BENNY COMPUTER_VOICE COODER DAMIAN KAYCE KICKBLAST KLAXXON LAYLEN REVERB SCREEMPLAY TENEBROUS THRASH COODER Woohoo! Ha ha ha! KAYCE Woohoo! Ha ha ha! BENNY Woohoo! Ha ha ha! LAYLEN Woohoo! Ha ha ha! COMPUTER VOICE "Mp4orce beyond real has a new high score”. COODER Laylen! Kayce! Benny! Awesome win, guys! LAYLEN You too, Cooder! We own this game! BENNY Hold up guys, check this out. LAYLEN Eh? BENNY What's up? COODER What's the...? KAYCE What's goin' on? KLAXXON This is Klaxxon speaking. LAYLEN It's the game guardian from Mp4orce! KLAXXON Players - We haven't much time! KLAXXON Tenebrous is escaping from the Mp4orce gaming matrix. Only you can stop him. BENNY Maybe this is the intro to the MP4ORCE sequel we keep hearing about! KLAXXON Quickly, go through the doors at the rear of Players' Plaza and take the elevator up to the Gigasphere. COODER Maybe we're so good that they want us to test the new game! He! Let's go! COMPUTER VOICE "Downloading Tenebrous. Four minutes and twenty three seconds to release." DAMIAN Oh, man... What did I do!?! KAYCE Since when does playing an online game involve riding an elevator? COODER Aaugh! COODER Hey, wow! Where are we? KAYCE I’m not so sure about this. KAYCE Whoooa! COODER Whoooa! BENNY Whoooa! LAYLEN Whoooa! COODER Man! BENNY Whoa! KLAXXON Welcome to the Qwad - the most advanced interface for online gaming ever created. COODER Um, Klaxxon, right? ...Here we are, ready to try out the new Mp4orce game! KLAXXON Cooder Michaels, Kayce Culp, Laylen Fosse, Benny Owens. As the top players, you have been chosen to stop the villain Tenebrous. Please enter the game simulator and prepare yourselves for Mp4orce: beyond Real. LAYLEN Are you for real? KLAXXON This is no joke. If you do not defeat Tenebrous, he will digitize the real world and conquer it. KAYCE Ah, this is so hokey... KLAXXON This time, Tenebrous is playing for real... This is not a game. COODER Yeah, blah blah blah blah blah, help us by firing this puppy up so we can play already! COMPUTER VOICE "Tenebrous download complete. Prepare for release in four, three, two, one..." DAMIAN Auugh! COODER Last one online's a loser! Ha ha! DAMIAN Huh?! What the... this is crazy! I've become the character I play in Mp4orce beyond real!! I'm Devlan13! Huh? I've been digitized! DAMIAN Huh?! What the... this is crazy! I've become the character I play in Mp4orce beyond real!! I'm Devlan13! Huh? I've been digitized! TENEBROUS You're merely the first of many. DEVLAN13 You - you're TENEBROUS Tenebrous, Master of the Infinite Realms. Sultan of the Sonic Seas. Titan of Tinnitus... COODER Oh, sweet! /I'm THRASH, for real! Ohoh! Check the bow! LAYLEN Oh. I've actually become Screemplay! KAYCE Nice. I wonder how much damage I can do as Kickblast with these shockwave boots! BENNY I'm Reverb. We've really become the game superheroes Mp4orce with all their sonic powers! COODER Cool! Let's try 'em out! LAYLEN Wait! KICKBLAST Watch out! REVERB Wow! THRASH Ummm... oops? KICKBLAST Listen up, beetle-brain! THRASH You mean - Thrash. KICKBLAST There's a BIG difference between playing Mp4orce and having their powers for real. KICKBLAST Hey, look it’s Klaxxon. THRASH Yo, Klaxxon, if this is a Vr simulation, don't ever wake me! KLAXXON There is nothing virtual about this reality. Tenebrous has escaped from the gaming matrix with the help of a player named Devlan13. KICKBLAST I hate that guy. He cheats. DEVLAN13 Tenebrous?! This can't be happening - you're just a character in a game! TENEBROUS Restructuring the very programming that held me captive, I was able to escape my digital prison. Now, I will digitize the real world and make it my virtual domain TENEBROUS where I will rule Forever! TENEBROUS Uuuha… What's this?! TENEBROUS I'm not solid! My power? What have you done with the rest of my power?! DEVLAN13 It wasn't me!! Maybe - maybe someone else was online when you escaped. Maybe they got part of your power! TENEBROUS Then, Devlan13, as a reward for bungling my escape, you will serve me now, as you did in Mp4orce: Beyond Real. DEVLAN13 Serve