APPLE APPLE_ONION_SONG BURGER COTTON_CANDY CROWD DRY_OATMEAL FALAFEL FRENCH_FRY HOAGIE ICE_CREAM ICE_CREAM_MAN KID_1 ONION PIZZA PIZZAS_MOM ROBED_CROWD STREET_DOG WALLA APPLE ONION SONG we’re gonna sit in our seat and now we wanna eat. let's look at the menu and we'll eat in our seat. APPLE what about a quarter-pound burger? ONION a quarter pound burger is four dollars and we’ve got...one...two... APPLE three dollars! so we can get...three quarters of a quarter pound burger! ONION let’s close our menu so pizza knows we’re ready to order. APPLE because of the rules of society PIZZA alright everyone, it’s that time again! as per usual, you will collectively decide who will be this week’s mfp, most fun person. not to be confused with mfp, my favorite pizza, which would be my mom. PIZZAS MOM hahahaha! PIZZA okay. the picture that gets the loudest applause will win and the winner will get to stand on the podium. CROWD oooooooooooo. PIZZA okay, number one. applaud if you’d like strawberry milkshake to win. CROWD PIZZA just great. number two, ice cream! PIZZA now, that’s what you call catching air. right? is that called “catching air?” ICE CREAM yeah, it’s called ‘catching air’, old man. PIZZA i’m gonna stop letting you into this place. and number three, dry oatmeal! BURGER boooo! DRY OATMEAL i was actually having a very fun dream in this picture. PIZZA what was the dream? DRY OATMEAL i dreamt i took a picture of myself having dream. PIZZA and finally, picture number four, cotton candy! PIZZA oh! we have a winner! cotton candy is this week’s mfp, most fun person! COTTON CANDY thank you very much! PIZZA here’s your oven fuel, ma! PIZZAS MOM CROWD cotton candy! cotton candy! cotton candy! CROWD apple! onion! apple! onion! apple! onion! PIZZA apple! onion! apple! onion! what can i get you guys? i noticed your menu was closed. ONION we’ll have one mfp award please. PIZZA oh, look at that. you think you’re fun enough? APPLE we are. onion is so fun; i sometimes call him “fun-ion.” ONION and then i usually thank him afterwards, but in a really fun way. PIZZA oh! well, bring in a photo next week to prove how fun you are and maybe you can win. ONION we’re going to become the mfp – most fun person. APPLE -zzuh. ONION what? APPLE i was making it plural. personzzuh. ONION then wouldn’t that be people? APPLE oh yeah! peoplezzuh. PIZZA well, you guys-zuh... ready to order yet? APPLE yes, can we have three quarters of a quarter pound burger? ONION to go please. APPLE ONION SONG APPLE ok, time to have fun! ONION like we usually do in an impromptu and natural way. APPLE what about organic as well? ONION yes organic too. ICE CREAM MAN here ya go! KID 1 ice cream, yay! APPLE fun! ONION fun! ICE CREAM MAN that’ll be one dollar please. APPLE what about a third of three quarters of a quarter pound burger? can we pay with that? STREET DOG oh. APPLE fun! ONION fun! HOAGIE my superiors are going to be so proud APPLE hahaha! fun! ONION hahaha! fun! HOAGIE hey, that’s my bag! my superiors are not going be proud of me anymore. ONION we are definitely going to be the next mfp, most fun people. APPLE -zzuh. ONION you know you don’t need to add an ‘s’ to people it’s already plural. now let’s look at the pictures! wait a minute. APPLE wait a minute. APPLE we were having so much fun we forgot to take ONION pictures! APPLE oh my groceries! ONION we can’t win mfp unless we have a picture to prove it! APPLE yes, we need proof... fun proof. like sun roof. ONION what are you gonna do with that p? APPLE peeeeeeeeeeeeee! ONION hahahahahaha! ok stop. we need to get serious about having fun. APPLE yes. APPLE same thing as last time, but this time we take a picture. ONION yes, we’re gonna have fun retroactively. i’ll just delete that one. ICE CREAM MAN here ya go. have an ice cream. APPLE i’m very, very sorry but you need to fall...over! STREET DOG what are ya doin?! WALLA come on! move it man! get out of the way! ONION quick do it again! STREET DOG HOAGIE not