APPLE APPLE_ONION BUBBLES CANDY_BAR_1 CANDY_BAR_3 CHICKEN_DRUMSTICK FIREFIGHTER FRIED_SHRIMP JELLY KABOB MILK MISS_LOLLIPOP ONION PETIT_FOUR ROMAINE_LETTUCE SNOW_TATER SOFT_SERVE WALLA SNOW TATER Ah! Hwaaaa! Na, Na, Na, Na, Na. APPLE Na, Na, Na, Na, Na. Ok What’s Next? FRIED SHRIMP Shh! SNOW TATER I've saved you. And now we must speak... of love. APPLE boooooring! FRIED SHRIMP Shh! APPLE It is boring. FRIED SHRIMP Shh! APPLE Stop it! WALLA Shh! APPLE But it’s a love part! WALLA Shh! APPLE Love parts are boring! WALLA shhhhhhhhhh. APPLE aaaargh! SNOW TATER Being in love comes around but once in a lifetime. It is indeed the most sublime of special feelings- akin to being above the clouds and jumping into a never-ending warm bath filled with bubbles of laughter and joy... ROMAINE LETTUCE I don’t know what you’re talking about. SNOW TATER Oh, well then let me show you. I know how to conjour. Conjour, Conjour, Conjour a tub. Conjour, Conjour, Conjour a tub. This is what love is like. APPLE That actually looks quite good. BUBBLES APPLE APPLE APPLE That is really good. I'm gonna be in love! ONION In love with who? APPLE What do you mean? SNOW TATER What do you mean? APPLE ROMAINE LETTUCE I mean, it's true, being in love is wonderful, but you cannot be in love by yourself, you need another to love you back. APPLE I do not have another so I cannot be in love. ROMAINE LETTUCE And I do not love you Snow Tater because you are not the one for me. I prefer people who are silly... APPLE ROMAINE LETTUCE naturally funny... APPLE ONION ROMAINE LETTUCE And imaginative. APPLE Did you hear that? Imaginative. She’s talking about you. AH!! I'm gonna be in love with Romaine Lettuce! ROMAINE LETTUCE But do not dismay Snow Tater.. ONION The actress? How on earth do you expect to find her-- ROMAINE LETTUCE To the right one, love will guide you. APPLE Love will guide me. ONION What about the rest of the movie? FRIED SHRIMP shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. MISS LOLLIPOP shhhhhhhhhh. PETIT FOUR shhhhhhhhhhh. WALLA ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh. APPLE ONION Watch out for the door! ROMAINE LETTUCE And one more thing.. ..You are too short for me. ONION I guess that's that then. APPLE What's what then? ONION She said she doesn't like short people. APPLE Oh, Good thing I'm not short. To a bath full of bubbles of laughter and joy. ONION Oh, no. APPLE love- guide me! ONION Apple, wait! Oh right! Yeah, he's short. CANDY BAR 1 You like it right? The sweetest drink they have, right- CANDY BAR 3 Whoaoaoa! CANDY BAR 1 It's ok! I've got you. Oh, no, a bee is attracted to your drink because it’s so sweet! CANDY BAR 3 APPLE Romaine Lettuce... Get your poster signed here tomorrow! Oh, my bread. Look! Love has guided me! I’m going to meet Romaine Lettuce at the poster signing tomorrow and then I’ll be in a bath with laughing bubbles. ONION I don't know if it works that way, Apple. Also, aren't you a bit worried you might be too short after what she just said in the movie? APPLE Why would I be worried, if I’m not short? If I was short, yeah, maybe I’d be worried. But, no. Let’s Go! AH! Ugh… JELLY Here you go, little guy. You can sit here. APPLE But, but you're... pregnant. JELLY It's OK, you're too short to reach. APPLE Ok, Thanks. Wait a sec. MISS LOLLIPOP APPLE Don’t worry I’ll get it. Just a second. I can definitely get it. KABOB I'll take it from here, little man. MISS LOLLIPOP Oh, thank you. FRIED SHRIMP Someone tall to aisle 3 to help the short person down from the shelf. APPLE Why does Pizza always put this thing I the way? FIREFIGHTER APPLE Onion, I am short aren't I? ONION You're the shortest friend I've ever had. APPLE I hate being short. ONION Soz, man. APPLE You know why Romaine Lettuce hates short people? ONION Because it's a movie and that's not even what she really thinks? APPLE No, because it’s rubbish and that means I’m rubbish. Now, I'll never be in love and in a bath with laughing bubbles. I wish I wasn't so stinking short. That's it! ONION Oh, no. APPLE Pizza, why do you never clean that bathroom. APPLE Short. But not for long! ONION