ANNOUNCER APPLE APPLE_ONION_SONG APPLE_SONG BURGER BURGER_SONG COTTON COTTON_CANDY COTTON_CANDY_SONG COTTON_SONG FALAFEL FRENCH_FRY FRENCH_FRY_SONG HOTDOG HOT_DOG HOT_DOG_SONG ONION ONION_SONG HOTDOG for my profile picture, this one or this one? FRENCH FRY i like that one. COTTON ugh, they’re both the same! HOT DOG SONG hot dog APPLE ONION SONG she’s got ketchup up high she’s called- FRENCH FRY SONG french fry! ONION SONG she’s fine APPLE SONG and dandy, COTTON SONG they call me cotton candy APPLE ONION SONG he’s proud of his curvature his name is- his name is- ONION ruined. APPLE where the heck’s burger? HOT DOG if i know burger, he’s probably at home watching that boring card game on tv that he loves. is that olives? APPLE ow. COTTON FRENCH FRY come to think of it, we haven’t seen burger since we went to his place last weekend to jump on his trampoline. ONION did you just say... APPLE tramp- ONION -o- APPLE liiiiiiine? ONION liiiiiiine? FRENCH FRY yeah. it’s so fun! ONION where are my feet? ONION hey! hey! what have i told you about day dreaming in front of us? APPLE it’s creepy. ONION it’s creepy. APPLE now, let’s go toooooooo burger’s house! APPLE ONION SONG burger’s trampoline burger’s trampoline gonna be so fun when we jump on dat ting burger’s trampoline burger’s trampoline gonna fly real high like a bouncing machine bounce bounce gonna make us bounce bounce we’re gonna bounce all day on burger’s trampoline! APPLE destination reached. what? why the heck didn’t we get off here one stop after we got on? APPLE ‘cause the song was too long. APPLE ONION SONG ah, truth-uth-uth-uth... burger’s trampoline burger’s trampoline gonna be so fun when we- BURGER apple! onion! what are you doing here? APPLE hello, burger. we were just wondering- BURGER wait. you came to watch ‘guess the card’ with me didn’t you? this is awesome! the game’s about to start. come on in! ANNOUNCER hello, and welcome to the grand national championship of- ANNOUNCER guess. the. card. ANNOUNCER it’s anyone’s guess who will walk away… with the coveted championship rosette. BURGER i love that rosette!! ANNOUNCER a cautious start here for the current champ. BURGER for sure that guy’s got a good hand! ONION he probably has two of them. ANNOUNCER birthday cake’s going to guess salami’s card! oh. no. looks like she’s changed her mind. BURGER no way! do you believe this?! ANNOUNCER wait wait wait, i think something is. heh, is actually ... no nevermind... uh, i haven’t seen tension like this since… tortilla in 1982. let me tell you all about it… ANNOUNCER riveting stuff here. good thing it’s time to take a quick commercial break because my heart’s going a mile a minute! BURGER whew! what a game. ok, who’s hungry? i’m gonna fix up some special snacks. fake friends. BURGER you know, the only thing better than watching guess the card on tv, is watching it with real friends. ONION this is gonna take- forevaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh... APPLE aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh... I’m cold ONION aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...I’m cold APPLE let’s just tell him we want to use his trampoline. ONION apple, he thinks we came to hang out with him. we can’t just ask to go on his trampoline now. it would be rude! APPLE if only he would just invite us to jump on it himself. ONION that’s it! he has to invite us on it himself! APPLE hooooow? ONION we incept the idea into his head. APPLE what’s incept? ONION it’s when you make someone think your idea is their idea. let’s pretend this, is an idea. now, i’m going to put my idea into your head, and you’re gonna think it’s your idea. inception. APPLE you know what we should do? we should make burger think jumping on the trampoline is his idea. we should incept him. hey, what’s this? you just incepted me didn’t you onion? APPLE inceeeepptiooon. ONION inceeeepptiooon BURGER hey you guys are gonna love these! APPLE hehehe... ONION hehehe BURGER i made them with even more love than usual. cause you two, are the best. ONION my favorite,spongy bread.apple, don’t you love spongy bread? APPLE what? oh! APPLE inceeeeptiiiooon. ONION inceeeeptiiiooon APPLE i sure do love spongy bread. it’s almost springy. isn’t it springy burger? look. APPLE boing boing boing boing boing. ONION boing boing boing boing boing. BURGER haha. BURGER well, nothing but the spongiest, springiest, bounciest bread for my best friends. i’m gonna call you guys my best friends from now on. APPLE inception! ONION oh wow, my legs are really stiff. ow! ow! it must be from all the sitting here without moving...for so long... on this