APPLE APPLE_SONG CHICKEN_NUGGET_SONG COTTON_CANDY COTTON_CANDY_ONION_SONG FALAFEL FUL_MEDAMES HOAGIE HOT_DOG ICE_CREAM ONION REFLECTION_APPLE SANDWICH APPLE 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Happy Semiversary! ONION 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Happy Semiversary! ONION One half year of being best friends. APPLE And living together! ONION Good idea to celebrate in the shoe store we first met! ICE CREAM Hey, are you guys gonna buy anything or what? APPLE No, thanks. Sorry, I forgot this. You can keep all that stuff for yourself, by the way. APPLE Semiversary gift exchange time! Onion’s turn first! ONION Semiversary gift exchange time! My turn first! APPLE Hello. ONION Ahh! APPLE My gift to you is a question! ONION Okay. APPLE What is your favorite thing about being friends with me? ONION That’s very creative Apple, cheap but creative. APPLE I’m thrifty. ONION Alright, My favorite thing about being friends with you is our...dynamic! APPLE What does that mean? ONION Well, I take care of all things practical, while you take care of all things comical. That’s our dynamic. For example... APPLE Lululululululuuu! APPLE I’m a germ! ONION Thank you for your excellent but cheapskate gift to me... Ok ready for yours? APPLE Yes! APPLE Now my turn for gift! ONION Now Apple’s turn for gift! APPLE Aww, that’s really nice! That’s wicked, Onion. I’m gonna treasure this forever! ONION No, no, that’s not the gift. It’s an illustration of the gift... which is... we’re going to play mini golf on friday! APPLE Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked, mini golf, mini golf, mini golf, mini golf. Waaay! FALAFEL Do you know why it’s called diner? Because dinner. HOT DOG It’s your Semi-what? ONION Versary! Half a year of the most very successful friendship! APPLE And Dynamic! COTTON CANDY Hey Onion, what do we celebrate? Not-keeping-track-a-versary? Here's my Not-keeping-track-a-versary gift. COTTON CANDY Oh wait, I haven't known you THIS long. Here ya go! ONION Thrifty! APPLE Wha…wha..what’re you..what’re yo… REFLECTION APPLE Cotton Candy's gonna replace us. APPLE How are you talking to me? REFLECTION APPLE Don’t worry about that we’ve got bigger fish to fry! APPLE Like not getting replaced by Cotton Candy ‘cause she is funnier than us! REFLECTION APPLE Yeah, she’s stolen our dynamic with Onion! APPLE It’s over, it’s over. It’s ove– REFLECTION APPLE Stop panicking! APPLE You’re the one that made– REFLECTION APPLE Just listen to me! We already know Cotton Candy is funny, we just have to be funny-ER than her! APPLE That’s a wicked idea! HOAGIE ONION You’re so very funny, Cotton Candy! APPLE Where is everyone else? ONION They‘re gone, but I convinced Cotton Candy to come play basketball with us! Now we can laugh all day long! COTTON CANDY Wow Onion, pile on the pressure? A giant boulder of Onion is crushing me! Have mercy upon me! Ahhh! Ahh! I’m being crushed! REFLECTION APPLE Be funny-ER. APPLE Oh, well look at me. I’m being crushed by a giant mountain of Cotton Candy. She’s even heavier than Onion boulder! Mercy. Mercy! you’re too big and heavy! i can’t bear it! Ahh! ONION Err... maybe we should go play basketball now. Apple, you pay. APPLE He didn’t laugh at me. REFLECTION APPLE Don’t worry, at basketball, we always make Onion laugh! APPLE Okay, you pay. REFLECTION APPLE Uhh…check, please! APPLE I’m gonna be funnier! You’ve heard about double dribble, but what about DOUBLE dribble. COTTON CANDY How about this? Dribble DROBBLE! APPLE Alright well what about this-dribble dribble? Hey! I was doing a joke! Huh?! ONION Hnng. APPLE What are you laughing at? ONION Oh nothing, just stuff Cotton Candy’s saying. APPLE I’m well excited about our mini golf semiversary outing tomorrow. Can you be a bit quieter please, I’m trying to sleep. COTTON CANDY ONION SONG Cotton Candy and Onion. Today’s another day. Cotton Candy ha-ha -honion We do things our own way. Cotton Candy and Onion. Having lots of fun. CHICKEN NUGGET SONG Hey, hey -- yes! COTTON CANDY ONION SONG Cotton Candy and On-ee-yun. Forever. APPLE ahh! REFLECTION APPLE OI! I got an idea. APPLE Oh, hello again reflection. REFLECTION APPLE We couldn’t be more funny than her, so what we’ve gotta do is make her less funny than us. ONION I wonder what funny thing you’re going to do now, Cotton Candy! COTTON CANDY A ufo is among us... Pow! But I am the Alien