this time, you filthy bag-stealers! HOAGIE and it was my day again. APPLE we didn’t have fun radioactively. ONION retroactively. APPLE what if we’ve forgotten how to have fun?! ONION never, we’re apple and fun-ion! APPLE can i be fun-ple? ONION listen fun-ple, it’s not that we’ve forgotton how to have fun. it’s just that what we were doing wasn’t fun enough. we just need to get more extreme if we want to be mfp – most fun people. APPLE -llllluh. ONION what? APPLE most fun peopllluh. you said no s. ONION four days left until contest! APPLE extreme fun preperation time. ONION extreme fun preperation – complete. FALAFEL wait. i haven’t been to the toilet for four days. or eaten. i’m gonna die! APPLE i’m so very tired, onion. ONION but it’s worth it, because once we get this extreme fun photo of us, we’ll be mfp and adored by the masses. APPLE go! ONION go! APPLE we’ll never be mfp – most fun people! APPLE lluh. ONION lluh PIZZA apple and onion are this week’s mbp! most boring people! APPLE -lluh. ROBED CROWD lame. lame. lame. lame. lame. lame. APPLE who are we anymore? APPLE we’ll never be like those fun people up there. ONION haha, now it looks like those new people are having fun. which gives me an idea. APPLE we’re going to chop off our heads? ONION no, no, no, no. we fake it. APPLE we’re gonna chop off our heads? APPLE we cheat and lie. ONION we cheat and lie yes. APPLE ONION SONG we’re sneaking, we’re sneaking we’re lying, we’re lying to get up on that podium. by sneaking, by sneaking. by lying, by lying. we’re trying, we’re trying. to be the m.f.p we’re sneaking, we’re sneaking we’re lying, we’re lying we’re trying, we’re trying to get up on that podium. by sneaking, by sneaking. by lying, by lying. we’re trying, we’re trying to be the m.f.p ONION now let’s quickly get some sleep before morning. FALAFEL i got new alarm clock. it’s organic. FALAFEL by the way you guys gonna clean up that roller coaster? there is big traffic jam. WALLA PIZZA alright everyone, time for the oven-fuel gathering, i mean, time for another mfp – most fun person contest! CROWD ooooooooooo. PIZZA number one. cotton candy! PIZZA number two. cherry soda! CROWD PIZZA number three. dry oatmeal! CROWD DRY OATMEAL redeemed. PIZZA and our last entry... number four, apple and onioooooon! PIZZA wait a minute! PIZZA is that jupiter? i thought you couldn’t see jupiter with the naked eye. FRENCH FRY yeah and how can there be a rainbow at night? DRY OATMEAL and how come that dolphin is lit up from the left while you guys are lit up from the right? PIZZA this photo is a fake! COTTON CANDY you didn’t! PIZZA don’t you dare step on that podium! the mfp is about fun and love and laughter- PIZZAS MOM and oven fuel. PIZZA not fonts and filters and fakery! dry oatmeal, this belongs to you. DRY OATMEAL CROWD APPLE lame. lame. lame. ONION lame. lame. lame. CROWD APPLE ONION SONG we’re done... ...with... ...fun. we’re done with fun. rhyming’s not even fun anymore. we may as well lay on the floor. i wish we could go back to how it was before. life has become such a joyless bore. it all started when we wanted fun proof. lalalala - oooo and you said it rhymed with sun roof. and you did that thing with the letters above your head. and then the rooster stopped you from going to bed. but before we built a roller coaster. until we saw that billboard poster. that roller coaster was quite a large under- taking. we got a bit sneaky and we did some picture faking. remember the dolphin that was lit up from the right. almost as funny as rainbows that appear during the night. APPLE hey, wait! we’re having fun! quick let’s take a photo! only joking! we don’t need to prove that we’re fun so we can get clapped at be everyone. we just need to have fun. that’s the fun bit! ONION that was our mobile phone, though. APPLE hey remember when we bought an ice cream with a third of three quarters of a quarter pound burger? ONION yes, just let me sleep now. ONION dispose of it falafel!