Are you sure about this? APPLE Yes, now do it for Love! ONION it's working, it's actually working! APPLE Did it work? ONION It's as I expected friend. You can't change your height like you're changing an outfit, which in your case is just socks and shoes. APPLE You're right, Onion. I have to change my shoes. ONION Yes. Wait, what? APPLE APPLE A paper mache head extender. This time I’ll carefully go around it. ONION Watch out for that mousetrap that's there all of a sudden now. APPLE Ha! You didn't get me you didn't get me you didn't g- APPLE You got me. ONION No you didn't! APPLE Wicked. MILK Hey there, tall guy. APPLE Hello. SOFT SERVE How's the weather up there, Mr. Tall. APPLE Much colder because of the altitude. Thank you for asking. APPLE Onion, being tall's much better than being short. Not a single thing will ever stop Romaine Lettuce from loving me now. APPLE argh! My papier mache head extender! What am I going to do! What am I going to do! Ah! shelter! APPLE Now I'm even shorter. BUBBLES APPLE You will never experience love, you shorty. aaah! Onion, you have to help me think of a way to be taller. ONION Apple it’s obvious this is a bad idea by now, come on. APPLE Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. The meet and greet with Romain Lettuce is in twenty minutes and it would be greet to meet my sweet with my height non petite to complete my receipt of loves heartbeat. ONION Well, I might have an offbeat plan of deceit, where I am your feet. APPLE Tell me eet. APPLE This has got to be your best idea ever, Onion. APPLE There she is! I'm almost in love! ONION What's that? I can't hear. CHICKEN DRUMSTICK Hey. hey! You're really tall! APPLE Thank you. CHICKEN DRUMSTICK hey! Everyone! Look how tall this guy is! He should go in front of the line! Well, Go on! APPLE ONION Take it easy! You're bouncing around too much. APPLE APPLE I'm next, Onion. Take a good look, this is the last time you'll see how I look not-in-love. ONION I can't see anything but goodbye not-in-love-Apple. APPLE APPLE A buble bath of laughter and joy APPLE ONION APPLE The time has come, love is at hand. Ah! ONION Keep it straight. APPLE But I’m too excited. APPLE ONION APPLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK Look! The red guy was just pretending to be a tall person. Hahahah! WALLA APPLE No. Don't look at me! I'm short. I'm short! ROMAINE LETTUCE What's going on? APPLE Hello Romaine Lettuce. I'm Apple, and I came here to be in love with you. ROMAINE LETTUCE What? I don't think we've ever met. APPLE You said you couldn't be in love with Snow Tater because he wasn't funny and silly, and imaginative- all of which I am... But I'm also short, so now you can't be in love with me. Now I'll never be in love and have a bath with laughing bubbles. Sorry, I was really looking forward to that. ROMAINE LETTUCE Wait. Wait. Wait. I don't think you'll never be in love. APPLE Really?! ROMAINE LETTUCE Love is a great thing to want, but there are a few things you may be missing. You need someone to be in love with you, and I'm sorry to say - I'm not in love with you. BUBBLES ROMAINE LETTUCE Love can only really happen when two people really know each other and really care about each other. BUBBLES APPLE ROMAINE LETTUCE Most importantly, it has to start with honesty. Without that, someone can be hurt. BUBBLES APPLE ROMAINE LETTUCE You tried to fool me into thinking you were a tall person, but that was a lie. Love cannot be based on a lie. How can I trust someone who's lied to me? APPLE You're right. I would've had to pretend I was tall for the rest of my life. ROMAINE LETTUCE And I would've had to pretend I was a character from the movie. Which I'm not. I don't particularly like tall people. Just ask my husband. APPLE You mean, a big lie shouldn’t be the foundation of a loving relationship. Yeah, I think that does make sense, actually. I know, I’ll be myself from now on! ROMAINE LETTUCE Exactly. ONION Exactly. As in, that’s exactly what I’ve been trying to tell you all day. APPLE Wait... I don't think I care that I'm short anymore. APPLE I don't care! FIREFIGHTER Ahhhhhhh.