APPLE APPLE_SONG CHICKEN_LEG COTTON_CANDY DRAGON_FRUIT FALAFEL FRENCH_FRY HOAGIE HOT_DOG ONION ONION_APPLE_SONG ONION_SONG PIZZA ROMAINE_LETTUCE SNOW_TATER TV_VOICE APPLE Home cinema complete! Hello. TV VOICE Previously on Mount of Hunger. ROMAINE LETTUCE Snow Tater! DRAGON FRUIT My griffins are ready. Fly! ROMAINE LETTUCE Hnng! DRAGON FRUIT Is it true? Is my father-- TV VOICE The Mount of Hunger final season marathon begins... now. APPLE SONG dun/dun/dun dun dun/dun APPLE Onion! It's starting! ONION SONG dun/dun/dun dun dun/dun washing apple's sock in the sink in the sink/ washing apple's sock make it clean make it clean make it clean make it clean the sock/make it clean/ your sock is clean/ do you want any thing else to eat APPLE SONG yes, i want ketchup dun dun dun ONION APPLE SONG dun/dun/dun dun dun/dun ONION Finally, the reveal of Dragon Fruit's father. Right after a quick 72 hour marathon. Have you finished your sandwich? APPLE Yes, and that pink sauce -- ooh! I’ve moved on to the popcorn now. ONION So then what do you need the ketchup for? APPLE Oh for the -- popcorn. ONION Oopsie. Let me just clean that up for you. ONION SONG cleaning apple's sock again/ and cleaning - APPLE Onion it's that Tater Tot character -- whats-his- name, he's alive! ONION Incredible! Now that's what you call good writing. ONION Did you hear that, Bonsy? Snow Tater is still alive. Isn’t that exciting? What an excellent TV show! APPLE And now he’s buying a car! Oh that's an advert. ONION Oh, Apple. You look very handsome today, Bonsy - my lifelong friend. ONION Hello. Onion at your service. Oh. Hi, mum. What? Today? Now? Ahh! Apple! You told me my cousin’s wedding was next weekend. APPLE Yes. I passed on the message in a responsible manner. ONION It's this weekend! APPLE Yeah it's this weekend now but when she called it was next weekend. ONION What?! APPLE Your mum called on Monday and said it was on the weekend coming up, so it was the next weekend. ONION No No that's not how it works! You say this weekend when it’s this weekend, and next weekend when it’s the weekend after. APPLE That doesn’t make any sense. ONION Ohhh! I'm supposed to be doing a speech as well! A speech I haven’t prepared for! APPLE I love speeches. The thing about speeches it that…shh…pay attention to the show. SNOW TATER Because it’s a secret - and the secret of your father is... APPLE SNOW TATER ...something I’m not ready to tell. TV VOICE Mount of Hunger will be right back. APPLE ONION APPLE ONION Have you seen Bonsy's travel bag? APPLE What, are you gonna take the bonsy? ONION Of course I am. Who's gonna feed him? and trim him and tell him he’s handsome? APPLE Well me obviously. ONION I don't know Apple, It requires a lot of care and attention. APPLE Ah come on Onion, I'm gonna look after it alright, don't worry. You're not gonna take a plant to a wedding, alright? ONION Fine. APPLE ONION Ok, I'll want to know every detail of Mount Of Hunger. I wanna know who that dad is and make sure to water Bonsy. Not too much though. It shouldn't be wet, it should be moist ok? APPLE Alright Alright alright, go go go you're gonna miss the bus. ONION moist! moist! APPLE Moist. ok moist. APPLE Moist, perfectly moist there. Back to the Hunger! SNOW TATER You don’t know the truth about her father. APPLE SNOW TATER But I do. TV VOICE Mount of Hunger will return after the break. APPLE Hm. Very hungry. Onion! Shall you make me another sandwich? Oh yeah, this weekend. I make own sandwich before show come back on. APPLE Hmm hmm nope no ONION Ladies and gentleman... Haha, Cuuu-lassic speech opening. Tell me. APPLE Onion where's all the sandwich stuff? ONION Well, the bread is above the refrigerator. The turkey is inside the drawer, and the cheese is with the turkey. APPLE Ok bye. APPLE Wait. It feels like I’m forgetting something very important... APPLE Oh yeah. The pink sauce! ONION When the right two people meet, something very special happens-- What is it? APPLE How do you make that pink sauce? ONION It’s just a mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise. APPLE Really? Haha. Amazing. Argh! HOAGIE Well, what happens? What's the special thing-- when the two people meet? DRAGON FRUIT This land is mine now, Snow Tater. You can’t stop me. SNOW TATER Maybe I don’t want to stop you. Maybe there are things you don’t understand - things about your father. APPLE My favorite sock! ONION What was it? The rabbit goes around the tree or was it the tree that goes around the rabbit? Yes, Apple. APPLE How do you do laundry? ONION Put the dirty clothes in the machine on the right and close the door. Pour the detergent from the blue bottle into the compartment on top of the machine. Press on. APPLE Is that it? ONION Yes. Now you are remembering to water... APPLE I've gotta