APPLE APPLE_ONION APPLE_ONION_BURGER_FALAFEL_ALL_SONG APPLE_ONION_SONG BURGER BURGER_SONG COTTON_CANDY COTTON_CANDY_SONG FALAFEL FALAFEL_SONG FRENCH_FRY FRENCH_FRY_SONG HOT_DOG HOT_DOG_SONG KERNEL KERNEL_SONG ONION PATTY PATTY_SONG PIZZA PIZZAS_MOM TV_VOICE APPLE invitations ready! ONION invitations ready! APPLE come to our karaoke party tonight. BURGER ooooooh, sounds fun. HOT DOG what time? ONION seven pm. the greatest and most appropriate time to start a party COTTON CANDY seven pm’s very respectable. FRENCH FRY where is the party? APPLE at our place. we’ve got a new karaoke machine. FALAFEL yes, i know. i hear you singing all week. PATTY why should i come to this party? APPLE because the highlight will beeeee... APPLE ONION all of us singing that “here we are now” song together BURGER ooooooooooooooooooo!! HOT DOG ooooooooooooooooooo!! FRENCH FRY ooooooooooooooooooo!! COTTON CANDY ooooooooooooooooooo!! FALAFEL ooooooooooooooooooo!! PATTY ooooooooooooooooooo!! APPLE ONION BURGER FALAFEL ALL SONG here we are now you and i together and we sing with all our hearts cos the sun won’t shine forever PIZZA did you guys just all imagine singing a song together at a party? ONION it’s all on the invite. APPLE of which you have received the last. PIZZA terrific! hey, ma! we got invited to apple and onion’s karaoke party! PIZZAS MOM ah! terrific. KERNEL where’s my sundae with perfectly square nuts?! PIZZA here you are kernel KERNEL hmm. there’s a nut that’s not a perfectly cut square! this one’s a trapezoid! PIZZA it won’t happen again! ONION that person sure seems very alone. APPLE i was alone once. it was horrible. do you remember that? ONION no, apple. i don’t. i wasn’t there. you were alone. APPLE what are you looking at? KERNEL none of your business! APPLE we just wondered if you wanted to come to our party at seven o’clock tonight. ONION we’re out of invitations but i’ll quickly do another one for you. KERNEL party?! APPLE ONION very sorry to disturb you sir. KERNEL well, maybe i can. KERNEL where’s my check?! PIZZA kernel sir! KERNEL see you at your party ONION why are we face-palming? PIZZA because you just invited the kernel to your party and he has a horrendous temper. legend has it, that if you get him angry, he turns red stem starts coming out of his head, he begins to sizzle no one knows what happens next, because no one’s ever been crazy enough to let his anger go all the way. APPLE ok so we just own’t make him angry. when was the last time we made anyone angry anyway? FALAFEL last wednesday. six pm. me. ONION what did we do last wednesday? FALAFEL you did the switchy my shampoo for mustard. APPLE oh, yeah. FALAFEL APPLE there. finished setting up for party. ONION don’t we need decorations? APPLE we will decorate with our singing. ONION what about snacks? APPLE we will eat singing. ONION drinks? APPLE oh, i just thought we could do tap water for that. ONION oh, what about down? APPLE good idea. KERNEL uh, i’m here for the party. ONION but it’s not for another six hours. KERNEL as i always say, if you’re not six hours early, you’re late. ONION well, i hope you brought your singing voice along with that newspaper because- KERNEL singing?! did you just say singing?! i hate singing. are you telling me there’s gonna be singing at this party?! PIZZA steam starts coming out of his head. he begins to sizzle. ONION no. no! absolutely no singing at this party whatsoever! APPLE but there is sing- ONION bathroom meeting. APPLE we have to just tell him there’s gonna be singing. ONION no! pizza said, very specifically, not to make him angry. argh! we have to get him to leave. APPLE by telling him about the singing. ONION noo... by making it so unpleasant here that he decides to leave of his own accord. APPLE/ ok, implement operation: get the kernel to ONION leave our house plan time APPLE this is how we watch tv! it’s always this loud in here. all the time. all day long! ONION yes. we love it loud! if it’s too loud i suppose you’ll just have to leave! it’s the only solution! KERNEL wha-what’s that? i had my hearing aid turned down. TV VOICE welcome to the quiet library sounds, six-hour block. KERNEL ah! i love this show. APPLE try something else. ONION try something else. APPLE oh no! a skunk has escaped into our house. ONION yes, it will probably be too stinky in here for you to stay kernel. KERNEL