APPLE APPLE_ONION APPLE_ONION_SONG APPLE_SONG BG_VOCALS_SONG CROWD FALAFEL GRAPE_SODA HERBAL_TEA LIL_NOODLE LIL_NOODLE_SONG ONION ONION_SONG PASSERBY PATTY YOUNG_LIL_NOODLE LIL NOODLE sup. this is lil noodle. i stubbed my toe this morning, but ain’t nothing gonna stop me from doing my business. y’all ready for my new track? APPLE ONION we’re ready. LIL NOODLE SONG we soarin’ as we fly. BG VOCALS SONG fly fly fly. LIL NOODLE SONG don’t think i’ve ever reached this high. BG VOCALS SONG high, high, high. LIL NOODLE SONG as days and nights they pass me by, APPLE hahahaaa ow… ONION ouuuuuch… APPLE haha, lil noodle’s got a wicked style, man! ONION yeah, i know! APPLE shall we do a wicked style as well? ONION yeeeaaahhh! ONION my one’s a skyscraper! aaaaw, earthquake! APPLE haha, wicked! my one’s a lightning bolt. APPLE what’d you think? ONION it’s wicked. APPLE shall we go outside and sing the wicked style song now? ONION what’s the wicked style song? APPLE ONION APPLE ONION SONG wicked style, wicked style. cominwida wicked style, wicked style uh! wicked style, wicked style, cominwida wicked style, wicked style, ah! wicked style, wicked style, cominwida- PATTY wicked style! APPLE ONION brah! APPLE ONION SONG wicked style, wicked style. cominwida - FALAFEL very good style! APPLE ONION bada-ding-ding! APPLE ONION SONG wicked style, wicked style. cominwida wicked style, wicked style uh! APPLE ONION ah! lil noodle! LIL NOODLE wassup, fellas. ONION why are you here? and why are you talking to us? LIL NOODLE i’m shooting my music video here for my new track next month so i was scoping the scene. when i saw you two just now, i had to stop. you two- are totally legit. ONION he’s driving backwards LIL NOODLE i want y’all two to be in my music video. but- come exactly as you are now. don’t change in any way whatsoever. you’re truly legit. ow! LIL NOODLE sorry! PASSERBY no problem! ONION i can’t believe our current singer slash rap hero wants us to be in his music video! APPLE we’re gonna be in his music video! ONION were you not listening? APPLE oh, i didn’t understand anything he said. ONION yeah, he told us we were legit! APPLE ONION leeeeeeee-git!! APPLE what’s legit? ONION true. ONION one dictionary please. ONION legit: abbreviation of legitimate, born to two parents who are lawf- oh wait, there’s another definition. ONION legit: slang term used to describe something or someone genuine. or, something of particularly excellent quality. APPLE haha. we’d like to return this dictionary please HERBAL TEA when you guys gonna stop comin’ in here every time you need a definition? this is farcical! APPLE what’s farcial? ONION one dictionary please. HERBAL TEA APPLE haha, farcial. APPLE onion, a bit of your hair just moved out of place! lil noodle said not to change a thing! ONION calm down, man! APPLE no, too risky. we have to get it done professionally. ONION oh, thank you, yes, it’s very nice. ONION it’s very terrible! what am i gonna do? my hair is completely different and definitely not legit anymore! APPLE don’t worry we can just go home and brush it up once again! we got a whole month for it to grow back, anyway. ONION apple, is there a bird that has landed in my hair and has now settled in? APPLE yeah. ONION well can you please get it out? APPLE leave, leave! go away!! ONION then just pick it up! APPLE ow! it’s very ferocious! i know, i’ll lure it out! APPLE what about food? mmm, delicious! aaaaahh!! ONION i’ll never be legit again. APPLE i hate worms. they’re my natural predator. ONION natural predator… ONION i’ll have one- HERBAL TEA not another dictionary. ONION bird book, please. ONION aha! the natural predator of the sparrow is the owl. APPLE refund please. ONION okay apple, do an owl call. APPLE what! what! ONION wrong question. APPLE who! who! APPLE ONION APPLE well that’s that, then. APPLE okay now brush your hair upwards again. ONION right. APPLE there’s an egg! ONION what!? that sparrow must’ve been a mum! take it out! APPLE we can’t take it out! it has no mum, it won’t survive! ONION what are we gonna do now? LIL NOODLE ay ay, just a reminder, i’m shooting a dope new music video in two weeks! it’s gonna be hotter than ramen cause i got these two truly legit dudes who are gonne be in it- apple and oniooooon!! LIL NOODLE ow! my other toe! APPLE two weeks! wait, how long does it take for a baby sparrow to hatch and fledge its nest? ONION to the book store! ONION i