever it takes to follow your dream. Whatever! It! Takes! APPLE So that means we have to do whatever it takes to get $49.95. ONION Or sell whatever it takes. ONION Apple… MEATBALL KID Saweeeeeet! APPLE At least we still have our microphone and speakers. ONION Let's go order that pet-groomer kit. ONION Ahhh. APPLE ONION Everything you need to be a pet groomer kit! APPLE I’m glad we’re following our dream. ONION No longer are we going nowhere anymore. And now, the final touches to our dream! FALAFEL APPLE Ah, a brand new day! Life is fleeting. Why have we not got a single customer even though we’ve been standing here for seven hours? ONION To the 24/7 online chat service! ONION We're not getting any customers. What should we do? APPLE You need to advertise. You're in luck! Click here to purchase the everything-you-need-advertise-your-dream-kit- Only 49.95. Exclamation mark, colon, bracket. ONION Remember, to make your dreams come true, you need to do WHATEVER. IT. TAKES. APPLE ONION ONION Apple... MEATBALL KID This is much better! ONION Ahhh. APPLE ONION Everything you need to advertise your dream kit! APPLE I’m a dog and I need a haircut! ONION We can give your pet a haircut. We're the Apple and Onion Pet Grooming Dream Business Of Our Dreams! APPLE Now I’m happy because I’ve been groomed! Look at my fur-cut. ONION Bring your pet to the Apple and Onion Pet Grooming Dream Business Of Our Dreams. It’s our dream! APPLE I tell you what onion, if I had a pet - oooh. ONION Yeah me too “oooh” as well. APPLE Mine would be a horse. ONION That’s not a good idea. APPLE Let's not blink so we don't miss the second someone watches our advert. Okay, we can blink now. APPLE ONION COCKTAIL SHRIMP Hello? I saw the pet grooming ad and I have a pet that needs grooming! ONION Just put your pet in the basket and you can pick it up in an hour! APPLE argh! disgusting! disgusting! ONION argh very disgusting also as well! APPLE Ahhhh! ONION APPLE Disgutiiiiiing- ONION APPLE ONION COCKTAIL SHRIMP Hello? I’m here to pick up my groomed pet. APPLE Okay. We’re sending it down, and then you should just put all your money in the basket and leave right away without looking at the dog! APPLE ONION ONION You two are the worst pet groomers I’ve ever encountered. I will not be giving you any money. Instead, I’m going to tell everyone I know not to use your service and FYI I know a lot of people with pets, I’m very popular. APPLE What are we going to do now? APPLE ONION 24/7 Online Chat Service! ONION Advertising our pet-grooming-dream failed. What should we do now? APPLE Remember, to make your dreams come true, you need to do whatever. it. takes. He keeps saying the same thing. ONION Because it must be important. APPLE But we haven't got any pets to groom. APPLE ONION Operation: city pets! APPLE ONION APPLE ONION ONION APPLE APPLE ONION ONION Apple! We're running in circles! APPLE We're going – APPLE ONION Noooowwwhheeeeerrreeee! APPLE ONION We failed our dream. APPLE Sorry, pigeon. We can't even sing for you now because we've sold all our music making equipment. ONION And also because singing is a waste of time and NOT our dream. ONION To the 24/7 online chat service. ONION What now? APPLE remember, to make your dreams come true, you need to do whatever. it. takes. keeps saying the same thing!!! ONION Could you elaborate please. ahhhhhhhhhhh! APPLE Stop! I know what whatever it takes is! we have to ask him what to do in person!! ONION How on Earth are we going to find him? APPLE By searching! APPLE ONION APPLE Okay, here is the last door in the whole city that we haven't knocked on. STREET DOG Yeah? APPLE ONION ONION street dog! the achiever of dreams! APPLE Achiever of dreams... STREET DOG Oh, yes. Hello. I'm glad you decided to follow your dreams! APPLE How come you live in…that? STREET DOG Errrr, my mansion is getting an extension at the moment, so... ONION Wow! APPLE It sounds like you followed your dreams much better than we did. ONION About that- we're having a lot of trouble trying to follow- STREET DOG Remember, to make your dreams come true, you need to do whatever. you. need. ONION Don't you mean Whatever. It. Takes. STREET DOG Uh, yeah. Of course! Well- gotta go! whoa! how'd you- APPLE We’ve had a new way of traveling for a while now. ONION What are those? And those. And those! Oh, not those. Oh no not those, that’s just raisins, it is completely unrelated to the pet grooming conspiracy I’m formulating in my head right now. And those! APPLE ONION APPLE Just, just clarify what exactly are we uh realizing at the moment? ONION We've been scammed! APPLE Oh my days! STREET DOG Sorry, boys. You gotta do whatever it takes. And right now, it takes me flying away! Peace out! APPLE ONION STREET DOG Follow your drea- APPLE ONION Confront him! STREET DOG ONION Perhaps you need a good grooming! STREET DOG Okay. Okay. You got me. APPLE ONION No! APPLE You’re still getting a grooming with your own hose! Rubbish equipment! STREET DOG It's true. I'm not the achiever of dreams at all. In fact, I didn't even have a dream. Everyone else seemed to have dreams. And then I noticed lots of people didn't seem to have dreams. And then I realized that could be my dream! I could start a business selling dreamless people their dream! What dream can I sell them? What dream can I sell them? No. No. Yeah! STREET DOG So I started throwing junk together to trick dreamless people to be pet groomers and buy my pet groomer kits. But, I couldn't even do that right. You're the only people who actually bought one. APPLE I remember when we didn't know we had to have a dream. We had no idea where we were really going but we were having fun playing our song. ONION Which said that if we take it one step at a time, we'll find our way. STREET DOG Well at least you were having fun doing something. I don't love anything...Except for jumping out that window and flying with that fan just now. ONION Maybe you should do that more often. APPLE With a longer extension cord next time! STREET DOG I'm sorry I scammed you. Is there anything I can do to right my wro- ONION Give us back our $99.90 for that pet grooming kit and advertising thing. APPLE And also stop scamming people! STREET DOG Done. APPLE Here’s $99.90 for our stuff back! MEATBALL KID Sorry, gentlemen! It's gonna cost you more than that. Eh, stupid hair. I really like it, and I'm a natural at using it. APPLE ONION ONION Maybe there's something we can trade! MEATBALL KID I mean, I don't really need anything. Ehh! APPLE SONG taking it one step at a time is very very fun. ONION SONG every single day we take another one. APPLE SONG where are we going? we don't even know. ONION SONG but we'll keep marching on to the rhythm of the flow. APPLE And maybe hopefully one day our dream will just come to us. ONION Yeah. STREET DOG Yeahahahha! Woohoooo!