couch... this one couch... and we all never move... just completely stationary. APPLE look how numb my legs are. BURGER woah, woah guys! this is totally my bad. we need to move around, do something more... active. i know just the thing. BURGER how you guys doing? you need fresh towels? ONION thanks burger, you really are taking great care of us. APPLE oh, i didn’t even notice what a lovely day it is today. ONION oh my, yes. i can’t remember the last time it was quite so perfectly lovely outside. BURGER it is a pretty nice day, isn’t it? i’ve got an idea! BURGER wait a minute. how rude of me not to offer you guys cold drinks. ONION you truly are the host with the most, burger. a super-host. APPLE super-host. APPLE ok, so i’ve got a 2-step plan to get us on burger’s trampoline. you know how you said that burger was a super host? ONION yes? APPLE step one of the plan is to use his super-hosting to tire him out. APPLE these drinks are lovely burger, but they’re a bit warm now because of how long we were in the bathroom. have you got any ice? BURGER of course! ONION we normally prefer hand crushed ice. BURGER you got it! ONION hmmmmmmmm my throat is so wet from all this drinking that i think it needs some drying up. toast would be delightful right now! BURGER i like your style onion! APPLE homemade bread please. BURGER APPLE it’s very cold isn’t it? BURGER APPLE now shall we have a barbeque? BURGER fresh coal? APPLE fresh coal. ONION fresh coal. BURGER APPLE and when step one: tire him out is complete... APPLE we move on to step two. i’ll just need something to write on. thank you. now, what shall i write on... APPLE you’ve really gone all-out for us today burger. we think you deserve a break. ONION which is quite a coincidence because look what we have for you! BURGER you guys got me a spa day voucher?! oh, this expires today... in fifteen minutes! wow, that’s oddly specific. what a pretty card by the way. ONION off you go then. can’t be late. APPLE and take your time to make sure you get our money’s worth! BURGER you know something? you guys are the only people who came to actually hang out with me. not like my other so-called-friends. all they ever did was use me for my trampoline. not you though. you two are the best. i’ll see you soon! mi casa es su casa! ONION this doesn’t... APPLE feel fun... ONION at all. APPLE maybe this... ONION trampoline... APPLE is broken. ONION no. it’s us that’s... APPLE broken. ONION if burger had a picture of us, he should... APPLE turn it over just like the other picture. if only there was a way... ONION to make this right. ONION where did you get that energy efficient one from? ow. BURGER man, that spa was brutual. hello? apple, onion? APPLE we’re outside! ONION we’re outside! BURGER well, if it isn’t the fake friends, back again. well, what are you waiting for? go ahead, what do i care? use me for my trampoline once again! HOT DOG burger wait! we’re not here to use you for your trampoline. we’re here to use your trampoline... for you. BURGER FRENCH FRY apple and onion called us. we totally didn’t realize how you felt. COTTON yeah, we completely ignored what you wanted. sorry dude. BURGER you know? i’ve never actually been able to play guess the card before. never had enough people. HOT DOG you got us now, man. BURGER eight of clubs. two of diamonds. card with the rules on it. king of clubs. four of spades. ONION and another coveted championship rosette what do you think burger? shall we go another fifty more rounds? BURGER you know? i think i have a better idea. APPLE ONION SONG our friends are here and soon we’ll hear their names be called one and all. he’s shaped like a log and his name is- HOT DOG SONG hot dog APPLE ONION SONG she’s got ketchup up high she’s called- FRENCH FRY SONG french fry! APPLE ONION SONG she’s fine and dandy, COTTON CANDY SONG they call me cotton candy APPLE ONION SONG he’s proud of his curvature his name is- BURGER SONG burger! APPLE you’re all my best friends. ONION you’re all my best friends. HOT DOG you’re all my best friends. FRENCH FRY you’re all my best friends. COTTON CANDY you’re all my best friends. BURGER you’re all my best friends. BURGER i do love my curvature... hey, apple and onion. that spa voucher thing- you bought that for me just to get me out of the house long enough to get these guys over and set up the guess the card game? ONION well actually no, we initially also came over just to use you for your trampoline also. APPLE we were bad. BURGER that actually explains a lot. BURGER ah! ow! what kind of treatment is this exactly?! FALAFEL i told you, it is water pressure therapy!