go. Mount of Hunger's about to come back on. ONION ...my Bonsy. ONION Does anyone know how to do a bowtie? APPLE Freezing. Where's my wooly hat? ONION Apple! I'm not your babysitter. You’re going to have to figure it out on your own! ONION So as I was saying, when the two right people meet, something very special happens. APPLE Hu! Not-my-babysitter-I'm-gonna-have-to-figure- it-out-on-my-own. I've figured it out! I need a different babysitter! APPLE Hotdog, d'you wanna come over and watch Mount of Hunger? HOT DOG Naw. FRENCH FRY Sorry man. PIZZA Gotta work. FALAFEL No way mate. COTTON CANDY Yeah ok. APPLE Wicked! APPLE It's open! COTTON CANDY Hey what's up. What the? Uhh…Can I move all these clothes? APPLE Yeah yeah, they go in the bedroom, just make sure they're folded. APPLE Oh Cotton Candy. The left socks go in the top drawer and the right ones go in the bottom drawer. APPLE Holy Moly! Amazing. COTTON CANDY What? What did I miss? Is it the father? APPLE No, no not yet, but one of the griffins just crashed into that massive wall. COTTON CANDY Ugh. I can’t believe I missed that! Ooo, I feel pretty hungry. APPLE Ah me too! What were you thinking of making us? Onion usually makes these wicked turkey sandwiches. APPLE goodness grapefruit!! They just found someone... a lady... COTTON CANDY Ugh! I'm missing it again! APPLE Haha, they found what’s-his-name, in that place, where err thingybob lives. APPLE Oh. You forgot the pink sauce. It's just ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together... please. COTTON CANDY Pink sauce, pink sauce, pink sa — Wait a minute. I came over here to watch the show, not be your butler. APPLE Ah. Butler. I prefer that to babysitter. Makes me sound more important and less like a baby. COTTON CANDY Mhm mhm. I'm not doing anything else. No sir. You can do all your own chores. APPLE But then I'll miss the show and I won't find out who Dragon Fruit's dad is. Please Cotton Candy please, please. COTTON CANDY No way. APPLE Aw come on, I'll give you ten dollars. COTTON CANDY No. APPLE Twenty. COTTON CANDY No. APPLE Thirty. COTTON CANDY Noo. APPLE Forty. COTTON CANDY Nooo. APPLE Fifty. COTTON CANDY Nooooo.. APPLE Hundred!! COTTON CANDY Deal! APPLE Okay, I'll start saving up as the show's finished. COTTON CANDY Ugh! COTTON CANDY Okay. Pick up your feet. Eat this. Come on now. Okay, I'm gonna go and watch the show at my place - I recorded it. Just gonna take out the trash, and this old dead plant. APPLE Ok bye Cotton Candy. ROMAINE LETTUCE This tree represents our ancestors. The leaves are their stories. The tree can't be broken when the roots are strong and the soil is moist. APPLE Haha, like Onion's plant. Onion's plant! COTTON CANDY Just gonna take out the trash - and this old dead plant. Plant. Plant. Plant. Plant. APPLE Hello. Nothing's wrong. ONION Hey, just calling to say the party's wrapping up and I'll be coming home soon. What did you mean "nothing's wrong?" Is my plant-- APPLE How was the wedding? Tell me everything, from the very beginning! ONION Oh well it's been great. First, on the bus ride I was- APPLE SNOW TATER Because I know who your father is, and I'm ready to tell you. APPLE Ah! The father! DRAGON FRUIT Right now? So who is he? SNOW TATER Oh, I'll tell you. APPLE Tell her! Tell her! APPLE ugh! The bonsy!! SNOW TATER And now I'm going to tell you. APPLE Ahh you’re taking too long, man! Hm. bonsyyyyyy! APPLE Disgusting! Disgusting, again! How's my driving? APPLE Too fast! You have to stop. CHICKEN LEG Sorry. I only stop for red lights. APPLE rrrr! argh. ONION Hi Apple I took the early bus home. I was too excited to hear about the show and see my-- APPLE Yes. Yes. Wonderful. Take your time and make sure the bus goes nice and slow. Ahh! APPLE How i learn how bring plant back to life. Convenient! ONION Wow, everything looks great. Good job looking after this place. Now, I See that your hands are behind your back and it’s making me a little nervous so please show me Bonsy. ONION Bonsyyyyyyyy! Haha. I'm sorry I doubted you, Apple. So, tell me, who was Dragon Fruit's father? APPLE Oh, I never found out. I missed it cause I was chasing a garbage truck. ONION Why. APPLE I almost killed your plant and it got thrown away in the rubbish so I chased it, went to Plant University, and then nursed it back to life. I'm a plant doctor now. ONION How did you pay tuition? APPLE I just wrote my name as Falafel. FALAFEL What is Plant University?! Nine thousand dollar?! ONION Boy am I glad someone recorded the show. COTTON CANDY And I'm glad someone volunteered to make the snacks. APPLE Did I miss it? COTTON CANDY We paused it. APPLE Onion, why can't we pause our tv? ONION We can, Apple. SNOW TATER Dragon Fruit, your father....is me. ONION Ah! COTTON CANDY Ah, come on! APPLE Wicked.