APPLE APPLE_ONION APPLE_ONION_FALAFEL_SONG APPLE_ONION_SONG APPLE_SONG BUILDING_BOSS DUMPLING FALAFEL FALAFEL_SONG LADOO_KESAR_PEDA_KAJU_KATLI_SONG MISS_LOLLIPOP ONION ONION_SONG PATTY POPPADOM POPPADOM_SONG SAMOSA SAMOSA_SONG STRAWBERRY_MILKSHAKE APPLE ONION SONG with a positive attitude, we’ll get the job done / cause we are apple and oni-oni-onion. APPLE ONION SONG with a positive attitude, we’ll get the job done – APPLE ONION hm? PATTY oh, falafel! man, come pick up this trash! FALAFEL one second! whoa! this chair is too rickety! PATTY You’re supposed to be the building manager! FALAFEL Gimme that you naughty raccoons! APPLE ONION Hahahaha. APPLE Falafel’s well funny, isn’t he? ONION Yeah! Well funny! FALAFEL This is not funny! FALAFEL Stinking trash and stinking raccoons and stinking job! APPLE What’s wrong with Falafel? I thought he was having fun. ONION Let us investigate. FALAFEL What? ONION Falafel, why are you upset? APPLE Yeah, the thing you did with the raccoons was well funny, man! FALAFEL No, it is not funny. ONION Ah, don’t be grumpy. FALAFEL My whole job is so hard. If you spent day in my shoes, you would be grumpy too. APPLE Yeah, they are pretty rubbish. ONION I’m gonna let you in on a secret... APPLE ONION SONG with a positive attitude -- FALAFEL No! No song! APPLE Okay well the song was gonna say that if you did stuff with a positive attitude, your job would be more enjoyable. FALAFEL That work for you, not for Falafel. ONION Yes it will. FALAFEL No. APPLE It always works. FALAFEL No. ONION It’s true. FALAFEL No. APPLE Wuh-- FALAFEL No. APPLE I just said “wuh” that’s not even a word. onion We can prove it to you Falafel! FALAFEL You want to prove it? Fine! You do one day of my job and you will see. APPLE ONION Ooooo-kay then! APPLE We’ll prove it! ONION Yes, yes we’ll prove it. FALAFEL Ok. Here is walkie talkie. Tenants in building will call you with request and problem. You do request, you fix problem. That is job. Take five minute lunch break. Eat hot dog over sink so raccoon doesn’t eat crumb. Good luck. BUILDING BOSS Hey this is the boss! The porch light is still not fixed and that is totally unacceptable! APPLE Yes, yes I will fix it because I am Falafel and I have positive attitude. ONION APPLE ONION Ok pass me the bulb! Ah! APPLE Our last lightbulb! ONION This chair is too rickety! APPLE How is anyone supposed to put a bulb in with this ritiky chair?! FALAFEL Hehehehe! APPLE ONION Positive attitude! APPLE ONION SONG with a positive attitude we’ll get the job done / cause we are apple and oni-oni-onion ONION Okay, feeling positive again. APPLE Me, as well. ONION All we need now is an idea for how to get a lightbulb. APPLE Hmmmmm... I know! ONION Thank you very much! STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE Help me. There’s a hole in my wall. APPLE I’ll just fix this for you. ONION Don’t worry. I’ll get that for you with my long arms. STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE Cmon, I gotta go. ONION Ohh I can’t reach. I can’t reach it STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE Hurry up! I gotta get outta here! APPLE ONION I can’t reach. I can’t reach. It’s too far! APPLE ONION SONG Positive attitude. with a positive attitude we’ll get the job done / cause we are apple and oni-oni-onion ONION I know! This is not a hole in the wall. APPLE It’s a... window. STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE Hey, man. DUMPLING Help, I have ants in apartment. APPLE ONION Haha…Ah! DUMPLING Ahhhhhh! APPLE ONION Positive attitude! APPLE ONION SONG follow us. follow us. follow, follow us. follow, follow us. follow us. follow, follow us. follow, follow us. follow us. follow, follow us. APPLE SONG oooh oooh oooh ONION SONG yeeaa-aaaa-aaa, yee-aaa-aaa DUMPLING APPLE ONION SONG follow us. follow us. follow, follow us. follow, follow us. follow us. follow, follow us. MISS LOLLIPOP Help! I bought too many groceries. ONION Step onto the elevator of positivity! APPLE ONION SONG cause we are apple and oni-oni-onion MISS LOLLIPOP APPLE Ding! You have arrived at your apartment! APPLE ONION Yeah! ONION See. We knew Falafel was wrong about the Positive Attitude theory. APPLE Yeah, he was well wrong. BUILDING BOSS The rent from apartment 202 is late four months! Go collect the rent! APPLE What’s rent? FALAFEL Rent is the money you- Oh, sorry. FALAFEL Rent is the money you have to pay to live in the building, but you wouldn’t know because I let you stay for free. Wait why are you asking about rent? APPLE ONION Because we need to collect it from apartment 202. FALAFEL 202?! Hahahaha SAMOSA Uhh…sorry Falafel. Samosa is not here, come back another time. APPLE We're not Falafel. We're Apple and Onion. ONION And we're here to collect your rent. SAMOSA Oh right! Uhh, let me go get it, okay? APPLE ONION SONG with a positive attitude we’ll get the job done cause we are apple and on-i-oni- on. APPLE I like how