thought we returned that. APPLE no, he didn’t let us because i went-two weeks to hatch and two weeks to fledge. ONION so, let’s presume the sparrow laid its egg as soon as it arrived which was exactly two weeks ago… it should hatch any day now! APPLE so we will nuture this baby with love. ONION and it might just fly away before the music video. APPLE ONION leeeee-git! ONION What are you doing here APPLE I'me incubating APPLE INCUBATION. ONION APPLE APPLE okay little bird, it’s time to say goodbye to us and have fun being an adult now. ONION i’ve packed your teddy and blankets. make sure you call us every day ok? APPLE ONION fly! fly! fly! LIL NOODLE ay yo i’m so pumped y’all. we about to start shooting right now! ay…are apple and onion here yet? ONION we’re just going to have to tell lil noodle we’re not comin- APPLE ssssshhhhh …oops, sorry but i have got an idea. CROWD LIL NOODLE where apple and onion at?! APPLE we’re right here! LIL NOODLE it’s about time! now wait a minute..hmm, there’s something different about you. ONION what? haha... no. no. we are exactly as legit as we were when you spotted us. LIL NOODLE hmmmmm... ONION LIL NOODLE alright. anyway, there’s no time! we gotta start shooting now. i need you to do what you were doing when i saw you, okay, that exact same walk. alright let’s roll. action! LIL NOODLE SONG we soarin’ as we fly. APPLE SONG fly fly fly. ONION SONG LIL NOODLE SONG don’t think i’ve ever reached this high. LIL NOODLE huh? cut! that is not the same walk, onion. where’s that legit vibe you guys had going on? ONION perhaps it has become too legit? LIL NOODLE aw man you look stiff. i think it’s because you aren’t swaying your head like you did the first time. let’s start from the top. action! LIL NOODLE SONG we soarin’ as we fly. APPLE SONG fly fly-. LIL NOODLE what? cut! not only were y’all late, you’re not doing it like you were before. i told you not to change a thing! GRAPE SODA we’re losing light, lil noodle. we gotta get the shot right now. on this take! APPLE LIL NOODLE yo, if you can’t do it right this time- you’re out! i’ll do the last take alone. action! LIL NOODLE SONG we soarin’ as we fly. APPLE SONG fly fly fly. LIL NOODLE SONG don’t think i’ve ever reached this high. ONION APPLE SONG high high high. LIL NOODLE SONG as days- ONION LIL NOODLE ah! APPLE CROWD LIL NOODLE i was totally wrong about you two being legit. you’re out of the video. APPLE ONION LIL NOODLE ONION well, guess what? you’re right! i’m not legit. i’m not a legit person, okay? i’m a person with a bird living in his head. LIL NOODLE ONION sorry for ruining your video. APPLE ONION SONG wicked style, wicked style. cominwida wicked style, wicked style - LIL NOODLE wait up. APPLE ONION huh?   LIL NOODLE you got a baby bird living in your head? you could’ve just booted it out, but you didn’t. you kept it in there. APPLE cause we had to take care of it. LIL NOODLE that act was genuine, something of particularly excellent quality. legit. APPLE ONION SONG LIL NOODLE ya know, you guys taking care of this lil friend, makes me think back to when i was tiny lil noodle YOUNG LIL NOODLE you're all alone with no mom! LIL NOODLE i took care of a friend too. YOUNG LIL NOODLE eat up atreyu! LIL NOODLE then i got into the rap game. LIL NOODLE you can't live on my head no more. i'm sorry. goodbye. LIL NOODLE ay you did right by the bird. and i think the lil guy appreciates it. APPLE you know you can get a refund for that dictionary. just don’t go – LIL NOODLE ay roll on this! LIL NOODLE SONG  we soarin’ as we fly. APPLE ONION SONG  fly fly fly. LIL NOODLE SONG  don’t think i’ve ever reached this high. APPLE ONION SONG  high, high, high. LIL NOODLE SONG  as days and nights they pass me byyy i’m flying hiiigh.. APPLE ONION SONG  can touch the sky! LIL NOODLE can touch the sky! LIL NOODLE yeah, baby ONION i believe in you. LIL NOODLE we about to take off! uhhh! ONION you can do it, little bird. that must be the mum! APPLE sorry about the owl thing! LIL NOODLE SONG here we go. we're flying LIL NOODLE SONG it’s lil noodle and i’m all up in the clouds, taking off- LIL NOODLE atreyu! LIL NOODLE SONG tryna make my mama proud LIL NOODLE i missed you old friend! LIL NOODLE SONG first class, got a seast in the clouds. back when i was a kid i would just eat in the clouds LIL NOODLE yo this is the best video i've made to date... and definitely the most legit. thanks apple and onion. PAGE