i don’t care. i lost my sense of smell years ago. APPLE i can’t smell anything. ONION apple, that’s not a skunk. that’s a badger. APPLE oh. badgers are aggressive, aren’t they? ONION badger: nature’s boomerang KERNEL uh, isn’t it about time you start prepping for the party? i’m not one to stick around for a- poorly, planned, party. APPLE another idea. ONION another idea. ONION we do usually have poorly planned parties. KERNEL oh, this is ridiculous. i’ve got to do everything around here. APPLE completely failed ONION completely failed APPLE this is going to be a disaster. i wish this party was already over. ONION wait. what if it was already over. what if we have a party for kernel at seven o’clock, be done quickly and send him home. we’ll tell everyone else the real party starts at eight! APPLE oh.... ONION mobile phone, text karaoke group that party start time has changed from seven to eight. sneaky face emoji. KERNEL well, what are you waiting for? commence party preparation! ONION let’s start the party? KERNEL no! we wait in silence until the guests have arrived. ONION oh no! everyone just canceled at the same time. we’ll just have to party without them. APPLE let’s start the fun and games so we can make sure this party ends- KERNEL hm? APPLE -sssss up being a good party! KERNEL ugh. fine. commence fun and games. APPLE fun and games! ONION fun and games! APPLE finished! ONION finished! APPLE food time! ONION food time! ONION our friends will be here any minute. APPLE ech! snacks done. party over. KERNEL but i’m not done with my potato... ONION it sure was great! ONION AH! KERNEL i’ll get it. KERNEL well, it’s about time you showed up. FRENCH FRY what are you talking about, onion told us it was eight- APPLE yes. yes. of course. the important thing is you’re here now for this extremely fun, no singing party. KERNEL everyone sit in your seats already! you’re all late! PATTY i told you we should have eaten before we came. FALAFEL but this food is free. HOT DOG so umm... when are we gonna... karaoke? KERNEL huh? ONION carry an oak tree? that’s a very funny joke. we don’t have an oak tree! good one hot dog. COTTON CANDY here it is! let’s get this party started! KERNEL youuuu! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! no! KERNEL no! no singing! there is no singing at this party! if that’s what you want to do, you can all leave! HOT DOG hey, hey man. chill out. KERNEL rrrgggghhh ONION wait! no one is leaving! BURGER ok. APPLE yeah it’s time for karaoke. KERNEL what? karaoke? i thought i told you two- ONION yes. you did tell us that you hate singing, but you know who doesn’t? me! APPLE and onion! oh, i thought you were gonna say apple. KERNEL no, singing! APPLE ONION SONG we’re ready for whatever you’ve got! KERNEL nnnnghhh aaaaaaggh gaahh! APPLE kernel? KERNEL i... i feel different, i feel lighter... something’s changed... my anger... it’s gone. i’m so sorry everybody. APPLE why does singing make you so angry anyway? KERNEL when i was a baby i loved to sing. i did it all the time. but when i tried to show my friends at school, they laughed and laughed and bullied me. from that point on, i vowed to never show anyone what was in my heart again, so no one could hurt me. i just hid in my shell. it got harder and harder. APPLE we’re very sorry kernel that people laughed at you for doing what you loved. FRENCH FRY yeah, you know what? i have no idea what people think of my poetry but i don’t think i’m gonna let that stop me. BURGER and people tell me not to eat twice as much as my body requires but i don’t let that stop me. i just jog so i can eat whatever i want. HOT DOG i’ve never seen this guy jog. ONION so, kernel... are you ready to change your life. life life KERNEL SONG to myself on my own keep it hidden, keep it cold i had locked it up and shut it in the hushed unknown APPLE ONION SONG came the morning came the light came your shell off what a sight KERNEL SONG we watched in amazement face to face and for the first time APPLE ONION SONG here we are now you and i together KERNEL SONG and we sing with all our hearts HOT DOG SONG cos the sun won’t shine forever BURGER SONG cos the sun won’t shine forever FRENCH FRY SONG here we are now COTTON CANDY SONG you and i together FALAFEL SONG and we sing with every ounce of strength PATTY SONG til the night comes takes the rest