you how? You want me... to play video games? TENEBROUS Not play, you young fool! Win! Help me conquer the world and you will share in my victory! DEVLAN13 Uh huh. - What if we lose? TENEBROUS How does eternity in a black pit of digital oblivion sound? DEVLAN13 Uuuh! KLAXXON With Devlan13's help, Tenebrous will launch Mp4orce: Beyond Real into the real world - unless you outscore him and win the game. THRASH No problemo, Senor K! We're the best gamers in town, right? KLAXXON As Mp4orce, you possess supersonic powers... but don't underestimate Tenebrous. He is mighty, and he will try to destroy you. KICKBLAST That's always fun to hear. DEVLAN13 Everything's ready. TENEBROUS E-excellent! Now, upload the first level of Mp4orce: Beyond Real - soon to become this planet's new reality! Release Polar Invasion! DEVLAN13 Launching Polar Invasion! KLAXXON Tenebrous has just unleashed Polar invasion! KLAXXON Quickly, use the Transportal to enter the gamescape. There you must play the game and defeat Tenebrous. KLAXXON Remember... as Mp4orce, you are the world's only hope. THRASH We're all over it! THRASH Woah... what's with all the ice? KICKBLAST If Trash's the world's only hope, we're in trouble. SCREEMPLAY Ha ha ha ha! TENEBROUS Mp4orce? Here? Of anyone who could have robbed me of my virtual power, it had to be them? TENEBROUS Devlan13...!! You - DEVLAN13 I know, I know. I must destroy them. Great! Four against one. TENEBROUS Wrong, my Digital Dungeon Master! I have made certain you control every creature, every trap and every element of the game! Ohohooo... DEVLAN13 Control everything? Ohhhh ... cool. REVERB Just one question: which way? THRASH No prob, check it out! Download: Sonic Snowboard! KICKBLAST Thrash, wait! We need to do this as a team! THRASH Woohoo! Yeah, alright! KICKBLAST Thrash... do you have to practice your spectacular wipe-outs, or are you just a natural? REVERB Hey, Thrash found a hint button. SCREEMPLAY The icon for the Mastodon cave. It must be nearby. THRASH Check it out, Kickblast! I had a little fun and found a hint button. KICKBLAST Great. You can put that in your diary tonight. THRASH Hey guys, wait up! TENEBROUS Oh. Stop them, you incompetent twit! DEVLAN13 Maybe if you weren't spitting all over the controller...? DEVLAN13 Two words, dude. Breath and Mint. REVERB Bad news guys. Our sonic energy cells are getting low. SCREEMPLAY I remember online, there's a dimensional doorway just before the mastodon cave that's full of power cells. THRASH There it is! Let's power up! KICKBLAST Wait! It could be a trap! KICKBLAST Thrash! KICKBLAST I really hate it when I'm right. TENEBROUS Sabre-tooth tigers! Well done my young Dungeon Master. Now's my chance to be rid of Mp4orce forever! Give me that controller! TENEBROUS Is this some sort of infernal trickery, Devlan13? It's not working! DEVLAN13 Yeah, that happens when you disconnect the controller from the gloves. TENEBROUS I am your Master! I command you to get me my own controller! And a pair of gloves like those! Only bigger... and, eh, dark grey. DEVLAN13 Yeah, I'll get right on that. Now, if you'd just let me win this game? THRASH Look at all the power cells! C'mon, guys, it's time to get charged up! THRASH Guys?... Oh, man. I ditched them again. Oh. Kickblast's gonna kill me. KICKBLAST Oh. Great. KICKBLAST I’ve got just enough power left stay in the game, but that’s it. REVERB Come on, we gotta go! KICKBLAST There's Mastodon Rock! SCREEMPLAY And no power cells. Now what? KICKBLAST I can’t use up my last bit of power. THRASH Yeeeeeeaaaaahh!! Woohoo! THRASH Anyone for a little "power lunch?" KICKBLAST Ohoho./ Yeah!