Destroyer! APPLE Hey! You can’t just joke about destroying aliens, like they’re not sentient beings. That’s offensive! Sorry Aliens, some people are just very insensitive. COTTON CANDY I..i didn't mean it like that ONION That wasn’t nice Apple, she was only trying to be funny. APPLE Well if you can’t be funny, you shouldn’t try. REFLECTION APPLE We made her much less funny, we did. Hehe. ONION Hey, maybe we can all cheer up by going for some ice cream! COTTON CANDY Ooo really? I love ice cream. APPLE Oh, can I borrow your pocket mirror, please? REFLECTION APPLE She won’t go away, Apple. We have to get rid of her by sending her to the wrong ice cream shop. APPLE YeaahhhHere you go. Sorry, there’s no more room. We’ll meet you at this address. Now go, go, go! ONION I just don’t get what happened to Cotton Candy. APPLE Oh don’t worry. Lets just enjoy ourselves, like we usually do. What about tonight though? Just the two of us! Mini-golf!! COTTON CANDY Did you just say mini golf? APPLE What a stink. COTTON CANDY Apple, your handwriting is impossible to read so I just got into a cab and said “Follow that engineless moving machine!” APPLE Ha-stinking-ha. COTTON CANDY Anyway, you were saying, mini golf?? ONION Hey! Why don’t you come?! It was just supposed to be me and Apple but we don’t care! We don’t care. We don’t care. We don’t care. APPLE Ah! REFLECTION APPLE We’ve lost Apple. You let her beat us again! She’s number One now... and that makes us. APPLE Number two. REFLECTION APPLE Number two. APPLE Number two. ONION Yeah, so you’re coming! Is that cool Apple... Apple? APPLE SONG Apple and No-one, today’s a horrible day. REFLECTION APPLE No Apple. It’s not. It’s a good day. We don’t have to be number two. It’s a new beginning. It’s me and you now! APPLE SONG Apple and Apple - We are number one. Apple and Apple - We don’t need On-yun! Apple and Apple - Having the most fun. Apple and Aa-aa-pple! CHICKEN NUGGET SONG Hey hey what? APPLE Not Welcome APPLE Can we move in please? FALAFEL What? We? APPLE Me and Me! FALAFEL Why? APPLE Cotton Candy is Onion’s best friend now. We’re not gonna stick around to be number 2. FALAFEL Aaaa, you’ve been replaced. Ok. Let me tell you a story. I was best friends with Ful Medames. He liked me because I knew many facts. “Sun is hotter than moon. Ice is made of water, Rock is very hard. ” But then Wara Enab arrived and he knew even more facts. “Egg come first before chicken”. “A stitch in time save nine.” “Action talking louder than speaking.” And so, Ful liked Wara Enab more than me. I was very sad and very angry. But because I was proud and I would not be number two friend. I became number zero friend. APPLE Ohhh, and then you vowed to never know any facts again! FALAFEL What are you talking about?! I still know many things! I just lost my only friend. But you understand, I was too proud! FALAFELNo friends! No friends! APPLE Falafel, I have to go! Thank you. REFLECTION APPLE Noooo Appple! REFLECTION APPLE We’re not going to be number two, We’re better than that! REFLECTION APPLE It’s me and You. Apple and Apple. Onion doesn’t deserve us! We were the perfect team How dare he make us number two! You can’t just crawl back to him! Have some pride Apple! FALAFEL No friends!Because I was proud! Proud and more proud! APPLE I don’t want pride. I want my friend, Onion! And I don’t care if I’m number two, or number 3 or number a million! REFLECTION APPLE Well done Apple. I guess you don’t need me anymore. SANDWICH Ahhhhhh Vampire!! APPLE Haha. ooonnnniiiiooon! Please let me be your friend again! I’ll be number a million! I don’t even care. ONION I have no idea what your talking about, but finally let’s play some semiversary golf! APPLE But haven’t you replaced me, because you have a much better Dynamic with Cotton Candy? ONION Oooh, that’s why you’ve been so weird. You were jealous. My good Gumtree, Apple. I could never replace you! Look at you, you round, red, and hearty little thing. You’re irreplaceable. APPLE Semi Miniversary Golf playing Time! ONION Semi Miniversary Golf playing Time! COTTON CANDY Semi Miniversary Golf playing Time! And it’s Onion taking the first shot of the game. If you look closely you can see the concentration of his big brain, on his big face. FUL MEDAMES Aywa. Meen? FALAFEL Hello, Mr. Ful medames? FUL MEDAMES Eh da? Falafel? FALAFEL You know, cup of tea, is very hot... But Sun... hotter.