it goes “oni-oni-oni-on.” ONION We’ve been waiting for hours! SAMOSA Hey! What can I do for you? APPLE ONION You said you were going to get the rent! SAMOSA Right! Uhh, hang on, okay? I’ll go find it. In the meantime, can you both be sweeties and take this out for me? Thanks! ONION APPLE ONION Hey! Give me that, you naughty raccoons! APPLE ONION FALAFEL Hahaha. APPLE ONION It’s not funny, Falafel! FALAFEL Positive attitude cannot solve this! APPLE You’re wrong! We just have to get on Samosa’s good side. ONION You've got an envelope on your bum... APPLE ONION Ok, let's get on her good side. APPLE ONION Positive. SAMOSA The rent? Right! ONION No, no, no, we just wondered if there’s any more trash you’d like us to take out for you. SAMOSA Ohh! That’s sooo nice of you! Come in. APPLE ONION Positive. Hahaha. SAMOSA Just a second. I’ll get it for you. APPLE Haha. Samosa’s dad’s a poppadom. ONION ONION What are all these workers doing here? SAMOSA We’re in crunch time making a game. Samosa games. huge deadline and my dad- I mean my investor is going to be peeeeeved. So thank you so much! APPLE Yes, yes, of course. But before we take out your traaash…where is our rent? Haha. SAMOSA Ahhhh...yeah, about that... Oh! Do you two want to be one of the first people to ever play Sweetie Smash? SAMOSA Sweetie Smash! ONION Well, we actually should be ge – SAMOSA Smash! ONION Let me see that. I don't see what the big deal- SAMOSA Smash! Smash! Mega Combo! Wow, you're really good at this! ONION Oh, wow! Hehehehe. SAMOSA Level 2! Smash! ONION This game’s addictive. But wait, what were doing – SAMOSA Alright thanks for coming, here’s some swag stickers for you all. APPLE ONION Samosa tricked us and didn’t pay the rent again. SAMOSA Thhhhhaaaaannnnkkkkssss. APPLE ONION samoooosaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhh! FALAFEL How was your day? APPLE My whole job is hard. ONION You were right, Falafel. A positive attitude is not the answer. APPLE ONION FALAFEL I do not like to see Apple and Onion upset like me. Come on guys, we just have to to find out how to make Samosa pay rent. ONION It’s hopeless! She’s tricked us so many times. APPLE She even tricked us by making us play her game. Which is good by the way, her investor’s gonna make so much money. FALAFEL What investor? SAMOSA huge deadline and my dad- I mean my investor is going to be peeeeeved. APPLE ONION Her dad. APPLE Haha. Samosa’s dad’s a poppadom. Wait. Poppadom. ONION You’ve got an envelope on your bum. APPLE ONION Samosa’s using her rent money to pay for her game! FALAFEL Maybe I let her father know about his little “investment”. POPPADOM Hallo? APPLE ONION Do you have any idea what your daughter has done— FALAFEL Do you have any idea what your daughter has done— FALAFEL Wait. Positive attitude theory. APPLE ONION Oh yeah, positive, positive. FALAFEL Yes hello Poppa-dom. It is lovely day isn’t it? APPLE Good one, Falafel. ONION Yes, yes. Lovely, lovely. FALAFEL Anyway, I wanted to tell you about your lovely and precious daughter... SAMOSA Your presence is requested downstairs on the street where you may or may not be awarded the best business person in all of business... award. SAMOSA Hello? I’m here for my business award? APPLE ONION SONG where is our rent? SAMOSA Who said that? APPLE ONION SONG where is our rent? SAMOSA Oh, it’s just you guys. APPLE ONION SONG where is our rent? where is our rent? FALAFEL SONG you took so long to pay, you made me stress all day, now you are going to pay reeeeent. APPLE ONION SONG where is our rent? SAMOSA I told you, I’ll get it for you. I just need some time and then I’ll- APPLE ONION Say hello to your investor. POPPADOM SONG what have you to say, you wrecked this good man's name, and still you have not paid reeeeeeeent. SAMOSA DAD!? What are you doing here? APPLE ONION FALAFEL SONG where is our rent? where is our rent? POPPADOM SONG what have you done with all my rental cash SAMOSA SONG i've been making the mighty sweetie smash POPPADOM SONG it is my money that you take and take SAMOSA SONG but what a lovely cell phone game i maaaaaake APPLE ONION FALAFEL SONG where is our rent? LADOO KESAR PEDA KAJU KATLI SONG we're still waiting for our saaaaaallllaaaarrrry! SAMOSA and i'm still searching for my sanity POPPADOM now daughter look how they are unhappy, samosa where is your humanity? APPLE ONION FALAFEL SONG where is our rent? POPPADOM Samosa, look at all these people you have been messing about. SAMOSA Oh, I see now, I've made them suffer. I am very sorry, everybody. Very, very sorry. SAMOSA SONG oh dearie dearie what am i to dooooooooo. my game is nearly finished but my rent is overdueeeeeee. here everybody, i'll pay you what i owe!! and as for my beloved game, i guess i'll never know! APPLE SONG not so fast our dear samosa! we do not think your game is over! APPLE ONION SONG because with a positive attitude we'll get the job done because we're apple and onion!