/. THRASH Sharp on this! Ha ha! DEVLAN13 Lucky break, pretty boy! But your luck just ran out. REVERB There's too many of them! SCREEMPLAY Download Sonic Wing Fighters! KICKBLAST Bye, bye! KICKBLAST Yes! REVERB Good timing. We wondered if you were going to make it back before we finished the level. KICKBLAST Him? We're the ones who almost bit it because he keeps playing Ham Solo! THRASH Hey, I'm sorry. KICKBLAST Uuugh! SCREEMPLAY C'mon, you guys. There's the Fortress. Let's just focus on beating Tenebrous. THRASH Download Sonic ATVs! TENEBROUS Devlan13! You've bumbled for long enough. Send me into battle as the Frost Giant! I'll crush them myself! DEVLAN13 Dude, you're in a fortress! Watch! I'll make them come to you! TENEBROUS So Mp4orce - we meet for the last time! Come and meet your doom! Its name is Tenebrous! SCREEMPLAY Hey, Tenebrous! Has anyone ever told you that your evil villain speeches are so last year? TENEBROUS Did you hear that Devlan13? REVERB Now what? SCREEMPLAY Thrash, how good a shot are you with your Sniper Points? THRASH Let's find out. You guys close in on the building. KICKBLAST Thrash - THRASH Don't worry - this is teamwork. TENEBROUS Shoot faster - oh, you're aim is terrible! Get him! DEVLAN13 I'm shootin', I'm shootin'! Someone really needs to cut back on the caffeine. THRASH In your face mp4orce-style! TENEBROUS Wait a minute - while you've been failing to destroy him, where did the others go? KICKBLAST TENEBROUS Hey, she's kicking my fortress! No one kicks my fortress and gets away with it! Turn on the blizzard machine! DEVLAN13 What about the Freeze Ray!? TENEBROUS My blizzard machine is the finest weather-control device in the - DEVLAN13 She's breaking your building, dude... TENEBROUS Fine! Use the Freeze Ray, for petes' sakes! Uaagh! DEVLAN13 Yes! I love the Freeze Ray! THRASH Kickblast, look out! KICKBLAST Uuuuuh! SCREEMPLAY Kickblast! REVERB We've got to get her out of there! THRASH Screemplay... you can use your headspeak to make solid objects, y'know... uh, not-solid, right? SCREEMPLAY Yeah. But I've never done it to a person before. THRASH Not to Kickblast, to the ice! Reverb, you take out that freeze ray. TENEBROUS No more Mister Nice Guy - no pimple-faced superhero wannabes are going to destroy my fortress! Take care of them! DEVLAN13 We aim to freeze REVERB Hey-hey, over here Freeze Ray. REVERB Download Heat Beats! TENEBROUS Enough of amateur hour! Engage the Blizzard Machine, Now! REVERB How do you feel? KICKBLAST Like it's time to kick some bad guy butt. THRASH Oh! SCREEMPLAY The blizzard machine! It's designed to sap our energy units and leave us helpless! SCREEMPLAY Let's go topside! Download: Wing Spinner! SCREEMPLAY Reverb, you fly; I'll ride. TENEBROUS She's even stronger than I thought. Increase the blizzard! TENEBROUS What are you doing, Devlan13? DEVLAN13 Doing whatever it takes to win. REVERB Huh. Got you! KICKBLAST You're alright, guys? THRASH What the heck was that? REVERB A blast of pure white noise. Wipes out any sound. THRASH White Noise was never an option on any level of the game. Where'd it come from? KICKBLAST From Tenebrous's cheating sidekick Devlan13. KICKBLAST I say we send that white noise back to its owner with a little sonic note that says, "Busted!" TENEBROUS Mp4orce: Surrender and proclaim me your master, and I may spare your pathetic lives. KICKBLAST Spare this! Yeah! THRASH Oh, come on, what do you got? Nothing! REVERB Uh. Take that. . DEVLAN13 Uh-oh. KLAXXON Well done, MP4orce. You defeated Tenebrous and saved the planet... KLAXXON At least until Tenebrous releases the next game level. KAYCE That psycho's still around? KLAXXON Until he's destroyed for good, Tenebrous will never give up trying to digitize the real world. LAYLEN Then Mp4orce will never give up trying to stop him. BENNY We'll keep playing to keep it real. COODER Unless there's another frost world. That ice froze my butt! BENNY Okay, Cooder. KAYCE Okay, Cooder. LAYLEN Okay, Cooder. TENEBROUS You, you...infantile imbecile! Your cheating cost me the game! I should... DAMIAN Hello? Oh. Hi, Mom. Um, yeah, there is... No, I don't want to be grounded... okay, okay! Yes, now! TENEBROUS We must release another Game Level to conquer this world! Get back here or I'll-! DAMIAN -or you'll what? You think you're tough? You haven't met my mom! I gotta go study for a biology test. DAMIAN Later, Your Evilness. TENEBROUS Why is it so hard for a world conquering villain to get good help these days?